5/4: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT
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I'm not buying this "inflamed colon" thing. I think he just has a fat ass.
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I love the all black background, too.
It’s like the last thing you see before you pass to the other side is Felix owning you.
He's the king of the world on a boat like Leo!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on May 4, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wonderful
Though I think I’d like it more if he were T-Pain. An autotuned Felix would be awesome.
by Robert Lintott on May 4, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows needs to be changed to this song.
Maybe for Bedard’s starts, though.
I like Felix's established Sunshine, Lollipops theme - let Bedard be the boat captain.
Of course any Mariner can take us onto the boat with a good performance, but Bedard should get “I’m on a boat” as the Happy Bedard Day song.
By the way, Ryan Zimmerman will hit safely in 57 consecutive games. You heard it here first.
Also, the Capitals own you.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Zimmerman's up to 22 games now, and he's gone 3 for 3 with a bases loaded walk tonight.
This is the Rolenesque star 3B I’ve been hoping for all along.
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Holy shit, another hit!
4H, 1BB (with the bases loaded), 2RBI, and two of those hits were doubles…fuck yeah Ryan.
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You wanna know how big Ovechkin is?
I’ve legitimately heard of him – and I know absolutely nothing about hockey (great sport, of course – I’m watching the playoffs for the first time now).
I wish I was more of a hockey fan, really.
Because it’s like rooting for a team that has Ruth on it. Or Jordan.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
My problem is hockey's so much more fun to play than to watch
Every time I’m sitting on my ass with hockey on the television, I want to lace up. But it’s a blast when Buffalo, or Ovechkin, is doing well.
It is a lot more fun to play.
It’s just also tons of fun to watch.
Sir, this is a baseball blog, please treat it as such
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at all those righties.
And why not switch Endy and DFT? I guess Waka didn’t read Dave’s article.
Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Grienke is owning, by the way, CWS @ KC, 3-0 KC in the bottom 5th.
5 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 7 K, 57 pitches, 39 strikes, GB-FB 3-4.
I’m so happy that Rany Jazayerli finally has a decent team to root for – the Royals had a win as epic as our own yesterday. And yes, Grienke has arrived.
Man, I remember when he was looking utterly busted -- a headcase who couldn't get anyone out.
He took a year off, and I figured that was it. It’s positively Hamiltonesque to see him back and so utterly dominant.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
This chant has the potential to be made into a song, is what I mean.
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I can't look at it for more than 10 seconds without losing a bit of my sanity
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If the game went much longer, Griffey might have ended up on the mound, he joked.
“I was ready for that, too. I was going to go down with Jarrod (Washburn). I didn’t want Jarrod to have to throw a bullpen too early. I might have been able to go six, seven.”
To which announcer Dave Sims responded, “Pitches?”
“You got me,’’ Griffey said with a laugh.
Is Griffey hurt?
It’s a right handed pitcher, shouldn’t he be DHing after getting 2 out of 3 games off…after a day off?
Perhaps I'm the first to notice Yuni's position has "quotation marks" around it?
Yuniesky Betancourt — “SS”
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
That sounds about right. I am relatively new here.
But it is hands down the best Mariner blog/comment family I’ve ever seen. I love it.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And so are we when you don't use the reply button in the future
It helps, thanks
SIGNED, RONNY CEDENO
Because alot of people were supposed to switch over to our game after the Sox/Yanks game
But they got rained on
Rizzs just compared Ian Kinsler to Dustin Pedroia.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I was at two of those in person ass sampler
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I started blogging in the winter of 2003!
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And also the memory of getting into a club with Felix and sharing a VIP booth while drinking beers on his dime
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the part where he said the Red Sox were paying.
Implying how he was going to sign with Boston.
Um, hmn?
I think I will gracefully ignore these hi-jinks, and just mention that it was about 2 years ago in SC. I was being fed dinner at a golf club bar and my host asked them to change to ESPN for the Mariners’ game (with Felix). When it was learned that I was visiting from Seattle, a very nice gentleman came over to tell me that his son was going to be there in Seattle on the friday— pitching against the Mariners …
by msb on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Kinsler take that bitch
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
6 straight fastballs.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
NICE PICK RUSSELL
And nice play Beltre
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
His current plate approach is like a slightly more considered version of "panicking"
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Yep. Try this.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rodzor-sports
Or hop on a another computer if you have access to it (as it will not have the next def download) and it will be just about real time).
Clearly I have been stumped by your attempted reference.
Oh, if only I had your keen awareness!
Don't be so full of yourself.
Is no one allowed to have an opinion when it comes to your endless wealth of knowledge of everything?
But that might give me cancer
and since I don’t live in Japan, I would be unable to get the 100% certain magical cancer cure that they keep away from the mainstream for fear of losing precious cancer treatment monies.
People are allowed to have opinions.
And other people are allowed to challenge those opinions.
Don't brag about that here.
We are liable to look upon you as an incredible douche.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Turns out it doesnt really work to follow the game by reading the game thread
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this mini sirloin burgers ad.
It makes me want to boycott all fast food.
To be fair, it's better than the "look at those tiny little burgers" ad
Which had both sexism AND an annoying ploy to it.
Second'd
The mini sirloin burger commercial, on the other hand, absolutely charms me.
Part of me thinks that the state of the economy
Is largely based on the fact that all advertising has now gotten so bad that no one wants to buy anything. At all.
Well you can only do "Napolean Dynamite"-style TV ads for so long
The scene in so many boardrooms: “Hey, your pitch is so wacky and off beat! THat’s what the kids like! That’ll make in on the YouTubersz!”
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty good.
Spotting the fastball reasonably well (but not great), and we even saw two change ups and a curveball in the first!
Anyone know a TVAnts link that takes you to this game?
The other two that I’ve tried take me to the Yankees-Red Sox game.
So Felix's 2 seamer is being classified at a sinker tonight?
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Yay Red is back behind the 1st base dugout.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I would love someone to gif it
So I can watch it repeatedly in a tiny form.
8 IP, 5 hits, 0 runs, 10k, 0 BB
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Endy appears to be a sucker for high heat
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh yeah by the way guys...
WOOOOOOO SAUNDERS!
2-4 1 HR 2 RBIs!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLEMENT!
3-3 1 2B 1 HR 1 RNIs 1 BB!
You got slurved bitch.
Saunders is certainly making up for lost time
What’s his defense supposed to be like?
I keep hearing he's got the tools to be above average
but he’s still so raw that he’s average at best in a corner
Whatever. An offspeed pitch that wasn't 89!!
And how is his slider faster than his change, now.
Also, should I really be trusting you on this given your test results?
Line drives galore!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think my FSN over Direct TV has a 10 second delay or something.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
I know MLB Network is behind MLB.tv
On directv, even when watching MLB.tv on the highest setting it still is ahead.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Lots of line drives and fly balls tonight
I care more about the runs than the batted ball types when it comes to this lineup though…
KK SIT DOWN BITCH
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
No, Dave.
Johnson is not going into the Hall as an M. That is a foolish thought.
Probably not, no.
But I think there might be an outside chance.
Johnson actually spoke about it a month ago and hinted that way
It’s not totally crazy to believe it at this point, although the smart money is certainly on the D’backs.
Maybe he will be so ashamed by his first three at bats against Felix that he goes into the dugout and puts on a goofy sombrero
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They are from Texas
and all Texans own goofy sombreros so that is a perfectly reasonable proposition.
Chris Davis, ladies and gentlemen.
The next Jack Cust. Minus the walks and contact rate.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Strike outs on things other than fastballs make me happy.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
A queue is a line or some form of wait for an event / action.
