OTFPOT(SAOT) Starting 2009-05-04
I have no purpose in posting this OFFTOP. I have no particular subjects I want to discuss (except beer!), no particular links to share or images to chortle over. I just need a dose of LL off-topicness, especially given that the last two are both well over 1,000 comments and no one seems to be posting in them.
So please, come, enjoy, talk about stuff related to the Mariners or not (we should rename Scrappy's to the Rally Puppy!) and don't think about how little effort I put into this FanPost.
I can't believe I strung that out for more than 75 words.
EDIT: One of my life goals is to be able to view the rec leaderboard on my own. What are your random life goals?
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Some of us don't have to report that they're leaving early to their bosses and as such can just work a short day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us have work ethic.
The rest of us get to watch hockey!
by ningwers on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The NHL playoffs really irritated me on Saturday.
I wanted to go somewhere to see the Pacquiao-Hatton fight.
But with the Canucks still in the playoffs, literally every place in the city with a television was showing hockey (and admittedly, they were all packed with crazed hockey fans). But I wanted to see the Pacquiao fight.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on May 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure one of the bars could have spared a TV for 8 minutes to allow you to watch the fight
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lousy attempt at sarcasm
If he had tried to change the channel somebody would have re-enacted the final 3 seconds of the fight on him
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were plenty of places to see it down here.
I wasn’t terribly interested given that it was a colossal mismatch, but hey.
Ricky Hatton seems like a great guy, and I’d buy him a beer if I ever find myself in his parent’s pub. But he’s so clearly not at the Pacquiao/FMJ level.
by marc w on May 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer talk!
I had another Anderson Valley that I was disappointed in, the High Rollers Wheat.
On a positive note, Midnight Sun is finally widely available in WA!
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, RateBeer completely re-did their profile sections.
I’m liking a lot of what I see, but so far haven’t been able to find the state and country maps yet, which I loved.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, if you go to place ratings, it takes you to the old profile version which you can then see the maps
but I don’t think that’s intended to stick around, so they better bring those maps to the new format. Otherwise, how will I ever complete my life goal of drinking at least one beer from every country?
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, the new stuff is in beta and the maps and lists are getting ported over eventually.
Phew.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're welcome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco's RSS feed strikes again
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Find a loose girl or a hospital
one or the other
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ratebeer is a valuable website that many users here utilize.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was expecting this to be a warning
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have ceased sending you warnings after your last warning to me.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You promised in the LLQC thread to stop doing this.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel so excluded and that hurts my self esteem
by JI on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I demand to get special privileges just for showing up.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me know how that works out for you
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I had Souther Tier Jah-Va Stout last night.
The second half of the bomber was a chore to get through. It was really good, but man was it sweet and viscous. Moreso than Choklat even.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a bomber of oak aged unearthly in the cellar now.
Southern Tier is good stuff.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Coast breweries seem to be moving this way more and more, which is awesome.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need more midwest
Though I finally found a beer store out there that’ll ship so Bells, Founders, Three Floyds et al are coming my way soon
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you should have each game brought to us by beer
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a hard enough time doing it once per series.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only solution is to drink more
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have plenty of beers to recommend,
I have limited time and patience. Also, I try to avoid featuring more than one beer per brewery and in general with the series previews am highlighting good breweries, not so much individual beers. That is, I try to limit myself to choices where I would feel comfortable having someone like you say to himself “Matthew recommended beer X by brewery Y. This store doesn’t have X, but it does have Z. I will give that a try instead.”
I am finding it increasingly difficult to maintain that status level.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only solution is to drink more
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only solution is to have guest raters.
Or drink more.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicely linked. The other issue would be tracking down all the beers Matthew comes across.
It would be one thing if the less-educated-but-eager all lived in Seattle, but we’re just going to have to start our own SoCal beer trial.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even close to 100% of the beers I list are available in Seattle.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What percentage of your beer do you mail order in?
That seems like it would get pretty expensive.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very very small. It can get expensive.
But a healthy percentage of my beer is drunk while traveling.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was stunned the first time I had Yuengling in Florida.
I figured it was East Coast Coors, and it most certainly was not.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like East Coast Widmer I would say without putting more than five seconds of thought into it.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's probably fair. I happened to order a pitcher of it at a bar because I'd never even heard of it ("What is Yoongling?")
and expected nothing.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part of Yuengling is that many generic chain restaurants are willing to carry it
in addition to their usual crappy fare and at the same price.
by ningwers on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuengling is an amazing beer.
Tools Whore
by Tyler on May 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Living out here in DC, I like it
But you slowly realize that it’s pretty standard-rate. I used to love the stuff, and now it’s really kind of down to Sam Adams level for me: certainly not bad, but nothing you go out of your way to get
by rlintott on May 5, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I could probably go my entire life without drinking another American Micro wheat beer and be pleased as punch.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wall of beer is starting to become a distraction
it is on top of my desk, and when I put the bottles too close together, they clink against each other when I’m typing, which is kind of annoying. Suggestions?
No, I’m not taking my beer wall down.
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expand your beer wall to the point where your desk is not usable for typing, then move your computer.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling this is the most likely and best solution
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At some point you'll just have to stop being sentimental about old beer bottles.
