Return of the Anagrams

by jimmimoose on May 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT Comment 78 comments

It's been a while since we've updated our nicknames with some of the newer players on the team, so I thought I'd quickly run a few guys through the anagram generator and see if anything enjoyable came out. Here are some o' the results:

Endy Chavez:

Ad Chevy Zen

David Aardsma:

Sad Dad Via Arm (Potentially a perfect name of him)

Chris Jakubauskas:

Jackass Haiku Rubs

Franklin Gutierrez:

Franternize Lurking

Flakier Zinger Runt

Rear Infringe Klutz

Referral Gunk In Zit

Mark Lowe:

Leak Worm

Male Work

Walk More

Ronny Cedeno:

No Nerdy Cone

Russell Branyan:

Arras Belly Nuns

Urbanely Snarls

Sly Anal Burners

Run Blarney Lass

Rob Johnson:

Bros On John

Shawn Kelley:

Shank Ye Well

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I feel shame in not noticing that Mark Lowe = Walk More before.

by Matthew on May 6, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like Leak Worm

by waldo rojas on May 6, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Male Work looks like it should be a name for Gutierrez.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on May 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think of all of them, I like Shank Ye Well the most.

by jimmimoose on May 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yup

by chrisisasavage on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some slight rearrangements:

“Jackass Haiku Rubs” could easily be “Haiku Jack Rubs Ass” shortened to the wonderfully opaque Haiku Jack.

Ad Chevy Zen makes more sense as Chevy Ad Zen… as in the zen frame of mind I go into between innings while I’m bombarded with car adverts. Either way, Chevy seems like the right abbreviated nickname.

Rear infringe Klutz sounds like the accidental sodomizer.

And Walk More is apropos of pitching, but Leak Worm sounds cool.

Sly Anal Burners will cause me to laugh for days… because fart jokes are ALWAYS funny.

And I’m not happy at all about this Bros on John thing. Let’s nix that one right now!

by johnbai on May 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

John on Bros?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on May 6, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hated it!

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 6, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So awesome.

On Dancing With the Stars*, Lil Kim was wearing a “Hated It!” shirt with a picture of those guys. I was quite pleased.

*My girlfriend was watching as I watched the M’s on the laptop like a man, eating a turkey leg.

by Teej on May 6, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Two snaps up and arouuuuund the world!

by Kermit. on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Don't get mad, 'Toine

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 8, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love Sly Anal Burners

But I think I prefer Blarney Lass as a good nickname for Branyan.

And Gunk In Zit Referral is incredibly gross.

by jimmimoose on May 6, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are there any good ones for Sean Green?

by Robert on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Jeremys' Iron?

by waldo rojas on May 6, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Anger Seen"

Which is what you’d see if you saw me when I heard that ‘Tuesdays with Sean Green’ was cancelled because he got traded. Maybe we could sign a petition?

by marc w on May 6, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Denny Stark:

Dank Sentry
Snaky Trend

Ken Griffey Junior:

Fee Forking Injury
Unify Freer Joking
Offer Key Injuring
Foreign Fiery Junk
Foreign Junkie Fry
Foreign Jerk Unify
Ignore Iffy Junker

by Fuckmikereilly on May 6, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fee Forking Injury! Ha!

♥

by royalcurve on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ken Griffey Junior =

O Griff knee injury
or
King of free injury

by thatness on May 7, 2009 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jason Vargas = Java Sarongs

Garrett Olson = Gloat Snorter (!!!!)

by marc w on May 6, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Or 'Lager Snot Rot'

I’ve been to a few pubs that could be described this way….

by marc w on May 6, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or Large Snot Rot

by cougfan on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going to have to stick to Lager Snot Rot, but thanks.

by marc w on May 7, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Will Snot Rot Lager be making an appearance

in an upcoming Series Preview?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don Wakamatsu: Mad Swank Auto, A Woman At Dusk,

Carlos Silva: Call Saviors
David Aardsma: Davids a Drama

by Decatur on May 6, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the combo:

Rear Infringe Klutz
and
Sly Anal Burners

make an especially good duo.

by Limerickx on May 6, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yuniesky Betancourt=

Trade me I’m a useless player and Ronny Cedeno is superior to me in every way.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Orrr

Bacon Yeti Nukes Yurt

by chrisisasavage on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bacon Yeti

I likes it.

by jimmimoose on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A Yeti

would have better range. There’s stories of bigfoot keeping up with horses and even cars!

by chrisisasavage on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd make a yeti

a pitcher. I’ve read stories of bigfoot killing deer by throwing rocks. You think RJ get’s extra boost from his size, imagine a 8’6" 650 lb Sasquatch.

by chrisisasavage on May 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs