6/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 8:26 PM PDT
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Not as many sniglets as Rich Hall.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
God dammit so close
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
This is where the Orioles will separate themselves from the Mariners
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Actually Adam Jones will rob him but Luke Scott will take away a home run
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Thanks to a certain demographic's inability to read those jokes
by abender20 on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
riiiiiight.
Also, I thought only Poochie could do that. Or Robert.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa Guti almost got him!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Of all of our problems I think this one is the worst
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Dave Simms is unaware
that Adam Jones was a Mariner prospect at one time.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Probably for a french maid or something.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I was more referring to Simms slobbering over Jones' ability
like either he was unaware or he was trying to piss us off.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Can you overdose on Melatonin?
I think I’m going to give it a shot tonight…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Maybe that's why we can't hit at Safeco...
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I've overdosed on melatonin?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
So what happens if I take too much baby aspirin?
Does Batista get good? Let’s do this.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Maybe Rob Johnson ends up hitting .300
It’s worth a shot.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on it!
Dial 9 and 1…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Didn't you see Soul Man?
It will only help you get into the college of your choice and hook up with the girl of your dreams before your lies surface and your whole world crashes around you and you realize that it’s not what is on the outside but what is on the inside that counts.
HA!
Oh…..wow…..OK….haha!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I did not, in fact, ever see that movie....
I don’t know what that says about my character.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I could've gotten to Morrow on Sunday
he was standing up all alone for half the game in the bull pen. Such an easy target!
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I think Morrow's trying to fly the fuck out of there.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
The way Ichiro goes after fly balls so easily
you can never tell if it’s trouble or not.
I was thinking the same thing
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
An excellent Mariner motto
“boy that was a dumb trade”
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hill hung a 2-0 curveball
and Beltre looked at it like he’d never seen one.
I've always wondered.
What exactly defines whether a breaking ball is “hanging”? Can you pinpoint it with pitch f/x data? Is it a loss of break, or bad location, or both?
I guess I've always thought
that if the break still leaves it in the middle of the strike zone, you hung it.
This is hideous
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I find it very telling
that Yuni popped out on a 3-1 pitch and no one even felt the need to comment on it.
Play him out, keyboard cat!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Probably wondering how he wound up where he is today.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
As are we all
Keyboard cat is much more appropriate for this team than Fiddle Cat ever was
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Too true!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Me too.
He can feel the music pulsing through his veins.
Mike Sweeney will hit a funk blast.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Pfft. St Christopher.
Sweeney doesn;t care the guy got demoted.
by msb on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Mariners are still in baseball
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
His comedy is not as populist and one-size-fits-all as Leno's.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That was more of a happy accident since they set it in motion years ago
Carson was supposed to get his own non-tonight show too, but he decided to stay retired after he took some time off.
What the hell, throw in Felix
We won’t be needing him if we have Hill
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Would it be in bad taste
if I said the Mariners offense makes me feel like this?
It's true
She had a thigh bruise. Tonya Harding gives thigh bruises just by staring.
Saw him teach the public how to do exactly what he just didon FSN Mariners Insider last night!
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
by seatownsports on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD SWEENEY HIT A FUCKING GRAND SLAM!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
UZR has officially hit the mainstream!
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
by seatownsports on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
For someone who wants me to stop saying it you sure are bringing it up a lot
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Oh so when you say it it's okay but when i say it it's not
Somebody’s a little bit racist
Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss
by abender20 on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will Ferrell dude, SNL
Look up Mr. Tarkanian. It’s a classic.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Or an exclamation point
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Bow-chicka-BOW!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I am thrilled he got traded when he did because I was out of ideas
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I can get that old so I can get rally fries too.
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
Does throwing slow?
Give pitchers more stamina than pitchers that throw fast?
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
Thanks
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
by seatownsports on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why it's hard to keep them straight.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Predicting a shutout of the M's by a mediocre P?
That doesn’t even deserve a surprised face.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Any major leage pitcher with significant experience we can compare Rich Hill too?
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
by seatownsports on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody have a running list of crappy pitchers who have shut us down this season?
