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Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, May 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT


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Seattle Mariners @ Oakland Athletics

05/27/09 12:35 PM PDT

Seattle Mariners Oakland Athletics
Ichiro Suzuki - RF Orlando Cabrera - SS
Yuniesky Betancourt - "SS" Kurt Suzuki - C
Adrian Beltre - 3B Jack Cust - "RF"
Ken Griffey Jr. - DH Matt Holliday - LF
Russell Branyan - 1B Jason Giambi - DH
Ronny Cedeno - 2B Adam Kennedy - 2B
Rob Johnson - "C" Bobby Crosby - 1B
Endy Chavez - LF Rajai Davis - CF
Franklin Gutierrez - CF Jack Hannahan - 3B

Erik Bedard

#45 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-1

200

L

L

Mar 06, 1979

Trevor Cahill

#53 / Pitcher / Oakland Athletics

6-3

210

R

R

Mar 01, 1988

Trevor Cahill looks like he knows he smells and doesn't understand why everyone gets so uptight about it.

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Not a tough call at all actually

I just wish I could watch the final but I’m chained to my desk for a couple hours. Would it be worth putting up a final FanPost so as not to distract those that don’t care about such things?

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on May 27, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not tough at all.

Just watch the football game that will be watched by 50 mln more viewers than the ’super’bowl.

by langer11 on May 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was sarcasm.

The final actually involves a team I don’t despise.

by Matthew on May 27, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You like both Barcelona and Bayern Munchen?

That’s like liking both the Yankees and the Red Sox.

by langer11 on May 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This has been covered before.

I’m not going through it again.

by Matthew on May 27, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

Do you have to go out of your way to find bad photos of opposing teams pitchers, or do they just present themselves willingly?

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 27, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems they did it semi-willingly

http://www.jamd.com/

Type in a player’s name and have fun laughing at their expense

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be dipped

That’s….horrible.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 27, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I seeing ads on the site for a Spanish TV show?

It airs on Telemundo apparently, and is called Mas Sabe El Diablo. I think that the people that set up the ad buys for SBN need to try harder at getting to their target markets

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw an ad for this show

on KCAL 9 while watching the Dodgers/Rockies the other day. The show looks bad even for a telenovela.

Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"

by bluemax on May 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What???

Yuni hit a popup when a runner on 3rd and no outs?

by Kevman22 on May 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni upset?

Has Yuni ever showed remorse over hitting pop ups before? Ever?

by Matthew on May 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As did I

Here I am making fun of the website ads, and I’m missing an Ichiro double and a steal to third

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your '09 Mariners: Runner on 3rd, no outs, so what?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 27, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Basically, yeah.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z

by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 27, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 27, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I quite enjoyed that.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.431 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN HOME

DON’T THE SILVERWARE AND CHAIRS FEEL FAMILIAR YOU STUPID ASSHOLES

by Poochie on May 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I shudder to think of a reality where I cannot know that I'm in my own home,

no matter how deprived of my senses I am

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially when they walk them up their fairly unique walkway

I would know immediately where I was at that point. But even just the acoustics and smell of my home would be enough to tip me off

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 27, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

!@#%!@#$

Hey, Wak…some free advice

Ichiro
Gutz
Branyan
Beltre
Griffey
Aaaaand the rest (who cares)

WHY ARE YOU BATTING TWO RIGHT-HANDERS TOGETHER IN THE FIRST THREE???

by short on May 27, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In play no out?? What the fuck did Rob Johnson get a hit?

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 27, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOO

That Rob Johnson guy is so good.

by JamMasterJesus on May 27, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's how they lull you into a false sense of security.

And then they steal your wallet and impregnate your pets.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on May 27, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the Sombrero native to all Hispanics?

Shouldn’t that caricature be labeled the Cleveland Mexicans?

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on May 27, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, wow Gutz.

That was a pretty obvious attempt to interfere. He would have made it to first anyway.

by Kevman22 on May 27, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That lead lasted a long time.

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 27, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni Rocks

Way to swing through the hit-and-run.

by gustafm on May 27, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How much was Ichi out by

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God fucking damn it Beltre

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 27, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni looks lucky when he makes a routine play

And charge the fucking ball for christ sakes. It’s like he waits for a bad hop so he has an excuse for not making the play.

Raider for life

by noontide on May 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For probably the next two, yes.

Then we’ll just squint and grumble when Jones makes each milestone step towards crossover superstardom, such as signing a free agent deal with the 2013 repeat world champion Rangers, or featuring in videos with Jamie Foxx and T-Pain, and of course, his feature film vehicles. (blockbusters in the summer, family romper comedies in the holidays).

by Jordan of Boise on May 27, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were at the game on Sunday.

They were sitting in the adjacent section to where we were sitting.

by Fin on May 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah right

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The amazing part is this:

Rob Johnson will have been an integral part in the Mariners scoring TWO runs in a game, if this comes to pass.

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weak.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on May 27, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Niehaus is pissed

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're so bad

Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"

by gregrabble on May 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't even think of a bad thing to say about Yuni.

Would it be out of line to say that if he died I wouldn’t be sad?

by MFAN on May 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The A's should have let them score there

So they could get that great feeling of coming from behind against the M’s Bullpen

Raider for life

by noontide on May 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah no shit

With Bedard already at 84 pitches through 5, he’ll be gone after 6. Thus, I put the over/under on runs scored the rest of the game for the A’s at 5.5…

by gustafm on May 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I really wish we had kept Tuglett around.

Because, MAN, do the options we have in AAA and AA to replace Yuni and Lopez with suck, Truinfel is injured, and Cedeno can only replace one of them.

I also do not understand why the hell nobody will give Tuglett a MLB job. He has a AAA lifetime OPS of .821, and he takes walks. He can’t be THAT much of a butcher, can he? Hell, he’s even a LHB infielder…

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

It sums up just how awful MI depth is in this org that Tuglett could conceivably go right into the starting line-up in Seattle and improve the team.

by marc w on May 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I actually think he's kinda actually underrated.

Unless he’s a complete hack job at 2B, he should draw some walks, hit for a little power, and be tolerable as a cheap fill-in at 2B, especially if you platoon him.

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate black outs

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 27, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang it

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But accusations of racism are hilarious?

I’m a little slow on which elements of humor through repetition are always funny and which are dead memes.You’ll have to bear with me for a few years, or box/ban me.

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typically once is funny, twice is not, but overkill is funny

But the overkill must be a one time event and done ironically

by Poochie on May 27, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, my shtick is mostly humor through repetition.

With occasional elements of humor through repetition.

This tends to mean I don’t just use dead memes, more like ones that have disintegrated into the dust of unfunniness.

by eponymous_coward on May 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And preferably done by one person.

Far too many people here think it’s hilarious to steal jokes from other people without understanding that the context of who posts what is at least half of what makes it funny. Dave Cameron posting a Washburn pedo joke? Hilarious because it’s Dave. Anyone else here posting a Washburn pedo joke? Not even remotely funny.

by Matthew on May 27, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Right.

It’s like repeating a joke from a standup routine. Only makes sense if people know the whole set up.

by Fin on May 27, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on now!

Here comes the fearsome heart of the line up.

Raider for life

by noontide on May 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Russell is helping the M's trade values twofold!!

Increasing his own value and if he gets Bedard a win, maybe increasing his.

by gustafm on May 27, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs