5/9: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT
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I see the Twins have awesome pictures as well. Jason Kubel seems to have waxed his eyebrows for his.
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Still debating whether to stay up and watch this one.
I just hope we have a nice easy victory. That would be very nice.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
It's so easy to go into psychological shutdown mode when the M's start to suck.
Right now I’m caring more about whether Ryan Zimmerman can keep his hitting streak going tonight than whether Felix can play stopper.
It’s a way to not get hurt.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Hmmm....
They just said Felix will pitch after Washburn in Texas while Jakubauskas will pitch Friday at home against Boston.
Couldn't we get Nick Johnson from WAS?
Instead of Kearns (w/r/t Batista for Kearns trade rumors)
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on May 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Trade rosterbation is not looked highly upon here.
It’s almost always meaningless filler since trades are impossible to predict.
No one is going to learn anything
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Maybe
They’re just referring to Rob Johnson as a trick….?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I guess it depends
On what your definition of “catching” is…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
"How to trick MLB teams into adding you to their 25 man roster, starring Rob Johnson"
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This game needs to be awesome
I’m highly depressed after being called into work for the 5th straight weekend. I need something, ANYTHING to be excited about.
Watching Juan Pierre go 3-5 with 3 RBI is not cutting it.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Meh not feeling that
Sweet Jon Lester got pummeled, that does make me happy.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Wish Lopez had some patience
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm very desperate for us to win this game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow good fucking work Balentien
Fuck the Metrodome
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Balentien lost it in the roof and it bounced right next to him
Routine fly out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Absolutely nothing is going right for us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HE SHOWED BUNT
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this game is off to a great start
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Please throw strikes Felix we need you badly
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jesus fucking Christ
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is going great.
Maybe I should go to Jack in the box, get some stupid sirloin burgers, maybe pick up a match 4 ticket on the way home.
Why is this happening to us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE.
FUCK YOU WLAD YOU FUCKING CUM STAIN
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I am trying to squelch the urge
To change the channel back to FOX…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Shit, oh well
Fuck you, baseball fans, it’s NASCAR TIME.
Gross.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
The Twins have scored more runs in this inning than we have in the last 2 games
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So anyone want to make bets
On how many more games of this it will take for Wak to lose it all McLaren stylie?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Sooooo
4 more after this?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
THROW STRIKES HOLY SHIT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He's looked pretty damn good for the most part this year
Thank fucking God for that double play
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix Establish the Fastball
has thrown 21 fastballs out of 25 pitches. And gotten pummeled.
Didn't say that he gave up two runs because of all the fastballs
Just making an observation.
He didn't really get pummeled anyway though
The walks and the fuck up in LF hurt him much more than anything else
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He only gave up one true hit
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And it was on a curve
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Lack of Sunshine and
Lollipops means Felix sucks.
Oh it is there.
I must have missed it first time, somehow.
Apparently Wak & Cockrell had a long cht with Adrian at early BP about staying, back, shortening the swing, not trying for a home run, to stop pressing.
They forgot to mention taking pitches.
Another stellar inning for our offense
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Hop aboard the Nationals bandwagon, everyone!
Well, everyone except Goose. His D-Backs are going to get fried again tonight by Zimmerman & Co!
(N.B. Adrian is really depressing me right now.)
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Hmm everything is coming in at 92mph
Worrying.
Felix is fine. A few more two-seamers, as BrianL said.
He’s still averageing a 94mph fastball, which is a bit off from his high of 95.6, but still fine. He’s also doing better with his fastball command this year, so if he takes a mph off to do that, so be it.
This is where Felix shuts them down
but the offence scores 0 runs and we all commit suicide.
Hey, I'm wondering.
Did we ever have a lead once? It must have happened at least 15 times so far this season, but I swear I can’t remember it now.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Well,
That wasn’t so bad.
Can someone wake our bench up from their naps now?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Leading off the inning with
Kenji or Rob Johnson is so depressing. It makes you think that the inning is already over.
Bring back Edgar and Olerud.
Those guys could still get on base more than these clowns.
Didn't we try that for all of 2004 and lose 99 games?
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be nice to have a competant hitter some day
Its nice to dream
GET BACK IN THE DUGOUT SPAN YOU BITCH
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HA! Suck it, Span!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I love Johjima!
