5/6: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 6, 2009 5:10 PM PDT
It's weird to think that this is a matchup of two teams in first place considering how much terrible is littering the lineups.
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Their starting shortstop is significantly better than ours
by Graham on May 6, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks handsome, is he from here, per chance?
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 6, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Silva on a short leash?
I thought I read that if he doesn’t produce in this start that Wak is gonna smack that ugly ass grin off his face. I could be wrong.
by d0nkey on May 6, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supposedly
but I get the feeling this is not Silva’s last start, even if he does get knocked around.
by IceStormV1 on May 6, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely. A grin that just screams, "I ATE SHIT!"
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it screams 'How much did I just sign for?!?'
by pakipaki on May 6, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MMMMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM TASTY SHIT.
That, ladies and gentlemen … is how you earn yourself a shit-eating grin.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be mistaken
The Series Preview mentioned nothing of Carlos Silva pitching today. If you insist on jumping into a game thread I urge to at least make use of that valuable resource or else you might be in over your head here.
by Robert on May 6, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only I had a link to the article on hand and the players involved.
by JI on May 6, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck do you think I read them?
Have you ever seen my comments here?
by Robert on May 6, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I am definitely moving to Utah now. What's next? Not buying any liquor, that's for sure.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping it might stick around at least for the game tonight,
but I think I already hate it.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I troll by attacking the lifespan of your memes
also, I hope Silva gets a complete-game shutout today
by Telegraph on May 6, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope we win 14-10 and Silva lasts six innings giving up 10 runs on 14 hits
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Frabklin still hitting eighth?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Ryan Divish
From Wakamatsu about Ronny Cedeno before the game — “We’re definitely going to get him in on this road trip.”
by ThundaPC on May 6, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Shannon Drayer
While we’re here. She writes some great behind the scenes articles
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to school with him at U Montana.
We worked at the student paper together .. he’s awesome.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would anyone like to type out what the keys to the game are?
(I’m assuming that’s what this image is)
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That defeats the point of my awesome screenshots
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) The Friendly Confines
2) Arriba, Arriba!!!
3) Emotional Rebound
by Graham on May 6, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um
1. The Friendly Confines
2. Arriba, Arriba!!!
3. Emotional Rebound
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. The Friendly Confines
2. Arriba, Arriba!!!
3. Emotional Rebound
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While we're here
When no text is in the subject line, what problem does that cause some people?
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I don't want to see your comment I can't collapse it
For something like this it’s harmless, but do it anyway to make it habit
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you collapse? I don't have that feature
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you click on the subject line
the rest of the comment disappears, or collapses.
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by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Click the subject line
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's mostly a problem with gifs and pictures I think.
No subject line means you can’t collapse the message which can be the cause of problems for some people’s computers.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And things with excessive swearing/sexual references
For those of us at work
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly like that
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's also good for collasping comments of people with annoying links in their sigs that accidentally get clicked on when the screen shifts during the gamethread
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
:-)
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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1. The Friendly Confines
2. Arriba, Arriba!!!
3. Emotional Rebound
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) The Friendly Confines
2) I love Johjima!
3) Emotional Rebound
by Graham on May 6, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last ten minutes before a game starts always seem to go by the slowest
it’s not just me that thinks this, right?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I completely agree. As for this Keystone Light commercial ...
… I am always hoping the grandpa gets bitter beer face.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enough with this lame fountain already! Fountains suck, get a Space Needle and we'll talk, Kansas City.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do believe Ichiro ended Monday's game with an identical popup.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic start
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish our offense was less horrible
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Silva is off to a dandy start
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I liked the Qwest ad the first 2-3 times.
Now it’s just getting annoying.
by Heydude on May 6, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The perfect scenario today is for Silva to give up 7 runs in 4 innings and for us to win 9-7.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could bring myself to blame Silva for that but it was just bad luck
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our overly large pitcher is worse than theirs.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 6, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly, he doesn't have any stuff.
Like the graphic before the game said, as a Mariner.
