5/7: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 7, 2009 11:10 AM PDT
No, dammit, bench Endy against lefties.
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YAY NO YUNI!!!!!!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on May 7, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT CEDENO! AND GUTZ HITTING 2ND!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, not going to get too worked up over Endy getting days off.
His bat is back to normal.
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn is pitching while the Royals send out a righty
seems like a prime Endy game to me
by JI on May 7, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad's been decent on defense so far this year so hopefully it won't hurt us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad has looked terrific at the plate lately and perfectly adequate in LF
We desperately need offense right now. I think it’s the right call.
by Decatur on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am bursting with excitement
by NOLAmarinergirl on May 7, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My nipples explode with delight!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Gn6a3WbYw
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This must be my favorite lineup of the year.
Gutz at second, no Yuni, the only thing I’d change is Kenji for Rob Johnson and maybe stick Wlad at #3 and Lopez at #7. But I’m happy.
by Decatur on May 7, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God dammnit I didn't notice Rob Johnson
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad at #3?
Could you guys overreact to a .375 BABIP any more?
by davidcameron on May 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say that Wlad's going to keep this up, Dave.
But from watching his at-bats, I think he’s improved to the point where Wlad, at a true talent level, at least the equal of Jose Lopez hitting-wise (even before the season, the average of Fangraphs’ projection systems for each player was about a .320 wOBA). Plus Lopez has had a poor approach at the plate generally, while Wlad has worked the count better and shown better power, so I’d give Wlad the nod. But this is all for the most marginal gains anyway, so it’s not like it matters. It would just be a message about plate discipline.
And when I say something stupid, it’s me saying it, not the LL community.
by Decatur on May 7, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this week's disasters has been totally an utterly Robert's fault.
He got way too giddy with a retarded facebook status, and now he is responsible for the misery of hundreds of thousands of M’s across the globe.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HORRIBLE grammar.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a huge, huge scoreboard.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am willing to bet anything that we will win today
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bought yourself a cup, it sounds like.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on May 7, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No that would be my dead grandparent
Jesus Coach stop with the shock value because it’s really starting to hurt me
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You put an extra syllable on the end.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
On the upside, if we win today, we win. Which is always nice.
On the other handed upside, if we lose and Bannister pitches well, then it’s BANNYLOG time from Joe Posnanski!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to ask a steroid/American hero question here
But let’s just say Washburn will dominate today instead
by Tony S on May 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bannister looks shit already
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody is back yet.
Let’s not get optimistic. The last three games have beaten the joy right on out of me.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We projected a low scoring offense
We need Ic-Hero infield singles, steals and Beltre dingers. It starts today! A new day…a new way!!!
by Tony S on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ichiro!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, classic Ichi infield single.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, good, a packed house
The entire city of KC can watch us flail like dying carp…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was last night. Today's the revenge game.
by marc w on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope to God you're right
The losses are starting to annoy…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These look like strikes
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did, and it was a called strike, are you happy now??
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
N.B. I'm not serious.
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by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I love you Guti
Every one on the team outside of Branyan would have put the ball in play by now
by Zack on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is just going to do it for himself.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wearing powder blue with white pants is a crime against fashion.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sports people = generally not super fashion conscious
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This particular comment caused me to lose it
as he sounds like a gay kitty
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Powder blue
Should have died with 1979. I’m with JI here. Bad, bad, bad….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
Those turn back the clocks uniforms from last summer gave me the douche chills….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usually
They happen when I’m around loud drunks at Pyramid. But sometimes random things set them off.
Like powder blue baseball uniforms.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are awesome.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro awful jump + he looks slower
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO IS FAST
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How exactly do you swing through an 85mph fastball?
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look Guti with a good AB again.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking shit
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awww shit
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm already getting pissed about our lack of walks.
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IN PLAY NO OUT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will someone explain the weather related experiments?
by NOLAmarinergirl on May 7, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aliens are always weather balloons.
Shhh
by Tony S on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Russell Branyan can't loft a sac fly here, we suck.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre weak out coming right on up!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME
AHAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our only hope is to get to Farnsworth early.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we know: it only takes a three game losing streak to get Graham to the "bitterly sarcastic laughter" phase.
Not that I’m criticizing…it’s where I am too.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE WALKS WHEN THEY THROW YOU PITCHES THAT ARE NOT STRIKES AND THE COUNT IS ALREADY AT THREE BALLS
god this team is full of shitheads.
