5/29: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT
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Evolution of a jawline:
I'm pretty sure it's the double chin that makes John Lackey look like he smells so bad. The double chin and the mole by his nose.
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That mole really bothers me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I hate it
The mole really sets him apart from other uggos in the league.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Lackey has really let himself go.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Yeah the guy doesn't even have a hit yet.
How pathetic.
"If your good at something never do it for free." - The Joker
by houseofprime on May 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes me want to fucking vomit
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I have a man crush on Franklin Gutierrez
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
God that third picture makes him look totally Welsh.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
It's better than a wacky ringtone
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
What a lively game thread
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Indeed, I was at the beach for like 4 hours today though so I'm content with sitting at home watching the game.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Haha Abreu couldn't do shit
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Ha, Angels! We'll see your easy inning and raise you an equally easy inning!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If Lackey had a booger in his nose his image would be complete
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like a wide zone on TV
For both sides, though.
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Extremely wide.
Bodes well for Vargas, as he’s shown some really nice fastball command the last few starts.
I'm just really glad we have Jose Lopez on our team
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
You can always count on Loafie for finding a way to suck, no matter how unlikely!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I'm referring solely to this year
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
As a matter of fact, I used to like him.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
By always I was only talking about this season
He’s turned into a flyball hitter as of this season but he’s still hitting into a ton of double plays, which seems unlkely. So I feel like it made sense.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If saying that was silly, I don't want to be un silly.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Mmmmmmmmmm....
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John Lacke is icky
And he kinda looks like a douchebag.
At least Vargas looks like a happy douchebag.
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LACKEY! *derp!*
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In my head I imagine Vargas talking like Brando
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a speech thingy that absolutely annoys the hell of out me
UM…..UM…….UM….dammit!
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Vargas
He has kind of a quiet voice, no accent to speak of, but he says “um” like every other word. It’s horrifying. I know these guys aren’t paid to speak on camera, but for the love of all that is holy…..JUST SPIT IT OUT!
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Enough for a book!
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Why, Russell, why????
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Technically one would have nothing to do with the other
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where New Fogel would admonish you for trying to be funny
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Maybe Lopez thinks pop ups are an important part of the game.
I think I hate Lopez more than ROb Johnson.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like it'd be too narrow to pass through with your arms out like that.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that just be talking to yourself?
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bathing regulations of the time:
1) with boys
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never met a hooker on the job.
They were just genuinely nice.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually that's not true, I met a hooker walking to the game last Friday!
She was most unpleasant!
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
More Greek than Roman.
Come on Jeff, know your history.
The Greeks were just more open about it
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like nobody is allowed to joke anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think the length of the conversation would mean anything
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday I will ask you to elucidate all 17
and then boy will you be in a dilly of a pickle.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ENDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
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Now would be a fantastic time to extend that hitting streak Ichi.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That's right
Bunt it into the guy who would tag the runner. Good work!
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Was bunting for a hit..the runner wasn't going
I fucking hate you Mariners
I know
I’m just cranky, and the margaritas have kicked in….
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ICHI!!!!
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God, Ichiro is amazing.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
GUTZ!
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Ichiro is the slap hitting version of Vladimire Guerrero
Man he would be irritating to face.
OOO! Look at the big patience on Yuni!
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3-0 count...weee
I fucking hate you Mariners
Good God, don't do it, man!
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Walkitty-walk!
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AHAHAHAHAHA
This pleases me.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Well, dip me in fuckbutter...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
ONLY ONE MORE BATTER TILL BRANYAN!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
It looked quite high to me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Ichiro is fast
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Whoa....
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...
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SO-KRATES!
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What?!
Does Lackey have some sort of odd cosmetic issue?
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I’m pretty sure it’s the double chin that makes John Lackey look like he smells so bad. The double chin and the mole by his nose.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
I can’t see a mole in the photo….I shall pay more attention to my TV….
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Look at the third picture in the thread post above
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoiks!
Maybe he can grow an entire LHP out of that….
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Well of course the runners went Dave
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Dammit dammit sonovabitch...
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Yeah, ok, I should have just looked three comments above...
I’m just used to turning off when I see comments including “0-2 pitch” since that’s almost never in our favor.
I really like what I've seen so far with Vargas
I fucking hate you Mariners
Too bad we paid $48 million
for one of our other #5 starters
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
That's how he breathes man
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Being sick and having to breathe through my mouth made me realize how gross it would be to have to do that all the time.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty much how Spring always starts for me, until I get allergy medicine.
Nerdy ailments suck.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
At a certain point in the summer, they run out, but it's late enough in the season that I don't really need them anymore.
So I just forget about it during the winter and it hits me like a ton of bricks out of nowhere one morning until I can get the prescription refilled.
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah nerdy ailments are pathetic
Meanwhile people with herpes should be thrilled because it means they got some
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate your flawless logic
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You only have to lie when you're having an outbreak.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of your monthly guy's night is that you see who can keep his wang in a fish bowl full of spiders the longest
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Remind me never to hang out with you again.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought 95% of everything you say is true.
So it seems unlikely that you would get to be really good at lying with such a small sample.
5% of everything I say is a lot of stuff
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Also you fail to consider that perhaps that statement itself was a lie
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like an unsolveable problem.
But I’ll have to check my calculations.
I would be too if I were him
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yeah, on replay he looks safe.
The camera angle as the play happened threw me off.
He JUST got his hand in there
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I like this comment.
I fucking hate you Mariners
It could be improved.
I prefer to take you, Franklin.
by Sinking Away on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you're still doing that thing where you leave out words
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
NO.
NO ONE NEEDS TO PLAY BUFFY. LET IT DIE.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite part:
…on what is being labeled a remake or relaunch, but not a sequel or prequel.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
AHAHAHAHAHA
Just saw that on the replay
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I hope that means he's hurt.
He plays so much better in pain.
by Sinking Away on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So wonderful
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Speaking of Gifs, was there one of Kenji putting on socks after his homer?
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by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Game starts sucking in 3...2...1....
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I don't like this Napoli character, either
He doesn’t look so much like he smells as he does like he smells something.
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Kill, Vargas, KILLLLLL!!!!!!
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Mike Napoli looks like he bathes in Axe and punches smelly queers for breakfast
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I don't mean actual queers
just people Mike Napoli thinks are queers. Like scientists or people with collared shirts on.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
See he seems like a popped collar type to me
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally I saw a guy with a popped collar at the store today and considered sedating him and returning him to his natural Delaware habitat
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Delaware?
Idaho, but Alaska.
Shut up. I think it’s hilarious and adorable.
by royalcurve on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Japan is infested with popped collars these days...
It’s really sad.
Favor the Bold
Is that really the same kind of fashion statement there as it is here, though?
Japan can devise some pretty idiosyncratic uses of fashion.
Naw, they look quite douchey.
Down to the pink polo.
Favor the Bold
Why would you punch someone for breakfast?
Like he does it because it’s breakfast time, or he punches queers so they’ll give him their breakfasts?
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The latter, I would think
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That's kind of sad, that they don't pay him enough
To be able to afford his own breakfast.
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'Tis a cruel world.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
For once, won't someone think of the children?
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Fuckin sexy muscle.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Branyan fucking rakes!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I love when Branyan does anything
Even drops popups
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I would probably be indifferent if that were to happen.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I was already in a fantastic mood today, if the Mariners can hold on and win it will just be perfect.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Oh shit it's Rob Johnson
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If I get one I'm going to ask it questions and make myself depressed when the bobblehead responds by nodding its head
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to trade him, I hear he punts puppies.
by Sinking Away on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand if the team gets a good trade for him.
I am just saying if he was 5 years younger I would really concider picking up his jersey.
That carried a lot further than I thought it would.
Ball flying or Gutz have more oppo field power than we think?
Once he starts displaying the power we know he has, his development will be complete and I'll love him forever
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oi don't lose control now
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Hey now, it's only the sixth. Our meltdown isn't due for another couple innings.
Keep it together guys.
Don't ever leave me, Ichiro.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Can't... resist... bunting.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Naw he'll get there easily.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
He treats a walk like an out.
And he should give up his body more often.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Agree or not, I just don't see how some people can't see the positives that Ichiro brings to the table.
Who gives a fuck about what he does in the clubhouse? He’s the M’s best player on the field.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
He either missed the joke or just completely ignored it
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If you're talking about me, then, yes, I missed it.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Ichiro, never ceases to amaze me.
I’m so spoiled I expect him to do something like that every time he comes up.
Turns out I have a lot of gifs of Beltre looking confused or doing something stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If only that could be us this may...
I’m tracking this on Gameday just because and it’s been way less soulcrushing than my Royals getting crushed yet again. We’re just giving everyone we play pity points right now.
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a Royals fan
and I am literally so bored right now (and I know a ton of a Mariners fan) that I’m watching this game on Gameday to make myself feel better
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It is from Anchorman.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Anchorman?
Ron Burgandy?
Brick Tamland? Anyone?
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It grew on me
The Big Lebowski is still the greatest movie of all time
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to miss him so much
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Dave Sims sure fucked that rhyme up
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Franklin appreciates Jason going deep as well.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tomorrow is Rally Monkey Checker Set night!
And I have tickets!!
You lucky son of a bitch.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Steve Physioc just told me that Vargas hasn't allowed a run on a bast hit so far this season
apparently unaware of the fact that a home run is in fact a base hit
Which reliever is going to kick us in the nuts tonight?
Lowe? Aardsma? The Avenger of Blood?
It might be Vargas.
Pity. He’s been cruising.
What does this mean
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I'm worried he'll blow it
As we’ve blown every lead this month it seems…
Proud member of Duck nation!
He has rarely been the cause of it though
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I feel optimistic about the state of the franchise in general.
We’re still somewhat in contention and if it doesn’t happen I have faith in the people in charge of making roster decisions. I love this season.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I forgot to check up on that game every now and then
That’s disappointing though.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
The Nuggets laid an egg
They jsut didn’t care, the Lakers went up double digits late in the second and Denver never really threatened…
Proud member of Duck nation!
What blonde hotties
I appear to be doing Angels games the wrong way
by seattlebruin on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Disneyland is awesome.
Everything else about Anaheim is terrible.
by Aaron Campeau on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially if it costs us a run(s)
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
YES!
We just narrowly avoided disaster
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Jesus H. Christ
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
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