5/31: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT
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Except that the Angels have scored a run.
Thus, I’m not entirely satisfied.
I don't know how to stop.
"That was NOT an Act of Love."
(some old movie sample on the first My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult album I See Good Spirits and I See Bad Spirits)
ignacio
No! Comeback!!!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Noooooo Garrett Olson.
You were making me feel more and more awesome about the Putz trade. Don’t fuck it up!
Well that sucks
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
(Can you tell how reluctant I am to make a confident prediction here? Is it that obvious?)
I don't know how to stop.
I'm fine with that
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
JEFF YOUR HUBRIS HAS DOOMED US ALL.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What is the deal with Grape Nuts, huh? Have you ever noticed that it's neither a grape, nor a nut?
Who are these people?
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on May 31, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec
For observational humor.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck I'd be more comfortable if it weren't only the 6th
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
This is most unbueno.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 31, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, everyone!
I think I just sobered up!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
YOU CAN HEAR THE RETARDED RAT FACED ANGEL FANS ENJOYING THEMSELVES AND THIS UPSETS ME
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
THIS IS NOT HELPING WHEN I SEE BATISTA THROW THREE STRAIGHT BALLS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we're setting up Aardsma for a save.
If he sustains this unsustainable success for just another month or so, he’ll be a great trading piece.
Miguel Batista, on the other hand, still sucks.
Batista will slow the game down now
‘cause he’ll get all thoughtful and shit.
ignacio
It doesn't affect me. I'm not feeling any pain, or any panic, or anything.
I think it’s because I missed the last few games. I’m just totally resigned.
I don't know how to stop.
Throw fucking strikes
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Jeff was right
Watching the team on Gameday only with no audio or video is terrible
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
what the shit are you doing?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Oregon with no cable TV
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked OK the first game of the year.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a gigantic relief
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
can't we ever just win easy?
without losing the nine percent?
FG
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Excel spreadsheet because fuck Fangraphs
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You should just claim to be a mathematical savant.
Idiot-savant, of course.
I don't know how to stop.
Our draft pick.
Mr Ackley has been doing very nicely and I am now quite excited.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
What was Yuni's double like? Gap, or something cheap?
There was an emergency broadcast test right when he hit it.
Alright if we're able to continue hitting I'll feel much better
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
SSS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't we completely destroy Bulger the last time we saw him?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
We saw him on Friday and no we did not
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok.
Thanks – my memory is not doing so well today. :/
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
No no!
I sobered up! Right around the 6th inning!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
What are you talking about?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB.tv highlights just came up with
“Atkins scores on a muff”
This means something different in England.
It's the same in the US
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
as in "muff-diver"?
That’s universal.
ignacio
So, it says Endy hit a home run to deep right center
This can’t be right
Also, the E & Y in his name seem superfluous
That sounds like the villain
in a children’s pornographic storybook.
by Fuckmikereilly on May 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking him would be fine with me.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Fuck Figgins
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Batista has five pitches apparently.
They all look the same.
Sit down bitch
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Tim L-*is shot*
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
We will, my sources tell me it is certain.
My sources are my own dreams, for what that is worth.
That wasn't much of a throw but it didn't matter
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Quiroz throws like a bitch.
But he still makes Rob Johnson look like Randy Winn.
God fucking dammit
I hate everyone
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
But hey, WE has only gone down like 15%
All is well!
by lemonverbena on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonderful.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Oh thank God it's Sean White
I actually have confidence in him sorta
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Quiroz looked pissed at Batista
Also, I miss Kelley.
by tdot mariner fan on May 31, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
He is better than in 2006
Has a more velocity and some groundballs.
by tdot mariner fan on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That's getting annoying
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Thank God for Vlad being a retard
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That was one of the worst at bats I've ever seen in my life!
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES YES YES!!!!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Although in defence of Vlad, you have never watched me play baseball.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair play to White that was smart pitching.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
The location of that pitch on Gameday is hilarious.
Pitches 2 and 3 actually. Pitch 2 is about the lowest I’ve ever seen a pitch, and Vlad swung. And I can’t see pitch 3.
My God
Is Vlad swinging at pitches in front of the plate a new thing?
Also Vlad needs to take up cricket ASAP.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Okay bring in Lowe and Aardsma and pray that they don't blow it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yogi Berra used to hit stuff like that, from all reports.
He’d golf swing at some stuff.
by eponymous_coward on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine being a Halos fan and watching that destroy your rally?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Thankfully not.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO IS LOOKING CUMTASTIC.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't know if Ichiro has ever looked better at the plate than he does right now
EVERYTHING is getting killed.
Decline pahase! Must trade immediately!
by eponymous_coward on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"He shoulda gone for it, and gotten thrown out at 3rd!"