(crap, I’m doing it wrong)
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
You just need to ignore that.
Mauer kills Felix.
Oh what the fuck
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Fun fact: Joe Mauer is 4 months older than Jeff Clement.
OK, so that’s not so much “fun”.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
Ok
We lose again cool
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
4 in the last 2 starts
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well this game is over
No way we’re scoring 5 runs…
So poor velocity,
lots of flyballs…is Felix healthy?
Also that flyball "double" and 2 homers.
I haven’t seen him hit 94. It could be the gun, I dunno. It’s Felix, any small thing makes me paranoid.
The Twins are all so happy, little do they know that they're absolutely crushing thousands of Mariners fans
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The Rangers are losing 1-0
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
If a Mariner breaks a bone in this game, we all know who to blame.
You’d better hope Scrappy’s not listening.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to fucking jinx it he just plunked Ichiro
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
THANK YOU MIKE SWEENEY
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HAHA NO HITTER IS OFF FUCKERS
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Sweet Monkey Christ, YES!!!!!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
What was that?
Someone hit the ball over the fence and it wasn’t the bad guys. What’s supposed to happen now?
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
THANK YOU JESUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I'm growing fond of him
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
At the same time? Is that possible?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
WHAT THE FUCK?
Back to back hits??!?!?!?!?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Let's keep going please
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yankees 0, Orioles 7
At least that’s something.
I'll be fine with Sabathia being the only Yankee pitcher to get any wins for the rest of the season.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
God dammnit Wlad you fucking piece of shit
2k’s and a crippling fuck up in left field come on
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Branyan breaks so many bats
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Even when he's in a cold spell
Branyan still can work the count.
Perfect opportunity for Kenji to fuck up.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
KENJIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It did!
Either that, or you’re drunk, too!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Mmmmmmm
He’d be sexier if he hit a home run…..
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
This is what happens when you work the count
I really hope they’re taking notice of that
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
BALL 4
OH SHIT IT’S YUNI THOUGH
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
There are two outs already.
But Yuni WILL GIDP.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on May 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Please Yuni.... don't swing at the first pitch
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh, wow
Why are my pants so tight now?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Oh, I didn't say anything
What I meant was
WTF YUNI?!??
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It was all the female hormones my doctor prescribed
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah Yuni that's the smart thing to do when he can't throw strikes
God you fucking suck
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I FUCKING HATE YOU YUNI
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
First pitch swinging!
Yuniesky Betancourt, ladies and gentlemen
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
THAT ASSHOLE CANT THROW STRIKES AND YOU SWING AT THE
FIRST PIECE OF SHIT YOU SEE FLY YOUR WA|Y AAAGH
Elijah Dukes has been picked off of first base four times already this season.
Moron.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
He's a moron who happens to be a hell of a ballplayer.
Unlike a certain Mariner with whom we have recently expressed out displeasure.
Why does Yuni continue to get playing time after stupid shit like that
but Cedeño has one bad day and is forced to ride the pine?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
Possible Reasons
a) Grit
b) Cedeno’s hamstring is still bothering him
c) Cedeno is projected to only a bit better than replacement level himself.
He's an average SS, +5 < x < +15 2B, projected about .305 wOBA.
Yuni was -15 < x < -5 fielder, .305 wOBA projection (from fangraphs)
YUNI I WANT TO KILL YOU, THEN RAPE YOUR MOTHER WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES
YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
by Indigo_Satellite on May 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I almost broke my hand hitting the wall after Yuni swung at the first pitch
Yet I am still way smarter than he is.
At least you mmade solid contact.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on May 9, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE FELIX WE'RE ACTUALLY HITTING
Keep us in the game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Trainers and Felix?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Well they're gonna get 1 more probably
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What's up with Felix's velocity?
He’s barely topping 91MPH.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
91mph.... fastballs...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
God I wish Lopez wasn't so fucking slow
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is killing me...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
He has 44 RBI already
44.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Holy crap
Did you SEE that game today? I nearly felt sorry for Boston…..
……I can’t say that with a straight face…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
That thread makes my head hurt even more than the Mike Jacobs one did.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I used to read comments on USSM and Fangraphs, you can learn some interested things about metrics that way.
