Seattle Mariners @ Colorado Rockies GameThread, Jun 12, 2009 6:10 PM PDT

Seattle Mariners	Colorado Rockies
Ichiro Suzuki - RF	Dexter Fowler - CF
Russell Branyan - 1B	Clint Barmes - 2B
Adrian Beltre - 3B	Todd Helton - 1B
Jose Lopez - "2B"	Brad Hawpe - RF
Endy Chavez - CF	Ryan Spilborghs - LF
Ronny Cedeno - LF	Troy Tulowitzki - SS
Yuniesky Betancourt - "SS"	Ian Stewart - 3B
Rob Johnson - C	Chris Iannetta - C
Jarrod Washburn - P	Ubaldo Jimenez - P

I like Jarrod's mood-lighting. What a hunk.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions

Whoo hoo! No quotation marks used!

Oh, wait. The lineups haven’t been posted yet.

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions

From Baker....

Ichiro RF
Russ Branyan 1B
Adrian Beltre 3B
Jose Lopez 2B
Endy Chavez CF
Ronny Cedeno LF
Yuniesky Betancourt SS
Rob Johnson C
Jarrod Washburn P

Rockies

Dexter Fowler CF
Clint Barmes 2B
Todd Helton 1B
Brad Hawpe “RF”
Ryan Spilborghs LF
Troy Tuluwitzki SS
Ian Stewart 3B
Chris Ianneta C
Ubaldo Jiminez RHP

by marc w on Jun 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Yay more Yuni!

by OlSalty on Jun 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Might this be the first time in Endy's career he's hit 5th?

What a sad reflection on our lineup…

I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little

by Sportszilla on Jun 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I think Yuni "SS" wins the quotation marks of the day.

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

If there were only one set to give out, I'll stick with Hawpe, but yes, Yuni can have his own.

by marc w on Jun 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Quotation marks are not graded on a curve

As witnessed by this terrifying lineup from 2008.

Plenty to go around to all the deserving chillen.

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

I love our 7 8 9 hitters

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions

Ronny is also abysmal

by OlSalty on Jun 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Seems like

we only have a chance if our 1 2 3 4 have a decent game and washburn pitches good..

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it possible that our pitchers will out bat a position player during this series?

Ok, all things are possible, but I think I feel better with Wash batting than Yuni.

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Along the same line...

How hilarious would it be if Wak sent Felix in to PH for Yuni to “send him a message”.

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I am 100% sure that Washburn in Coors will work out splendidly

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions

It certainly will for one team...

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

But at the same time Branyan will likely make it some what interesting to watch

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Jun 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Game 7!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Lame

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Jun 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions

The only way Pittsburgh winning would be acceptable if they won it in OT in front of a dead quiet arena

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd settle for a win that involved Sidney Crosby breaking his vagina on live TV and quitting the sport in disgrace.

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Fortunately it doesn't look like we will get either

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

NOT SO SOON!

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Crosby hasn't returned yet.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he was a girl. There is already one female goalie according to NHL 09.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Ugh.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh....rumor alert

I just heart that Morrow will be starting for Bedard this weekend….anyone?

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions

Don't see how, he's nowhere near stretched out

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Someone with clubhouse access and a Blackberry

Is Twittering this information…

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Everything is true on the internet

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Normally, I'd be skeptical

But there are photos of today’s lineup sheet.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Whos twitter?

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

You're kidding, right?

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm, unless you're a fan of 3 inning starts this can't be good

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I doubt it,

why would you put in a player who in relief has been iffy at best, into a starting role without sending him down like they have talked about?

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I think several dozen people would have had to gone completely insane for that to happen

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I am trying to find out who runs the account, don't know if I'll get an answer

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Can you post a link to the twitter, also?

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes

That was the one linked during the draft too. Hmmm, well fuck

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Woops

Try again, retard

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep, you got it. :)

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I think so, hold on let me see if I can grab it...

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Baker has it too

You’ve got to be batshit crazy Wak

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah, it's alright as long as you work up to it.

… I’ve heard.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, it looks pretty legit based on past tweets...

I’d rather have RRS come up then morrow start though..

by barabuski on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions

For real

This should be interesting. Maybe diabetes is weaker in high altitudes? <———- helper

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Shoulder inflammation for Bedard

Oh goodie

by Brian Floyd on Jun 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions

Kiss the trade deadline goodbye!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I would imagine it will still come.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm being a lazy writer

All I’ve been hearing on the damn radio for the past week is how we need to get rid of Bedard….

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

WHO THOUGHT A HAPPY FUCKING THOUGHT?

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

GOD DAMN YOU GREGGARBLE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T I WAS OVERPAYING FOR A PS3 CONTROLLER AT THE TIME

All my thoughts were negative!

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed

by gregrabble on Jun 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I swear it wasn't me.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Graham posted a picture of otters.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

THANKS GRAHAM

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You're welcome

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Not all that crazy to start Morrow

Only 60 pitches, so essentially the stretching out process starts in Seattle instead of Tacoma. Only other options would be Jak (who will probably pitch a few innings anyway), or someone called up to take Burke/Quiroz spot.

Sucks about Bedard though, and Morrow has been shitty this season…hopefully tonight is a rainout that is made up at the end of the season.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

But Morrow is fucking terrible right now

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

He's also our starter tomorrow!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank god I'm going to be nowhere near a TV tomorrow afternoon/evening

I should probably leave my phone at home in the car too.

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by bluemax on Jun 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Indeed

But any other viable options? RRS I suppose, or Jak. Who else?

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Both seem like better ideas

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not on board with RRS

12 runs in AAA indicates that he may still be injured, or at the very least is way more fucking terrible than Morrow.

Jak would probably be better though.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Batista, possibly.

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Better option!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I am a better option than Batista

I have a 27 MPH curveball that will make you cry!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

People really have to stop bashing Batista for his year last year. He has been one of the better pitchers in the bullpen this year.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Which I understand isn't starting, but last year was not his true talent level.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't forget! Griffey in LF tomorrow too!!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Punt!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions

RRS is not listed as Tacoma's probable starter

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

I imagine they'll bring him up since Morrow is being limited to 60 pitches and they'll need the bullpen tomorrow.

Plus Johnson is back, so they can get rid of a catcher.

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Hopefully Johnson.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrow is the bullpen. RRS is the rotation.

Therefore, RRS should be the one starting tomorrow.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, that does seem to be a better way to go. I'm just stating what I think they will do.

I imagine Morrow goes to Tacoma after the start and Corcoran gets activated.

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay so we're boned tomorrow.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow starting! Griffey in left!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrow can hit

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by Corco on Jun 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

60 pitches.. so what, 2 innings?

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions

At least there's a bright side.

Morrow in.

Game IS beginning.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Crazy first period!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

You watching the Wings?

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

You're so sweet.

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you verbally patting me on the head? haha!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope, you just saved my ass. I was considering many many really stupid and horrible wise cracks.

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I can take it. ;)

Oh, Branyan just hit a home run ,and I am officially trying to do too many things at once!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Eeeexcellent.

Any goals yet?

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope.

But it should be 5-4 after all of the opportunities for both teams.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I just a moment ago

Saw that ridiculous Pens goal. :p The Wings are the better team, but I think Pittsburgh might want it more….

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh....never mind

I guess a bitch could change the channel…..

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy shit!

Who’s the crazy fucker in the pink suit?!?

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably Don Cherry.

But I am watching the Rockies broadcast currently.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Ok, yeah, that makes sense.

I’m watching CBC. :/

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Don Cherry, then.

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I found a photo on the AP

That looks like something I would wear, not a guy in his ~~what~~ 60s? Wow.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I would love that man if he weren't such a non-ironic racist.

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Yikes!

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Canada's Sager!

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Sidney Crosby?

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha awesome they are playing the Griffey Cloning commercial!

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

I really want those DVDs,

But i don’t know if I can afford both games, and this makes me sad.
:( <——————— me

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

You can buy a "give away package".

It is all the iteams from every give away for the year. I think it is like 250$. Use the stuff you don’t want as christmas gifts.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I've heard about that

My main issue = not having $250, and also not wanting bobbleheads in my house.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Just throwing it out there in case you hadn't heard.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Including bobbleheads?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

That is what I heard.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Wonder if they are copy-protected.

Just wondering.

Not that I would advocate doing anything illegal or immoral, mind you.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

There you go Washington State, new uniforms.

That will fix everything.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Jun 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Link?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

FSN just showed a sneak peak.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

UW has new ones too

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Purple skirts?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

No

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

They're still not going to a bowl game

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by bluemax on Jun 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Duh

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

They look too much like Ohio State's

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by Corco on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Endy Chavez is hitting 5th in a major league lineup?

What the tits?

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by Corco on Jun 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Ahem

What the Beluga Tits.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

You really hate Batista don't you?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha!

No, but thanks to this site, that’s the first thing I think of now when someone says the word “tits”.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm sorry.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

A lot of things have changed since I found this site

May God have mercy on my soul.

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by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Sims on the radio: Gutz available today, likely a starter tomorrow!

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

Hooray!

With Morrow in, he’ll be quite busy.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Hope a bum knee doesn't slow him down much

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, because why rush when you have Cedeno to fill in?

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Along with Jr!

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Well that's a bucket of ice water to the face

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

DINGER DINGER DINGER

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Halladay out with an injury

Always one of those players I hate to see injured.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

Better Halladay than Bedard!

Because obviously this is a case of either one or the other.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad day for pitcher injuries

Halladay, Peavy, Bedard.

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by bluemax on Jun 12, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

One of those names is not like the other!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

That sounds like a good day for pitcher injuries.

