5/7: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 7, 2009 11:10 AM PDT
No, dammit, bench Endy against lefties.
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HOLY SHIT CEDENO! AND GUTZ HITTING 2ND!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Eh, not going to get too worked up over Endy getting days off.
His bat is back to normal.
Washburn is pitching while the Royals send out a righty
seems like a prime Endy game to me
by JI on May 7, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Wlad's been decent on defense so far this year so hopefully it won't hurt us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wlad has looked terrific at the plate lately and perfectly adequate in LF
We desperately need offense right now. I think it’s the right call.
This must be my favorite lineup of the year.
Gutz at second, no Yuni, the only thing I’d change is Kenji for Rob Johnson and maybe stick Wlad at #3 and Lopez at #7. But I’m happy.
God dammnit I didn't notice Rob Johnson
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wlad at #3?
Could you guys overreact to a .375 BABIP any more?
by davidcameron on May 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't say that Wlad's going to keep this up, Dave.
But from watching his at-bats, I think he’s improved to the point where Wlad, at a true talent level, at least the equal of Jose Lopez hitting-wise (even before the season, the average of Fangraphs’ projection systems for each player was about a .320 wOBA). Plus Lopez has had a poor approach at the plate generally, while Wlad has worked the count better and shown better power, so I’d give Wlad the nod. But this is all for the most marginal gains anyway, so it’s not like it matters. It would just be a message about plate discipline.
And when I say something stupid, it’s me saying it, not the LL community.
So this week's disasters has been totally an utterly Robert's fault.
He got way too giddy with a retarded facebook status, and now he is responsible for the misery of hundreds of thousands of M’s across the globe.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
HORRIBLE grammar.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Bought yourself a cup, it sounds like.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
No that would be my dead grandparent
Jesus Coach stop with the shock value because it’s really starting to hurt me
You put an extra syllable on the end.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 7, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
On the upside, if we win today, we win. Which is always nice.
On the other handed upside, if we lose and Bannister pitches well, then it’s BANNYLOG time from Joe Posnanski!
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I was going to ask a steroid/American hero question here
But let’s just say Washburn will dominate today instead
Nobody is back yet.
Let’s not get optimistic. The last three games have beaten the joy right on out of me.
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We projected a low scoring offense
We need Ic-Hero infield singles, steals and Beltre dingers. It starts today! A new day…a new way!!!
Oh, good, a packed house
The entire city of KC can watch us flail like dying carp…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I hope to God you're right
The losses are starting to annoy…
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God I love you Guti
Every one on the team outside of Branyan would have put the ball in play by now
Sports people = generally not super fashion conscious
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This particular comment caused me to lose it
as he sounds like a gay kitty
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Powder blue
Should have died with 1979. I’m with JI here. Bad, bad, bad….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I don't know
Those turn back the clocks uniforms from last summer gave me the douche chills….
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Usually
They happen when I’m around loud drunks at Pyramid. But sometimes random things set them off.
Like powder blue baseball uniforms.
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Will someone explain the weather related experiments?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME
AHAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Now we know: it only takes a three game losing streak to get Graham to the "bitterly sarcastic laughter" phase.
Not that I’m criticizing…it’s where I am too.
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TAKE WALKS WHEN THEY THROW YOU PITCHES THAT ARE NOT STRIKES AND THE COUNT IS ALREADY AT THREE BALLS
god this team is full of shitheads.
Maybe getting an Adam Dunn-like player might not have been such a bad idea after all.
PATIENCE WE NEED PATIENCE.
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That would've just made us mad about something else
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer our defensive OF to Dunn in LF.
And Branyan has been a much cheaper find at 1B, so he really had no place on the team, even at the bargain price he signed for.
But still, watching his incredible, methodical, unflappable patience at the plate has been one of the few delights for a Nats fan so far.
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Sucks to root for a small-market, low budget team like the Mariners.
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Oh bite me.
I really only wanted an excuse to mention Razor Shines. Second awesomest baseball name ever.
