6/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 7:55 PM PDT
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I was thinking the same thing today pre-game.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Todd Helton plays for the Rockies, and Matt Holliday used to be
This concludes my knowledge of the Rockies
Everybody including me who has punned tonight should be embarrassed
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all Fogel's fault. I blame Jimenez imitators.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is still my best pun ever and it makes me angry that recs were passe when I made it.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
In my head it's a Fogel pun so I think I will rec Fogel
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
But I can give my rec to Poochie now
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 13, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly there is some sort of subversive movement against me.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Now you get your rec for Gomez mockery
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will also rec you for this.
I didn’t mind Gomez until he removed me as a friend from Facebook, because I’m apparently too entrenched in LL.
Gomez's conspiracy theories were the best
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS GOD DAMN ANALLY HUMILIATING
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY SHIT
I LOVE LOPEZ AT THIS MOMENT! ONLY THIS MOMENT THOUGH!
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HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD WE TIED THE GAME!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Eff!
I changed the channel after Lopez’s homerun.
I have missed every Sounders goal for the past three weeks.
Well color me fucking surprised.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Just got in;
… Junior started in left?
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Lowe is just stupid as hell
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Dammit dammit dammit...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Lowe is going to Beltre so he can know how it's done next time.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Wonderful.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I was actually just typing this in a more elaborate fashion.
But you said it best I see, haha.
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We need to urge the MLB to let us stand a 10th fielder next to Lowe for fielding purposes.
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Why can't we run on all cylinders for just ONE game.
Oh yeah, that’s right, it’s because we’re not good enough.
Well that tie lasted a long time.
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Question
If a pitcher spews retard all over the field with errors, and a run comes in to score, is it then an earned run?
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San Diego is losing too.
But I fail to see how either team’s record is relevant to us.
You know, if you cut Alaska into two states
then Texas would be the third-biggest state.
This inning is a Hurdle that Lowe cannot seem to clear
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Adaire Mark Lowe to throw a strike...
I am ashamed.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Ianetta been able to understand why one pun makes so many other people want to make puns
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We just wanna Hawpe onto the pun train.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
But then they get progressively more Fowler.
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I don't think any of us could go that Lowe.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
We'll get better by To-Morrow!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
We already have
it’s called every pun thread we’ve ever had without Fogel in it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Gameday, Mark Lowe's out pitch is a pitch he doesn't throw
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Wow, I really thought there were two outs
Any optimism I had has suddenly been doused with a cold bucket of Mark Lowe.
Using Lowe isn't even a pun, it just sucks
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That one is no good either.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
If you can work in Luc Richard Mbah a Moute I'll be impressed.
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Do you dare me?
Because Adaire you.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Please no Moyer.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Holy crap he fielded the ball
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He could be your idiot brother
No offense to your idiot brother if you already have one
by lemonverbena on Jun 13, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I said the same thing to AK1984's sister.
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That's a homer in new Yankee Stadium
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It was essential for my thought out win plan that Ichiro get a hit.
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Some bullshit about no DH at an NL park
by lemonverbena on Jun 13, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH, who the hell do they think they are?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Park one, Beltre.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Beltre will get a hit or GIDP.
There is no in-between.
A strike out?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Lick my asshole clean until you can see your face in it
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cedeno has got hops.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
BE A HERO
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
btw is Red at this one too?
YES NIEHAUS WITH A RED/Bobblehead mention!
C'mon Red make Beltre win this.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
He danced away from a pitch right down the pipe
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ENDY WILL IT A HR RIGHT HERE!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Maybe Endy can get Barmes to pull a Casilla here.
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Still trying that bunt...?
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I can't believe he didn't swing at that.
Sigh. It’s only a matter of time.
What a fucking shitty day
Torii Hunter hit three home runs and the Mariners lost
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Oh, hey, look, we're not going to win this series.
So much for our mild warm streak.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 13, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Except a healthy proportion of this blog
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 13, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a Sounders game. It was fun.
Like an indie pop/punk EP. Fun, upbeat, and it was over before it got annoying.
Now that you asked he won't do it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 13, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
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