Bad day for pitchers. Maybe Ubaldo’s next.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm always a little bit excited about watching the M's pitchers hit.

Lowered expectations!

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions

I really like Coors Field.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions

BOOM!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Oh yes do me!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Holy shit!

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Can't wait to see the speed off the bat on that one.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

RUSSELL!!!!!!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

BRANYAN IRON!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

RUSSELL FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BRANYAN!

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

God I love that man.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Russell Branyan is lovable

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by Corco on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

And in turn, Zduriencik is loveable.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

HOLY SEXMUSCLE!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

RUSS!!!!!!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

Someone screencap the Russell/Felix hug!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions

Well, if you are going to put the ball right there, you HAVE to expect it to wind up in the forest.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions

Russ is the man!

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions

Look at Russell's face.

He knows he’s the shit.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, there is that swing you guys were talking about...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Imagine if Branyan signed with the Rockies

Dear Lord it would be a sight.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

On pace for a 27-pitch complete game shutout!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Well well

If we don’t have David “Coors Field Encyclopedia” Neihaus broadcasting for us tonight!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

"fisted deep in the hole."

Forgot I was on the Colorado feed.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

that reminded you?

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I wasn't really paying attention to the commentary, but that struck me as something Neihaus wouldn't say.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Fun Fact

The Mariners’ first interleague game was against the Rockies, at home in Seattle. The M’s won, and Griffey made an impressive play.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

We haven't played in Colorado since 2001

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

We're going to get way more for Washburn than we should.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions

After all we put up with since 2006.

I disagree. We damn deserve whatever prospect(s) we’re going to get.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Slightly below average?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess it depends on how you define "slightly below average prospect"

I’m happy with another team’s fourth or fifth best name.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I meant Washburn's production.

It’s not like he’s been a terrible pitcher.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahhhhhhh. My mistake.

He hasn’t been terrible at all, but up until this year, oh did I loathe him.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

An entire season!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice quick inning of groundballs

Dammit Texas is winning

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

THE PENGUINS

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

What's up with Gutz?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions

He'll be ready to go tomorrow.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow, these guys are in a hurry to get out of here.

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions

So, how many HRs can Russell hit tonight?

Because that may be the only way they score tonight.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions

BENCH

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Sit your fat ass back on the bench you hack.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Oh hey, Yuni swung at a pitch above his head.

What a surprise. I never saw that coming.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

I think he's really learning, don't you?

by Lanky on Jun 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

No flyouts yet.

by Matthew on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Besides the one ball that actually flew out, of course.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I fucking hate Ranger fans...

Let’s vote for Josh Hamilton even though he’s hurt…fuck…

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

It's reasonable.

Hamilton is a beast. He deserves a trip to the All Star Game.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Who cares?

It is a meaningless exhibition game.

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by bluemax on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Giffey! is a leading vote getter.

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Well he deserves it...

duh…

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey is the greatest Mariner in history so I hope you are not being sarcastic

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh he is not.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey! could hit dingers like nobody else ever will

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Dingers!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

GRIFFEY!!!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Not at all...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey is pretty clearly the best player in Mariners history,

A-Rod has had a better career but in terms of production in Seattle it’s not especially close.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember when Mariner's fans almost voted David Bell in?

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariners'

Fail

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd rather have had seen him than Ripken.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I seem to remember Bell was leading the day before by a large margin

Then suddenly Ripken was the winner.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jun 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

First HPB by Wash this year.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Ouch, bet that hurt.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

That's a message, Rockies!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Unfortumately, the Rockies trainers are unable to cure Hawpe of defensitis suckitis.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions

Chavez!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

Chavez!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

There is no gap!

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

Chavez is still awesome in CF!

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

Man it's fun to watch Endy fly around out there.

If we didn’t have Guti Endy would be just as if not more fun to watch.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

It's nice having a legit backup CF.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

The entire pitching staff

should really be taking our outfielders to dinner for the next 1000 days or so.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions

So should our infielders.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I love after that throw that the camera man shows Yuni.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

"What? I got the out. What's the problem?"

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

It was Jose Lopez's throw.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

My bad.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

What?? Do you think that is symbolizing something?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Must be a habit among the league's camera men.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Sims and Rizzs talked to Jim Tracy before the game.

I’m sure you’ll hear about when the switch happens.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

Unfortunately when it comes to the Mariners pitchers, it will probably be ugly.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

Tulo was distracted by Johnson's gritty play.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

At least Washburn can run.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Way to run Washburn!!

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

That's almost a Wash.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

J-Rod!

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by Corco on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Hahahhaha the Rockies can't beat out Washburn on a grounder.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Good Baserunning!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

Hah!

He didn’t reckon with the speed demon that is Washburn.

I hear he plays “kiss me deer” in the off season

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

Look at that keen baserunning!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

Now we need a double steal.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

Ichiro is not a beast he is a MONSTER!!

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

I think one of our pitchers need to go up with their hat under their helmet...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

I think Russell needs to hit another homerun right here.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Time for a double!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Hmmm.... so Branyan is one of two players not to hit into a DP this season (from the AL).

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Whoa, no kidding? That's incredible

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

According to the Rockies broadcast.

Wouldn’t have thunk it.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Well he was batting behind Beltre for a while

Not many chances for double plays.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I was just looking at Rauls yesterday, he's about on par. Didn't think to look a Branyans

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

41 straight games reached by Ichiro

Also, why the fuck can’t the motherfucking best-record-in-baseball Dodgers score off Vicente Fucking Padilla?

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

No one can.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Does Jimenez throw anything other than a fastball?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Oops. Jinxed it.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I know where he might fit in.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm assuming.

Because how else could he become a MLB pitcher?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, GL Mariners,

Two on and your best hitter is up

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Bases juiced for Beltre.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, BTW

HOMERUN Matsui and the Yankees take the lead 7-6!

Crush the Mets!

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Not here.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd be baffled if someone here other than you cared.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Why?

Are you mad at Putz for blaming the Mariners doctors?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Word is he's a Yankees fan who used to live in Everett.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

On a naval base or something right?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Ya fuck dos Mets

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank God Melky Cabrera was on deck for protection.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

PROPERLY UTILIZED ASSETS!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey,

We’ve got the best lineup in the league; don’t knock it ;)

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

The gayest lineup in the league.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

That's because you play in a carnival

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

It's fun to be a Yankee fan

and browse around the opposing team blogs;

Like walking into a saloon with a bullseye on your back.

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

No that would be your brain with the bullseye

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Yawn.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

No one cares that you're a yankee fan.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

It's not the team you're rooting for that put the bullsye there.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you being a martyr right here? Am I wrong about that?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Being a Yankees fan has nothing to do with why you're annoying.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

So I got the Yankees game on in the background

I can’t wait to see Russell hit there…

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Ball Four.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!!!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

YAYDRIAN!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOO BELTRE

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

CLUTCH!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH ADRIANNNN

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre!!!

I love playing in Colorado!

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre!!!!!!!!

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

Washburn scores!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

Sweet Deke you fucking Nancy....

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

He shoulda trucked him

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre and Branyan should have charged towards homeplate together.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

I really hate running home on contact.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Lopez you failed there.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Least Loafie and Beltre were heads up

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

I still love you Branyan, even when you fuck up.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

It's a designed play to run home on contact.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Be offended, Ronny.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

THEY ARE INTENTIONALLY WALKING ENDY CHAVEZ!!!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

Anyone sense a RonCEDGS??

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

Looks like a modern day Dugout SN.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon Ronny.

Show ’em.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

If there was ever a good time for Cedeno to prove he belongs in the starting lineup....

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

Go get em Cedeno.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

BRING IN FELIX

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES

IF HE CAN DO IT OFF JOHAN HE CAN DO IT OFF JIMENEZ.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait Gameday is failing

what became of Lopez?

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

On second

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Grounded into a fielders choice, Branyan out in a rundown between third and home.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Nevermind.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Hit it into the infield. Branyan was out at home, Beltre made it to third, Lopez to second.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Aw well dick.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

I'm so surprised.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Seriously

You would think the murderer’s row coming up after Beltre doubled would have just scared the Rockies into giving us a few more runs.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Worse than Betancourt.

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Yuni can take him back on the raft with him for all I care.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

This is a stupid thing to say.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Good inning.

Even though it feels like we should have scored a whole lot more.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

I feel good about it.

Our offense has already reached its quota for the day.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

At least we cleared the pitcher for the next inning!

Oh, wait…

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit Ronny. I want to like you, but you need to actually show some semblence of hitting talent sooner or later.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

That new "oooooh" Qwest wi-fi ad is quickly becoming the next "SO BIG"

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

"So big" was awesome.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

It was pretty funny the first few times.

Then it drifted into creepy.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

3-run lead

for the batter of Washburn and Johnson.

Still early but how’s the Mariners bullpen stack up?

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions

Decent with command issues.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

batter = battery

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions

How is Ianetta doing this year?

I’ve heard good things of him.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

Holy Crap. What is Coach wearing!?!?!

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

Coach is on tv?

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

The other Coach.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey?!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Doing

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Donald Stewart Cherry.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

1st thing I thought of as well.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

A thong?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Sub 3.00 ERA for Wash

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

Speaking of tomorrows game

Does anybody remember what happened the last time we played Colorado on a weekend?

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

My parents thought I was going to get myself killed that day!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

UMMM.

Didn’t Jeremy Reed drop a ball or something?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

In laymens terms

Christ was stoned to death

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it really pronounced "Bar-mess?"

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

I believe so.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

It's the way I have always heard it.

But I get the Rockies broadcast locally.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Interesting.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I always thought it was

Bar mehz

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by bluemax on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

What's this walking hoo ha?

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

JW got all discombobulated by the baserunning.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

What a ding dong.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

That's Bedard.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Heh. Teej. ;)

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Fucking god damnit asses.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

What a surprise.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

Booo.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

So that is what Ackley is going to look like!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Helton now has 100 RBI in interleague play.

Can you beat that!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

This is, of course, the most meaningful stat ever.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice stop Rob.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

What a dick

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

Shit.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus fucking christ.

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

Well this is annoying.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

Sigh.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

I hope Branyan's groin is okay. That was quite a stretch.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Run support slowly disappearing.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Things are falling apart quickly.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

All fucking day.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Oh for fuck's sake why didn't he just throw at home?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

No one was going home.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Huh?

by Zwakamatsu on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

He was.

But you still go for the “easy” force out.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess I missed it. My bad.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Upon further watching, Johnson wasn't anywhere near the plate anyway because he was going for the ball, too.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

From what I saw, the runner at 3rd took off on contact.

Should’ve been an easy out, but maybe Washburn didn’t see him.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, you're right, he was running home.

But as I mentioned above, there was no one there to make a play. We’ll just blame it all on Johnson!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Sustainable improvement!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

I was almost going to say, that almost was a disaster.

But then he was safe.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

That just means we have 2 score 2 more runs.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

Could've been worse.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Anyone know Jack Z's middle name?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Rudolf

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

All I know is that it starts with an A.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

A good question to lead with at the August visit

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

He has a majestic swing.

That Branyan guy.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

What?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

BHAHAHAHHAHA

YES!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Yay lousy defensive positioning!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Isn't that how Johnson gets all his XBH?

by ewakio on Jun 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I love this stadium!!

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Power Man Johnson!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Trade Rob Johnson to Colorado!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Raul Ibanez would've gotten to that.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Lay down the damn bunt, Wash.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

We should play here more often.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

I missed the Rob Johnson double...

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson, everyone.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Go Rob Go.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

That was fun

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Looking at Branyan's open stance, he reminds me of a left handed Jay Buhner.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Left handed Jay Buhner, that's really fun to think about.

Branyan’s going to own this town if they keep him around.

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, my thoughts exactly

Clears the hips…

and any inside fastballs over the right-field wall.

by Terrekain on Jun 12, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Crud.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

Uh oh.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

That looked like a pop-up.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

That ball really carried.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Tulobombed.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

Funny part is that Endy would've gotten that if it was in any other ballpark.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

You can't leave them in the middle of the plate.

Russell could tell you that.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

I often find myself wanting less of a pitcher's park

until we play in places like Coors Field and Arlington…

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Rain coming?

HURRY WASHBURN HURRY

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Huh

I knew a stripper named “Thunder Boomers” once…..

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

See, Dave Niehaus needs to do this too.

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Bless Dave Simms...

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Was he telling that story? 'Cause in a slow game that's the kind of story that's going to keep my attention.

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He referred to the storm with that phrase...

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Ok, let's get that offensive beast Washburn on base again.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Who is that due in your picture?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope you are joking, but I don't think you are....

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

The picture is so tiny.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Click her username.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Jose Clemente.

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Well they all look alike amirite?

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Actually he's Hispanic not black.

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

See this is only funny if you don't actually seem like a racist.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Not subtle enough for you?

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah that's the problem alright.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

acblue wins this tiff.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

And your picture is, Ichiro wearing a sombrero, am I right?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Do mine now!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Why do you have a picture of Domo-kun?

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Because he is fucking hilarious.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Yours is a loaf of bread screaming at something.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Your powers of deduction are amazing.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro is actually cross eyed in that picture, with a sombrero on his head.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Can you see the future

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe..

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Half right.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

And yet somehow even wronger.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Err *dude.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Roberto Clemente

see here, if you like

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Mile High Rally Fries.

I’m speechless.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Did Dave Sims just make an Eddie Murphy as Gumby joke?

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

Yes.

Yes he did.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Wheee!

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I think that's the first time I've laughed at something Sims said.

Well, I’m laughed AT him many times, but this was more WITH him.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

That's the first time? Really?

Dave Sims is wonderful.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Just not "my cup of tea.

I know, it could be worse.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes. Sims is old and he likes to make pop culture notes on things from an age gone past.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Yours is a picture of Lou Gehrig hugging a tiger.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait what did he say?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

He was talking about how Ichiro's constantly stretching then said

“Eddie Murphy would be proud. Hey look, I’m Gumby!”

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Dammit.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh Haha.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

YAY He Yuni'd it!

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck the Pens! Fuck the Pens! Fuck the Pens! Fuck the Pens!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

I have such a dirty mind.

Thank goodness there are no telepaths amongst us.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you know

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

SIKE

Can’t say a word until somebody else says your name

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That's jinx dumbdumb

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

poop

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

teehee

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you know that?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I love Rob Johnson

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Good, Now Wash can swing away!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

So, at what point does hitting and catching outweigh 'communicating with your pitchers" in the pitchers minds ....

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Good check swing!

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT A SAVE!

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Swan dive..it was great.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

There's an awful lot of hugging going on over on CBUT.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

teehee!

heeheehee!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

What a shitty day for Marian Hossa.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe if he'd decided to show up in the final things would have been different

:(

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jun 12, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

:(

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

What is that from? I can't place my finger on it.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

30 days of night.

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

30 Days of Night and also a recap Jeff did.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahhhh. Thanks.

I’m pretty certain I recognize that more from Jeff’s recap than I do from the film.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

There is crying in hockey, I see.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Goddammit why can't I find this post.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/10/21/234311/10

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

For some reason..

I heard Pittsburgh Penguins and Megaman comes to mind.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

Please throw strikes, Wash.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

Where's that torrential downpour when you need it?

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

What would happen?

If after the guy was walked he just started running to 2nd.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

He would probably be thrown out.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson would overthrow 2nd?

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

They pulled it off in "Little Big League."

In real life, doubt it would work.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni and Loafie would be confused over who should cover and fuck the whole thing up

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

That was not a strike?

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

Uh oh.

RAIN RAIN RAIN PLEASE RAIN RIGHT NOW

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

Uh-ohs.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

1888 Bock

Disappointing.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

And The Cat Came Back The Very Next Week.

Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!

by Supersonics1984 on Jun 12, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

That's one determined pussy

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh gooodie fucking gumdrops

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Doing.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

You wouldn't happen to be a headline writer guy, whatever the title, for a newspaper would you?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Hah, they are letting Jimenez bat.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

And fuck did I just say?

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

REVENGE OF 2006!!!

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

No the Sens lost in the 06 season not the Pens

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Lame

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

That was interesting.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Just grand.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome.

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Well today's just getting better and better

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah the pitcher is going to steal.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

He might.

That tricky NL

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Must..get...over....500...

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

DAMNATION

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

BULLSHIT

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Sounds close

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Looked safe to me.

Lame.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAGHHH

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

No, apparently Rob tagged too high

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Johnson missed the fucking tag!

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

OH CRAP.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

OH HE WAS SAFE

FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Hell's bells.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Wonder if Bedard just wanted to watch the Cup in peace & quiet?

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Washburn hates having leads.

by russak on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Yet he can't get them.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

NICE BLOCK, ROB FUCKING JOHNSON

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Hello Central

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

We're getting pussy hit to death.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Bases loaded, this just keeps getting better and better.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Okay then.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

This stuff is not supposed to happen at Coors...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

We're getting Wak balled.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Boned.

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Todd Helton, sure you betcha

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Why didnt he block the plate more?

Perhaps a little gunshy after getting drilled….

by Patrick22 on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

He just isn't a good defensive catcher...

plain and simple…

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

That or he sucks.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I am going with the latter

by Patrick22 on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd go with both.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Hit the slam, Helton.

Just get this over with.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

I fear the worst.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

"What a strange inning" sez Blow.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

And here's where he walks in a run to top things off.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

One of those has to be a strike...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

GOD

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

WHY MUST THE GAMES MATTER AGAIN

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

GOOD ASS QUESTION

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

This is good. Let them tank, trade away the pieces of value, and restock for the next couple of years.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

NO

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

GRIFFEY MUST GET HIS RING!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Why don't we trade Griffey? It worked well for us last time!

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

(goods ass)!

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Am I hearing this right?

A Butcher boy.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Show bunt, draw the defense in, pull the bat back and swing.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

That's interesting.

I don’t think I have heard that.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember Freddy Garcia pulling it off once.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Honestly, I hadn't heard the term until Sims mentioned it last season.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I've always called that the slap bunt, Butcher Boy must me an east coast thing?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Could be.

Or maybe Sims is just a serial killer of little boys and just made it up.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I could see that, not the most likely of people. So yeah probably his kind of gig

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

the phrase "Butcher boy" is attributed to Casey Stengal.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Way to ruin the fun!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I was building the story in my head... Sims is kind of creepy

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He was talking about airplane sex a few innings ago.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

For real? If so I love this guy, wish he'd to the radio side more often

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm assuming we're saving the pen for the Morrow start, since he has a low pitch count?

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Who ordered shitty Washburn?

Pitch better, tradebait!

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

He's not pitching that awful

Yes the walks suck, but look how they are scoring on him…

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

He's not pitching all that well either

But he’s getting jobbed in this inning.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Brad Hawpe sucks against lefties so I guarantee an out.

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

I wasn't nervous until right now...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I guarantee a double play

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

It would be rad if you could carry over outs to the next inning.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

If Hawpe only hit against righties and DHed, he would be a 4-win player.

/Fangraphs commenter

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT NOW FAGGOTS

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I <3 you.

