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by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 12:07 AM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +28.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Griffey, -22.2%
Most Important AB: Lopez homer, +36.0%
Most Important Pitch: Hunter DP, +29.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +57.0%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -9.7%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +2.7%
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I LOVE JOHJIMA!!!

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions

4 hours later, I'm still in awe

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 31, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions

Morrow is a douche and should only be used as mopup in blowout losses.

The other guys, way to pull out a win. That rocked.

by Sam Regens on May 31, 2009 1:05 AM PDT reply actions

Woooo 3 wins

I did a little happy dance after Lopez went yard and scared my cats. For a second I thought Dave was fucking with us again, with the “BELTED….and caught at the warning track” routine once again. Thank god not.

by appleshampoo on May 31, 2009 1:07 AM PDT reply actions

That was clutch

Like most Mariners’ fans I stopped watching after it was 3-0. That HR was a very pleasant surprise. You usually don’t expect the M’s to rally late in the game. I’m use to it being the other way around. Anyways can anyone explain why Morrow has been so terrible this year? (I got caught up in the NBA playoffs and haven’t been paying attention to baseball until recently. I’m a little behind in the recent news)

by Mejeh on May 31, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions

Morrow's command has been flat out horrible, and he has been using his FB more than last season and guys are sitting on it.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions

HOLY SHIT

I didn’t watch the game, but I was following it during my shitty sleep [drunk too much last night so couldn’t sleep well]. The last time I checked the score it was 0-3, 1 out in the 9th 0-2 count. After that I decided to toss away my phone and try and get some proper sleep.

I didn’t check the score then until I woke up a few minutes ago and FUCK, I can’t remember us doing that … ever. Seriously when was the last time we came back from 3 runs in the ninth to win?

I’M ON A BOAT!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 31, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions

It's been so long since we spoke of boats.

I will have nautical dreams tonight now.

by Decatur on May 31, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions

And that would be

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/3/863626/5-3-open-game-thread-part-2

by Decatur on May 31, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions

I call this one the Yuni Punt

by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 1:35 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs

Someone get that retard some adderall

by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions

WTF.

Some email this is to Tim Ruskell. Seahawks need a monkey punter.

by MFAN on May 31, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions

I love how Lopez is looking around to see if anyone else noticed it as he scolds him.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on May 31, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Maybe we could trade him to the Detroit Lions.

I bet Daunte Culpeper could play better at SS.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions

So is this a reference to Lopez's homer?

What in blue blazes is he doing?

by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions

I missed the homer, did Lopez drop-kick it over the fence?

by MFAN on May 31, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions

That only counts if you're the home team

by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions

Ahhhh, well I give up then. Could just be that Yuni is retarded and actually thinks that he is playing football.

by MFAN on May 31, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions

That might explain a lot.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions

He does love the futbol.

by msb on May 31, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm just disappointed he didn't hurt himself while doing whatever the hell he was doing there.

Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 31, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions

Watch his mouth right when the gif starts.

He’s spitting out his gum and punting it into CF.

by Teej on May 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

And then being admonished by Jose Lopez, sportsmanship police.

by Teej on May 31, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow nice catch. You can actually see the gum fly from his mouth.

What a disgusting litterbug.

by abender20 on May 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

Good eye

by Jeff Sullivan on May 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Ouch!

Phone home!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

lopez

i know some of you have heard this before but"

JOSEEE JOSEE JOSEEE….JOSEEEEE, JOSEEEEEEEE

reFUSE TO fUCKING LOOOOSE!

by samuel loves jose on May 31, 2009 1:58 AM PDT reply actions

Jose Lopez is clutch.

It’s official. I made up a way to measure it. That HR was a 100 on the Lopez scale.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions

I'd like to say that I called that homer.

I am awesome

by seattlebruin on May 31, 2009 2:32 AM PDT reply actions

Get in line Princess

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/30/893683/5-30-open-game-thread#16389575
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/30/893683/5-30-open-game-thread#16389542

by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2009 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions

I called it when Betancourt was up

by seattlebruin on May 31, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions

I posted mine after the HR was hit.

by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2009 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions

And you got recs for it

for shame

by seattlebruin on May 31, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions

I was busy trying to figure out what the actual odds of Lopez homering were.

Based on his career numbers the odds were 1:51.

by Aaron Campeau on May 31, 2009 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions

I also called it, though not here

by OlSalty on May 31, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions

And gregrabble with the assist!

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 31, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Before the 9th even started, too.

The best part was that we both reacted first with exuberance, but were cracking up hysterically within seconds.

by abender20 on May 31, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions

In the ninth I was at a fine Vantucky bar going "Fuck you Mariners".

3 runs in one inning was a comical idea given this offense. Then it happened.

"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."

by Big Jared on May 31, 2009 2:32 AM PDT reply actions

Has anybody been to HH tonight?

I don’t normally take pleasure in other peoples pain but ithis time it was almost therapeutic.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 2:39 AM PDT reply actions

Fair warning. If you go over there to taunt or troll, you get banned from here.

by Matthew on May 31, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions

I got banned from there

For telling the truth. Rev fears the truth!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 31, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions

No worries.

I don’t troll, since I hate it when other people do it. I just read their comments.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on May 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

All future Hall Of Famers go through slumps at some point.

Jose Lopez is no exception.

And fuck dialup for not allowing me to get on much this month.

by Slica on May 31, 2009 5:41 AM PDT reply actions

Holy shit.

I remember at around 11:30 I checked my phone to see if we’d mustered any offense and managed to not get shut out. Imagine my surprise when I saw Mariners 4, Angels 3, F/10!! I thought I would be walking on air all night. LLLJ, but I am going to fucking kill the guy who spoiled this win for me by handing me something with 151 in it!

HOLY SHIT WE WON! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!! I take back at least one of the bad things I said about you, Jose Lopez! Amazing!

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 31, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions