Good News!
From Baker:
From what I've been hearing, pitcher Shawn Kelley has a strained oblique, but it's more like a torn one to be honest. Now, get this straight. A strained muscle is, in fact, a tear. There are different degrees of tearing in strains, from microscopic to more severe. And from what I'm hearing, this one could keep Kelley out about a month. Maybe even six weeks. We don't know yet, but he's definitely heading to the DL.
Somehow Garrett Olson doesn't make me feel any better about this.
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th3 CAKE is a lie!
Can we please trade all our productive bullpen guys to the Clevelan d Indians or someone depserate for help bccause they fucking dusck. for whateve rthey have in AAA because we’re not winning this division and we have some tradeable pices that aren’t really part of tehfuture. so trade their asses for talent now! Aardsma and Lowe ought to be worth something… if not righ tow then in a few months… but Seriously, Cleveland has got to be fucking pissed abou thteir bullpen right this second. And I dont’ really care if we dump some of thesepleasent surprises becasue we’ll be happy hapy fun land in the land of sky blue waters if we can get some prospero’s books out of those honkey moptherfuckers. Enjoyu thye sauce.
"drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension."
- rljaws
...and now I'm here
LL needs that sobriety test that they put into GoogleMail
you’d have to solve some basic math problems before you could post anything.
This might also prevent trolling by morons unable to do a simple math problem.
I could follow your argument until you hit "prospero’s books out of those honkey moptherfuckers. Enjoyu thye sauce" = what were you getting at there?
Prospects are known to Shakespearian scholars as "prospero's books"
Enjoy the sauce was a reference to Star Control 2. Not sure how that slipped in.
Great game.
Prospero’s Books…. damn it, get Gielgud away from all the dancing penises!
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(…and bad news)
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Oh happy day.
That Josh Fields signing sure looks brilliant now doesn’t it?
Actually, I’ve gotten more and more comfortable with the decision. The more I read about this year’s draft class the more I realize how underwhelming it is past the first 10-15.
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 6, 2009 6:31 AM PDT reply actions
Really?
For me it’s the first 10-15 that are underwhelming and the rest looks pretty decent
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
This isn't good at all
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Just another small step in the plan to rid our bullpen of the Irish.
Please be good, Josh Fields.
King's whats aren't worth much these days?
by Graham MacAree on May 6, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
So we can't get a ransom for Felix instead???
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on May 6, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully we can get a Sabathia type return. Would be nice to get a Laporta type
player to plug in for the next 5 years
We gave up the great upside of Heilman for Olsen, right?
That makes him a future Cy Younger.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Plus you can get your fix in movie theaters and at the office, and other places that don't allow smoking.
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Hugh Jackman plays baseball?
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