5/3: Open Game Thread, Part 4
by Matthew on May 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT
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Dave Sims is crazy
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sick and fucking tired of Rob Johnson.
This is horseshit. I feel betrayed as a fan. This fuck-suck better get the fucking boot. I hate this motherfucker.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on May 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
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NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
New Thread
New Life!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Call up Curto
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After 14 innings, the umps start stripping
and then putting on jackets
Shhh
You might give the grounds crew new ideas for their dancing.
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am deeply impressed by the fortitude of members of this blog.
Generally my heart has exploded by the third extra inning.
We survived last season
It was quite the conditioning
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, there were casualties
But the offseason is the perfect time for a liver transplant
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's 6 or 7 IIRC
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we got up to 7 during SBN 1.0
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No, he's flashed some nice looking offspeed stuff.
by Smegmalicious on May 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be cruel and would certainly net us a loss
but I want to see them bring in Silva.
How many people left in the 13th
And wish they hadn’t?
K here. 1 out.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
It's Washburn's throw day right?
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Holy buckets
Duh
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I mean Duh he pitched yesterday so it couldn't be his throw day
I think Matthew’s right on it being Silva
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The tops of these innings are like overtime playoff hockey on the penalty kill.
I just want to curl up into the fetal position for the next two minutes until it’s over.
Kind of like a rash on your ass.....
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Glad I'm not the only one
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost like the mystery of it more.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate the wishful thinking for adding "two minutes"
Clearly, you couldn’t have written this while Batista was in.
Good thing:
Felix and Bedard are going the next two days. That’s a chance for the bullpen to rest up.
Why is everyone worried? If the A's score here we'll just get the run back in the bottom of the inning.
Enough to tie it again, but not to win.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Batista is proven to suck
Vargas is still an unknown
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I'm not too disappointed
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
YES YES YES YES
SOMEBODY SCORE A FUCKING RUN NOW
Shades of Frank Booth, there.
DON’T LOOK AT ME!!! DON’T EVER LOOK AT ME!!! MOMMY!! MOMMY!!!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
We're going to get to see some Denny Stark tomorrow
w00t
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Stark, Lowe, Kelley, Aardsma and White should all be good for 1 inning
and Felix is starting
We’ll be fine
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I would actually prefer they pinch-hit Felix for Johnson or Yuni
then let them swing away. Somehow I trust Felix with his eyes closed more than those two with their eyes open.
by Fuckmikereilly on May 3, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ONE MORE TIME!
GO PUPPY GO!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 21 recs
FROM NOW ON THIS MUST BE RECCED EVERY TIME SCRUFFY POSTS IT
THAT AND RASHY ASS
THIS PUPPY IS FUCKING EPIC!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Vargas did that with some swagger.
He just turned his back and stood there for about two seconds before throwing.
This worked to rally the Brewers today, maybe you can use the help as well?
by theBrouhaha on May 3, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Sorry
Didn’t know this was a small image blog. My apologies.
Bogs down gamethreads that get this big
no worries
If it helps..
I just got in from a night out
The game started as I went out, I’ve seen four bands, got a tny bit drunk, missed a train, got my train and sobered up.
Come on Ms!!
I WILL KILL FOR A HOMERUN RIGHT NOW
I HAVE THE CLAW-HAMMER AND EVERYTHING
We have 4 players with .230 WPA or more tonight
and five with -.150
GUTI!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Cum on feel the noize!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on May 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
eveland
shows up as D Eveland in gamecast.
Devil-Land.
by JeffHagan2 on May 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Reminds me of the home opener...
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The 2001 Yankees?
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 3, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY CRAP ALL WE NEED IS A SAC FLY
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Walking Ichiro
The only way you don’t win is an unassisted triple play.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
This is the Mariners
I trust their ability to lose in new and interesting ways.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
A double play still scores a run doesn't it?
So why?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
If we can't do it here, we are truly sad.
I think we’re better than that, though.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
All he needs is to get a flyball
seems easy, right?
You're the one I'm living for and feed all the time
With your dreams, all the time
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
We had 3% before our half of the 13th
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on May 3, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A walk for the win would be great
I would walk Lopez to take it really, really slowly, just sunday stroll to first.
DONE
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
WIN
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
?????
MLB.TV!