First place spot goes to Urban Shocker.
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Absolutely no calls above the belt.
Like all those pitches we swung at that would have resulted in a walk.
I, for one, am tired of our wonderful leader being a scapegoat for our struggles.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Ever since Graham wrote a recap this team's gone in the shitter
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you shouldn't have skipped that game then dumbass
by Graham MacAree on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't project the blame onto me
I was entertaining Teej
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
At least you and I don't get really pissy after losses.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Pujols' monster game really eased the sting from last night's affair
but I have to imagine Jeff would be doubly crushed that Peavy’s 12 K game was wasted
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I think your in the right zip code but have yet to find the proper address
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Graham chases people with 40ish looks.
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't talking about you and I would appreciate it if you could keep your security issues off the site
by Robert on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think site security is a problem that we all need to deal with together
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
9/11. 5-4-08
9/11 5-4-08 who?
YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS TOO TRAUMATIC
AND WE NEVER CAUGHT THE HACKER
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever else sucks about Griffey right now, give credit to a man who still knows what it means to work the holy living fuck out of a count.
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Perhaps he can be on the anti Reggie Cleveland all stars
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Oh wait yeah he did
Gameday just doesn’t recognize them as fastballs because oh my god we’re so terrible
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
They're 6-35 against him with 12 strikeouts and 0 walks
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm leaning towards not sarcastic, and he has a future in a Rick Honeycutt role
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Righties remain an issue though no matter how many pitches he throws
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Why must all our crappy pitchers have this problem
and why can’t we exploit said problem on offense?
):<
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
MARINERS SS AT-BAT LASTS MORE THAN THREE PITCHES
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hmm.
I haven’t seen Ronny for so long that I had convinced myself that he was LHB…
Bugger.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I am sorry I missed you Ronny I'll be here next time.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions
At least if we get shelled it's a big victory for the sabermetric movement
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
His knowledge of Sabremetrics
has taught him how to beat the hacktastic Mariners.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I wanted to get some sort of meme out of it before people were castrated for mentioning it.
For that, I am sorry. But fuck it.
for a base hit?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I assumed so because there was one out.
But I guess I wouldn’t put it past Wak to prefer man on 2nd two outs to man on first with one out.
By the way, for those not paying attention: MANNY RAMIREZ UPDATE
The rumors now have it that what Manny was busted for was a SEXUAL ENHANCER.
Comment amongst yourselves.
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Rumours
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Manny is God
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Was it for use with JI's mum?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
It's almost as if there's whole Manny thread on the sidebar
by JI on May 7, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Why can you not go just because Lincecum is not pitching?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to see Randy maybe pitch
but it’s just a bad weekend to go for me personally, but I really wanted too when I first saw the schedule
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnson has to get a W in his next two starts for us to see him going for 300 right?
So chances are still pretty good. He needed to lose 1 and win 2 out of his last 3 correct?
Bannister is more likeable than either Padilla or Ponson
This therefore is not as humiliating as those two.
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Bannister is also terrible and never misses bats ever and yet has already missed ten
by Jeff Sullivan on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I knew this response was coming.
And objectively I can’t really counter it. Subjectively, however, this hurts less.
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It was like
“Match the KC sports team to the league they play(ed) in!!
Hey Fellas
How we looking, at work.. no TV/Radio or acces to Gamecast.
"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
TRADE FOR CRISTIAN GUZMAN
Sure, he’s made almost as many errors as Yuni, and sure he can’t take a walk, but look at that batting average! Ignore that BABIP!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Ronny threw his glove at the end of the inning.
He’s passionate like Silva and deserves another chance
I WAS THINKING "FUCK YOU YUNI" - DON'T PRETEND YOU WASN'T TOO.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
How are we going to score 2 runs against this stud on the mound and his double digit swinging strikes?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Well, at least the run didn't hurt Washburn's ERA
Might help when trading him in July. Oh Steve Phillips is no longer a GM? Never mind then
Their rotation is pretty set
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
My theory is that
Wak’s solution to the Yuni hatred was to make Yuni wear a Ronny suit and hope that would work. Ronny, your Yuni is showing!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Eleven swinging strikes!
can Bannister get to Felix’s magic 19?!
