6/16: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 16, 2009 6:15 PM PDT
in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
Email
PrintSeattle Mariners at San Diego Padres, Jun 16, 2009 7:05 PM PDT
It's official - David Aardsma has graduated from closer to Closer:
"It takes a special man to close out games, and he's definitely one of those guys," said rookie reliever Chris Jakubauskas. "You need a different kind of [makeup] to be a closer. He's eccentric, in a good way."
Well, gosh, good thing we guessed right. You can't get that sort of thing from just anyone.
Felix! Hopefully Felix! is able to counteract the double whammy of Griffey in left and our being 0-3 in our last three games against starting pitchers photographed with the wrong team. The Mariners have won eight consecutive games in San Diego and I damn sure don't feel like going home with a loss tonight. I'm thinking no-hitter after which Felix looks up at me and points and we connect on an emotional level that many observe but few understand.
985 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Yes, but is he eccentric
In that get-a-henna-tattoo-of-a-spartan-helmet-at-the-beach sort of way?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
We may get to.
Drayer never said where they were located….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Really?
I’m still undecided as to whether I think the whole thing is cool or goofy. Anything to get you through the season day, I guess.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
(I think it's kind of stupid)
That might be because the idea of a henna tattoo in general makes my skin crawl. If they got regular tattoos, fine.
I like them
But if you’re going to go to that much work, you should just get it permanently. Henna is such a girl thing, though, so that part of it is sort of odd….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I just saw an FSN promo for this series
In which the narrator hyped “Slugger Adrian Gonzalez” and the screen flashed an action shot of Edgar Gonzalez.
I’d say that about sums up the Padres.
I'm ready to be owned by a guy with 4 different vowels in his last name and no 2 vowels repeating.
Slightly below average right handed pitcher and our best starting pitcher against a sub par AAA line up? Hello inevitable defeat.
...and now I'm here
So who thought that we should play Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows when Felix pitches and why?
It’s been on my mind for a while now.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Lineups
Ichiro
Branyan
Beltre
Griffey
Lopez
Betancourt
Burke
Gutz
King Felix
Gwynn
Eckstein
A Gonzalez
Kouzmanoff
Giles
Headley
Blanco
Rodriguez
Correia
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Felix slam anybody?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right.
Felix should be batting 4th.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to figure out how to word it.
And you nailed it.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So this is also his MySpace picture?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be an impressive trick.
Assuming his right handed steadied the camera, it was not his left hand that hit the shutter release…
...and now I'm here
Pfft.
You obviously haven’t been hanging around the Young Folks. They can steady & click one-handed.
I was aiming for a more inappropriate joke.
...and now I'm here
Why you chose to hang out on this website is beyond me.
...and now I'm here
When do the Chargers start again?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is Jeff sitting?
He should make a rally fries sign so he gets on TV. That or takes down the San Diego chicken.
Jeff is sitting next to Seattle Rodiners's sister.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
He said "next to." Not "on."
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jun 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does anyone think Divish will try to work in an Anchorman reference into his print story?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take the Keystone Grandpoppy any day over the FUCKING MATCH 4s.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The Match 4s are fucking ridiculous and everyone knows it.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I could do without the soppy 'falling in love' telephone ad.
by msb on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could agree ... but I bawl like a baby every time I see it.
SOOOOOOOO CUUUTTTEEEE!!!
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd forgotten about Viagra until they started singing.
Which is worse— Viagra touting manliness with a bad version of Viva Las Vegas, or Cialis with the odd notion that side by side outdoor bathtubs are the epitome of Sexy.
Haven't seen mini-sirloin-burgerrrzzzzz for a while.
or SOOOOOOOO BIGGGGGGGG either!!
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think SO BIG got replaced with that Wi-fi weird breathing ad.
Don’t know of a better way to describe it.
Exactly. I also don't feel like I'm watching child porn with that asshole child in the bath.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, when you put it that way.
They took away a really crappy ad and gave us a barely tolerable one. Just my two cents.
That's a tough one but Match 4's are just that much more annoying.
And their rhymes are terrible.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Was I the only one who was afraid Yuni would throw it over Felix's head on that pickoff?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
I like how Dave always says that people "make their home" somewhere.
I am going to start saying that I make my home in South Seattle.
Better than saying your home is in the "South End" ... too much room for misunderstand.
“I tried to make my home in the “South End” but everything was too small for me."
Because
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
So I've been gone for a week or so. What are the current memes? Last time lots of feux-racism and commentary about Jeff's penis.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
"Katal is pimp shit"
everyone has been saying that one lately.
or
“Felix? He’s no Katal!” whenever he performs less than admirably — this actually applies to any given Mariner who does not do well.
by katal on Jun 16, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Good to hear that Aaron's heart surgery has been a success though.
and oh what a surprise, the Nats like Strasburg.
Boone's Fav Led Zep Song Must be Ramble On....Wrap it Up
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't ever change Bret.
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
I'm pretty sure
My brain just exploded.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Looking spry Griff.
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
Katal is pimp shit
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
by gregrabble on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
GUTI MONEY SHOT!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I thinks this is what they should be called
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Now let's see back to back!
On a related note, whatever happened to “Funk blast”?
Funk blast? It's no katal!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
by gregrabble on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not going to say either of them again for at least a week
So enjoy these two.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
For some reason you seem like you should be a character from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
Don’t ask me why.
I don't know how to stop.
Guti!
In Petco no less.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
I like how Wak slotted our best three hitters in the 8/9/1 slots.
Gives the team a surprise sneak attack at the bottom of the order.
I don't know how to stop.
I meant for there to be a 2 there as well. 8/9/1/2
Clever way of turning over the order, Wak!
I don't know how to stop.
I suck at revising my thoughts, dude.
Also, I’m bad at the whole CYA game.
I don't know how to stop.
Should Of Hinted That Maybe Ichiro Is On Roids
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks msb! Great article.
And it’s funny that the two guys Griffey started messing most with; Ichiro and Branyan, are by far hitting the best on the team.
It’s the GRIFFEY EFFECT! Love you, Ken.
Its probably because Ichiro thought that bleach hair thing he did was stupid
You are over 30, Brett…
It could be
The story I heard was that Boone was angry about finishing the runner up to Ichiro’s MVP award, and that it all went downhill from there.
I just realized you must be referring to the Ringolsby piece
I think I’d take Stone’s view of the clubhouse over Ringolsby
They show Red all the time.
When are they going to show Jeff? When he reveals his Rally Fry sign?
Will stop blogging critical comments about Mariners for Rally Fries.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When he brings a giant Felix head on a stick.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Did Yuni wave off Griffey?!
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
Yuni's hand is not worthy enough to polish Griffey's balls.
...and now I'm here
As much as I wish Felix would throw some of his bendy stuff,
his 2-seamer is a the nastiest.
I know this is obscure ... but does anyone else hate SSSSNNNNOOOOOOOQQUALLLLLMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ad?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Honestly, I enjoy it.
The douchieness of the people in the ad amuses me to no end.
(Raises hand)
Although, I hate most of the commercials that run on FSN.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you'll have better luck at SSSSNNNNOOOOOOOQQUALLLLLMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Shhh quiet or you won’t hear that freakish witch-whisper from that woman in the commercial. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNOOOOOOOQQUALLLLLMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We're all connected by Banner Bank
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
I hate hate hate those commercials!
They used to bother making up actual connections. Now it’s just a list of names who use the bank. Bah!
The very sound of them makes me shit blood and piss goldfish.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to mute the TV during commericals.
Now I have to change the channel, I can’t even stand to watch them.
I would like a parody of that commercial
Elisa Sanchez has a VD and passed it on to Bob Smith, who then gave it to his wife. Goes to show, you need to wrap it up…
Oh, and they all go to the same bank
So the moral of your parody is not that cheating on your spouse is to frowned upon,
but that you should wear protection when you do so?
Fear the NPE
Don't you disrepect Griffey!
He’s a LEGEND, alright. A LEGEND!
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Darn. Didn't realize the Padres already had a hit.
The guy in this Keystone Light commercial reminds me of Brett.
The Muckleshoot Moment commercials are worlds worse than the Snoqualmie ads
No one wins like this at fucking Muckleshoot casino.
Are these fans quieter than Seattle fans?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
They just need to get a wave started.
They’ll probably pull a Safeco and wait for two outs in the bottom of the 9th to start it though.
Fear the NPE
That pitch Yuni popped up on was THE perfect pitch.
89 mph belt high middle of the plate.
On one hand, Bedard for a young SS who can't hit lefties and has average-ish production seems terrible.
Yet I’d still be happy with it.
Ah, the power of Felix
The top 7 in our lineup is 0-14 with 4 Ks, and yet I feel strangely comfortable
Do you think Felix will make it to the All-Star Game this year?
Sub 3 ERA. Good record. I don’t see why not
This Blanco Looks Like The Killer From Ghost
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They're squeezing him, according to Gameday
And he’s still making hitters look stupid.
Felix Hernandez, will you be the surrogate father to my child?
I have the hope he’ll come out of the womb and strike the doctor out.
You should see how demanding I am of my pets. My cat brings in the paper. My dog does my taxes.
I would also like to see Felix get on bat a little more.
18 pitches for 3 outs?
Not very economical, Felix we want you in there in the 9th, stop fooling around
Sounds like a good night to be queen.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
I caught myself last week thinking "What if Morales, Napoli, and Figgins were all in that car..."
I only felt 3/4 guilty.
Which one did the guilt not set in for?
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw in Hunter and you'll feel not guilty at all.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Hate this commercial.
Look at me! I’m an average guy! I wear jeans, try to dress up – but nothing too fancy.
Oh, and we all haven’t had late fees.
They do
But there’s a train track that runs through it. :(
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
SafeCo should steal all the good things from other parks.
Giant sandbox, Waterfall, real Jumbo HD screen (so you can watch the game from space), swimming pool, Aquarium (seems like someone should have said suggested this before), and monorail from Olympia to Safeco field!
The only thing that could make my baseball experience better
Would be a touch tank with an adorable otter in it!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
And a water slide
But full of beer, like in Milwaukie.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
HA!
http://www.cityofmilwaukie.org/
I know, I’m typing too fast…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I like the slide idea.
But the beer isn’t family friendly … or it would be at Safeco prices and it would be about 500$ a slide.
Family friendly
Is for that section by the playfield, as far as I’m concerned.
They need a swearing, farting, yelling section.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Most of the people at games
I have about zero desire to see naked….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Yay!
Go Mariners!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
You need to factor in the fact that it's against the Padres
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
True
But his pitches are, I hate to say, unusually glorious.
He's been mixing pitches well.
The velocities look like what Washburn does when he’s pitching well.
Jesus christ Beltre you are fucking ridiculous.
Great stretch by the Manyan too.
Seriously, though, if we cannot trade Bedard for a nice prospect, we better re-sign him.
Then Beltre. Then Branyan.
Puritan commercial.
I love the assumption that he’s married.
I think we're just gonna have to wait this thing out til the 8th.
But perhaps some magic here right now. Does this not seem like a remarkably fast game?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
I like how Felix always points up on well it pop flies
just to let the hitter know he’s out. Like fuck you you got lucky to even have a good swing.
why does all FOX/FSN baseball coverage involve
Playing “take me out to the ball game” 100x a game?
WOOOOOOOOO KING AWESOME!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Oh Beltre!
He got online, saw all the Felix (and Branyan) love, and got jealous! Beltre I still love you! Come here!
Look, everyone!
We’re beating the Padres!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It's like a little fat kid
Sitting on a little skinny kid.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
The letdown
is Griffery following that up.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Just you wait till Griffey shoves that bat up your ass.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He sure just did.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
I hope you're right.
Because either way he’ll be batting in the middle of the order most of the time. I want him to not suck.
He hit that last one solidly. Once upon a time…………it would have been gone.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
For a team that has so much trouble scoring runs; the M's get a lot of their runs via the HR ball.
At least that is how it seems.
Yeah, 3 hits, 2 HRs - not your typical M's game.
It working tonight, though.
by Sinking Away on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This would explain why we don't score many runs, then.
I saw somewhere today a stat on how many runs have been attributed from home runs for a team. Something like 45% of the Yankees run support has come from home runs, 44% the Phillies, and 40% Texas. These are not the exact percentages, but they were in order of most run support via home runs.
You know, if it wasn't for home runs, Correia would have a perfect game through seven
Too bad for him about the homers
Fuck that balloon animal, that was awful!
zz
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Not scared of anything!
Except for sugar…
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem with that commercial is that the writers
clearly seemed intent on having the Morrow bobblehead eventually fuck that balloon animal. The B.A. is clearly coming onto “him”.
Like an upside down troll doll
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Pretty much exactly what I was thinking
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chad Gaudin's mug looks like a god damn goblin.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Place of birth: Minas Morgul.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clay Bucholz has a no hitter.
The world is unfair.
Our starting DH is hitting just four points higher than the mendoza line with a SLG lower than Willie Bloomquist's so far this year.
Just to keep things in perspective. At what point do the M’s do something about this?
When he retires.
Sadly, he’s not going anywhere.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If Felix were to climb Safeco, yell "I am a golden god!" and jump
I would shed no tear. That would be the perfect way for him to go.
HOT DAMN GUTI!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
If only that catch hadn't been spoiled by Simms overpronouncing Guiterrrrrrrrrrreeez.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
He knows how to catch balls
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Look for a guy who
…“knows how to handle balls near his face.”
My girlfriend tells me I look kinda like Gutz...
And at this time, I feel a sudden wave of sexiness.
"Matinee Idol Looks"
Code for “Porn Star”
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
The sad thing....
Is that the Mariners are being 2-hit by the Padres.
The Good thing…is that both hits are long home runs.
Getting your hair dyed is the key to a good education?
I miss Walt Cylde Frazier and Keith Hernandez
Mattingly and Kent look up to Papi Keith.
As they should
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Have they shown any Mariners fans?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Any of them wearing a misplaced Angels hat?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You.re still sexy Ichiro
Don’t get too jealous
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
He could still have something impressive that we will not name
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix: "LET ME BAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
I fucking hate you Mariners
Katal is pimp shit
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
by gregrabble on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This one really was my last one
I only lie once per game thread.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
Wak just showed emotion.
Confusion
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix walked!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I'm cool with that.
He can even pull a Robert, and just go around the bases until he’s thrown out.
It can be arranged but Jeff has her booked for the night.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know.
Part of me wants to see Felix steal second.
You son of a bitch.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
IT would be awesome if Felix stole a base here.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
...
I.
I’m not sure.
Never mind.
I.m an alkie.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix's blistering speed caused that blunder.
...and now I'm here
Felix sache-ed his way into home very nicely.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Then realized Branyon was lumbering behind him and picked it up at the end.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Everyone is behind and it feels surreal
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
What if I were epileptic?
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Griffery delivers in the clutch!
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Non-save situation now
Not that this is important for any reason
Because he's our best hitter.
What a stupid question.
...and now I'm here
They would not have let him hit if he wasn't going to finish
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed
If Felix completes the ::cough::
I will wear my jersey to work tomorrow.
Especially since her last one was broken over her head.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Since saves are meaningless anyway,
I think any pitcher that pitches a complete game with under 3 runs should get a save, just because.
...and now I'm here
Thank God for Kevin Kouzmanoff.
Or else I’d be breaking things.
Fuck A Russian Kouzmanoff
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a way of bringing old foes together.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like an apron should be enough for everyone
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well when you're cooking with cooking oil sometimes it sizzles and pops out of the pan and lands on you
I’d imagine that would be quite painful if you weren’t wearing any clothes
This is what the apron is for
Poochie just doesn’t quite get it Wonder why that is?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You plan these for when Jeffrey is gone, don't you?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, is this your first gif? I think this is your first gif, please let me be there for your first gif
I love the rooster
I know not how to make the .gif... But I rarely post images.
This might only be my 2nd or 3rd. Foghorn Leghorn!
Damnit
The King will settle for nothing less than a K
COMPLETE COMPLETE COMPLETE COMPLETE COMPLETE COMPLETE
HE IS OUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
GAME OVER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2-hitter!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bow down to the king!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
9 straight wins against this whale's vagina of a team.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch selection was fucking awesome tonight.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hell of a game
I don’t care if it’s the lowly San Diego Padres, two hits is two hits
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yay
The Mariners need to stop fucking around and either go on a huge losing streak or huge winning streak
Well Seattle Rodiners is extremely annoying
by Graham MacAree on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
M's Win! M's Win!
Felix is The High Priest of Pimpery.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
We still got owned by a slightly below average pitcher.
...and now I'm here
Good luck charm also = playing a team that features Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis, Jason Varitek, and JD Drew... >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 16, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff's original post
Looks a smidge creepy now.
It wasn’t a no-hitter, but….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Oh, God!
Those red Rangers uniforms are hideous!
Sorry about using 300 pixels, i sized it down to there.
I would use the 299 in the future, but i’d rather reveal my true form and be banned again.
Is it funny because technically it wasn't an at-bat but a plate appearance? :o
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 16, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Playoffs?
Don’t talk about playoffs!
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin Correia just pitched eight innings against us
he threw a total of zero pitches from the stretch.
We have three players with BRAA's above zero
one of them is Jason Vargas.
Ladies and Gentleman, your 2009 Seattle Mariners!
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Ku Klux Klan, umpires and bowling: Why the minor leagues tossed out Jim Evans academy
- The Cardinals Hall of Fame can now be found at Bill Clinton’s library in Arkansas (Huh?)
- Will Bryce Harper start the season with the Nationals?
- Mitch Mustain puts football behind him, signs reported rookie deal with White Sox
- Robinson Cano and Denzel Washington face off in Jay Leno’s Yankees trivia contest
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