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on May 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
YES THANK FUCKING GOD
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IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME
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You're a Mariners fan.
It shouldn’t be that hard to think of something comparable.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Just remember, the real winner in this is game
is Dr. James Andrews, who will be expecting a call from Gio Gonzalez shortly.
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave's sheer incredulity at the inability of the A's outfield to catch that shallow can of corn is making him laugh his ass of.
“It was a ROUTINE POP-UP!” — and his voice cracked with disbelief like an adolescent!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
OH GOD!
Gio Gonzalez = Cry about it.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on May 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
WE'RE ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by mark sobba on May 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Silva took the punching of Lopez too seriously.
did you see silvas face when he was punching? angry
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"Wak ball comes through again"
How is that Wak ball? A terrible error and a terrible defensive read by the CF
by Rudy4three on May 3, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure the opposition contributed pretty much 100% to this game.
...and now I'm here
Twice in three games for Lopez
Pretty good week for the kid.
by The Ancient Mariner on May 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
A New Day
A New Fucking Lucky Ass Way
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can finally go to the bathroom!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
I'm happy Yuni gets a spot.
Appropriate that it says ERROR next to his name.
Also, that’s the closest Betancourt has been to 2B all season.
"Betancourt has been to 2B all season"
This is true in every sense.
...and now I'm here
"true in every"
I need to learn to cut entire quotes.
...and now I'm here
From AN:
fuck me
and shoot me in the head now
by Wreckonized on May 3, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
I would hate to be on their side right now.
But then again, we’re the Mariners and we’ve experienced that in excess, so fuck ’em.
I almost feel bad for them...
…because the AN folks are good people, for the most part.
But yeah, we’ve been on the shit end of the stick countless times, so I’m not too sympathetic.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I still marvel at how perfectly his expression fits the caption
by .Taylor on May 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost like he's warning us to get out of the way, because the boat is comin' on through.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I would seriously not be surprised if Ichiro has indeed had sex with a mermaid.
by .Taylor on May 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not be suprised if Ichiro created mermaids by having sex with fish.
His ways are not our ways.
by Jordan of Boise on May 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Lopez's WPA
went from something like -36 to -26, weird that it didn’t go more positive.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Logically it makes sense
but it still seems wrong.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
That ending was fucking awesome. I'm watching it again.
I mean, just the last at bat. I’m not insane or anything.
Vargas looks kind of like a young Al Capone
Even more so when I can get a screen cap of todays game.
by Decatur on May 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
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I can't believe I stayed on this entire thread from start to finish.
Wow what an anti-waste of time!
They won without Krueger's keys to the game?
IMPOSSIBLE!
...and now I'm here
Yes, that was one of the best parts of the game.
Happy Ichiro is an amazing thing to see.
by Smegmalicious on May 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Cust would have caught that.
...and now I'm here
Remember: Rajai Davis was inserted in the 8th inning as a defensive replacement.
IRONY WRIT LARGE.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
And Oakland is not a team we can afford to give away games to, either.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I bet Fogel wishes he had his own name back.
But I think “One of the Many Fans of Jose Lopez” is still available.
...and now I'm here
God
I hate the new Pepsi Max commercial even more than the last one. “MEN GET WHAT MEN WANT.” Misogyny anyone?
Hmmm....sounds almost like you're some kind of skirt-wearing WOMAN to me.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I, in fact, dislike cola of all varieties
Mt. Dew or Root Beer for me!
I have been known to wear a skirt though, sometimes, during Ultimate games.
I find the grating voice in the old one to be worse.
Old one also makes me like bacon a little less.
The Pepsi ads are awful ... but the Schnauzer Sirloins are my favs.
Yippie-ay-yay, miniii sirloiinn burgerrzzzz.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeney On TV states the obvious.
“If we hadn’t won this game, it wouldn’t be so sweet.”
I like that the Soggy Bottom Boys are playing in the clubhouse.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 3, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Yuni's suck is just spectacular. Just the best pile of suck ever.
Rarely does suck translate into wins like it does with Yuni. Outstanding.
...and now I'm here
Wow Defensive Fail
on that last play by Davis. Raul Ibanez would have made that catch.
Running in from the outfield wall on Opening Day?
I fucking hate you Mariners
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