Yes yes yes
pitch to contact, flyballer has 11 swinging strikes and two GIDPs through four innings!
Maybe if you wore something racy and sat in the dugout we'd win 130 gmaes
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I can reply to this and stay out of the box.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's seems like you have some pull with the moderators
so share what you are comfortable with
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I have come to sodomize your house pets
by abender20 on May 7, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Royal announcers mocking Wak
They just questioned him putting in 3 RH batters in bottom of lineup when to date, right-handers are “batting a robust .129 against Bannister.”
Royals announcers are mocking us… ouch
by Mariner Optimist on May 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
A little Greinke and all of a sudden these guys are princes of the world.
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Is this the complete set?
If so, I think…I think I love you, man.
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So it really is? THIS IS SO AWESOME.
Bill Watterson’s a hippie, he won’t mind.
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SSHHHHHH.
Don’t tell anyone!
Now if you could just find a similar site with the Far Side…
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Jeff was right, this is a fucking disgrace.
Has Banny gotten even a single CALLED strikeout?
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HE IS THROWING tRA's AT THE HITTERS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S HIS SABERMETRIC GENIUS
Seriously though, I do love Brian Bannister on an intellectual level. If he can actually succeed despite subpar stuff by working the percentages and being an echelon smarter than everyone else, then that’s awesome.
I just don’t think that’s what’s actually happening here, is all. He’s taking advantage of a shitty, shitty lineup.
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USC just knows how to produce ball players
guys like Randy Johnson, Brian Bannister, Jeff Clement, Ron Fairly. Ball players, all of them.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I honestly didn't know McGwire was held in such high regard in St. Louis.
I mean he was a fan favorite, but it is not like he is from the area or came up through the Cardinals’ system.
Probably because he was fucking awesome
and a good guy to boot on top of that
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He was a scumbag cheater
I don’t see how this doesn’t instantly negate any “good things” he might have done.
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False
McGwire never cheated, and why bring this u?
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I have a particular animus for McGwire and the enabling role I personally believe he played in the steroids debacle.
But you’re right, I won’t pursue this any further.
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I would have to think Pujols is bigger, though.
Came up through the system. Played high school ball in Missouri. Is a better player than McGwire. Just as good as person.
McGwire at his best was a better hitter than Pujols
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
McGwire at "his best" was a phony
An illusion, plain and simple.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
In 1998, okay, but Pujols's 3rd best - 7th best seasons were way better than McGwire's
Pujols wRAA 2001-2008: 53.6, 42.2, 76.8, 63.9, 63.7, 63.0, 47.3, 68.9
McGwire’s five best wRAA seasons: 91.9 (1998), 71.6 (1996), 64.2 (1999), 53.5, (1997), 44.7 (1987).
Wait, why am I trying to convince that Pujols is awesome?
Yeah but that's counting stat
I mean, obviously Pujols is a better player, but in his prime McGwire was a superior hitter
by JI on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Supposedly he was a better pitcher than Randy
in College.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
You simply don't swing and miss so much against Brain Bannister unless you suck.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Ronny took that at-bat to a full count.
Likely tying Yuni for his season total.
And what do you expect from a guy who has been sitting for 2 weeks?
What you don't seem to understand is that Yuni is so bad that we're better off with virtually any other Major League infielder out there
and a lot of minor league ones
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE J-ROD IS PITCHING BAD
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
Great, so I wake up and find Cedeno has gotten a start and booted the ball.
So he’s never going to play again, is he?
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You think of some weird fucking scenarios
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what? I respect Brian Bannister.
