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Around SBN: Kobe Bryant Isn't Up To Speed On Jeremy Lin, 'Linning'

23-26, Chart

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Biggest Contribution: Sean White, +18.8%
Biggest Suckfest: Griffey, -4.8%
Most Important AB: Ichiro single, +12.2%
Most Important Pitch: Morales single, -14.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +36.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +13.9%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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That is the best picture I've seen

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, that wasn't so bad.

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great way to win!

That’s how ballgames should be won. Get a lead early, hang on, and the better team wins!

by Sinking Away on May 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

Adam Dunn outdid Ibanez in the lawn-dart department.

by ThundaPC on May 29, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it with Angel outfielders being Mariner killers?

They ran out Vlad, Hunter and Rivera last night, three horseman of the cockpunchalips if ever I saw them.

That said, WE WON and we beat that fat fuck Lackey FUCK YOU ANGELS.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on May 30, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Cockpunchalips?

Cockpunchalypse would be the way to type that. Cockpunchalips just looks like, well, you know…

Got a great laugh out of me though, man.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 30, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vatius NOOOOOO!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 30, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This contains what the kids call "win".

"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."

by Big Jared on May 30, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put it together with his batter's box dance, and you have a new sensation.

See if we can get the grounds crew to do that, eh?

Also funnier if you have the 900 number playing in the background.

by Spoomeister on May 30, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

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