Says one of the Angels announcers, and amazingly Rex Hudler defended him as not being a selfish lpayer
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If they both caught that would it have been two outs
by khmer luge on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The only time in history two guys caught something at the same time was
in a threesome with Freddy Mercury.
God fucking dammnit I hate my life
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
THIS GAME IS GONNA END IN UTTER DISASTER
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
WE ALWAYS SEEM TO FUCK THINGS UP WHEN THE OPPOSITION BRINGS THE INFIELD IN
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Wow, his pickoff move is terrible
It’s like the Thriller dance
Yeah I fucking hate our team that was the fucking stupidest fucking inning I've ever fucking seen
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
YOU FUCKING BELL CHEESE SNIFFING RETARDS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
NOT EVEN FUCKING USAIN BOLT WOULD HAVE SCORED FROM FIRST THERE YOU DUMB FUCKING FAT FUCK
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
If we blow this game I blame Bruce Hines
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
WAY TO RUN YOURSELVES OUT OF THE INNING YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MONGS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Are you fucking serious?
That’s horrible. Why would they have sent him home
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK WE IT'S A LOAD OF HORSESHIT. DOES IT FACTOR IN "THE MARINER FACTOR"? NO. ITS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK YOU BELTRE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
AND FRANSISCO FINALLY GAVE UP AN ER
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Oakland just took a 5-4 lead
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
This is a most important inning
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Only the Mariners...
Could have 2 doubles in an inning, one of them leadoff…and still not score a run.
Hunter backed off that brushback like 25 dramatic feet
That’s how Manu Ginobili takes pitches
by khmer luge on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well that's shitty luck
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
9th?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on White....
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Racist.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you guys got me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That scared me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Four more outs that's all we need don't fuck this up!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
What does ge mean our bullpen is second to the Mets?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Yes, they're quite pitiful
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Why?
I hope he is worth ever bit of the hype, and is traded to the M’s in a year by a stupid Nationals GM.
Are you fucking kidding me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Thank you Sean White.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yes.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Insurance please
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Stupid fucking Angels announcer
Just said the M’s aren’t a good defensive team. His rationale being fielding percentage.
If we blow the lead, this might happen!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I will think only good, positive thoughts.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
93mph
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
94
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow I wish someone would have told us earlier
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I only pledged to eat a nacho hat if Santana came out throwing 94
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a gross kind of nacho hat?
This greatly offends my delicate sensibilities.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I am still thinking only happy thoughts. Double Play time!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Who's the professional here? They're professional entertainers.
You’re like someone talking in a movie theater.
SHUT UP!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm mortified
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Jesus christ this sucks.
At least it’s Rivera and not fucking Hunter that will have to break out hearts.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Only to the Mariners.
We're loading the bases?
We’re pitching to Juan Rivera with the bases loaded?
Good basic strategy actually
Although I agree the way AARGHDSMA is pitching today…
Proud member of Duck nation!
HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED NOW THIS YEAR??!?!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Well at least Juan Rivera hits poorly against us...
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I love baseball.
Seriously. I don’t think any other sport can come close to the level of rediculousness possible in baseball.
KJSNDNKQDKNDKNKNKNSDKNDSNDCNASDLKMNASMKL
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Ohhhhhh boy
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WALKING HUNTER ON PURPOSE WAS A DAFFY ASS DECISION
GO BUILD ME A RAILROAD
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
JUST FUCKING END THIS I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANY MORE
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
FUCK.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I love how we intentionally walked a guy, then walked in the tying run
Incredible “just get it into overtime” strategy.
Fuck these guys.
The one god damn time we need a fucking win and Wak fucks it up.
GOD FUCKING ASDFIJAIFJDIOSDJFOISDJFOISJGFIOJSEOIFJSDIOHFIOSDJF
OK TRADE FUCKING ICHIRO, FELIX, SELL SAFECO FIELD FYUCK YOU ALKL
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Fail!
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
I'm gonna go kill myself
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
You say this every time we lose
Eventually there’s going to be a wolf and no one’s going to believe you.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This time I almost mean it
By far the worst loss of the year. Yes, worse than any of the Morrow meltdowns.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Anyone got any ideas for fun new hobbies?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
All my internal organs are simultaneously failing.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE THIS GAME???????
SERIOUSLY, HOW THE MOTHER FUCK DID WE LOSE?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I hope Ichiro unleashes
Some nice Japanese profanities on the team after today…
Proud member of Duck nation!
I don't want my family to see me like this but now I'm gonna have to walk down strairs and take this out on them and it's not fair...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I ever meet an Angel player in public I'm taking them out.
I’ll spend some time in prison for it, I don’t give a fuck.
Fear the NPE
But I would do it on purpose.
And I wouldn’t kill the dude, just shatter a kneecap or something.
Fear the NPE
You are
so low
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 31, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
By reading a game thread of your own volition
you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.
Fuck the Angels.
This is the part where you stop posting here and go back to HH complaining about how we're all bad people
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
no
I’m not a gay fag. I don’t report everything you say
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 31, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not trolling
I’m just saying that was a wrong thing to say..
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 31, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's par for the course around here and I'm 100% certain you know that
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry
but I rarely check this site
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 31, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Hills doesn't take place in Anaheim
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Anaheim isn't my favorite city in the world but it has an In n' Out in it
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I always like the part where we resort to insulting entire cities after we lose to their baseball teams
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We should go back to drinking lattes and blowing our heads off in an homage to our favorite rock band Nirvana
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Making fun of Anaheim is old hat
It is what it is and it’s no different than a few dozen other cities in the area.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
death is something you don't make fun of
WE certainly won’t make jokes if Ichiro died….
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on May 31, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I make jokes about dead people all the time
Somehow I am able to both joke about dead family members and wish they weren’t dead.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard you get that from catching one of the HR's he gives up
by Kermit. on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even if I wanted to do just that I wouldn't know where to begin
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's say I go to San Francisco
then what?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I just start sticking myself with every needle I find in the park?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You go to the AIDS Store on Geary and say
“Yes I would like to purchase a big box of AIDS.”
angels fan in seattle
STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE
IT’S NOT WORTH IT MAN
I Wish you step back from that ledge my friend.
You could cut ties from all the lies that you’ve been living in. If you do not want to see me again…I would understand.
I think we'd get over it after a couple of months.
At least you guys aren’t as sensitive as the LSB crowd.
Bitchiro, Ichifag, etc. are used multiple times each game thread at HH
And I don’t mind – it’s a game thread. You would be saying far worse things if he died.
Yeah, you would.
I’m getting awfully tired of other fan bases coming on here and telling us how much better people they are than us.
I wish Rob Johnson was riding shotgun with Ardenhart
and Torri Hunter and David Aardama were in the back seat
Thank you.
Finally someone comes around with the courage to dislike death.
by Teej on May 31, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Never has a series win against the angels pissed me off so fucking much
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
How? How can things like this even happen?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
The first one was a definite strike
the second was borderline, and the fourth was a maybe.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, the loss is going to be blamed on the two runners on third we didn't score
and not on Aardsma for going all Morrow on us.
Im officially done with this team this year
This is the biggest fucking excuse for a POS team I have ever seen we cannot do one fucking thing right we UP BY 7 FUCKING RUNS i can’t put myself through the misery all summer, its ruining my life. fuck every single person on this team, the Raiders were more fun to watch then these assholes
Dude thats what i keep telling myself
I’ll probably end up sticking around all year, i’m just extremely frustrated
Questionable usage of Aardsma for the fourth straight game. Bad decision to load them up.
And man Aardsma, we know you would eventually have a terrible outing, but this was not the game to do it.
And for the record Im still blaming this on Yuni and his horrible range that allowed the 6th inning to develop the way it did
Soooo, Wak....
1. Bunting in the first inning with a runner on second
2. Bullpen usage
3. Loading the bases with Aardsma pitching
FUCK YOU
Now don't you start too.
Agreeing with Krueger causes your testicles to fall off. That’s just science.
Fear the NPE
I have to say...
That was some kind of screwjob the umpire put on Aardsma during the Rivera AB.
~Till the Halo burns out...
No, everyone was just well aware you weren't actually going to leave
And therefore your previous comment was just unnecessarily dramatic
Sorry, subject line.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 31, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I once witnessed the Mariners blow something like a 12 run lead against Cleveland.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
First game I ever watched!
And I became an M’s fan, god, I’m fucking stupid.
Niehaus was happy and jolly when I tuned in at the top of the 8th. MY HOW THAT MOOD CHANGED.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 31, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THOSE LUCKY MOTHER FUCKING DINKY HIT HAVING TWATS! FUCK THEM SO HARD THAT IT BLEEDS
FOREVER IN A HAEMOPHELIA TYPE WAY, WANKERS.
I'm way over not getting Strasburg.
And confidant enough in Zduriencik to make our later picks count.
Plus, Ackley is awesome.
Its like breaking up with a girlfriend.
Initially it really hurts, but then you start looking at the positives.
If this were still the previous regime I would say
YES SO WE CAN DRAFT ANOTHER FUCKING RELIEVER
WHY DIDN'T THE TERRORISTS HIJACK A PLANE CARRYING THE ANGELS.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 31, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Because those are charter jets and they probably wouldn't have let a terrorist board the plane
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
TORI HUNTER IS A BASEBALL TERRORIST.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 31, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff, what are the secrets to you keeping your cool amidst all this?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
That was Old Jeff
Jeff v2.0 is cool and collected
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If there's any crazy left in these old bones of mine then the Mariners need to start mattering again so I can find out
by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
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