5-17
6.59 ERA
by Heydude on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Willie Ballgame coming up to the plate with Sweet Child of Mine playing?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS GO SILVA DO YOUR CONTINUED THING
Oh no Dave just compared Silva to Grienke.
by abender20 on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Silva has emotional problems
wonderful
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
THE IGNITER! They used that for Willie’s graphic!
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSN showed a pic of Wille and his season stats
and at the top of the screen it had the title of “The Igniter”
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screenshot please
How did I miss that
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAH I just saw that!
“THE IGNITER” was above his photo on the image.
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by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh OK
It wasn’t on the batting average/stats thing it was on a secondary screen
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God, I forgot about Willie.
I am so sick of his face.
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by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And we're off:
I love DeJesus with a passion.
I hate Silva with a passion.
All is right in the world.
by Limerickx on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ignition!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is off to a fantastic start
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see this as a loss that will help bring more wins later.
The further Silva gets from starting, the better the team will be long term.
by abender20 on May 6, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have zero faith that we make the playoffs after the last two days
by Graham on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You had the same amount of faith on the day before the opener
so whatever it’s far for the course
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have less faith in our playoff hopes now than I did before the season
Yay being reactionary
by Graham on May 6, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sidney Ponson is a fat piece of shit as well
so we have that going for us
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well put.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie's eye
Contains tears of crying for ending Silva’s career
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, who the fuck is going to pitch in relief!?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoping Olson, actually
then we don’t need to burn Vargas before an expected start (whenever Silva’s next turn would be)
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olsen
sets him up to get into the rotation once silva gets the boot.
by IceStormV1 on May 6, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody but Stark.
Maybe Olson? I dunno the last time he pitched in Tacoma.
by Heydude on May 6, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was supposed to start tonight
so he’s on schedule.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Branyan
I expected a 3 run HR
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus. This is fucking ridiculous.
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by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva would totally dominate our lineup.
by Rollo Tomasi on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No he puts it in the zone.
The Mariners get themselves out on pitchers who throw outside the zone.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, fuck you Guillen!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOA?!?!
Did anyone else hear that?! Sounds like demons have invaded the FSN audio booth!!
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS TOMATO SAUCE
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How in the fuck did Guillen not score?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If that would have gone out I would have turned off the TV.
Please get out of this inning with just the one. Please please please.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't turn off the TV until Miguel Olivo hits a home run
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH, WONDERFUL.
Side note: I like Guillen
♥
by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well it looks like Silva's done
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It took Carlos Silva four batters to reduce our WE by 12%
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make Jacobs eats piece of shit like Carlos Silva for breakfast
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I just flipped on the game to see -- what else? -- Silva's giving it away in the first inning already!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 6, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the moment where Mike Jacobs shits all over the Mariners' first place hopes.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow...
prophetic
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was so obvious I'm inclined to not give myself any credit for it.
Because frankly I was expecting Jacobs to hit a monster home run. That’s what he does to shit pitchers like Carlos Silva.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who called it?
It was meant to happen.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything you predict comes true
please predict four homers for Frabklin now. It’s our only hope
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs is a two outcome kind of dude. I wonder which one we'll see here?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are the Royals' last names direct printed? That looks icky
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeee!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is cool
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave sounds disgusted.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's for sure. He does NOT sound like a happy Mariner camper.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish we could hear him all game.
Instead, we’re stuck with Sims in the later innings.
by Heydude on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bite your tongue Dave Sims is awesome
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is more fun to watch using NexDef on mlb.tv
You see the reactions in this game thread and then sit back and watch Silva implode on the delay
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA SILVA
I would love if the defense refused to field any balls until Silva is taken off of the field. Or if Silva refused to pitch until Yuni is replaced. Or both.
by abender20 on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking....ugh.
I hope Wak is a man of his words. Silva is a bag of shit.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Vargas comes in to do long work instead of Olson or Batista then I think we can be pretty confident
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love to see about 5 innings of Vargas right now. I really don't see what we have to lose.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Silva repeats the 1st inning again in the 2nd I can't imagine that we won't
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst part is, Ponson made the Mariners look stupid in the top half.