The weak arguments draw some pretty nifty responses, the ones that are spelled out in an orderly logical fashion are akin to min primers in metric usage to the uninitiated neophytes like myself. Which metrics to use in this situation or that, but I can’t read them anymore. Too grating.
Well look who decided to show up and ruin the party
Do you have the metrics to prove how grating his mom is or are you just going to arbitrarily throw that out there with no evidence to back the statement up?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure...
I fail to see how this is any different than your “Pizza is best cold, especially the next morning” incident. We asked many times for some backing evidence and all you did was give us a bunch of NSFW links(thanks for those btw)
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
My fridge?
That’s what you’re calling it now? How can you be so callous(provide evidence)?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat Gillick has brought four different teams to league championship series, and two teams to World Series titles. However, he is also the only GM ever to sign Adam Eaton to a multi-year contract, making him the worst executive in baseball history.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
We're having an Adam Eaton insult fest on another website, and some of them are so funny that I felt like sharing.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Well that was fucking terrible he could have just thrown to first
God fucking dammnit we could have gotten out of it
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
If he had just thrown to first it would be 2nd and 3rd with 2 out
And they wouldn’t have scored. Which scenario would you prefer? That one or this one?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Obviously 2nd and 3rd with 2 out
But who’s to say we’d have gotten out of it? That’s all I was addressing
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
MY KINGDOM FOR THE HEAD OF....anyone, at this point...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Felix needs a spanking
Before the Twins give it to the whole team
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Hey, don't be blue folks. Adam Dunn just hit another home run!
He’s got 9 now and is hitting for average (.303) as well!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Adam Dunn can hit the hell out of the ball, although he'll come down a little.
But my God his fielding is as bad as ever. He has a -25 UZR/150 this year – and that’s an improvement from his full-season figure last year. I actually felt ashamed to be an American when he was in the field for team USA in the WBC.
I'll take some basics like hits. Then maybe walks.
Felix throwing strike three would be nice, but that might be advanced baseball right now.
Sigh, Yuniesky Betancourt...
Son…I am disappoint.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
MIke Sweeney struck out for your sins.
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on May 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So Felix has decided to abandon strike outs in favor of being bad?
A bold move. We’ll see if it pays off.
by DAMellen on May 9, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ahaha
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on May 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, 11-1 Baltimore lead over the Yanks? Whaaaa?
by .Taylor on May 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Adam Jones
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on May 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No no no!
That’s for Mike Jones.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet!
I like getting things!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That cornerback who last played for the Dallas Cowboys who gets suspended from the NFL for partying too much.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on May 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Still is.
No doubt in my mind that he’s fucking up whatever task he’s trying to accomplish at his home or wherever the fuck he is.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on May 9, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmmmm
Faster, Orioles! Kill! KILL!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Adam Eaton once gave up back-to-back-to-back home runs in a simulated game.
And yet he’s manhandling the Yankees.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I find that delightful
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
At least he worked the count well.
That gives four people who know how: Jr., Wlad, Gutz, and Branyan. Everyone else is is a butcher.
If Doug Davis is the pitcher who ends Zimmerman's hitting streak I will slaughter a puppy.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Fuck the Twins and
their plethora of lefties.
Well, at least we have Shawn Kelly to stop the bleedi----oh, shit......
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yes, let's put a positive spin on this. Plus it isn't over yet.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
Fuck this team. I love this team. Fuck this team.
I can’t go on, I’ll go on.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
If you do...
Can I have your stapler?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know about anyone else, but every time I hear the name "Ayala" I involuntarily twitch.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
If I had been older in the mid 90's I'm sure I would too
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
COME ON YOU'VE ONLY GOT TWO CHANCES TO GET A RUN HOME BEFORE YUNI COMES UP
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
He should just keep doing what he's doing.
I’m okay with Gutz’ successes being wiped out by Yuni’s failures for the present, because Gutz will be around a long time and Yuni won’t.
I can only hope that you're right
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Gutz patience is sexy
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Gutierrez deserves to play for a better team.
Sad that it’s come to this way of thinking for me.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Have you seen the Nationals' offensive numbers?