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Good call ole chap

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey that a kid!

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

I'm amazed we're only down by a run.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Fucking lucky that wasn't worse.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Considering he was unlucky that whole inning.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

HUGE

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Nice! We are still in it...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

In it to win it!

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Cool.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Wow I'm surprised Griffey isn't playing

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Tomorrow night.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

NOBATISTANOBATISTANOBATISTANOBATISTANOBATISTA

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

He's no Animal, that's for sure.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Road rally fries? Really?

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

It doesn't sound good.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

No lie.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Like something you'd find on the side of the street

Or a brothel.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha ha, they really didn't think that sign out.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Blowers is slanging rally fries like crack

stupid people come running for them

by Patrick22 on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Branyan + Coors Field +

hopefully equals another HR

by Patrick22 on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Sigh.

I think that was even more painful than the photos my cousin just sent of his parent’s house being demolished after their house fire two months ago.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Wonder if there is some other depressing thing that will make this game seem better.

Maybe there is an uplifting documentary about a genocide on PBS.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

That right there is a great fucking at bat...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Beauty

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Mighty nice AB.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Russell Branyan strikes out every 2.98 plate appearances.

The worst rate in baseball history.

(Again, according to the Rockies broadcast)

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

RED!

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

The hell you doin out there?

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember them saying they were going to Colorado this season.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I briefly toyed with the idea of joining him there

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT!

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

He's in Colorodo with a bobblehead.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Not just any bobblehead.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

RED!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

RED!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

WheeRed!

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Red!?

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

PURPLE!

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

This was a stupid comment.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I figured you had earned a bad comment or two.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I try to call myself out.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

The problem with the 2008 Mariners blogsophere was a lack of accountability.

Griffey has helped us improve that.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

That, and the tickling.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Fogel is much better at this

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

That makes me smile...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

I pretty sure Red is terrified every time Red follows him to a road game.

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Redo

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Or Beltre, even.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

refresh

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I think this is some sort of Seattle in-joke I was never told about.

sad…

by Torrid on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Red is a person.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Simms mentioned him by name

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Picking up on that.

by Torrid on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

God Beltre is a stupid black faggot

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

I thought he was Puerto Rican?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Puerto Rico in DR?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

No.

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly the point.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

So he's Dominican

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Si,Senor.

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

If you had found some way to make this mysogynistic I would have rec'd you.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Faggot doesn't count?

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

No because lesbians are called dykes stpuid

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought they we called Dirt Devils

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Well now I've just gone and made quite a boner haven't I.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that your best russak impression?

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Batista!

NO NO NO NO NO

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

We don't have the lead so I wouldn't worry about throwing this game away.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Very true, but we are pretty close.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

KILL ME NOW.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Batis is gonna fuckin mow through these assholes

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

*ta

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Miguel Batista sure is awesome.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Tra of 0.34

YUP, honest.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I asked for rain way back at the start of the 6th.

but did the Heavens open??

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK NO IT DONT SNOW

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

This Batista should join the other Batista on the injured list.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Well poolets

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Top 5 teams in interleague play are

all AL teams. FUCK YOU NL

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

It's not like the NL is at a huge disadvantage because of the rules or anything

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

They just suck.

Especially the Cardinals.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

What clever jab

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought about it for hours.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I bet it stung.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

SCREW YOU ROB JOHNSON.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Glug glug glug

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

I knew there was something I was forgetting

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Get on it, sweet cheeks.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

ROB JOHNSON IS FUCKING AWFUL

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Where is Benny Agaababaayani?

by M'sin.. on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

I think I saw him at Teriyaki Joes in Pullman.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

CALL UP STEVE BARON

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he's called Steve, who gives a shit!

ROB JOHNSON IS TERRIBLE

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

HEY LAZY FUCKS QUIT CIRCLE FISTING EACH OTHER AND KEEP THE BALL OUT OF THE OUTFIELD

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Fantastic throw!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson you remind me of all the worst part of Raul. Thanks for keeping the memories alive!

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

I want Jamie Burke back, NOW.

It’s sad when somebody has to demand something like this.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Defensive specialist.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Shit shit shit shit

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Wow.

Just….Wow.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Are you fucking kidding me?

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

How is this asshole still playing baseball?

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

WE NEED ANOTHER FRONT PAGE POST ABOUT HOW ROB JOHNSON IS A SUB-HUMAN SACK OF POOP

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, and give a copy to someone to stick it in his fucking locker

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

He is personally responsible for a couple runs...

by SebastianPruiti on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

You saggy fucking tool.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

What did I do now?

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, pinochle.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I love pinochle.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

REPLACE

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

what happened

following on gameday and it seems confused

by calim on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

No rational explanation is necessary!

Just know that Rob Johnson sucks at baseball.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

THERE IS NO FUCKING FLOOR

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

So did he drop a third strike, make a bad throw into the OF or what?