This game should be a slug fest, but it’s going to be a blowout instead.
by Kevman22 on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lately, everyone makes us looks stupid in the first four innings.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 6, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love the game being over after one inning
What with the shit Silva is shoveling up to the plate and our piss-poor offense
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't do it to be a dick, but a lot of people have been misspelling it.
I figured, as one of the major regulars, you would appreciate knowing how to spell his name.
by abender20 on May 6, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PULL HIM AFTER 1 INNING!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no escaping this, is there?
the offseason sucks
by section331 on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this, I'm outta here. I can't watch this
by Tony S on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to give it a bit more
I don’t know why…
the offseason sucks
by section331 on May 6, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva's probably thinking about Ichiro right now.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva's probably thinking about the clubhouse spread right now
and this isn’t even a fat joke
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this has got to be it
theres no fucking way Silva is in the rotation tomorrow.
by IceStormV1 on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not bad.
Royals need to keep the pressure on next inning though.
by ThundaPC on May 6, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is on par with Jakubauskas' last start.
Needs to be worse.
by ThundaPC on May 6, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Silva's current WPA = -.226
in one inning of work, he lowered our chance to win by 23%. IN THE FIRST INNING.
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is Sir Sidney Ponson still a Major League Baseball Player?
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Silva is gone after this then?
by Mariners116 on May 6, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus
Can anyone tell me why Simms takes over after the first few innings?
I’ve been wondering this forever, just never thought to ask/find out.
Thanks!
by Bamer_ on May 6, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He goes to radio
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on May 6, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Niehaus just prefers the radio so he spends most of the game over there
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, I knew he went to radio just wasnt sure why.
Is there no other reason that he just likes it better?
by Bamer_ on May 6, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure that's it
What Niehaus says goes
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV Ants link
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=9e5f1eb712c5755e50fa700acde21aa3
Just in case
by Mariners116 on May 6, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh...
it’s dye-verticulitis, announcer.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on May 6, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How fast does ISO stabilize typically?
can Junior run a .140 ISO the whole season?
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is weird that losing this game may mean the Mariners have better playoff chances.
That’s what happens when you subtract a negative.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 6, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Asians are good at math.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a good thing
most people like having jobs
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like subtracting a negative!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's layoff Silva!
Sorry, Carlos, we can’t afford to keep you on. You do great work, really, we hope you land on your feet.
by abender20 on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My presumption was the worse Silva does, the more likely he is out.
Though yes, winning anyway would be nice too.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 6, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he's already pitched poorly out of the gate so losing won't help much
by JI on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind a WFB homerun.
THEN let’s win the game. Make sure to really rub in the point before it is rectified.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 pitch inning
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on May 6, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With a hit too
2 pitches per AB Wheeeeeeeeeeeee
by IceStormV1 on May 6, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it was actually seven.
Even more impressive
by Teej on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kingons? Really?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 6, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought this was appropriate for tonight.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
HOTNESS!
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES SWINGING STRIKE AND GROUND BALL IN THE SAME AT BAT
by seattlebruin on May 6, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Betancourt playing way further up the middle than normal tonight?
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a fucking sick play by Yuni! Wooooooo!
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second?
Betancourt was near 2nd base!?
by ThundaPC on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait Yuni is standing nearer to second?
Fucking finally.
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coco Crisp looks like an alien.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Silva were to be murdered/die would we still have to pay his family the rest of the contract?
by russak on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should figure that out
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
You can hear the disdain dripping from Daves mouth as he lists Silva’s line so far…
by Rachmaninoff on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This Willie-Silva matchup is a real wet dream for me.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think, but I'm not sure, that I would rather watch a
Beluga Tits start. He is stupidly slow though, so I’m torn.
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This pleases me.
I was just trying to show how much I hate Silva starts by saying what other horrible things I would prefer.
by marinerdan on May 6, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be funny as fuck when
those two switch places.
by Zwakamatsu on May 6, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM!
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on May 6, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every time they air this mini sirloin burger midget commercial I'm donating $50 to McDonalds.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does DFA stand for Designated for Assignment or Down for Anal?
Urban dictionary seems to think both are applicable.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DFA
by Seattle Rodiners on May 6, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So say he finishes with a ~7 ERA.
Do they keep letting him pitch?
by coolconman on May 6, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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