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Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 7, 2009 11:10 AM PDT


Lineup

Seattle Mariners @ Kansas City Royals

05/07/09 11:10 AM PDT

Seattle Mariners Kansas City Royals
Ichiro Suzuki - RF Coco Crisp - CF
Franklin Gutierrez - CF David DeJesus - LF
Jose Lopez - 2B Mark Teahen - 3B
Russell Branyan - 1B Jose Guillen - RF
Adrian Beltre - 3B Billy Butler - 1B
Ken Griffey Jr. - DH Mike Jacobs - DH
Wladimir Balentien - LF Willie Ballgame - 2B
Rob Johnson - C Miguel Olivo - C
Ronny Cedeno - SS Mike Aviles - SS

Jarrod Washburn

#56 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-1

195

L

L

Aug 13, 1974

Brian Bannister

#19 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-2

215

R

R

Feb 28, 1981


No, dammit, bench Endy against lefties.

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YAY NO YUNI!!!!!!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on May 7, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT CEDENO! AND GUTZ HITTING 2ND!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wlad's been decent on defense so far this year so hopefully it won't hurt us

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This must be my favorite lineup of the year.

Gutz at second, no Yuni, the only thing I’d change is Kenji for Rob Johnson and maybe stick Wlad at #3 and Lopez at #7. But I’m happy.

by Decatur on May 7, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God dammnit I didn't notice Rob Johnson

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wlad at #3?

Could you guys overreact to a .375 BABIP any more?

by davidcameron on May 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say that Wlad's going to keep this up, Dave.

But from watching his at-bats, I think he’s improved to the point where Wlad, at a true talent level, at least the equal of Jose Lopez hitting-wise (even before the season, the average of Fangraphs’ projection systems for each player was about a .320 wOBA). Plus Lopez has had a poor approach at the plate generally, while Wlad has worked the count better and shown better power, so I’d give Wlad the nod. But this is all for the most marginal gains anyway, so it’s not like it matters. It would just be a message about plate discipline.

And when I say something stupid, it’s me saying it, not the LL community.

by Decatur on May 7, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So this week's disasters has been totally an utterly Robert's fault.

He got way too giddy with a retarded facebook status, and now he is responsible for the misery of hundreds of thousands of M’s across the globe.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HORRIBLE grammar.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a huge, huge scoreboard.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the upside, if we win today, we win. Which is always nice.

On the other handed upside, if we lose and Bannister pitches well, then it’s BANNYLOG time from Joe Posnanski!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to ask a steroid/American hero question here

But let’s just say Washburn will dominate today instead

by Tony S on May 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bannister looks shit already

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody is back yet.

Let’s not get optimistic. The last three games have beaten the joy right on out of me.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We projected a low scoring offense

We need Ic-Hero infield singles, steals and Beltre dingers. It starts today! A new day…a new way!!!

by Tony S on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ichiro!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, classic Ichi infield single.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good, a packed house

The entire city of KC can watch us flail like dying carp…

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope to God you're right

The losses are starting to annoy…

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These look like strikes

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God I love you Guti

Every one on the team outside of Branyan would have put the ball in play by now

by Zack on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sports people = generally not super fashion conscious

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Powder blue

Should have died with 1979. I’m with JI here. Bad, bad, bad….

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

Those turn back the clocks uniforms from last summer gave me the douche chills….

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Usually

They happen when I’m around loud drunks at Pyramid. But sometimes random things set them off.
Like powder blue baseball uniforms.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are awesome.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on May 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro awful jump + he looks slower

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO IS FAST

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking shit

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww shit

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IN PLAY NO OUT

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre weak out coming right on up!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME

AHAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JESUS

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I prefer our defensive OF to Dunn in LF.

And Branyan has been a much cheaper find at 1B, so he really had no place on the team, even at the bargain price he signed for.

But still, watching his incredible, methodical, unflappable patience at the plate has been one of the few delights for a Nats fan so far.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh bite me.

I really only wanted an excuse to mention Razor Shines. Second awesomest baseball name ever.

First place spot goes to Urban Shocker.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Pole

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely no calls above the belt.

Like all those pitches we swung at that would have resulted in a walk.

by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never again.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three swinging strikeouts for Bannister so far.

’Tis to weep.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when this team was fun?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah early 2007 was pretty awesome.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps he can be on the anti Reggie Cleveland all stars

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait yeah he did

Gameday just doesn’t recognize them as fastballs because oh my god we’re so terrible

by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CEDENO!

Showin’ off.

by ThundaPC on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey when did this team pick up Ronny Cedeno?

I thought he had been traded or killed or something.

by mark sobba on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

I haven’t seen Ronny for so long that I had convinced myself that he was LHB…

Bugger.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for a base hit?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assumed so because there was one out.

But I guess I wouldn’t put it past Wak to prefer man on 2nd two outs to man on first with one out.

by Decatur on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, for those not paying attention: MANNY RAMIREZ UPDATE

The rumors now have it that what Manny was busted for was a SEXUAL ENHANCER.

Comment amongst yourselves.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rumours

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny is God

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it for use with JI's mum?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

that is according to “a source close to Ramirez.” Maybe that mistake could have been made in ’05, but not now. Interesting attempt at damage control, though.

by SFMariner on May 7, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKK!

Fuck you M’s

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is awful to watch

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stats

Does anyone know where I can find stats that include average w/ risp?

by coolconman on May 7, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Fellas

How we looking, at work.. no TV/Radio or acces to Gamecast.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cedeno error allows the run to score.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TRADE FOR CRISTIAN GUZMAN

Sure, he’s made almost as many errors as Yuni, and sure he can’t take a walk, but look at that batting average! Ignore that BABIP!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ronny threw his glove at the end of the inning.

He’s passionate like Silva and deserves another chance

by Tony S on May 7, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WAS THINKING "FUCK YOU YUNI" - DON'T PRETEND YOU WASN'T TOO.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least the run didn't hurt Washburn's ERA

Might help when trading him in July. Oh Steve Phillips is no longer a GM? Never mind then

by gustafm on May 7, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade him to San Fran!

They love overpriced veteran pitchers!

by Coach Owens on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their rotation is pretty set

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAH DEFENCE!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen is slow

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My theory is that

Wak’s solution to the Yuni hatred was to make Yuni wear a Ronny suit and hope that would work. Ronny, your Yuni is showing!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eleven swinging strikes!

can Bannister get to Felix’s magic 19?!

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY WHY WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS???

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Royal announcers mocking Wak

They just questioned him putting in 3 RH batters in bottom of lineup when to date, right-handers are “batting a robust .129 against Bannister.”

Royals announcers are mocking us… ouch

by Mariner Optimist on May 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this the complete set?

If so, I think…I think I love you, man.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it really is? THIS IS SO AWESOME.

Bill Watterson’s a hippie, he won’t mind.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. It's even searchable.

I have no idea how it can exist, but it does.

by Decatur on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSHHHHHH.

Don’t tell anyone!

Now if you could just find a similar site with the Far Side…

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Bloom County, while you're at it.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another Rob Johnson swinging K!

I’m loving it!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff was right, this is a fucking disgrace.

Has Banny gotten even a single CALLED strikeout?

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE IS THROWING tRA's AT THE HITTERS

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT'S HIS SABERMETRIC GENIUS

Seriously though, I do love Brian Bannister on an intellectual level. If he can actually succeed despite subpar stuff by working the percentages and being an echelon smarter than everyone else, then that’s awesome.

I just don’t think that’s what’s actually happening here, is all. He’s taking advantage of a shitty, shitty lineup.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC just knows how to produce ball players

guys like Randy Johnson, Brian Bannister, Jeff Clement, Ron Fairly. Ball players, all of them.

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I honestly didn't know McGwire was held in such high regard in St. Louis.

I mean he was a fan favorite, but it is not like he is from the area or came up through the Cardinals’ system.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably because he was fucking awesome

and a good guy to boot on top of that

by JI on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was a scumbag cheater

I don’t see how this doesn’t instantly negate any “good things” he might have done.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

False

McGwire never cheated, and why bring this u?

by JI on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have to think Pujols is bigger, though.

Came up through the system. Played high school ball in Missouri. Is a better player than McGwire. Just as good as person.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McGwire at "his best" was a phony

An illusion, plain and simple.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In 1998, okay, but Pujols's 3rd best - 7th best seasons were way better than McGwire's

Pujols wRAA 2001-2008: 53.6, 42.2, 76.8, 63.9, 63.7, 63.0, 47.3, 68.9
McGwire’s five best wRAA seasons: 91.9 (1998), 71.6 (1996), 64.2 (1999), 53.5, (1997), 44.7 (1987).

Wait, why am I trying to convince that Pujols is awesome?

by Decatur on May 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but that's counting stat

I mean, obviously Pujols is a better player, but in his prime McGwire was a superior hitter

by JI on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly he was a better pitcher than Randy

in College.

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Ronny.

He’s so much better than Yuni.

by EliPorter on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great, so I wake up and find Cedeno has gotten a start and booted the ball.

So he’s never going to play again, is he?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, WFB scores a run.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WFB JUST SCORED AGAINST US.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife is happy.

Long time Vikes fan who hates Favre with every bone in her body.

by Sec 108 on May 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what? I respect Brian Bannister.

He’s taken advantage of the obvious weakness of a flawed lineup. Which is more than you can say for a lot of Major League pitchers. He’s got sub-mediocre stuff, but his brain is immensely powerful, and if he’s using that to get a bunch of idiots out and secure a win against a weak hitting lineup, then I tip my cap. He probably knows he can’t get away with this shit against the Red Sox or Rays. But hey…you capitalize where you can.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Bannister is the only person to capitalize on this lineup with his approach.

Evidence: Millwood, Padilla, Ponson

And that is just the last three games.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But those guys are idiots with better stuff.

Bannister’s a genius with crappier physical abilities. It’ll get you only so far against good lineups, but it obviously works against muttonheads like us.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaa

DeJesus saw his life flash through his eyes.

by Wilder. on May 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good luck?

Obviously we won’t take advantage of this.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well here's the golden opportunity........

---
Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com

by Jack Moore on May 7, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...there's a golden shower?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is our 3 hole hitter bunting.

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And into a double play.

awesome

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn it.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ALL RIGHT DOUBLE PLAY!

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by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Russ, don't fuck up.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This umpire is very inconsistent.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's the worst offense of all time?

Seriously, I’m just curious. If we’re going to be this bad, why not be historic?

by Fuckmikereilly on May 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Bannister has struck out 7 Mariners in 6 innings

Yeah, I’d say we’ve mostly given up.

Only an appearance by The Professor can restore hope.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEENEY SWEENEY SWEENEY

what the fuck, I want Mike Sweeney to be the batter right now?

by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ball Two to Junior was fantastic.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arghhhhhhh

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HOPING.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I certainly appreciate that DP a little more now >:(

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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess what Rob Johnson is going to do?

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he can be the new Lenny Dykstra

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUST FUCKING GUESS

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU PROBABLY GUESSED RIGHT!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do totally hate Rob Johnson.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When is Johnson going to get his suck-ass sent down?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to martyr Rob Johnson right now.

Death by flaying, ideally.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a perfect inning.

A DP and a Swinging strikeout.

by tendervittles on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Screw this

I’m going to lunch

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs