OTFPOT(SAOT) Starting 2009-05-04
I have no purpose in posting this OFFTOP. I have no particular subjects I want to discuss (except beer!), no particular links to share or images to chortle over. I just need a dose of LL off-topicness, especially given that the last two are both well over 1,000 comments and no one seems to be posting in them.
So please, come, enjoy, talk about stuff related to the Mariners or not (we should rename Scrappy's to the Rally Puppy!) and don't think about how little effort I put into this FanPost.
I can't believe I strung that out for more than 75 words.
EDIT: One of my life goals is to be able to view the rec leaderboard on my own. What are your random life goals?
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Some of us don't have to report that they're leaving early to their bosses and as such can just work a short day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The NHL playoffs really irritated me on Saturday.
I wanted to go somewhere to see the Pacquiao-Hatton fight.
But with the Canucks still in the playoffs, literally every place in the city with a television was showing hockey (and admittedly, they were all packed with crazed hockey fans). But I wanted to see the Pacquiao fight.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I'm sure one of the bars could have spared a TV for 8 minutes to allow you to watch the fight
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Lousy attempt at sarcasm
If he had tried to change the channel somebody would have re-enacted the final 3 seconds of the fight on him
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
There were plenty of places to see it down here.
I wasn’t terribly interested given that it was a colossal mismatch, but hey.
Ricky Hatton seems like a great guy, and I’d buy him a beer if I ever find myself in his parent’s pub. But he’s so clearly not at the Pacquiao/FMJ level.
Beer talk!
I had another Anderson Valley that I was disappointed in, the High Rollers Wheat.
On a positive note, Midnight Sun is finally widely available in WA!
Also, RateBeer completely re-did their profile sections.
I’m liking a lot of what I see, but so far haven’t been able to find the state and country maps yet, which I loved.
Okay, if you go to place ratings, it takes you to the old profile version which you can then see the maps
but I don’t think that’s intended to stick around, so they better bring those maps to the new format. Otherwise, how will I ever complete my life goal of drinking at least one beer from every country?
You're welcome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Find a loose girl or a hospital
one or the other
let me know how that works out for you
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So I had Souther Tier Jah-Va Stout last night.
The second half of the bomber was a chore to get through. It was really good, but man was it sweet and viscous. Moreso than Choklat even.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bomber of oak aged unearthly in the cellar now.
Southern Tier is good stuff.
East Coast breweries seem to be moving this way more and more, which is awesome.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Need more midwest
Though I finally found a beer store out there that’ll ship so Bells, Founders, Three Floyds et al are coming my way soon
I think you should have each game brought to us by beer
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I have plenty of beers to recommend,
I have limited time and patience. Also, I try to avoid featuring more than one beer per brewery and in general with the series previews am highlighting good breweries, not so much individual beers. That is, I try to limit myself to choices where I would feel comfortable having someone like you say to himself “Matthew recommended beer X by brewery Y. This store doesn’t have X, but it does have Z. I will give that a try instead.”
I am finding it increasingly difficult to maintain that status level.
The only solution is to have guest raters.
Or drink more.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nicely linked. The other issue would be tracking down all the beers Matthew comes across.
It would be one thing if the less-educated-but-eager all lived in Seattle, but we’re just going to have to start our own SoCal beer trial.
What percentage of your beer do you mail order in?
That seems like it would get pretty expensive.
Very very small. It can get expensive.
But a healthy percentage of my beer is drunk while traveling.
I was stunned the first time I had Yuengling in Florida.
I figured it was East Coast Coors, and it most certainly was not.
That's probably fair. I happened to order a pitcher of it at a bar because I'd never even heard of it ("What is Yoongling?")
and expected nothing.
The best part of Yuengling is that many generic chain restaurants are willing to carry it
in addition to their usual crappy fare and at the same price.
Living out here in DC, I like it
But you slowly realize that it’s pretty standard-rate. I used to love the stuff, and now it’s really kind of down to Sam Adams level for me: certainly not bad, but nothing you go out of your way to get
by Robert Lintott on May 5, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Also I could probably go my entire life without drinking another American Micro wheat beer and be pleased as punch.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My wall of beer is starting to become a distraction
it is on top of my desk, and when I put the bottles too close together, they clink against each other when I’m typing, which is kind of annoying. Suggestions?
No, I’m not taking my beer wall down.
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling this is the most likely and best solution
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
At some point you'll just have to stop being sentimental about old beer bottles.
Imagine the joy you’ll feel when you realize that you get to rebuild a new wall.
The only ones I've kept
are Elysian Loser Ale, a St. Bernardus bottle we use for a flower vase and a Speedway Stout bottle.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
For a period I was into saving at least one of each new beer bottle I tried (carried over from my father who passively did the same thing). When I reached about 50 in my tiny little dorm room I said screw it and just recycled them all. I do sometimes save bottle caps though figuring that’s the economically efficient way to accomplish the same goal.
That's definitely a better way to cherish the memories of your beer exploits.
I don’t really enjoy clutter, and the bottles become just that after a week of the novelty wearing off. I even recycled my first ever Speedway Stout (thanks sb!!!!) bottle.
For me to save a bottle it has to be impossible to find (Speedway) or limited edition and awesome (Loser)
or my girlfriend decides she thinks it’s too pretty to throw away (St Bernardus.)
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are all perfectly fine criteria.
I don’t figure anyone else will be wildly impressed by what I’ve been drinking and I know I’ve had, so to the recycling they go!
There are some bottle I wish I had kept because they were awesome.
Stone Sublimely Self Righteous springs to mind.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You can still find that easily to remedy your regret.
Also, an underrated annoyance with keeping large number of bottles; you have to make sure to clean them all.