Imagine the joy you’ll feel when you realize that you get to rebuild a new wall.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only ones I've kept
are Elysian Loser Ale, a St. Bernardus bottle we use for a flower vase and a Speedway Stout bottle.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
For a period I was into saving at least one of each new beer bottle I tried (carried over from my father who passively did the same thing). When I reached about 50 in my tiny little dorm room I said screw it and just recycled them all. I do sometimes save bottle caps though figuring that’s the economically efficient way to accomplish the same goal.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's definitely a better way to cherish the memories of your beer exploits.
I don’t really enjoy clutter, and the bottles become just that after a week of the novelty wearing off. I even recycled my first ever Speedway Stout (thanks sb!!!!) bottle.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For me to save a bottle it has to be impossible to find (Speedway) or limited edition and awesome (Loser)
or my girlfriend decides she thinks it’s too pretty to throw away (St Bernardus.)
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are all perfectly fine criteria.
I don’t figure anyone else will be wildly impressed by what I’ve been drinking and I know I’ve had, so to the recycling they go!
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are some bottle I wish I had kept because they were awesome.
Stone Sublimely Self Righteous springs to mind.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can still find that easily to remedy your regret.
Also, an underrated annoyance with keeping large number of bottles; you have to make sure to clean them all.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is very true. It's difficult to convince myself to thoroughly clean what is effectively garbage.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is after you get an invasion of fruit flies attracted to the left over particles in a 20 year old bottle of wine you accidentally left out for a few days unwashed.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fruit flies invasions are easiest to deal with via a can of lysol and a lighter.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, it was much easier to just throw the bottle out.
Also, washing the bottle was easier.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally this is exactly how you make a fly trap
works like a dream.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random life goal:
Get a haircut that I am actually happy with.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Random life goal:
Give a rats ass what my hair looks like
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so vain.
I probably think this song is about me.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like a haircut that I can then ignore.
I found someone who can do that, so I’m good.
by msb on May 4, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Space talk!
BLOW YOUR MIND!
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've seen that thousands of times
And I still find myself awe-struck when I come across it. I actually just watched the Youtube video of that last night. The Hubble Deep Field is more often than not being featured as my desktop wallpaper. Absolutely incredible
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, I have given almost 2.5x as many recs as I've received
I’m apparently much too easy in giving recs and people need to rec me more
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I'm a rec giving whore.
I also have little pet favourites that I rec more than I should, like Robert.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't spoil it, man
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that was one easy life goal to accomplish.
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My goal is to be able to view it on my own
I needed someone else’s help to be told of my own rec activity =(
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figure out where the sexy people live and take the command console by force.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(In Seinfeld Cockney accent)
Current listening enjoyments: Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, Parenthetical Girls
by Woodinville_12thMan on May 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it stated the Graham lives above the Lusty Lady?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing Graham he probably has countermeasures already in place.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were smart you'd steal Matthew's phone (while he was logged in)
change the password, mass ban all the mods accounts and go to town.
by JI on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The home opener GT was posted from my phone.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I told you my password to your face
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a year and then you'll remember it.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I get to 10,000 recs I want to be able to trade them all in for a SBN blog of my own.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was told a rough figure for you, I don't know the exact number
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may have been exaggerated, but hey, here's a pity rec!
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for pity rec'ing
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been struggling ever since your white hot start
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's losing market share in the GIF economy.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the problems is when gifs first appeared recs weren't given as freely
someone needs to devise REC+
by JI on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is better at gifs than you now.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't .gif recs be worth less than witty comment recs?
and that would make your rec+ like 85 or so
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So your saying that JI's contributions to LL are shorter than average?
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he has to sit on phonebooks to reach the keyboard
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he can trade in some of his de-valued .gif recs for a stepstool
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet his legs are significantly larger than a child's and he would get stuck.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read this twice, and I fear it makes no sense.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to put JI in a child's highchair because I would enjoy watching him get stuck
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not as much as I would enjoy seeing him fit comfortably
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At summercamp one year (three weeks long, so we had laundry done midway through), our cabin's laundry inexplicably came back with a baby uni.
The kind that is made to button under the crotch with pudgy baby legs sticking out the sides. We discovered that our undersized friend (this was 10th grade, and he was maybe 5’3") fit into it.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than a baby Yuni.
Which I imagine would just throw feces.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the rankings would go
Ms. Jeff recs
Unsolicited witty comment recs
Original .gif idea recs
Original Photoshop idea recs
Obvious witty comment recs
Horrible MS Paint recs
Obvious Photoshop recs
Robert being drunk recs
.gifs of plays recs
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I am missing is the most worthless of recs
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volume is worth something too
and you have the most valuable of all recs
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're missing Graham recs and pdb recs
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And perhaps the most treasured of all rec phenomenons, the pdb/Corco double rec
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to rec that
because there is, sadly, no WTF button.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pdb recs are worth slightly more than original photoshops
Graham recs are worth slightly less than pdb recs.
pdb/Corco double recs are worth ~Robert drunk recs
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Approaching scary CL posters recs
by NOLAmarinergirl on May 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Fett pass you once I grow bored of this dimension?
by Robert on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The answer to that question is the same as the answer to the question "have you ever consumed a beer that was purchased for you by Felix Hernandez?"
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rules of karma suggest that I will one day visit Six Flags with Felix.
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would the theme of this blog be?
