5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:11 PM PDT
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GOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
BJ Upton called Miguel Batista "The Professor"
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
"Prof" is one syllable
and pretty guttural at that.
See what happens when he throws strikes?
Lowe knew what he was doing.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I fucking hate this team and I wish Mark Lowe and Miguel Batista were both dead
We deserve to be in last place
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
We aren't in last place and this is mostly Batista fault...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I'm aware of what place we're in I think we deserve to be in last the way we've played this month
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
From yesterday
Right-hander Shawn Kelley has progressed in his comeback from a strained oblique and will accompany the team on its next trip. For the first time since the injury, Kelley played catch Friday — throwing for about eight minutes from a distance of about 45 feet.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Mariners...
This is going to hurt you way more than it hurts me…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Good pitch bad result?
Or easiest 98 MPH heater to hit…
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Morrow misses a lot of bats with his fastball
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, no.
Missing bats is uniformly good.
Current literature assures me that old conceptions about needing wooden stakes to drive through a vampire's chest
are mistaken.
Correct
you need to tear them into pieces and burn them
by seattlebruin on May 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking in that run was a real fucking good move
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
WHO'S IN THIS GAMETHREAD TO WATCH GRIFFEY HIT SOME DINGERS???
by Robert on May 26, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I saw him hit on sunday.
Shut the Giants fans mouth.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit!
I wish this had been posted somewhere!
I'm in awe, this is ridiculous
It’s the fucking A’s
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
More detrimental to baseball in seattle:
Griffey’s catch 14 years ago today or Randy in the 11th inning of Game 5 of the ALDS?
Shouldn't this game be tied?
Or did I imagine an unathletic piece of shit gritty white guy faceplanting on a sure chance to score?
I'm amazed at how un-surprised I am that that may cost us the game
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Edgar
Wait, that’s not how we’re playing?
by Robert Lintott on May 26, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope that they pinch hit Endy for Rob Johnson in the 9th
Endy’s not a very good hitter either but I feel so much more confident with him at the plate it’s ridiculous
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
There are better treatments of Clement's image.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I see this, I think of Clark the Canadian goalie.
Not sure why, but I do.
by Robert Lintott on May 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
See the broadcasters were right. With everyday at bats he is going ot heat up!
Boy oh boy and the catchers ERA! Exciting player!
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Over the last two weeks Endy has the team's worst OSwing% and second lowest ZSwing%!
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I'm aware he's been terrible.... but it's fuckin' Rob Johnson. Anything is better than that
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
They were down 6-0 in the eighth and lost 6-5 with the tying run on third
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes Dave but Cleveland has a significantly better offense than we do
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Hmm....
It would be quite fascinating to leave the month of May in last place after coming into it in first.
I don't know if you are aware of this or not, but we're not playing Ervin Santana and the Angels tonight.
We’re currently facing the Athletics.
by Matthew on May 26, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sigh.
This one’s gonna hurt me
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Well fuck you Wakamatsu
I don’t want to see Rob Johnson hit right now
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Good call, he decided to strike out looking on a pitch near the heart of the plate
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
It's actually just matted and pressed ball, ass and taint pubes.
Cleanses the palette.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that's a good pitch to let go by with 2 strikes down a run in the 9th inning
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Hahaha
I need to watch that one again
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson exists as part of the delicate cosmogenitalogical catcher balance.
Jeff Clement is a dick! He’s a reckless, arrogant, stupid dick. And Rob Johnson is a pussy. And Kenji Johhima is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Please just don't strike out Gutz
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
We need a mosquito farting horn giveaway night
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
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Your search – “farting mosquito” – did not match any documents.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that mosquitos are farting, so much as mosquitoes are being farted
Possibly by someone who had their ass end up in some swampwater.
by Jordan of Boise on May 26, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
All 800 people are on their feet
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I blame my mid-week drinking entirely on Rob Johnson
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Hahahahahaha. We lost a game because
an old man tripped and fell and an overpaid old reliever can’t throw strikes.
God I hate our team
I’m more pissed right now than I have been at any other point in the season
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I've never made that statement before.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Unless you're talking about hating our team, than yes you're correct
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
More the general sentiment than specific phrase.
I’m getting to the eveyrthing is amusing phase of the grieving process.
I'm envious of you.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
What would you like to know
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I'll got time so don't try to rush it.
by Robert on May 26, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The anger has died down a bit now, you might be too late
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
So who is gonna be called out today is it Lowe or Batista...
Lowe will take the heat for Batista jam so I guess Lowe… If Lowe is off the roster before Batista though I will strangle a small kitten.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Dave cracks me up "... as the Mariners BLOW a three run lead".
As a HOF announcer, I’m fully expecting him to blow up and call it like he means it any day now
A friend of mine works for FSN.
Apparently Sims is very cynical off the air about the teams play.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
TELL ME WHEN TO GO
to the casino. I’d like to see that in person.
Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake'em. I ain't got none but I'm plannin on growin some.
Imagine all the Hebrews goin dumb, dancin on top of chariots and turnin tight ones.
I don't want him to retire until all the frustrating injuries cause him to explosively question his faith in Jesus Christ
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Think we're getting close to that point
After hurting your back while rolling around third base and costing your team the game, you should be questioning your existence
It seems like a stretch to blame even Rob Johnson tonight
And I hate him
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
What did he say
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
He opened his mouth
That’s all you need.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I couldn’t have put that into words any better.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else think it's bullshit Sweeney said he hurt the back sliding into second
Like he’s using it as an excuse for looking like a dipshit?
Almost definitely. Mike Sweeney is certainly the type of guy to take no responsibility for his actions,
to the point that he will retire just to avoid the humiliation of tripping.
I'm sure the tumble at third didn't help.
But I believe he tweaked it at second.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just really hoping it would take a couple more months to set in that we aren't going to contend this year
Would make my Summer more enjoyable
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Probably aren't going to contend, I should say
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Fuck it.
I’m going to eat some motherfucking candy.
by katal on May 26, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Well if none of the checks were about winning or the bullpen not sucking than that makes sense
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Mariner Melee's Keys to the game
Score more runs than the other team
Maintain the lead
Celebrate the win
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You're thinking of the initial disappointment we go into the draft being aware of
I am predicting entirely new, deeper and darker depths of disappointment.
If we don't draft Ackley we better get Tyler Matzek or Tanner Scheppers.
Period.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We pick second.
Are you referring to our other first round pick?
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They're very talented players.
It’s reasonable to worry that they won’t be available by the time our pick comes around.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do you want at pick 2?
If you can’t have Ackley.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
We can’t have Ackley
Which means Ackley is off the board
We have the second pick
So Ackley went first
And Strasburg is available
QED
by Brian Floyd on May 26, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or it means Ackley has injured himself
Or someone in the front office thought they saw something special in a different player..
He's still a better call than Scheppers or Matzek
by Graham MacAree on May 26, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He's still a top-10, of course.
I like Matzek alot from what I’ve (polish and whatnot), but White’s obviously a safer choice.
Unfortunately the Nationals have the first overall pick
but because they are poorly run and favor toolsy outfielders, they are likely to take Ackley which would seem to benefit the Mariners in this instance.
by Aaron Campeau on May 26, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Its Strasburg then a big dropoff, then Ackley and a big dropoff
Choice is obvious you’d think
by Brian Floyd on May 26, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Our outfield depth is about to get as crowded as 1B depth
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally BA has Scheppers and Matzek going #12 and #13 respectively in mock draft 1
by Graham MacAree on May 26, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Vacationing while your employer is in the midst of hard times seems like it bodes poorly for his team chemistry potential
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hispanic people are bad for team chemistry anyway
by Graham MacAree on May 26, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought is was anyone who wasn't white.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Every single one of them is a complete retard
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Albert Pujols is white where it matters
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodness I hope all of the SBN executives are crackers
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If he spit his gum out he might be able to talk.
by Mariner Melee on May 26, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
In what context was Wladimir Balentien talking about balloons?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 26, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
your statement is factually inaccurate as generally you could simply fly from Curacao to your desired destination.
Unless you’re a dumbass and get your passport wet.
by Mariner John on May 26, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Listened to the game while lifting tonight. Hands down the most frustrating game I've listened to/watched this game.
Words are not easily expressing just how pissed off I was and still am. I was politely asked by the gym staff if I would not swear so loudly. I actually said “Fucking Mariners” a little loud.
But seriously … FUCKING MARINERS.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 26, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Watched yesterday ... for some reason not as infuriating as tonight.
It’s probably just that I’m in a sour mood … but … what the fuck. Why is Beluga Tits walking the 9th hitter in the order. I know we need more offense … but fuck. What in the blue fuck.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 26, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't have a TV right now ... can anyone tell me what Wak said post-game?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 26, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
I don'theyt recall seeing it --
they did appear to have gotten on the buses pretty quickly, to head back to SF
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