Actually, it was much easier to just throw the bottle out.
Also, washing the bottle was easier.
Incidentally this is exactly how you make a fly trap
works like a dream.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so vain.
I probably think this song is about me.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Space talk!
BLOW YOUR MIND!
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I've seen that thousands of times
And I still find myself awe-struck when I come across it. I actually just watched the Youtube video of that last night. The Hubble Deep Field is more often than not being featured as my desktop wallpaper. Absolutely incredible
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, I have given almost 2.5x as many recs as I've received
I’m apparently much too easy in giving recs and people need to rec me more
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I'm a rec giving whore.
I also have little pet favourites that I rec more than I should, like Robert.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't spoil it, man
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My goal is to be able to view it on my own
I needed someone else’s help to be told of my own rec activity =(
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
(In Seinfeld Cockney accent)
Current listening enjoyments: Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, Parenthetical Girls
by Woodinville_12thMan on May 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were smart you'd steal Matthew's phone (while he was logged in)
change the password, mass ban all the mods accounts and go to town.
by JI on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was told a rough figure for you, I don't know the exact number
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It may have been exaggerated, but hey, here's a pity rec!
by seattlebruin on May 4, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for pity rec'ing
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been struggling ever since your white hot start
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the problems is when gifs first appeared recs weren't given as freely
someone needs to devise REC+
by JI on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't .gif recs be worth less than witty comment recs?
and that would make your rec+ like 85 or so
At summercamp one year (three weeks long, so we had laundry done midway through), our cabin's laundry inexplicably came back with a baby uni.
The kind that is made to button under the crotch with pudgy baby legs sticking out the sides. We discovered that our undersized friend (this was 10th grade, and he was maybe 5’3") fit into it.
I think the rankings would go
Ms. Jeff recs
Unsolicited witty comment recs
Original .gif idea recs
Original Photoshop idea recs
Obvious witty comment recs
Horrible MS Paint recs
Obvious Photoshop recs
Robert being drunk recs
.gifs of plays recs
Volume is worth something too
and you have the most valuable of all recs
You're missing Graham recs and pdb recs
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And perhaps the most treasured of all rec phenomenons, the pdb/Corco double rec
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to rec that
because there is, sadly, no WTF button.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
pdb recs are worth slightly more than original photoshops
Graham recs are worth slightly less than pdb recs.
pdb/Corco double recs are worth ~Robert drunk recs
The answer to that question is the same as the answer to the question "have you ever consumed a beer that was purchased for you by Felix Hernandez?"
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What would the theme of this blog be?
SBN needs more football blogs. If I was a) a good writer b) have the time c) care about the team enough I’d like to have a Manchester City blog!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd create 9,984 alts and rec himself
Since nobody would be able to ban the alts
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
How can you know he hasn't done that already?
Maybe you and Robert are the only people on this site.
angels fan in seattle
that must get confusing at holiday dinners and family occasions
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god I knew it I'm the only real person
and you’re all aliens/robots and you’re acting out the world to study me as if the Earth was still real.
angels fan in seattle
If the definition of reality is Jim Carrey I want no part of reality
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert's standards for rec integrity are admirably high.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he's posted the "Will drop pants for recs" picture more than anybody here
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
He started it
But I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re the one who has posted it the most
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Why would I need to do it when the posters eat out of my hand so much that I can post this in mocking fashion and still get a rec out
by Robert on May 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Felix Slam again!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But he lives in Leeds so that luck balances out
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you lived in Leeds?
from your comments about your stag night. Could be completely wrong, if so apologies.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He went to Leeds for a stag do, which perhaps only makes sense if he lived there
but of course not everything about English Mariner makes sense, hence he’s Mancunian.
That does seem a strange trek
unless the groom’s from there or something. Leeds is very toiletesque. But I’ll run with the manc vibe.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to go to check out the pre-Colombian ruins in Belize/Yucatan
Calakmul, etc with the added bonus of Yucatecan cuisine.
Actually do-able: Monument Valley, Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, New England foliage tour.
Mildly likely if someone gave me airfare: Australia.
Not really as likely: Galapagos, Easter Island
I highly recommend both the foliage tour and Australia.
If you do the foliage tour, don’t let it fool you into thinking New England is a nice place.
I will be quite vexed if we draft Scheppers
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Stone's talking about him at #2
Which would be good golly retarded
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be bad
though I think no matter what happens we’ll be disappointed at 2, even if we get a really good player
If Washington's draft card says "Dustin Ackley,"
how long before the Mariners pick? Three seconds? Less?
If it's still done over a phone conference and I was the GM, it would sound like:
“Withthesecondpickinthe2009STEPHENSTRASSBURGSTRASBURGSTRASBURG MARINERS STRASBURG.”
10 minutes
Our whole draft room will have passed out in happy shock
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
He's an absolute homerun pick, right?
Has the potential to pan out to something spectacular, but could far more easily just blow up?
crap. hit the wrong button.
The Animal Shelter had a small fire this weekend, with tno injuries, but is asking for donations of blankets, towels & pet toys
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we need a non-Silva'd gif of PuppyPower
I also want one that is just Ichiro leaping on Lopez.
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm open to suggestions
I made a variant with Silva having a gremlin body.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 4, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's the button that let's me rec something ten times
I just got a weird look from my secretary because of how hard I started laughing
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I just flashed on PeeWee Herman running in and out of the burning pet store.
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny that you say "flashed" and "PeeWee Herman" in the same sentence
(And I also thought of the same)
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by msb on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh good lord I love this movie so so much
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You made that picture a thousand times better by using the subject line like that
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I wanted to find a gif of him running out of the store with the snakes
so I searched pee wee herman pet store and the search was blocked as “adult content.” At first I was like “oh, shit,” but it turns out they just don’t like the word pee.
angels fan in seattle
Oh dear lord laughing so hard
just barely able to keep it down enough that people don’t find out what a terrible person I am.
angels fan in seattle
You're lucky no anipals were hurt buddy.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my biggest life goals is to travel to space
I’m pretty sure I don’t need to explain why and I probably couldn’t anyway, aside from the obvious. I just want to experience the sight of something that cannot properly be put into words
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
But acid may be my only hope to achieve the sensation of space travel
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I once made a very drunken argument that not playing the lottery was insanely dumb from a risk/reward standpoint.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It actually made some sense when recounted to me the next day.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes reasonable sense to me
but in order for it to keep making sense I have to ignore the odds and just think about it from a purely “what else was I going to do with this one dollar bill” standpoint.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The key is the value of the dollar to you.
If you need that dollar, don’t waste it on the lottery. If that dollar isn’t necessary for your life, the minimal chance of winning the lottery is worth the risk of losing that dollar.
Like with any gambling, you also have to factor in the entertainment value of playing.
I know for myself and most people I know, although the marginal value of a dollar is pretty low, we don’t play because the chances of winning and the entertainment we get out of playing are so low that the benefit we will get out of that dollar doing something else is still greater.
And a guaranteed good investment strategy
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but I'd barely have enough to pay the Russians to let me hitch a ride
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Sign me up!
Although since I’ll be in the vacuum of space I won’t be able to hear the sound of the bubble wrap popping as I pinch it :(
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
If you pop bubble wrap in the vacuum of space
you will probably go back in time, or rip a hole in some continuum and let some hideous aliens into this side of the galaxy.
/not a scientician`
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I'll be sure to wear my HEV suit and bring a red crowbar
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
That should take care of it
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what the red crowbar is for, duh
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were smart
if you win the lottery once, you can win it again. Thus, win it once, then invest all your winnings into winning it 650,000 more times! Then they’ll have to let you fly!
Has anybody rediscovered a video game they were originally very frustrated with, only to find that it is one of the best games they've ever played?
I started Mass Effect about a year ago and became so infuriated with the game that I returned it to GameFly without a second thought. At some point I decided that I needed to give it another shot, and this time I’m actually playing it correctly (the first time through I was playing it like a shooter, but this time I’m actually making use of my tech and biotics), and holy shit, the game is amazing.
In the span of one week it has entered my top-5 games EVER. I can’t wait for the sequel.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
It was definitely an incredible game
I’ll be giving it another run through at some point over the summer. Aside from some wacky texture loading issues, I had no complaints with the game. Although, ever since I played it, I am terrified to ride an elevator in real life because I don’t have nearly enough time in my day to wait
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I really like Mass Effect but wish it were more sandboxy
Having random city planets that aren’t main story related would be neat.
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping the sequels will make this possible.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A bit more of a sandbox element would have been a nice touch.
That said, you can definitely go too sandboxy. I’d rather the game have a more linear story than get completely lost (See: Farcry 2).
I just wanted to have some non-hostile interactions outside the citadel that weren't related to the main plot
Generally, everyone I met on a planet was wanting to blow me up, and that gets tiresome.
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Mass Effect is one of those rare games that compels me to preserve the game disc for time and all eternity.
It’s right up there with Full Throttle, The Longest Journey, and Fallout.
I still have my original discs for
Full Throttle, The Secret of Monkey Island (playing through it again-started last night!), The Secret of Monkey Island 2: Lechuck’s Revenge, and Grim Fandango. I’ve had to use SCUMM VM to play all the older adventure games, so I also have backup copies of these and many others on my Hard Drive
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Now that's a game I haven't thought about in a long time.
For some reason, that reminds me of another game I loved during that era.
Road Rash.
I played Road Rash so much on my Sega Saturn that the disc wore out and stopped working
I love how the title screen for the game always played either Outshine or Rusty Cage in the background
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
The Pitt is pretty good, Operation Anchorage sucked.
The one releasing tomorrow is one everyone who owns Fallout 3 needs to get.
Anchorage was pretty good
Haven’t touched The Pit yet. Broken Steel comes out tomorrow, which extends the game past the original ending, and raises the level cap.
I’m foaming at the mouth for Broken Steel
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I'm just finishing the Pitt
and I can’t say I really liked it.
Art direction: they try to get a little Portal-like on you (the last part of Portal where you’re in the rusty innards of the testing facility.)
Game play wise: the additional weapons are nothing special… the silenced sniper automatic rifle is a stupid idea that has terrible accuracy. The auto axe is lame in a game where guns kick ass. Close quarters combat is for combat shotguns and flamers… NOT melee weapons.
The maps get tricky… with a lot of vertical ramps and 4 or 5 levels of upward sprawl.
Plot wise: it’s a basic… do good or do evil, with the requisite twist where maybe good is actually evil and vice-a-versa. When the twist came, I just decided to stick to my original plan and shoot any upset mothers that got in my way. Which is to say that I broke with how I would typically role play my character because I thought the plot was too obvious and manipulative.
Also, I was never able to find my old stuff. I think it’s in The Mill somewhere… but damned if I could find it. But after a while, I didn’t care. Even on hard difficulty I had managed to find enough replacement gear.
Lastly, a minor spoiler: you will eventually find a workbench. I didn’t for a LONG time and figured they planned it that way. You also find a couple bottles of Quantum if you’re a grenade throwing sort.
I just found out they're making LEGO Harry Potter.
Considering:
a) I don’t know how to play any other video games
b) I’ve completed all the other LEGO ones to 98% or so
c) I frigging love Harry Potter
I’m STOKED.