SBN needs more football blogs. If I was a) a good writer b) have the time c) care about the team enough I’d like to have a Manchester City blog!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Robert's SBN blog would consist entirely of drunkposts and MS Paint threads
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh. I'd join.
Robert’s better than cable.
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine how fast he would accumulate the second 10,000 recs on his own blog
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd create 9,984 alts and rec himself
Since nobody would be able to ban the alts
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you know he hasn't done that already?
Maybe you and Robert are the only people on this site.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I'm not really me
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that must get confusing at holiday dinners and family occasions
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god I knew it I'm the only real person
and you’re all aliens/robots and you’re acting out the world to study me as if the Earth was still real.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like that

I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the definition of reality is Jim Carrey I want no part of reality
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, I liked the movie.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if that's the case

I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert's standards for rec integrity are admirably high.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he's posted the "Will drop pants for recs" picture more than anybody here
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He started it
But I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re the one who has posted it the most
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would I need to do it when the posters eat out of my hand so much that I can post this in mocking fashion and still get a rec out
by Robert on May 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for a smug sense of security
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random life goal?
See a no-hitter in person. A triple play too. Never seen either one.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have actually seen that one in person.
I was as confused as the baserunner.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix Slam again!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he lives in Leeds so that luck balances out
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you lived in Leeds?
from your comments about your stag night. Could be completely wrong, if so apologies.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He went to Leeds for a stag do, which perhaps only makes sense if he lived there
but of course not everything about English Mariner makes sense, hence he’s Mancunian.
by marc w on May 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That does seem a strange trek
unless the groom’s from there or something. Leeds is very toiletesque. But I’ll run with the manc vibe.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love to go to check out the pre-Colombian ruins in Belize/Yucatan
Calakmul, etc with the added bonus of Yucatecan cuisine.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually do-able: Monument Valley, Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, New England foliage tour.
Mildly likely if someone gave me airfare: Australia.
Not really as likely: Galapagos, Easter Island
by msb on May 4, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly recommend both the foliage tour and Australia.
If you do the foliage tour, don’t let it fool you into thinking New England is a nice place.
by Jed MC on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry Stone has both feet firmly in the trolley
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and if you follow on down, he has a draft note
with a shout out to Conor Glassey
by msb on May 4, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a fundamental distrust for anyone named Tanner Scheppers.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be quite vexed if we draft Scheppers
by Graham on May 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stone's talking about him at #2
Which would be good golly retarded
by Graham on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be bad
though I think no matter what happens we’ll be disappointed at 2, even if we get a really good player
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless of course Washington idiotically passes on Strasburg
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Jim Bowden said they won't, and I trust Jim Bowden.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Washington's draft card says "Dustin Ackley,"
how long before the Mariners pick? Three seconds? Less?
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's still done over a phone conference and I was the GM, it would sound like:
“Withthesecondpickinthe2009STEPHENSTRASSBURGSTRASBURGSTRASBURG MARINERS STRASBURG.”
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 minutes
Our whole draft room will have passed out in happy shock
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an absolute homerun pick, right?
Has the potential to pan out to something spectacular, but could far more easily just blow up?
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Seattle Pet Shelter had a fire this morning
by msb on May 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crap. hit the wrong button.
The Animal Shelter had a small fire this weekend, with tno injuries, but is asking for donations of blankets, towels & pet toys
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the creepiest thing ever. The way the Silvahead quivers is offputting
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we need a non-Silva'd gif of PuppyPower
I also want one that is just Ichiro leaping on Lopez.
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm open to suggestions
I made a variant with Silva having a gremlin body.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 4, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's the button that let's me rec something ten times
I just got a weird look from my secretary because of how hard I started laughing
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just flashed on PeeWee Herman running in and out of the burning pet store.
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny that you say "flashed" and "PeeWee Herman" in the same sentence
(And I also thought of the same)
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh good lord I love this movie so so much
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You made that picture a thousand times better by using the subject line like that
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to find a gif of him running out of the store with the snakes
so I searched pee wee herman pet store and the search was blocked as “adult content.” At first I was like “oh, shit,” but it turns out they just don’t like the word pee.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear lord laughing so hard
just barely able to keep it down enough that people don’t find out what a terrible person I am.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're lucky no anipals were hurt buddy.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anipals are just dinners that can deliver themselves if you train them right.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my biggest life goals is to travel to space
I’m pretty sure I don’t need to explain why and I probably couldn’t anyway, aside from the obvious. I just want to experience the sight of something that cannot properly be put into words
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat right, exercise and play the lottery.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only it were that easy
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But acid may be my only hope to achieve the sensation of space travel
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playing the lottery is super easy
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't even need to be literate!
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would imagine literacy is inversely proportional to propensity to play the lottery
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once made a very drunken argument that not playing the lottery was insanely dumb from a risk/reward standpoint.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to further prove my point, I doubt you were very literate at that moment.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It actually made some sense when recounted to me the next day.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes reasonable sense to me
but in order for it to keep making sense I have to ignore the odds and just think about it from a purely “what else was I going to do with this one dollar bill” standpoint.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. As long as you completely ignore the probabilities, it makes perfect sense.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The key is the value of the dollar to you.
If you need that dollar, don’t waste it on the lottery. If that dollar isn’t necessary for your life, the minimal chance of winning the lottery is worth the risk of losing that dollar.
by Jed MC on May 5, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like with any gambling, you also have to factor in the entertainment value of playing.