The mooooore you knowwwwww
Maybe he was saying that he had a Subway commercial ready to go at some point
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
85 if you believe the gun
GIven a 95 average fastball that’s 10 mph worth of change-up goodness.
They should take some pitches
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I always feel bad when playing as the M's in MLB the show
because I have little plate discipline.
Then I remember that this is actually pretty realistic.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
My ps3 arrives in the mail tomorrow is 09 the show as good as it looks?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's what I've heard
It’s the only game I’ve bought for it so far
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So this Andrus guy is pretty good at defense.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Actually he's almost worked his way back up to 2008 average velocities
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm.
Well, whatever it is, I like it. If he’s throwing 95 regularly with good movement he’s going to be dominant this year.
It doesn't seem like he's been lighting up the gun like he has in seasons past.
Maybe he is going with the two-seamer more.
I saw a pitch clocked at 96 in the first inning
That’s not too shabby
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It definitely seems like it
Its hard since Gameday doesn’t distinguish it great all the time but I think that would explain the velocity drop
And he might be beginning to realize he DOESN'T HAVE TO ESTABLISH SHIT
Everyone’s scared of him enough
lest we forget
the rangers have a really good lineup
Nope, bunts are a separate BIP category
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that by MLB or Retrosheet or universally?
I was just going off Yahoo which is admittedly totally crappy
Felix looks fantastic lets get some fuckin runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Holy cow
I leave to get a beer and the inning’s already over.
They are fucking squeezing felix low in the zone
That second to last pitch was clearly a strike low and in the middle of the plate
Millwood has been throwing nothing but strikes.
They cannot force him to work counts.
This is why I don't like automatic criticism when a guy swings at the first pitch
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that is strictly true
He’s been flirting with the edges quite well and is not getting squeezed like Felix, but it would still be good to test him by not hacking at every borderline pitch
it seems like
more than 5 of the top 10 active win leaders would be in their 30s
Hahahaha there is a guy on the Bluejays/Mariners feed:
He doubts Felix’s ability and he points out he’s 4-8 4.8 ERA against the ranger so the Texas offesne is just bad today..
You got slurved bitch.
the O/U on this game is 7.5
think we’ll make half of that?
Seriously
Popup every fucking time unless people are on base, then it’s a grounder.
He’s beyond useless.
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP POPUP
UGH
I keep refreshing my feed, too. I’ve learned to just post in the GT between innings
Andrus made almost that same play
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yeah this 1-0 defecit is insurmountable
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow Yuni is fucking horrible Jesus Christ
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
They're one of the best hitting teams in baseball
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh, the guy's awesome at pretending to try.
I love how he watches a ball roll by, and then he starts running.
Sounds about right
In the top of the eighth inning, Ankiel broke back to catch a fly off the bat of the Phillies’ Pedro Feliz. He tracked down the ball but then appeared to lose his balance. Ankiel took two stumbling steps and then fell into the base of the wall face first. His neck appeared to bend back and his body twisted awkwardly before he came to a stop on the warning track. The brim of his cap was bent from the impact.
by JI on May 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
4 hits in a row what is happening
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Roll it back some.
Is that Donovan McNabb?
Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on May 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just came back to this thread, so I don't know if anyone else has said it, but...
…go away, Jeff.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Actually, I'm glad your here.
Yesterday’s game thread wasn’t quite the same without you. We’ll come back in this one too.
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Would some letters go on his rear end?
Like those sporty girl pants with “Juicy” or “Baby” on the backside?
You're kidding, right?
You do realize they got some other players in that deal, right?
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You do realize that two of those players were Elvis Andrus and Neftali Feliz, right?
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Do us all a readability favor and capitalize, please
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
See above.
It was only one of the bigger heists in recent memory. Not exactly a rip-off.
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rangers' bullpen is awful
if we ever get past millwood when he’s throwing 7 pitches an inning
Speaking of Jews and buses
I’ve figured out a way to ride for free just by keeping every color bus pass in my wallet.