They’re very, very good. It’s only the bullpen that’s awful. The pen has blown 7 leads so far this year, including three in a row on the last out of the 9th inning vs. the Marlins.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
How do you know it was a sarcastic comment?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Then we've really fallen far as M's fans over the past week, haven't we?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I take absolutely no credit for calling this one.
It was as inevitable as gravity.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Gravity always wins.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Though they are my favorite working band, I should point out that the phrase predates Radiohead by several decades at the very least.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I wish someone would fucking stab Yuni
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm almost glad EnglishMariner isn't here anymore.
Because I’m pretty sure he’d fly from Manchester to Seattle for the opportunity to do just that.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Absolutely Yuseless
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 9, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Gutierrez is like that really annoying charitable fucker who works at the food bank the entire weekend with a fucking smile on his face all the time
by JLC on May 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And gives away ten percent of his salary to the Church so it can go to starving 3rd world kids too...
…except he doesn’t tell anyone about it.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
When Beltre starts making defensive mistakes you know we're fucked
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'd tap that
Or rather let that tap me, provided I don’t end up like that guy from Enumclaw.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 9, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a video of that.
Wasn’t pleasant viewing.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 9, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably because that's more fun than watching the Mariners at the bat.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Blowers almost lost it when they showed the worm-eating.
How he survived Buhner I will never know.
by msb on May 9, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha Matt Tolbert strukc out against Denny fucking Stark.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Between this, the Cardinals, the Saints and the Hornets...
AAAAAAAARGH FUCK SPORTS FUCK ALL OF THEM FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
According to Fangraphs' WAR
Stark already owes the team $500,000 after just 2 2/3 innings.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Keep pitching, Denny!
We need extension money for Felix!
Dear God
the NBA is so ridiculously fixed. 61 fouls in the Denver Dallas game? WTF.
I didn’t watch and haven’t looked at the box score but I’m predicting that Bennett Salvatore was involved.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Fucking hell
Officials: Ken Mauer , Bennett Salvatore , Mark Wunderlich
What a shitty league. the NBA is faker than pro Wrestling.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Master of Understatement Don Wakamatsu.
"No one is really killing the ball right now," Wakamatsu said.
Especially not Gutierrez
Because Gutierrez keeps drawing walks and giving his at-bats to Yuniesky fucking Betancourt
by JLC on May 9, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh this wasn't as good as I hoped. Oh well I'll post it anyways.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 9, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And holy shit that runs fast in firefox.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 9, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't this used to be longer?
And yeah, faster than hell in firefox!
You suck, Stark. Retire again.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
OFFENSE NOW!!!
It’s time guys. I will forgive the past, but I have lost my patience. I want this game and I want tomorrow’s game. I sick of the sticks not showing up. NOW!
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
I'm so glad I'm going to a bar later
WHY DO I LIKE BASEBALL?!??AE$&#AFJ#Q*
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
FSN seems to think
That if they keep saying “New day, new way” we’ll believe it…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
How about a new Gameday Thread to change the momentum of this game?
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
Anyone think we have any chance of scoring 4 runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Aardsma with 3 K's!
This acquisition has turned out better than I thought it would.
Alright, time to do something else with my life.
In other news, White Sox take a 3-2 lead over Texas in the bottom of the 8th
And the Angels are facing Greinke so I don’t think this loss is going to hurt us a whole lot… at least not in terms of our spot in the division
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
BELTRE FUNK BELTREEEEAAAASTTTT!
He finally did it!!!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Ok, we still need 3 more runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Beltre's hitting is probably the best thing about this game.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Kenji!
We seem to do well against Nathan so if we’re able to get another run or 2 this inning I wouldn’t count us out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Indeed
Cost us the game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I think Batista should get rid of those sideburns
Although they might be the thing that’s making him not horrible this season
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The show was actually really good, actually.
The acting was better than I thought. And the best version of AF I have ever seen. I use to work as a techie so I have seen a few versions and this really good.
How fitting that Lopez ends it with a double play
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
For what it's worth
I bought a Beltre shirt cause I needed to play a pickup softball game and I had to wear blue. So you can all thank me for Beltre’s success.
And you’re welcome.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Angels are a game ahead of us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
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