I know for myself and most people I know, although the marginal value of a dollar is pretty low, we don’t play because the chances of winning and the entertainment we get out of playing are so low that the benefit we will get out of that dollar doing something else is still greater.
by ningwers on May 5, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a guaranteed good investment strategy
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but I'd barely have enough to pay the Russians to let me hitch a ride
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait until the Chinese Space Catapult is operational.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds mildly dangerous
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's actually safer than Rocket-propelled entry.
It’s the re-entry that gets a little tricky.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minus the whole immolation-as-you-exit-the-atmosphere thing
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sign me up!
Although since I’ll be in the vacuum of space I won’t be able to hear the sound of the bubble wrap popping as I pinch it :(
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you pop bubble wrap in the vacuum of space
you will probably go back in time, or rip a hole in some continuum and let some hideous aliens into this side of the galaxy.
/not a scientician`
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then I'll be sure to wear my HEV suit and bring a red crowbar
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should take care of it
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man traveling to space is complicated
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't you be busy dismantling the Large Hadron Collider right now?
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what the red crowbar is for, duh
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The G Man would find a way to stop me
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were smart
if you win the lottery once, you can win it again. Thus, win it once, then invest all your winnings into winning it 650,000 more times! Then they’ll have to let you fly!
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could I lose!
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, I want to be this guy

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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anybody rediscovered a video game they were originally very frustrated with, only to find that it is one of the best games they've ever played?
I started Mass Effect about a year ago and became so infuriated with the game that I returned it to GameFly without a second thought. At some point I decided that I needed to give it another shot, and this time I’m actually playing it correctly (the first time through I was playing it like a shooter, but this time I’m actually making use of my tech and biotics), and holy shit, the game is amazing.
In the span of one week it has entered my top-5 games EVER. I can’t wait for the sequel.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was definitely an incredible game
I’ll be giving it another run through at some point over the summer. Aside from some wacky texture loading issues, I had no complaints with the game. Although, ever since I played it, I am terrified to ride an elevator in real life because I don’t have nearly enough time in my day to wait
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like Mass Effect but wish it were more sandboxy
Having random city planets that aren’t main story related would be neat.
by Graham on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping the sequels will make this possible.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't surprise me if they did
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bit more of a sandbox element would have been a nice touch.
That said, you can definitely go too sandboxy. I’d rather the game have a more linear story than get completely lost (See: Farcry 2).
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wanted to have some non-hostile interactions outside the citadel that weren't related to the main plot
Generally, everyone I met on a planet was wanting to blow me up, and that gets tiresome.
by Graham on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mass Effect is one of those rare games that compels me to preserve the game disc for time and all eternity.
It’s right up there with Full Throttle, The Longest Journey, and Fallout.
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have my original discs for
Full Throttle, The Secret of Monkey Island (playing through it again-started last night!), The Secret of Monkey Island 2: Lechuck’s Revenge, and Grim Fandango. I’ve had to use SCUMM VM to play all the older adventure games, so I also have backup copies of these and many others on my Hard Drive
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I have Carmageddon lying around somewhere at my parent's house in Spokane.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's a game I haven't thought about in a long time.
For some reason, that reminds me of another game I loved during that era.
Road Rash.
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played Road Rash so much on my Sega Saturn that the disc wore out and stopped working
I love how the title screen for the game always played either Outshine or Rusty Cage in the background
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is any of the Fallout DLC worth the points?
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pitt is pretty good, Operation Anchorage sucked.
The one releasing tomorrow is one everyone who owns Fallout 3 needs to get.
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anchorage was pretty good
Haven’t touched The Pit yet. Broken Steel comes out tomorrow, which extends the game past the original ending, and raises the level cap.
I’m foaming at the mouth for Broken Steel
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just finishing the Pitt
and I can’t say I really liked it.
Art direction: they try to get a little Portal-like on you (the last part of Portal where you’re in the rusty innards of the testing facility.)
Game play wise: the additional weapons are nothing special… the silenced sniper automatic rifle is a stupid idea that has terrible accuracy. The auto axe is lame in a game where guns kick ass. Close quarters combat is for combat shotguns and flamers… NOT melee weapons.
The maps get tricky… with a lot of vertical ramps and 4 or 5 levels of upward sprawl.
Plot wise: it’s a basic… do good or do evil, with the requisite twist where maybe good is actually evil and vice-a-versa. When the twist came, I just decided to stick to my original plan and shoot any upset mothers that got in my way. Which is to say that I broke with how I would typically role play my character because I thought the plot was too obvious and manipulative.
Also, I was never able to find my old stuff. I think it’s in The Mill somewhere… but damned if I could find it. But after a while, I didn’t care. Even on hard difficulty I had managed to find enough replacement gear.
Lastly, a minor spoiler: you will eventually find a workbench. I didn’t for a LONG time and figured they planned it that way. You also find a couple bottles of Quantum if you’re a grenade throwing sort.
by johnbai on May 4, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found out they're making LEGO Harry Potter.
Considering:
a) I don’t know how to play any other video games
b) I’ve completed all the other LEGO ones to 98% or so
c) I frigging love Harry Potter
I’m STOKED.