STOP SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
TAKE SOME FUCKING PITCHES YOU FUCKS
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
AND WHEN YOU DO TAKE PITCHES, MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T STRIKES
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Chavez looks fucking awful tonight
Why the fuck can’t anyone figure out Kevin Millwood?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The reason Milwood is throwing strikes is because they are swinging.
...and now I'm here
Because.... why?
The Mariners have such a devastatingly dangerous lineup?
...and now I'm here
Kevin Millwood has 36 pitches through 3 & 2/3rds innings.
I repeat: Kevin Millwood has 36 pitches through 3 & 2/3rds innings.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
and i think he threw 6 pitches to ichiro to lead off the 1st
so that’s 30 pitches for 10 outs. make it 34 to 11. disgusting
At this point I'm rooting for history
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MUST....DRINK.....THE PAIN AWAY......
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
YES FUCK YOU KINSLER
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Oh Kinsler, you may be a great-hitting 2B, but today you are shit.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Dominant and then not.
I’ve never seen anyone pitch better with worse results.
I've never seen Vazquez look this good on individual pitches.
Felix is making them look downright silly, and then gives up a line drive.
Fuck you and I hope your entire family gets Adenharted
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You're on pretty thin ice.
Trolling is not allowed.
Who's laughing now douche?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Fuck Michael Young
This game is horrible
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Based on the pace of the game it's actually going to be a shorter night than usual
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicago. You should know this by now. I was at Felix's last start screaming "HE ONLY THROWS FASTBALLS!" to the White Sox batting order, remember?
It was your suggestion, after all.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Sorry, I have fourteen windows open, am following the game, listening to Prince, and working on a complex bankruptcy case all at once.
I’m running on severely diminished mental capacity in this thread.
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I FUCKING HATE MICHAEL YOUNG FUCK FUCK FUCK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Man, when we come back from this it is going to be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
...and now I'm here
Michael Young hit that because he heard that Jeff Sullivan is his biggest fan.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Did Sims just say Kevin Millwood is not known for his pitching?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Except Michael Young
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Poetic irony dictates that this will make Felix more reluctant to use his curve in future.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Fuck this I'm going out to get some Rally Ice Cream Sandwiches, Ice Cream Beef Jerky, and Rally Peanuts.
Inside the Mariners clubhouse, the day’s starter, Chris Jakubauskas, and the first six pitchers who followed him to the mound, were trying every superstitious trick in their playbook to rally their teammates.
They rearranged the clubhouse furniture. They broke out “rally ice-cream sandwiches” and “rally peanut snacks” and “rally Beef Jerky.”
I wish today was an off day
That was I could have had 24 fucking hours of happiness before Felix came back into my life
He strikes out people better with the flu.
He gets outs better when a bad ankle. So now all we need to do is localize the flu to his ankle.
...and now I'm here
KKKKKKKK FUCK YOU
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He always starts the game on TV
Then he gets off the TV and moves to the radio, much like he’s done the last 4 years.
...and now I'm here
oh ok
I’m a Rangers fan watching on Extra Innings.
Was just curious.
by cmkelly29 on May 4, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, this makes it perfectly excusable then.
Thought you were an M’s fan…that would be bizarre.
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Ah, you have been forgiven.
And WISE choice to listen to Neihaus when you had the chance. Bonus points for you.
...and now I'm here
Um...he ALWAYS starts on TV and switches to the radio by the 4th inning.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
The angle for your postgame wrap-up is pretty much writing itself, isn't it?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
How many pitches does Millwood throw this inning?
I’m setting the over/under at 9.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
37
Gonna be a good inning. You know it baby.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Branyan homered while I stepped away to the stove to make dinner
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So you won't let your woman learn how to read
but you cook for yourself.
by JI on May 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No hitter gone, perfect game gone, shutout gone
Russell Branyan is my idol
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
BRANYAN YOU SEXY BEAST
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Oh thank god
For a minute there I thought it was Vishnu the Destroyer instead of Millwood.
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
If Felix falters into suck, Russell is still always there to pick up the sexy, sexy slack.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Oh no wonder my DirectTV seemed so behind ..
I was about two minutes back on the DVR. Fuck my Mariner life.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
We have infinity more hits and runs in this inning than we did in the first 4 combined!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
So did the M's finally figure out they were playing Kevin Millwood tonight?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
DAMMNIT I thought Lopez was going to score
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
THE ERECTION TROLLEY IS RUNNING AT FULL SPEED
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HOly fuck look at what I just found!
The heat has been turned up on right-hander Carlos Silva, who has been told to improve or lose his spot in the rotation. Silva, who is 1-2 with a 7.36 ERA this season after losing 15 of his final 16 decisions last season, is scheduled to start against the Royals on Wednesday.
Asked during his pregame media session on Monday if he would hesitate to put Vargas in the rotation, Wakamatsu never hesitated.
“Not after what I saw yesterday,” he said.
You got slurved bitch.
LETS GO GUTZ
Don’t strike out looking again, that would be a shame
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUTZ OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
GUT!!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE GUTZ WOOOSOOOOOOODOFDK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Yuni still sucks
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And then Yuni sucks the life out of the stadium with one swing of the bat
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Fuck
I wish I wasn’t at work, every time I turn away this game changes.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I-CHI-RO
FUCK TEXAS WE’RE THE SHIT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
ICHIRO!!!!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
HOLY FUCK ICHIRO!
I THOUGHT THAT WENT OVER THE WALL FOR A GROUND RULE BUT NO!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
ICHIRO TRIPLE
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WHAT HAPPENED DID GRIFFEY GIVE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH OR SOME SHIT
Him or Sweeney, definately.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GAME NOW
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
Message for Mr. Millwood
You still fucking suck fuck stick.
WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!
WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna post this again since the Guti Sex blast distracted you all.
The heat has been turned up on right-hander Carlos Silva, who has been told to improve or lose his spot in the rotation. Silva, who is 1-2 with a 7.36 ERA this season after losing 15 of his final 16 decisions last season, is scheduled to start against the Royals on Wednesday.
Asked during his pregame media session on Monday if he would hesitate to put Vargas in the rotation, Wakamatsu never hesitated.
“Not after what I saw yesterday,” he said.
Now if he could put Cedeno in instead of Yuni…
You got slurved bitch.
There was an article on some website about this.
Watchout Falling? Something like that.
...and now I'm here
Now would be a good time for Endy to be a whole hell of a lot better than his first 2 AB's
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I think Felix must have said something in the dugout
Something like “Fuck y’all muhfuckas”
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
WHAT THE FUCK
I LOOK UP FROM MY BOOK AND THE MARINERS HAVE COME BACK.
THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME IN FOUR GAMES THAT I HAVE GONE AWAY AND THE MARINERS HAVE COME BACK.
WHAT HAPPENED WHY WHY WHY
I wonder if Jeff stopped watching the game?
Stay away, Jeff.
Holy shit. I need a cigarette, that inning was insane.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Guti has hit a couple of big homeruns this homestand.
Quickly closing the gap in the new favorite Mariner race.
Okay Felix please don't break our hearts this inning
Hold them
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I will note the following: when I left this gamethread to focus on my work, the M's went down by four runs.
When I returned, we rallied to tie.
I am the Good Luck Charm.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Im liking our lineup alot more with Lopez at the #2 and Wlad at #6
How’s Wlad’s UZR looking? He’s looked pretty good to the naked eye
I love how it's at the top of the inning, too.
When our opponents are up to bat.
Seriously.
And after it was so effective last year, even.
...and now I'm here
Muhahahahaha the guys on the M's online streaming feed thingy is all like:
Don’t you forget the Rangers lead the ML in HRs and shut up you faggots the M’s suck balls.
You got slurved bitch.
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