Not the ideal time to pimp this event, what with our favorite hometown nine circling the bowl like a crushed spider in a wad of toilet paper. BUT: we've still got a shit-ton of ballgames ahead of us. Not the least of which is the annual series in America's Finest City against our passionately hated rival, the much sadder-sack San Diego Madres.

And lo and behold, the fanfuckingtastic Hamilton's Tavern is hosting a drink-ride-drink event for the businessman's special getaway day game on Thursday, June 18.

First pitch 1:05. Imbibing starts much earlier, then we hop the brews cruise down the short ride to the Puppy. Just 15 bucks on top of the $30 field-level ticket so it's a screamin' deal. Let's pack this fucker and show what's left of the Pads fans how we roll.

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