We can add Rich Hill.
by Heydude on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That seems like an odd pitch to not swing at
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
In more interesting news, the guy in that AT&T commercial is hottttttt
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Why would anyone want to acquire someone who never gets run support?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That was actually a fairly impressive play
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
There was a comedian known as Parkyakarkas.
His real name was Harry Einstein.
His eldest son Bob Einstein became Super Dave Osborne, and his youngest Albert changed his last name to Brooks.
by msb on Jun 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yep, Branyan is perfect.
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
Oh, and that was a terrible pitch!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ryan Howard knows the meaning of strength...you can see it in his eyes.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
RUNS, PLEASE, YOU DAMN KIDS!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
ROB JOHNSON IS HURT
ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by seattlebruin on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Kenji is so happy inside.
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
Well gee thanks for staying in the game Robby
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Whoa
What kind of game IS this?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It just got sexier
But at the same time, not so much.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It's a key moment in the game
and the fans are doing the goddam wave.
— favorite quote from my dad of all time
We haven't had a baserunner in nearly 6 innings
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That's weird Dave Sims basically just said it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Understandable
Your hostility towards me is escalating and I feel that you’re going out of your way to do it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
It isn't worth it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I mean it isn't worth it for me
I’d rather that the meme wasn’t around and you and I could co exist peacefully
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
The Yuni-Beltre-Sweeney 9th inning has me all excited
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Wrong.
Sweeney will hit a dinger off Sherrill.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Dutch can beat the Dominicans twice then we can beat the Orioles
we just need them to commit several errors.
God dammit that fourth pitch could have gone either way
I certainly wish it had been called a ball
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Well that should be just about it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
BHAHA, this is funny
I fucking hate you Mariners
And there are SO many to choose from.
15 games scoring 1 or 0 runs.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nice to make 20 consecutive outs to end a game
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Take that
See you in October.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Your envy is understandable
But Baltimore’s dominance over their division, and more generally their league, is simply unmatched.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
And you think that's unintentional?
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Shit I'm pissed now
I’ll send you a tweet during the series celebration in Baltimore.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Jun 1, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
P.S. .... how did we get the name Lookout Landing?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Through a long and annoying negotiation with the people in charge
They suggested a bunch of retarded names and this one was a compromise.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday when I write "Lookout Landing: My mistakes, my triumphs" I will research this in more depth.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Lord
I realize that tense matchups between heavyweights like Baltimore and Seattle can evoke passionate emotions, but I didn’t mean to boil anyone’s blood.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
I do it for the fans mostly
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Wieters has everything mapped out
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Let's meet halfway in Kansas City
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
What are they going to do?
We’ll just confront Greinke in a social situation.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Oh, you dick. :P
He’s all good in that regard now.
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
by NHZ on Jun 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We hate you
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
by NHZ on Jun 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather we meet in Atlantic City
Maybe everything that dies one day comes back to the World Series
I feel as if the best thing to happen this season was the Angie Mentink won big on What Not To Wear
by Poochie on Jun 1, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Totally, not.
What kind of shit is this?
by Sinking Away on Jun 1, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does everyone keep writing
That Z is waiting for the M’s to fall out “for sure” so that he can start the firesale? Is there any true Mariners fan that would be mad at him for trading Bedard, Wash and AB right now? Where are all these “people” that need for us to be “out of race” before they would be ok with trading?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
Well thats a given
But I’m just tired of people (or Geoff Baker) acting like it wouldnt be ok to make trades right now because the M’s are still somehow mathamatically in it. We are not in it, and I would be embarressed (sp?) if we made the playoffs as the team is right now.
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
Albert Pujols alone
is better then our entire offense, I would not want to see Rob Johnson or Yuni in a critical situation on national television
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
Do not lump keybaord cat in with LOLcats.
They are totally different.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And I like LOLcats!
But keyboard cat comes from a totally different place.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno, but it's gold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
At least the Mariners could make for a fun drinking game
Everytime a Mariner swings at a bad pitch or watches one down the middle, makes a laughable/horrible defensive play, strands a runner, pops out weakly, or the commentators make some asinine comment, drink….
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
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