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting for the inevitable announcement of LEGO Lord of the Rings
Because it would be super awesome. I’m about to get LEGO Star Wars, as I only have a bit of Indy left to finish
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing to do with games
but I miss Batgirl’s Lego reinactments of Twins games.
heck, I just miss Batgirl.
by msb on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her recap of the Pierzynski-Barrett fight was the best.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My all-time favorite
is still Oh Five! the musical that introduced the 2005 season…. wait out the Batgirl intro.
by msb on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting Lego Star Wars as soon as I get back from the honeymoon.
Indy was awesome, I’m hoping this one lives up to my expectations.
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by Thingray on May 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is an awesome game, but I can see how you got frustrated with it
There are some MAJOR difficulty issues with some parts of it, even on easy.
by OlSalty on May 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I don't know if this video has been posted here
and I know it’s really old in internet terms, but I swear to god I’ve never loved any internet video as much as this one. I play it at least once a day, and the song is constantly stuck in my head. I present to you:
There is also a #1 and a #3, but this one is the best.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad link.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah sorry about that
I can’t open youtube here at work so I didn’t bother checking it.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok that was weird
Link again: Auto-tune the News #2
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does John Travolta continue to get leading roles?
I was all excited for Pelham 1-2-3 too.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see no viable reason to remake this film
John Travolta is annoying.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Phenomenon!
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and was the last decent thing he did
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the one and only good thing he has ever done.
by Jed MC on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember enjoying Welcome Back Kotter when I was a kid
but then I was only about 7 so I found many things funny that I look back on now and realize were dumb, so it probably kinda sucked like most 70’s sitcoms.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're forgetting his album
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was my least favorite part of that movie
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ving Rhames' left ass cheek is a better actor than Travolta
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So... anyone want to go to Johannesburg in late June 2010
for the World Cup?
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do, but I have to go to Australia that June.
Lame.
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have to?
Like the British used to “have to”, or like on a vacation?
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best friend lives there, she got married last year and is having another ceremony for "abroad" friends
June 2010. Gives everyone time to save. So yes, I have to, but of course I’m happy to go. If anyone has any Sydney tips for me, I’d love them.
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sydney is awesome is my favorite tip
But I haven’t been there in 8 years so most of my knowledge is probably pretty dated.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pdb was on Oceanic Flight 815.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Several times.
I’m still not 100% sure what year it is as I sit here, but I’m guessing it’s about 1947.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you've had some of that tasty tasty Dharma beer.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and fish biscuits!
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurley is awesome.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I most definitely do
but the flights that I’ve found are a bit (okay, a lot) more than I want to spend. If I’d never been to a WC before I would probably be more inclined to spend $1500+ on a flight.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want to go to S. Africa anyways
so the WC would just be a bonus. Only $150 for a QF ticket.
I need an impulsive friend to talk me into going with him/her :(
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At some point I really want to go to SA myself
but it’s a bit lower on my wife’s priority list so we won’t get there for a while I don’t think. Asia first.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much of Ms. Jeff's family is South African and she has been advised not to travel there for a while
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that's the good part of Africa.
I’ve always found it odd that the better parts of Africa are the two extreme directional ends.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anywhere really safe in Africa that doesn't border the Mediterranean?
I guess Kenya/Ethiopia area and maybe Nigeria in the Lagos area but everywhere else seems terrifying/depressing.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Visit the Seychelles
Safe and beautiful place to go.
by tdot mariner fan on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's all sorts of places that are "safe" in Africa.
The correlation between poverty and danger to Western travelers isn’t all that strong. If you want to feel safe, go to Rwanda because that country is Africa’s great development story of this generation and it’s extremely safe and has low crime rates (being ruled by a president who conquered all of central Africa and rules with a kindly iron fist).
And Lagos is certainly terrifying – read George Packer’s article in the New Yorker about it if you’re interested.
Ghana is reasonably safe and they speak English there – and they play baseball!
But there’s plenty of great places to visit in Africa – just do your homework and you’ll be fine.
Not sure if this is too political, by the way. Apologies if it is.
by Decatur on May 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, this is great.
The dangers in Africa are usually horribly exaggerated. There are obviously places that are dangerous and should be avoided at all times (the Congo), but the whole of Sub-Saharan Africa is not the Thunderdome.
by ningwers on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think Western perceptions cloud it quite a bit.
Hollywood doesn’t exactly help. I don’t think Africa would be on the top of my list for places to visit regardless.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only topics here that have no possibility of going offtopic are beer threads.
Also my goal: To visit every European country before I die.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Text me when you are going Kaliningrad.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a country, technically, but a Russian enclave.
With nothing to visit except Kant’s grave, I’ve heard. Just stick with Moscow or St. Petersberg and Kalinigrad will light up on your Facebook map anyway.
by Decatur on May 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to enter every county in the United States at least once
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a lot of counties
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is every Georgia county like 5 square miles or what?
3142 counties will be an impressive feat.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Corco, I'm planning a road trip along one of these routes this June.