I'm waiting for the inevitable announcement of LEGO Lord of the Rings
Because it would be super awesome. I’m about to get LEGO Star Wars, as I only have a bit of Indy left to finish
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Nothing to do with games
but I miss Batgirl’s Lego reinactments of Twins games.
heck, I just miss Batgirl.
by msb on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Her recap of the Pierzynski-Barrett fight was the best.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My all-time favorite
is still Oh Five! the musical that introduced the 2005 season…. wait out the Batgirl intro.
by msb on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting Lego Star Wars as soon as I get back from the honeymoon.
Indy was awesome, I’m hoping this one lives up to my expectations.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It is an awesome game, but I can see how you got frustrated with it
There are some MAJOR difficulty issues with some parts of it, even on easy.
So I don't know if this video has been posted here
and I know it’s really old in internet terms, but I swear to god I’ve never loved any internet video as much as this one. I play it at least once a day, and the song is constantly stuck in my head. I present to you:
There is also a #1 and a #3, but this one is the best.
angels fan in seattle
Bad link.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah sorry about that
I can’t open youtube here at work so I didn’t bother checking it.
angels fan in seattle
I see no viable reason to remake this film
John Travolta is annoying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
But Phenomenon!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
and was the last decent thing he did
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember enjoying Welcome Back Kotter when I was a kid
but then I was only about 7 so I found many things funny that I look back on now and realize were dumb, so it probably kinda sucked like most 70’s sitcoms.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He was my least favorite part of that movie
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ving Rhames' left ass cheek is a better actor than Travolta
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Have to?
Like the British used to “have to”, or like on a vacation?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Best friend lives there, she got married last year and is having another ceremony for "abroad" friends
June 2010. Gives everyone time to save. So yes, I have to, but of course I’m happy to go. If anyone has any Sydney tips for me, I’d love them.
sydney is awesome is my favorite tip
But I haven’t been there in 8 years so most of my knowledge is probably pretty dated.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
pdb was on Oceanic Flight 815.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Several times.
I’m still not 100% sure what year it is as I sit here, but I’m guessing it’s about 1947.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you've had some of that tasty tasty Dharma beer.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and fish biscuits!
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hurley is awesome.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I most definitely do
but the flights that I’ve found are a bit (okay, a lot) more than I want to spend. If I’d never been to a WC before I would probably be more inclined to spend $1500+ on a flight.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to go to S. Africa anyways
so the WC would just be a bonus. Only $150 for a QF ticket.
I need an impulsive friend to talk me into going with him/her :(
At some point I really want to go to SA myself
but it’s a bit lower on my wife’s priority list so we won’t get there for a while I don’t think. Asia first.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Much of Ms. Jeff's family is South African and she has been advised not to travel there for a while
by Jeff Sullivan on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But that's the good part of Africa.
I’ve always found it odd that the better parts of Africa are the two extreme directional ends.
Is anywhere really safe in Africa that doesn't border the Mediterranean?
I guess Kenya/Ethiopia area and maybe Nigeria in the Lagos area but everywhere else seems terrifying/depressing.
Visit the Seychelles
Safe and beautiful place to go.
by tdot mariner fan on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There's all sorts of places that are "safe" in Africa.
The correlation between poverty and danger to Western travelers isn’t all that strong. If you want to feel safe, go to Rwanda because that country is Africa’s great development story of this generation and it’s extremely safe and has low crime rates (being ruled by a president who conquered all of central Africa and rules with a kindly iron fist).
And Lagos is certainly terrifying – read George Packer’s article in the New Yorker about it if you’re interested.
Ghana is reasonably safe and they speak English there – and they play baseball!
But there’s plenty of great places to visit in Africa – just do your homework and you’ll be fine.
Not sure if this is too political, by the way. Apologies if it is.
No, this is great.
The dangers in Africa are usually horribly exaggerated. There are obviously places that are dangerous and should be avoided at all times (the Congo), but the whole of Sub-Saharan Africa is not the Thunderdome.
Yeah I think Western perceptions cloud it quite a bit.
Hollywood doesn’t exactly help. I don’t think Africa would be on the top of my list for places to visit regardless.
The only topics here that have no possibility of going offtopic are beer threads.
Also my goal: To visit every European country before I die.
Text me when you are going Kaliningrad.
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by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a country, technically, but a Russian enclave.
With nothing to visit except Kant’s grave, I’ve heard. Just stick with Moscow or St. Petersberg and Kalinigrad will light up on your Facebook map anyway.
I want to enter every county in the United States at least once
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that's a lot of counties
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes it is
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So is every Georgia county like 5 square miles or what?
3142 counties will be an impressive feat.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Corco, I'm planning a road trip along one of these routes this June.
Milwaukee to St. Louis to KC to Denver to Seattle – and the stars aligned and I can see a baseball game in each city. Any advice/warnings/cool places to visit for the St. Louis to Denver leg of the journey?
I-70 across Missouri and Kansas is roughly the worst drive in the country
I-70 across Missouri goes across the ugly part and has tons of truck traffic, I-70 across Kansas is really boring
Have fun. Your best bet is to make the drive as quickly as possible and enjoy St Louis and Denver
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This would be better if the southern states didn't have 150 counties each.
but otherwise it would be cool
I like the middle of nowhere so that shouldn't be a problem
I’m more worried about Hawaii- if I really go through with my life goal of never getting on an airplane again then that could present a challenge
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I'll go the Kon-tiki Route
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Is every Hawaiian island its own county?
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Kauai and Ni'ihau are clustered together and Maui, Lanai, Molokai, and Kahoolawe are clustered together, but otherwise yes
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Good thing Ni'ihau is lumped in with Kauai or you would never be able to complete your goal.
Only natives are allowed on that island.
If I made it the last county I visited I could sneak on, run ashore, and get arrested, but I'd have completed the goal
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Alaska will be far more difficult because many villages and parishes are only accessible by plane.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Counties there are boroughs
All of which are car-accessible
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*most of which are car-accessible
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In the Yukon River Delta?
Or the Northernmost territories? No.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This is one of those comments
that is so awesome to me that I just burst out laughing when I hear it. I think it’s genius, and hope that you get it done because that would be awesome.
London is trying to host a Superbowl.
(Link). As much as sports like baseball are loved around the world, football is an American sport. It would be insane to host the UEFA final in LA. I’m all for trying to drum up some national interest in sports, especially when that takes the form of the WBC. Taking the biggest single sporting event in the country out of the country is a slap in the face to NFL fans.
While I realize that most of the outrage should be mitigated by the fact that no one can afford to attend the Superbowl anyway, moving it would severely take away from the ability of diehard fans to show up and support their team. This is stupid.
Well...London would sure be neutral ground.
That’s all I’ve got.
You have no idea how funny that actually is
considering that the main knock on Man Utd these days is that 95% of their supporters live in London and have never set foot in Manchester.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Go ahead and call it soccer
because the English actually coined the word, even if they only use it pejoratively these days to describe Americans and their curious relationship with the sport.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting
how come? (not snarking, just curious)
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My first real introduction to the sport outside of the US (I played soccer as a kid)
was during a trip to Spain. I quickly realized that soccer was a much more serious thing there after watching matches in bars with locals (yes, I was 11), and as such took to calling it the way the Spaniards did. It’s more imprinting than anything else.
makes sense.
And on a somewhat related note I would love to live in Spain someday.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm torn between the South of Spain (probably Granada, although Sevilla is lovely as well)
and somewhere in Tuscany, probably Montalcino.
It seems like anywhere on the Mediterranean would be fantastic.
Well, except maybe the eastern Mediterranean. Or Albania.
It was Constantinople
But now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
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They Might Be Giants
and I’m glad you missed it for they are annoying.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
they're still annoying
but who did the original?
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I only ever knew the TMBG version
Though I learned it from an episode of Tiny Toons
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I have them on my iPod
It’s horribly annoying when I’m drifting off to sleep with it on shuffle, and then shitty nerd rock with fake computerized brass blares in my ears.
by .Taylor on May 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nothing good about shitty nerd rock any time of the day
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just TMBG or shitty nerd rock in general?
I should say at this point that other than Weezer, who also annoy me, I can’t think of any shitty nerd rock bands.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy TMBG but do not love them.
However my first real band did a whole set of songs about math, chemistry and physics and it was a blast to play.
I am going to tie you to a chair and make you listen to it some day.
But did you play them as a rock band
or as a twee pop band? It’s more the twee pop part that I can’t stand rather than the lyrics – I like Bloodhag just fine, for example.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah Bloodhag,
they are enjoyable if not for many of their fans.
I’m not sure if we were twee, but we dressed up as nerds and definitely had stage personas. I have always enjoyed taking an alternate personality to the stage. Makes it more fun for me.
That could be interesting
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I am late all over the motherfucker today.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point you might as well say you're doing it on purpose
3 times now? 4? I thought you were already here for most of this anyway
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Nope, been away for hours.
Doing that catch-up-but-not-quite-enough thing I guess.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
downthread there's a Joss Whedon discussion
and a debate over vocalists whose voices annoy various people. Just a heads-up.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Without having seen the vocalist discussion
I will assume someone bitches about Leonard Cohen.
by Aaron Campeau on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And they would be wrong.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet but there is an Yma Sumac reference
and Aaron Neville.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's annoying to completely read every subthead before commenting if you are behind,
given that commenting works best as a stream of conscience thing.
That works then
Done it plenty myself. Guess there’s some benefit to reading through some replies before chipping in an opinion, since I’ll constantly repeat something
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This is like that time I thought Everclear was an accapella vocal group when someone showed me the first 43 seconds of So Much for the Afterglow
by .Taylor on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Everclear for about 5 minutes once
and then I kept listening and ecccccccch
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I will buy you a big house way up in the West Hills...
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It will never happen
there will probably be more regular season games played overseas, but the league’s showpiece will never be played outside the US for much the same reason that it will never be on pay TV.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's one move that will not be happening purely for PR reasons.
I bet it would have little actual impact on the game or the fans actually in attendance. Though I wonder about time slot.
Fuck the NFL I want some MLB over here.
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by EnglishMariner on May 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If there were proper facilities they'd probably be there in a heartbeat
but there aren’t that many grounds that have the space to convert to a baseball setup, I don’t think – cricket grounds might work, but still.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love to see Manny Ramirez at Lord's
just for the comedy value.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There was talk of the Red Sox trying to con Gilchrist into coming over.
I’d have loved to see that. There was some video of Manny playing a little bit of cricket earlier this year (did I find that here?), and that was pretty neat.
Something like this?

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by Eyebrows on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I meant trying to field baseballs actually
but trying to watch him play cricket would have been awesome too.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I do love that they play different match lengths, so strategy changes radically.
It would be like the Mariners playing 5 inning games, 1 inning games, and 30 inning games.
I was mainly thinking of the insane lengths of games.
And that I know very few people who actually know the rules.
And fewer still have probably ever shat a cricket
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Crickets are edible.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I never said they weren't, but you don't have the necessary enzymes to break up Beta 1,4 linkages.
So take that, sucka.
So you're saying if I eat a cricket, it will come out the other end like corn is supposed to?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It actually has very explicit rules
not that I know what they are to any great degree, but it’s very unlike Calvinball.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha
How did I miss this? This was on live TV.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
I finally figured out why M/G/J are opposed to making a big deal of steroid use
As graduates from difficult college programs, they’ve probably all been abusing neurological-enhancing drugs:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/04/27/090427fa_fact_talbot?printable=true
:)
Nope
It was all eating raw coffee beans for us.
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, all nighters are stupid. Get your paper done weeks early and maybe it won't suck.
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ding ding ding.
I loved going to a movie before big tests or before big projects were due. Everyone else is cramming and I am off relaxing.
Key Quote on neuro-enhancing drugs
I suggested that adults, too, might feel coerced into using the drugs. "Yeah, in a competitive field—if suddenly a quarter of the people are more equipped, but you don’t want to take the risks with your body—it could begin to seem terribly unfair," he said. "I don’t think we need to be turning up the crank another notch on how hard we work. But the fact is, the baseline competitive level is going to reorient around what these drugs make possible, and you can choose to compete or not."
The steroid dilemma has gone from baseball to your workplace. Are you ready to make a decision on which competitive risks you are willing to take?
I just started taking my allergy meds this morning and they contain steroids
I’m fully expecting to be a major league baseball player or elite-level cyclist by the end of the week.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I once put steroids directly into my eyes
but my vision still sucks :(
Didn't Gary Sheffield teach you ANYTHING?
Steroids are not something you put into your eyes.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever gives me an edge, man
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Singer whose voice grates on you?
Besides the obvious ones (Axl Rose, Billy Corgan) I’d have to go with Scott McCaughey. Something about his voice just makes me not want to listen to his music a large percentage of the time.
Oh I need to come to your house and set you on fire now
Scott McCaughey is pretty much my Seattle rock hero.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And now he lives in Portland which is awesome
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh but to answer your question
Morrissey.
Billy Corgan.
Whatshisname from the goddamn Decemberists
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I'm gonna be ripped for this, but
Stevie Wonder
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It grates on me.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddie Vedder
sounds like a pregnant water buffalo
by johnbai on May 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'M ON A BOAT!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight on SCTV, Jackie Stewart's Wide World of High Voices.
Jackie’s guests will be the Bee Gees, HRH Queen Elizabeth, and Neil Young.
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yes yes yes a thousand times yes
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddie Vedder
I understand that he is a good singer and Pearl Jam is a good band, but I don’t like his voice or that band.
Mick Jagger
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh OOOOOOH
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, I wasn't familiar with this song until I just looked it up on Youtube.
shudder
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I posted this somewhere else, but
Jeff Weaver is back, bitches!
http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=213711
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I also do not like the new player pages.
If the player doesn’t have an action photo I feel like I am being visually assaulted. Example
Yeah, well
on the plus side I like how they’ve really integrated high quality video into everything really well.
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I kind of miss him...
Sure he was terrible, but he was likable. Unlike Silva and Wash he never blamed others for his own ineptitude and threw one or two gems.
I would make sweaty man-love to that guy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there some sort of context to this?
Did he do something new?
He was in the last episode of Dollhouse
and was awesome in it.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really grown on me
It’s nowhere near as good as Firefly was, and can’t hold a candle to Buffy, but if you can stick with Dollhouse past the first four or five episodes it’s pretty solid.
The main problem I have with it is the almost complete lack of Whedon-esque humor in most of the episodes; once I learned not to expect that, the show got a lot better for me.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaaand
Buffy didn’t really get good until the second season. If (and it’s a big if) there’s more to come from Dollhouse, I’m hopeful that it’ll get a lot better.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I just hope it gets that funny edge
that’s half the reason I like Whedon’s stuff so much – it’s very rapid-fire, with lots of throwaway lines that are funny about 10 seconds after you hear them once you catch up, and Dollhouse seems to take itself entirely too seriously.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how much of that is FOX's fault.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot, from what I've read
Whedon turned in the pilot and Fox loved him but hated it, so they rewrote it with their writers, and then those writers did the next 5 eps as well. Whedon didn’t start writing it again until episode six, and the tone immediately shifted a bit. Hopefully they’ll leave him alone next year.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
that also answers a question from up above
Ira Glass’ voice drives me INSANE.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He's never not awesome.
Check out the Firefly Gag Reel. 3:13-4:07. Genius.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And he's become almost terrifyingly buff recently
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
except much less carrot-toppy and thus not annoying
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not all that recently--
he was pretty manly when playing Lancelot in Spamalot
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
and .... EW had the same thought:
“Speaking of which, you look like you put on some muscle for the part.
TUDYK: Yes, because they cast a damn body double that looks like the Hulk! Joss showed me the first episode where you see Alpha from behind and I was like, “Oh my God. I’ve got a lot of work to do.” But I have a Ned Flanders kind of body. When I’m wearing baggy clothes you wouldn’t expect that I have any muscle. Just like in tonight’s episode. I don’t look too wildly in shape at first. It’s when I put on the tight shirt that you see it."
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That role almost made up for being poked with a sharp stick.
Almost.
by msb on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife said pretty much the same thing
She liked Serenity OK until that happened and now that incident colors her love of the movie.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit it, I have trouble watching that movie because of that scene.
I love it to death, but Wash going the way he did is almost too much for me.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife almost walked out of the theater she hated that scene so much
and up till that point she loved the movie.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
So the actor who plays Desmond on Lost is being sued for sexual harassment. Fuck, that means Desmond is going to get killed off.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Is anybody else's 'Z' not working to scroll and mark new comments as read?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Aaaaand now it's working.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a question for the mods as well as my fellow Google Reader users
Lately, LL posts have been taking an obscene amount of time to show up in my reader, where they used to pop in pretty quickly. In GReader, hovering the cursor over the time/date on a feed item will tell you the published date (from the website) and the posted date (when it hit the reader). I’m seeing gaps of up to 4 hours on many posts and am curious if this is happening to anybody else.