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe getting an Adam Dunn-like player might not have been such a bad idea after all.
PATIENCE WE NEED PATIENCE.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would've just made us mad about something else
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer our defensive OF to Dunn in LF.
And Branyan has been a much cheaper find at 1B, so he really had no place on the team, even at the bargain price he signed for.
But still, watching his incredible, methodical, unflappable patience at the plate has been one of the few delights for a Nats fan so far.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume Griffey was sadly inevitable.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucks to root for a small-market, low budget team like the Mariners.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never used irony to sweeten a beverage before
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It adds the salty taste of bitter tears.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rusty Kuntz: better 3B coach name than "Razor Shines?"
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rusty Kuntz? Now there's a name that's never been brought up before!
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh bite me.
I really only wanted an excuse to mention Razor Shines. Second awesomest baseball name ever.
First place spot goes to Urban Shocker.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely no calls above the belt.
Like all those pitches we swung at that would have resulted in a walk.
by Matthew on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A smart team would adapt to such a zone quickly.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go away Jeff you've wrecked Guti.
by NOLAmarinergirl on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The people in Old Testament got the hint quicker than Jeff
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not those assholes in Sodom and Gommorah!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, am tired of our wonderful leader being a scapegoat for our struggles.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever since Graham wrote a recap this team's gone in the shitter
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never again.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you shouldn't have skipped that game then dumbass
by Graham on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't project the blame onto me
I was entertaining Teej
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you and I don't get really pissy after losses.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because you guys are Cards and Padres fans
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Pujols' monster game really eased the sting from last night's affair
but I have to imagine Jeff would be doubly crushed that Peavy’s 12 K game was wasted
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think your in the right zip code but have yet to find the proper address
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can still get the package delivered if you have the right name and zipcode
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always suspected you were a bit gay for Graham
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Graham chases people with 40ish looks.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't talking about you and I would appreciate it if you could keep your security issues off the site
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think site security is a problem that we all need to deal with together
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm disappointed that nobody mentioned the one year anniversary of 5-4-08
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
9/11. 5-4-08
9/11 5-4-08 who?
YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WAS TOO TRAUMATIC
AND WE NEVER CAUGHT THE HACKER
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND IN MY DEFENSE I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL APRIL
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, have the Royals swung at one pitch so far?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It feels weird to get out of the first inning without allowing a run
fucking Silva
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE GRIFFEY RETRIEVE THAT BALL FOR THE UMPIRE
DOING THE LITTLE THINGS
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever else sucks about Griffey right now, give credit to a man who still knows what it means to work the holy living fuck out of a count.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAND INSTANTLY IRRELEVANT.
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by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three swinging strikeouts for Bannister so far.
’Tis to weep.
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by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when this team was fun?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah early 2007 was pretty awesome.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he can be on the anti Reggie Cleveland all stars
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't throw Johnson a fastball
threatened!
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait yeah he did
Gameday just doesn’t recognize them as fastballs because oh my god we’re so terrible
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orioles haven't played yet.
But he’s OPSing over 1.000. Who wouldn’t want that in their lineup?
by Coach Owens on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're 6-35 against him with 12 strikeouts and 0 walks
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm leaning towards not sarcastic, and he has a future in a Rick Honeycutt role
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Righties remain an issue though no matter how many pitches he throws
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why must all our crappy pitchers have this problem
and why can’t we exploit said problem on offense?
):<
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey when did this team pick up Ronny Cedeno?
I thought he had been traded or killed or something.
by mark sobba on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MARINERS SS AT-BAT LASTS MORE THAN THREE PITCHES
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm.
I haven’t seen Ronny for so long that I had convinced myself that he was LHB…
Bugger.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am sorry I missed you Ronny I'll be here next time.
by NOLAmarinergirl on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least if we get shelled it's a big victory for the sabermetric movement
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His knowledge of Sabremetrics
has taught him how to beat the hacktastic Mariners.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on May 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A smart girl with librarian glasses that aren't nearly as sexy as people say they are
by Jeff on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That depends very much on your orientation
by abender20 on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what you said here but I think you might be flagrantly wrong
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to get some sort of meme out of it before people were castrated for mentioning it.
For that, I am sorry. But fuck it.
by Zwakamatsu on May 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for a base hit?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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