1. Wrong. The sawsall is the most useful invention ever.
2. Douchey, unless they’re under a shirt that’s fully buttoned up so no one can see it.
3. No idea. But I’m pretty sure I’ve heard it in the real world too.
4. They’re there. Autotag is annoying.
5. (redacted)
6. Voice mail serves a purpose. If you don’t like it, don’t use it, but it shouldn’t go away entirely.
7. Boy cat or girl?
8. buhhhhh I got nothin’.

1. I find zip ties to be more useful.
2. Douchey. Gold is soooooooo 1981.
3. Should only be used when Jay Buhner hits a homerun. Now that he’s done, it should be tossed to the curb.
4. Ummm…
5. Obligatory “Give ’em to a stripper!” response.
6. I have a deep-seeded hate for voicemail on a house phone, but only because my machine beeps until you play the damn message and there is no way to turn said beep off.
7. Rufus. I’ve always liked Rufus.

As an aside, to what magazines would you all suggest I subscribe? My SI is up and there’s no way I can go to the bathroom until I have something to read.

Boned = screwed, fucked, hosed, etc. Like when the Mariners face a righty with poor control.

1. Pretty darned useful, but I might have to go with tape in general.
2. Not big on gold chains on either sex.
3. Dunno.
4. Dunno.
5. Wallpaper.
6. ‘sokay. I have to actually remember to check mine, as it doesn’t notify me.
7. I’m hoping to someday have another Main Coon whose name would then be The Dread Pirate Roberts. Hmm. Mine all seem to have come from movies or books. I’ve had Kid (Only angels have wings), Emma (Austen), Gurk (short for Professor Gurkakoff, Ball of fire), Bertie (Wodehouse) and Kirby, who arrived with his name already established. Bertie came to me with the given name of Whisper. I ask you. Whisper?

I like Entertainment Weekly. You can read the whole thing in one bath.

1.I have to agree, love me some post-its.
2. Douchey most def, altought they are probably ignorant to they’re douchiness.
3. Couldn’t tell you.
4 It seems this has already been answered.
5. I know people that roll with them, though not me personally.
6. I hate voicemail, I can see that you have called me from my “missed calls,” I don’t need you to ask me to call you back.
7. My sister’s cat never got a name so he is simply refered to as “cat”
8. I miss Edgar Martinez with all my heart and soul.

Except for the voice mail thing.

Not sure if they’re the most useful invention ever, but I definitely put them to use. For example, here is my desk at work as of right now:

I even use the larger ones, as seen by the 2 stuck to the lower part of my monitor.

2. Never been a fan of the gold chain
3. Obviously the word comes from when cavemen used to hit cavewomen in the head with a huge dinosaur femur
4. I miss the old method of tags
5. I thought this DIY money clip seen on Lifehacker was cool
6. I like voicemail if only because it allows me to screen my calls. Although, if I know you then just leave me a quick message. I hate getting messages that take like 5 minutes, because when you next speak to the person the first thing will always be: “Did you get my message about BLAH BLAH BLAH?” Just send me a text if you need me. That’s the easiest
7. I had a cat named Frank. I always thought that was a good name.

you’ve gone and changed.

though there aren’t any hilarious comments. Yet.

It’s looking like a pulled-pork kind of day.

1. I never use Post its, but I get why they’re useful.
2. Oh, bad. Sooooo bad. Sublimely bad. Actually that goes for any necklace on a man.
3. I have used the phrase “boned” for years. It’s just so useful!
4. I miss the tags….
5. I’m out.
6. I hate, hate voice mail and talking on the phone in general. You have about a 10% chance of getting a return phone call if you leave me a voice mail. And it will be a week coming.
7. I can’t believe you have a cat. Call it Sizzles. Or Sagan.