Milwaukee to St. Louis to KC to Denver to Seattle – and the stars aligned and I can see a baseball game in each city. Any advice/warnings/cool places to visit for the St. Louis to Denver leg of the journey?
by Decatur on May 4, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I-70 across Missouri and Kansas is roughly the worst drive in the country
I-70 across Missouri goes across the ugly part and has tons of truck traffic, I-70 across Kansas is really boring
Have fun. Your best bet is to make the drive as quickly as possible and enjoy St Louis and Denver
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would be better if the southern states didn't have 150 counties each.
but otherwise it would be cool
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the middle of nowhere so that shouldn't be a problem
I’m more worried about Hawaii- if I really go through with my life goal of never getting on an airplane again then that could present a challenge
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boats are surprisingly inexpensive.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll go the Kon-tiki Route
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is every Hawaiian island its own county?
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kauai and Ni'ihau are clustered together and Maui, Lanai, Molokai, and Kahoolawe are clustered together, but otherwise yes
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Ni'ihau is lumped in with Kauai or you would never be able to complete your goal.
Only natives are allowed on that island.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I made it the last county I visited I could sneak on, run ashore, and get arrested, but I'd have completed the goal
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alaska will be far more difficult because many villages and parishes are only accessible by plane.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Counties there are boroughs
All of which are car-accessible
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*most of which are car-accessible
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by I'm NOT Corco on May 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the Yukon River Delta?
Or the Northernmost territories? No.
by acblue on May 5, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one of those comments
that is so awesome to me that I just burst out laughing when I hear it. I think it’s genius, and hope that you get it done because that would be awesome.
by Zwakamatsu on May 4, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
London is trying to host a Superbowl.
(Link). As much as sports like baseball are loved around the world, football is an American sport. It would be insane to host the UEFA final in LA. I’m all for trying to drum up some national interest in sports, especially when that takes the form of the WBC. Taking the biggest single sporting event in the country out of the country is a slap in the face to NFL fans.
While I realize that most of the outrage should be mitigated by the fact that no one can afford to attend the Superbowl anyway, moving it would severely take away from the ability of diehard fans to show up and support their team. This is stupid.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well...London would sure be neutral ground.
That’s all I’ve got.
by BrianL on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps one side wouldn't have 80% of the fans in such a scenario.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd just have a bunch of confused idiots showing up in Man U colors for the "football championship"
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have no idea how funny that actually is
considering that the main knock on Man Utd these days is that 95% of their supporters live in London and have never set foot in Manchester.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I'm not a major follower of futbol, I'm not futbol clueless so that wasn't just pure serendipity.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go ahead and call it soccer
because the English actually coined the word, even if they only use it pejoratively these days to describe Americans and their curious relationship with the sport.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's another issue. To me, it's futbol.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
how come? (not snarking, just curious)
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first real introduction to the sport outside of the US (I played soccer as a kid)
was during a trip to Spain. I quickly realized that soccer was a much more serious thing there after watching matches in bars with locals (yes, I was 11), and as such took to calling it the way the Spaniards did. It’s more imprinting than anything else.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
makes sense.
And on a somewhat related note I would love to live in Spain someday.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm torn between the South of Spain (probably Granada, although Sevilla is lovely as well)
and somewhere in Tuscany, probably Montalcino.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like anywhere on the Mediterranean would be fantastic.
Well, except maybe the eastern Mediterranean. Or Albania.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turkey!
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Istanbul would be a very interesting destination.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was Constantinople
But now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it was Byzantium before that.
Silly Romans.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel I may have missed a reference.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They Might Be Giants
and I’m glad you missed it for they are annoying.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They Might Be Giants actually covered the original.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're still annoying
but who did the original?
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Four Lads, not to be confused with The Four Guys
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only ever knew the TMBG version
Though I learned it from an episode of Tiny Toons
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have them on my iPod
It’s horribly annoying when I’m drifting off to sleep with it on shuffle, and then shitty nerd rock with fake computerized brass blares in my ears.
by Taylor H on May 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing good about shitty nerd rock any time of the day
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there is something we disagree on.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just TMBG or shitty nerd rock in general?
I should say at this point that other than Weezer, who also annoy me, I can’t think of any shitty nerd rock bands.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy TMBG but do not love them.
However my first real band did a whole set of songs about math, chemistry and physics and it was a blast to play.
I am going to tie you to a chair and make you listen to it some day.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But did you play them as a rock band
or as a twee pop band? It’s more the twee pop part that I can’t stand rather than the lyrics – I like Bloodhag just fine, for example.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Bloodhag,
they are enjoyable if not for many of their fans.
I’m not sure if we were twee, but we dressed up as nerds and definitely had stage personas. I have always enjoyed taking an alternate personality to the stage. Makes it more fun for me.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could be interesting
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am late all over the motherfucker today.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point you might as well say you're doing it on purpose
3 times now? 4? I thought you were already here for most of this anyway
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, been away for hours.
Doing that catch-up-but-not-quite-enough thing I guess.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
downthread there's a Joss Whedon discussion
and a debate over vocalists whose voices annoy various people. Just a heads-up.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without having seen the vocalist discussion
I will assume someone bitches about Leonard Cohen.
by acblue on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they would be wrong.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not yet but there is an Yma Sumac reference
and Aaron Neville.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's annoying to completely read every subthead before commenting if you are behind,
given that commenting works best as a stream of conscience thing.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works then
Done it plenty myself. Guess there’s some benefit to reading through some replies before chipping in an opinion, since I’ll constantly repeat something
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like that time I thought Everclear was an accapella vocal group when someone showed me the first 43 seconds of So Much for the Afterglow
by Taylor H on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked Everclear for about 5 minutes once
and then I kept listening and ecccccccch
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will buy you a big house way up in the West Hills...
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is certainly nobody's business
but the Turks.
by waldo rojas on May 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will never happen
there will probably be more regular season games played overseas, but the league’s showpiece will never be played outside the US for much the same reason that it will never be on pay TV.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's one move that will not be happening purely for PR reasons.
I bet it would have little actual impact on the game or the fans actually in attendance. Though I wonder about time slot.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sounds like something David Stern would do with the NBA Finals.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the NFL I want some MLB over here.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there were proper facilities they'd probably be there in a heartbeat
but there aren’t that many grounds that have the space to convert to a baseball setup, I don’t think – cricket grounds might work, but still.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was going to suggest cricket grounds. Good luck fielding grounders around the stumps, though.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see Manny Ramirez at Lord's
just for the comedy value.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was talk of the Red Sox trying to con Gilchrist into coming over.
I’d have loved to see that. There was some video of Manny playing a little bit of cricket earlier this year (did I find that here?), and that was pretty neat.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like this?

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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I meant trying to field baseballs actually
but trying to watch him play cricket would have been awesome too.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm convinced that Cricket is like Calvinball.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I do love that they play different match lengths, so strategy changes radically.
It would be like the Mariners playing 5 inning games, 1 inning games, and 30 inning games.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was mainly thinking of the insane lengths of games.
And that I know very few people who actually know the rules.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very few people here give a shit about Cricket
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And fewer still have probably ever shat a cricket
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are chitinous, right? You wouldn't digest that.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crickets are edible.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on May 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said they weren't, but you don't have the necessary enzymes to break up Beta 1,4 linkages.
So take that, sucka.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying if I eat a cricket, it will come out the other end like corn is supposed to?
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by Thingray on May 4, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It actually has very explicit rules
not that I know what they are to any great degree, but it’s very unlike Calvinball.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahaha
How did I miss this? This was on live TV.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally figured out why M/G/J are opposed to making a big deal of steroid use
As graduates from difficult college programs, they’ve probably all been abusing neurological-enhancing drugs:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/04/27/090427fa_fact_talbot?printable=true
:)
by johnbai on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you saw people pull completely focused all-nighters on that stuff.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
It was all eating raw coffee beans for us.
by Graham on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides, all nighters are stupid. Get your paper done weeks early and maybe it won't suck.
by Graham on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding ding ding.
I loved going to a movie before big tests or before big projects were due. Everyone else is cramming and I am off relaxing.
by Sec 108 on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The week I had a large bag of chocolate covered coffee beans was fun for me and a bummer for my friends
by Robert on May 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Key Quote on neuro-enhancing drugs
I suggested that adults, too, might feel coerced into using the drugs. "Yeah, in a competitive field—if suddenly a quarter of the people are more equipped, but you don’t want to take the risks with your body—it could begin to seem terribly unfair," he said. "I don’t think we need to be turning up the crank another notch on how hard we work. But the fact is, the baseline competitive level is going to reorient around what these drugs make possible, and you can choose to compete or not."
The steroid dilemma has gone from baseball to your workplace. Are you ready to make a decision on which competitive risks you are willing to take?
by johnbai on May 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just started taking my allergy meds this morning and they contain steroids
I’m fully expecting to be a major league baseball player or elite-level cyclist by the end of the week.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once put steroids directly into my eyes
but my vision still sucks :(
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Gary Sheffield teach you ANYTHING?
Steroids are not something you put into your eyes.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should start taking EPO for your allergies.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever gives me an edge, man
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Singer whose voice grates on you?
Besides the obvious ones (Axl Rose, Billy Corgan) I’d have to go with Scott McCaughey. Something about his voice just makes me not want to listen to his music a large percentage of the time.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh I need to come to your house and set you on fire now
Scott McCaughey is pretty much my Seattle rock hero.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now he lives in Portland which is awesome
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah yeah, I know
He’s a good songwriter, I just don’t like the tone of his voice on certain songs.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh but to answer your question
Morrissey.
Billy Corgan.
Whatshisname from the goddamn Decemberists
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm gonna be ripped for this, but
Stevie Wonder
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It grates on me.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eddie Vedder
sounds like a pregnant water buffalo
by johnbai on May 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'M ON A BOAT!
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight on SCTV, Jackie Stewart's Wide World of High Voices.
Jackie’s guests will be the Bee Gees, HRH Queen Elizabeth, and Neil Young.
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes a thousand times yes
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eddie Vedder
I understand that he is a good singer and Pearl Jam is a good band, but I don’t like his voice or that band.
by Jed MC on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes, I forgot Chester Bennington
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mick Jagger
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh OOOOOOH
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, I wasn't familiar with this song until I just looked it up on Youtube.
shudder
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I posted this somewhere else, but
Jeff Weaver is back, bitches!
http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=213711
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also do not like the new player pages.
If the player doesn’t have an action photo I feel like I am being visually assaulted. Example
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well
on the plus side I like how they’ve really integrated high quality video into everything really well.
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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of miss him...
Sure he was terrible, but he was likable. Unlike Silva and Wash he never blamed others for his own ineptitude and threw one or two gems.
by SethGrandpa on May 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make sweaty man-love to that guy.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there some sort of context to this?