Gameday won’t update.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday's too busy laughing.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

THREW THE BALL INTO CENTER THEN PASSED BALLED THE RUN HOME

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

What a cock

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

It was like a Ricky Run only totally made of suck instead of talent.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Overthrow at 2nd base.

Then a passed ball. (was officially a wild pitch I believe.)

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Airmailed a throw to second allowing Tulo to advance to third

then lazily waved his glove at a ball in the dirt.

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson finds new ways to suck every game.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Remember how Wak was considering sending one of the three catchers down, to bring up a reliever?

Rob is waving his hand madly, hollering ’pick me! pick me!"

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

So is Jeff Clement catching again or is he still DHing in Tacoma?

by BrianL on Jun 12, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Drayer says he is starting to catch in the bullpen

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

MIKE BLOWERS FOR CATCHER

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

I would accept this as a positive move.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Or maybe Dave Valle.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariner moose for catcher

Anyfuckingone besides Rob “I wish I had cancer and died” Johnson

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

shiver

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

whimper

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

How would you feel about a game with Branyan on 1B, Bedard on the mound, and Blowers behind the dish?

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

You stop that right now, Kermit. I'm not well enough for such thoughts.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

There could be a mound visit, with all three of them together

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Great googly moogly.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

This is something to keep in mind.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

During the mound conference, they could try to pull off the hidden-ball trick.

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

STOP IT TEEJ

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Blowers would chuckle

by Kermit. on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Er.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't want to get RC hot!

You wouldn’t like RC when she is hot!

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Why not

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I was going for a Hulk thing... there was no more reason behind that then that.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah I would.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey look, a baseball game!

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

You're not getting off this easily

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

You are more entertaining... just a little bit ;D

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I think instead of a rec, this deserves a rawr.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I try.

by mark sobba on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Always happy to help!

by Teej on Jun 12, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Think of the crotch shots

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I see now how this was RC bait.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

DUSTIN ACKLEY FOR CATCHER

by calim on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

I'm so thankful for beer.

It makes the pain go away.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

I'll be honest, I'm wasted and the pain is more of a silly annoyance.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

it's only 8!

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

It's 4:22 am here, I just got back from a night on the town!

And instead of going to sleep, I stupidly thought watching a Mariners game would be a good idea.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha!

Shows what I know – where are you?

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Plymouth

England! Woot.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah!

Yeah – you should never top off a nice night out with a clusterfuck. :/

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Lesson learned, I'm going to sleep now.

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR ROB JOHNSON, BLOWERS!

IT’S LIKE BOONE’S FINAL YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe we can drag Pat Borders out of retirement again?

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Hmm.

He is available now

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Works for me.

Thanks for the link.

by Heydude on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

ROB JOHNSON'S NUTSACK STRUNG BETWEEN TWO POLES FOR CATCHER

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

And I just threw up in my mouth a little.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Huh.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I didn't, really

I promise.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

No no, it wasn't that. I just tried really hard to picture it, and I was having trouble.

It was a thoughtful “huh”.

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah.

Apparently, the poles are getting farther apart – maybe someone needs to draw a diagram of how it would work.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Have you seen Braveheart

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

But there was no way that guy could catch anything in that positio- hey, waaaitaminnit!

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

That's hot.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I didn't want to type that.

by Omerta on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Your mind says no

But your fingers say yes.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

How far apart are the poles?

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

A LITTLE FARTHER WITH EACH PASSING INNING

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

ROB JOHNSON MAKES ADOLF HITLER LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I JUST WANT TO CRUCIFY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

YES

by marinerdan on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Hitler

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

I hear he was a hell of an artist.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Efficient sonofabitch

by Robert on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

If only people had bought his paintings.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Everytime we get close to something good

Our balls get tickled and nobody comes and strokes the cock

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

This game sucks.

Jesse James is a Dead Man, though, is awesome.

by Wilder. on Jun 12, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

What the tap dancing ponies?

by royalcurve on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Sims and Blowers are giving me deja vu.

by msb on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT ASS

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, now

Save some swears for the rest of us, yeah?

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

MIGUELBATISTASWEATYTIME!

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

This is not an actual time.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

It is.

It’s also known as Fuck You Mariners Fans O’Clock.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I like to think of fuck as a more positive word. Like a goal.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

For this team

It IS the goal.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate when you're right.

by James F'n X on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody hates that

More than me. :(

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey?

by d0nkey on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Normally I would guarentee a victory, but since Rob Johnson is due up I will instead guarentee we score negative runs this inning

by Poochie on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, I stop watching for awhile and we blow the game

It’s clear that I need to watch every game.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed

by gregrabble on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

by katal on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Odd logic

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed

by gregrabble on Jun 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

MIKE SWEENEY?!???

Fuck me with a glue gun.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson is a reincarnate who fancies being on a major league roster as opposed to supernatural guitar playing ability.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

by section331 on Jun 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

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