He’s taken advantage of the obvious weakness of a flawed lineup. Which is more than you can say for a lot of Major League pitchers. He’s got sub-mediocre stuff, but his brain is immensely powerful, and if he’s using that to get a bunch of idiots out and secure a win against a weak hitting lineup, then I tip my cap. He probably knows he can’t get away with this shit against the Red Sox or Rays. But hey…you capitalize where you can.
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I don't think Bannister is the only person to capitalize on this lineup with his approach.
Evidence: Millwood, Padilla, Ponson
And that is just the last three games.
But those guys are idiots with better stuff.
Bannister’s a genius with crappier physical abilities. It’ll get you only so far against good lineups, but it obviously works against muttonheads like us.
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Because umpires are wrong at this shit 17% of the time?
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck?
Obviously we won’t take advantage of this.
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Well here's the golden opportunity........
---
Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
...there's a golden shower?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Congratulations BrianL, you win!
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
At the rate we're going it's not the worst idea ever
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we can't stop making outs against a bad pitcher, so let's give him one for free.
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is our 3 hole hitter bunting.
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And into a double play.
awesome
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Glad to see you're not very good at scrolling through comments
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY CAN WE NOT GET SOMEONE IN DAMN IT
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Given that you hate Griffey, who the fuck is there else to like?
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariners have caused me to forget how to speak English
by seattlebruin on May 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Gutierrez, Ichiro, Branyan. Cedeno hasn't pissed me off yet, and neither has Wlad.
Johjima has holdover hostility from last year. I’m lukewarm on Sweeney.
What's the worst offense of all time?
Seriously, I’m just curious. If we’re going to be this bad, why not be historic?
Resign yourself to the fact that he's going to get the win, and it all becomes easier.
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Brian Bannister has struck out 7 Mariners in 6 innings
Yeah, I’d say we’ve mostly given up.
Only an appearance by The Professor can restore hope.
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Nope
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty much the only way Adrian is getting on base these days
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SWEENEY SWEENEY SWEENEY
what the fuck, I want Mike Sweeney to be the batter right now?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HOPING.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU MESS WITH US.
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I certainly appreciate that DP a little more now >:(
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Maybe he can be the new Lenny Dykstra
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
When is Johnson going to get his suck-ass sent down?
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I want to martyr Rob Johnson right now.
Death by flaying, ideally.
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To be a martyr people have to care about you - or at least you have to become a symbol of a cause people care about.
The only person who would mourn Rob Johnson is Scrappy the Scapegoat.
What a perfect inning.
A DP and a Swinging strikeout.
Screw this
I’m going to lunch
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
The Mariners have had a baserunner with one or zero outs six times in this game
they have scored zero runs
I mean, don't get me wrong, I actually lost relative in the Holocaust...
…but THIS is really depressing.
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It's more an issue of frame of reference.
This is simply shitty awful baseball.
Okay, let me reframe:
Our 5-9 hitters are more spirit-crushing and bleakly hope-destroying than Stalinism.
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Man, I just woke up and really really want to start drinking already. Thanks, Mariners.
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by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is the worst thing ever
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Didn't we do the same exact thing in 2007?
We always got shutout by really horrible pitchers and destroyed really good pitchers?
Why do I watch this team when I can't drink?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
I knew our offense wasn't great but I had no idea it sucked this bad
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Not sure how this is related to WFB, but points for juxtaposition regardless.
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Lost in all this is the fact that Jarrod Washburn has pitched another fine game.
And yet he’s on track for the loss.
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Seriously. 7 innings, 1 ER, 5K, 0BB.
What in god’s name more could you have asked from him? He even had the pressure of pitching from behind most of the time.
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I'd take that line from Washburn every start
and be quite happy.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I will now go upstairs to watch this abomination in HD. Because I am a glutton for punishment.
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I need to go get a tan.
Ahh, that’s better
by abender20 on May 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love how Juan Cruz has a differently colored background than every other MLB Gameday photo.
It’s like he’s come from CareBear land.
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New thread up
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/7/868506/5-7-open-game-thread-part-2
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