Did he do something new?
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was in the last episode of Dollhouse
and was awesome in it.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really grown on me
It’s nowhere near as good as Firefly was, and can’t hold a candle to Buffy, but if you can stick with Dollhouse past the first four or five episodes it’s pretty solid.
The main problem I have with it is the almost complete lack of Whedon-esque humor in most of the episodes; once I learned not to expect that, the show got a lot better for me.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaand
Buffy didn’t really get good until the second season. If (and it’s a big if) there’s more to come from Dollhouse, I’m hopeful that it’ll get a lot better.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hope it gets that funny edge
that’s half the reason I like Whedon’s stuff so much – it’s very rapid-fire, with lots of throwaway lines that are funny about 10 seconds after you hear them once you catch up, and Dollhouse seems to take itself entirely too seriously.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much of that is FOX's fault.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot, from what I've read
Whedon turned in the pilot and Fox loved him but hated it, so they rewrote it with their writers, and then those writers did the next 5 eps as well. Whedon didn’t start writing it again until episode six, and the tone immediately shifted a bit. Hopefully they’ll leave him alone next year.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that also answers a question from up above
Ira Glass’ voice drives me INSANE.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's never not awesome.
Check out the Firefly Gag Reel. 3:13-4:07. Genius.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's become almost terrifyingly buff recently
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except much less carrot-toppy and thus not annoying
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not all that recently--
he was pretty manly when playing Lancelot in Spamalot
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and .... EW had the same thought:
“Speaking of which, you look like you put on some muscle for the part.
TUDYK: Yes, because they cast a damn body double that looks like the Hulk! Joss showed me the first episode where you see Alpha from behind and I was like, “Oh my God. I’ve got a lot of work to do.” But I have a Ned Flanders kind of body. When I’m wearing baggy clothes you wouldn’t expect that I have any muscle. Just like in tonight’s episode. I don’t look too wildly in shape at first. It’s when I put on the tight shirt that you see it."
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That role almost made up for being poked with a sharp stick.
Almost.
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife said pretty much the same thing
She liked Serenity OK until that happened and now that incident colors her love of the movie.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I admit it, I have trouble watching that movie because of that scene.
I love it to death, but Wash going the way he did is almost too much for me.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife almost walked out of the theater she hated that scene so much
and up till that point she loved the movie.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.
So the actor who plays Desmond on Lost is being sued for sexual harassment. Fuck, that means Desmond is going to get killed off.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anybody else's 'Z' not working to scroll and mark new comments as read?
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaand now it's working.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't.
But I reopened it and it now is.
by Mariner John on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what causes it?
Damn that’s annoying
by OlSalty on May 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a question for the mods as well as my fellow Google Reader users
Lately, LL posts have been taking an obscene amount of time to show up in my reader, where they used to pop in pretty quickly. In GReader, hovering the cursor over the time/date on a feed item will tell you the published date (from the website) and the posted date (when it hit the reader). I’m seeing gaps of up to 4 hours on many posts and am curious if this is happening to anybody else.
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My LL has been about normal, but Field Gulls has been off by hours.
My morning posts are showing up at like 3pm in my reader.
by abender20 on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See I'm getting your (and all other) Field Gulls stuff very promptly
Your post this morning hit barely half an hour after the publish time. Here, though, I have no such luck anymore. For example, the Series Preview post Matthew made still has not gotten to me, even though I’ve refreshed many times
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't use Google Reader for LL so I can't speak to that one specifically
but Reader usually lags by anywhere from 1-10 minutes for me depending on the site.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have LL there because I can't always be at a computer but still read my feeds through my cell phone
Plus while I’m at work I can’t always freely browse the site to find new content, so having the RSS show up lets me click straight through and stay caught up. It’s obviously not the end of the world, but definitely a curiosity. Yesterday’s “Gamethread part 2” went up at 3, and hit my reader at 8:41
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am noticing it happen all over SBN sites.
by Matthew on May 4, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's where my confusion comes in
I’ve got LL, LL FanPosts, and LL FanShots queued up, as well as the same for Field Gulls. All others seem to attach fine, but the majority of front page items here take forever to show up. And to further the confusion, your post about Beltre this morning went up here at 8 and hit my reader at 8:04, so WTF
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody know anything about a band called Red Red Meat?
A song of theirs was featured in KEXP’s latest podcast. It sounded awesome, and wondered how the rest of their stuff is.
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by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They sound familiar and I think I have some of their stuff
but I’ll have to check when I get home and refresh my memory as to whether I like them or not.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunno about them
But I do know that you put Red Red Meat over some Hot Hot Heat and then you can Yum Yum Eat
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah yeah yeah!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You, sir, are the master.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
They were on Sub Pop in the 90s…. I had a few of their records but can’t remember much about them. Pretty bluesy, if I remember correctly. If they are still around I’m surprised, as I thought they’d sort of gone on to become Califone. Maybe they’ve reunited or something. See how full of zero information I am?
by royalcurve on May 4, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From what I understand they've taken frequent informal hiatuses.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just had a 92 yr old man come into my store and tell me that the Seahawks were total bullshit and nothing but a bunch of constant losers
To avoid LLLJ have any of you ever had your sporting favorites mocked by somebody that was clearly crazy and it helped you reach a new rock bottom of fanhood?
by Robert on May 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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