From Baker, we get some chilling news: Kenji's going to the DL with a broken toe, an injury he sustained early in the game that knocked him out after two and a half innings (but not before he was caught on camera putting on socks like a little bitch). This removes from the lineup a guy on pace for 11 homers and puts into the lineup a guy on pace for 11 hits. For Rob Johnson, these next few weeks are going to try even his family's love.

If Rob Johnson is such a genius pitch-caller, then he should have a decent idea of what's going to be thrown to him when he hits, which makes his offense all the more laughable. From the right perspective, even his alleged strengths make him pathetic.

God damn you, Jeff Clement.