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My LL has been about normal, but Field Gulls has been off by hours.
My morning posts are showing up at like 3pm in my reader.
See I'm getting your (and all other) Field Gulls stuff very promptly
Your post this morning hit barely half an hour after the publish time. Here, though, I have no such luck anymore. For example, the Series Preview post Matthew made still has not gotten to me, even though I’ve refreshed many times
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I don't use Google Reader for LL so I can't speak to that one specifically
but Reader usually lags by anywhere from 1-10 minutes for me depending on the site.
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by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have LL there because I can't always be at a computer but still read my feeds through my cell phone
Plus while I’m at work I can’t always freely browse the site to find new content, so having the RSS show up lets me click straight through and stay caught up. It’s obviously not the end of the world, but definitely a curiosity. Yesterday’s “Gamethread part 2” went up at 3, and hit my reader at 8:41
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And that's where my confusion comes in
I’ve got LL, LL FanPosts, and LL FanShots queued up, as well as the same for Field Gulls. All others seem to attach fine, but the majority of front page items here take forever to show up. And to further the confusion, your post about Beltre this morning went up here at 8 and hit my reader at 8:04, so WTF
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Anybody know anything about a band called Red Red Meat?
A song of theirs was featured in KEXP’s latest podcast. It sounded awesome, and wondered how the rest of their stuff is.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
They sound familiar and I think I have some of their stuff
but I’ll have to check when I get home and refresh my memory as to whether I like them or not.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno about them
But I do know that you put Red Red Meat over some Hot Hot Heat and then you can Yum Yum Eat
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by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah yeah yeah!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
,
!!!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You, sir, are the master.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
They were on Sub Pop in the 90s…. I had a few of their records but can’t remember much about them. Pretty bluesy, if I remember correctly. If they are still around I’m surprised, as I thought they’d sort of gone on to become Califone. Maybe they’ve reunited or something. See how full of zero information I am?
From what I understand they've taken frequent informal hiatuses.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had a 92 yr old man come into my store and tell me that the Seahawks were total bullshit and nothing but a bunch of constant losers
To avoid LLLJ have any of you ever had your sporting favorites mocked by somebody that was clearly crazy and it helped you reach a new rock bottom of fanhood?
Halos Heaven
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever been banned for half an hour for making a silly attempt to bait the mods?
by Graham MacAree on May 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My entire childhood I was mocked for being a Mariner fan.
They were not popular around here in the 80’s.
My dad mocks me for being a Seahawks fan.
He’s been a Cowboys fan since he was a youngin’.
I fucking hate the Cowboys.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/4/864593/otfpot-saot-starting-2009-05-04#15238963
angels fan in seattle
That sums me up pretty well.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 4, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if AccuScore actually works
they’re always about 60% sure on one side of the line, whether it be O/U or run spread. Seems like if you had access to a simulation tool that was right 60% of the time, you could make a loooooot of money gambling on baseball.
Need suggestions for variants of the Rally Puppy!
Already have Silva and Silva with a gremlin body.
What else?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
Ha, Jeff rec the rash picture.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Aha. Good catch Scruffy.
Didn’t that entire subthread get hidden? If so, what a shame. Hide the picture if you must, but not the reactions.
This is a good one.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Monkey
though we can only use it for 1/9 of the games
Might as well just use Rex Hudler's head
if you’re going for the right note of odd.
angels fan in seattle
He appears to have two go to moves.
1. Run the goalie.
2. Stand at the edge of the crease and slap at everything (there’s nothing wrong with it but lacks style).
I TOO CANNOT MODULATE MY VOLUME, TONE OR CADENCE.
PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING MY SUPPORT GROUP ON TUESDAY NIGHTS. IT IS A VERY FUN GROUP AND WE LIKE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
Griffey ill, not starting
(per Baker)
SEATTLE
Ichiro rf
Chavez LF
Sweeney DH
Branyan 1B
Beltre 3B
Lopez 2B
Johjima C
Gutierrez CF
Betancourt SS
Hernandez P
I love that as I call for the freeing of Ronny Cedeno,
monkey gets a hit and run single and draws his first walk of the season in a high-leverage AB
And they have a Ruutu!
And a LaRose!
And Patrick Eaves.
Rooting for a northern small market team that moved is like rooting to find out that your grandpa is a cuckold
I'm not rooting for a boston team
I am rooting for a Boston team over teams from Carolina, Pittsburgh, Detroit and Anaheim.
We just have different priorities.
Anaheim<Pittsburgh<Boston<Detroit<Vancouver<Chicago<Carolina<Washington
Or more accurately
Anaheim Ducks<Crosby<Boston<Red Wings<Mats Fucking Sundin<Mach 9<Eaves<Ovi and Friends
Oh, now I understand
AO is one of the players for Washington’s hockey team.
Or he's just a really big fan of A.O. Scott's movie reviews for the NYT
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
My ASUS P5N32-E SLI mainboard overheated and died this morning.
Can anyone suggest a good Socket 775, SLI-capable replacement?
Crosshair 2!
Or if you’re looking to upgrade to DDR3, there’s a P5N that can’t remember that supports 1066 at least.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
How good are the Canucks?
I love British Columbia, despite knowing nothing about hockey, so if I’m rooting for anyone to win the Stanley Cup I’d say it’s the Canucks. Are they cool?
FOR SURE
Current listening enjoyments: Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, Parenthetical Girls
by Woodinville_12thMan on May 5, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a hard time watching this and not thinking it's Robert in the King Suit
by JI on May 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Not enough grabbing of Hasselbeck's crotch and butt by the King
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw. :(
I loved him as Tiger in “An American Tale” and in the Cannonball Run movies.
To quote Tourettes Guy: “Dom DeLuise, he used to be a chef on TV. And now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass!”
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 5, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Danny can speak at his funeral
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
He's not really dead
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Link?
All I can seem to find is that he died in a car accident in August 2007.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe that he's really dead
That’s all that I was getting at
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Oh goddammit
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 5, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched Spaceballs on Sunday
Pizza the Hut… :(
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
That's an easy thing to do.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 5, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only person who's mind goes into the gutter
When they hear or read the term positional adjustment?
Dammit. You've ruined that phrase for me now.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 5, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The monkey is going to get a nice positional adjustment on the bench if he doesn't start picking up grounders better
by seattlebruin on May 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
If Ronny doesn't play today I am going to be very angry.
From what I hear he is back to full health now.
I never get violent.
My anger is usually abated by yelling at the game, but maybe I need to see the team off at the airport tonight instead.
Killing myself [with] Softy.
“is A-Rod the most hated athlete on the planet? If you could punch Michael Vick or A-Rod, who would you cross the street to pucnh in the nose?”
I would punch Vick and then ask Alex to come back to the Mariners to be our shortstop
by Graham MacAree on May 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I would ask Alex to come back to the Mariners to be our shortstop and then pay him to punch Vick.
He is clearly stronger than I am.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on it like you wouldn't believe
I wasn’t expecting them to win, but I was expecting them to PUT UP A FUCKING FIGHT ALREADY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'd do it but it seems that it would require a lot of time and I'd rather use a chainsaw
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking chainsaw, blowtorch, flame thrower and some sort of acid solution
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
There's at least one dude in London who is willing to take money to throw acid on people.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be liberating him from that address soon enough
it’s worth it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You should turn him back in afterwards thought because that guy sucks.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Will do
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
CAN’T THIS GAME END ALREADY
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So as someone who has never seen a major league game outside of Seattle
is the stubborn refusal of the vendors to steam the hot dog buns the norm league wide, or is it just here? Because sweet baby Christ it’s annoying to pay $8.00 for a hot dog and bite into a stale, cold bun.
It really varies depending on park
But I’m annoyed enough at paying $8 for a freaking hot dog that the staleness/coldness of the bun doesn’t really enter into it for me. Fenway steams, PNC does too, I can’t really remember the rest.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fine with being gouged at the ballpark and normally I don't even eat ballpark food
but my girlfriend will usually go to one game a year with me and she’s always bummed out when she remembers that the hot dogs are ruined by such a simple oversight.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy the dogs outside the stadium and bring them in.
Cheaper, better and steamed buns.
The ones that name their dogs after old players
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 5, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that is Joe's.
That is my regular stop out of loyalty. The guy who runs that stand has been there since the early 90’s.
This is my least favorite part of Safeco Field by no small margin
A baseball game isn’t a baseball game without a hot dog, and then they can’t manage to make the bun even remotely edible
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
It would bug me less if they weren't stale
but they always are.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I think in the roughly 20 hot dogs I’ve bought at Safeco Field roughly 15 of them have had mostly stale buns
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Every stadium I've been to aside from Yankee Stadium and Safeco steams their buns.
The only other problems I’ve had with stadium dogs is that the Tigers use Ball Parks, and that just ruins it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I hate St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo and amateur nights in general.
by Aaron Campeau on May 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Who doesn't?
I think of Cinco de Mayo as a day to make chimichangas and empanadas. Not going out to drink.
There's a big Cinco de Mayo festival on the Portland waterfront this week
and it contains the saddest carnival ride I’ve ever seen. It’s clearly for little kids, it’s a boat ride in about eight inches of water, around a little track made out of dingy blue plastic, that goes under a blue vinyl teepee at one point (?) and it’s just really sad.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's very similar actually
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never understood how any non-Mexican people can justify celebrating it
Hooray, the Mexicans beat the French in a battle over 100 years ago! Even though we are neither of those countries lets go get shitfaced!
Same way non-Irish people celebrate St. Patricks Day and non-Catholics celebrate Mardi Gras
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the first step in making a melting pot work.
Adopt all the big days from other cultures and turn them into a $10 cover at your local bar.
Imagine how much faster you can get drunk if you haven't eaten since sunrise
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 6, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
GO CANUCKS GO
Look good again Bobby Lu!
Current listening enjoyments: Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, Parenthetical Girls
by Woodinville_12thMan on May 5, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
3-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current listening enjoyments: Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, Parenthetical Girls
by Woodinville_12thMan on May 5, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Windows 7 Release Candidate launched today
Anybody here take the plunge? I just finished installing it both of my computers, and I’m really digging it so far. Anybody else?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I'm liking it so far.
Having some problems with the nvidia drivers on my 9800gtx+, but other than that, it rocks.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I found this cool little video!
They take the chords from Don’t Stop Believing and make 32 songs out of them.
You got slurved bitch.
question:
Is it me, or do a lot of people who like baseball also like hockey? It seems to me like there is a very strong correlation between the two.
Can anyone shed light on this?
People who like one sport often like more than one.
People who like beer often like hockey too and we have some beer love around here.
I hate sports and I don't drink
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 7, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
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Says the man who accounts for 8% of all LL comments with the word beer in them
I don't think Robert gets paid being the archivist. I'm not sure there is any recognition involved at all.
Maybe there’s a cool hat or a t-shirt or something. Let me know if you supplant him, I’m curious as to what it’s worth.

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