5/22: Open Game Thread
San Francisco Giants at Seattle Mariners, May 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Randy looks younger now than he did 20 years ago. Younger and equally unattractive.
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Lineup
Ichiro, RF
Adrian Beltre, 3B
Mike Sweeney, DH
Wladimir Balentien, LF
Russell Branyan, 1B
Kenji Johjima, C
Jose Lopez, 2B
Yuniesky Betancourt, SS
Franklin Gutierrez, CF
Wakamatsu said the decision not to play Griffey was "more in fairness to Mike Sweeney,’’ who as a right-hander creates a better matchup against Johnson. Wakamatsu said Griffey will play the next two games, including going against Barry Zito on Sunday.
“It was a tough decision not to play him but I have to worry about the whole team,’’ Wakamatsu said.
No Griffey vs. Randy Johnson but Griffey vs. Barry Zito?
What?
he's got a reverse platoon split
I think most guys with a big curve ball do.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Zito's pitchers are so slow that I have to imagine he forfeits at least some of his platoon advantage
I have no solid evidence for this, though.
I disagree with that decision, but I guess from a managerial standpoint you have to try and do what gives us the best chance to win
Was really looking forward to seeing Griffey vs. Randy though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's something I'd rather not see.
Randy has always been absolute murder on lefties, and Griffey can’t hit lefties as it is.
I wouldn't care whatsoever how the AB turned out
I just really would love to watch that, two former team mates from the 90’s Mariners who are both future hall of famers going head to head.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Right, in fairness to Sweeney who
has an impressive .652 OPS.
"If your good at something never do it for free." - The Joker
by houseofprime on May 22, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness to Griffey...
…maybe they could use him as a pinch hitter every now and then. It seems like if Wak’s going to be a stickler for platoon advantage, he ought to take Sweeney out late in games when he’s facing a RHP.
Why are they putting so much pressure on Balentien by putting him in the cleanup spot?
Its like Chewbacca on Endor! It does not make any sense!
He's been awful since getting more playing time. Not that I don't want him out there
every day, but he’s quickley losing his effectiveness
Awesome! It's always nice when you're losing after 4 pitches
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What's Kreuger doing?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Since when though? Is he just temporarily filling in for Blowers?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And yelling.
Apparently no one told him that with microphones and electricity you don;t have to hollar any more.
Dont worry,
you’ll get it back soon. That was fucking ridiculous.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
How many of us are going to go back and forth
From here and McC?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I see
What about Saturdays?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Do a lot of LL'ers go to the park on friday?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I think it's more that they're just out and about.
A lot of the regulars (and the mods) are in their early 20s.
Interesting
I think most people at McCovey Chronicles are older.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I want Randy to pitch well, but I really really want us to win
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Garrett Olsen pitching tomorrow...
Washburn pushed back to Tuesday per the Times
RRS can’t get back soon enough
Wait what? Is Bedard still hurt or something?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What's wrong with Washburn?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well that's weird
Okay Sweeney, you’re up there instead of Griffey, you better do something good
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That was like 10 minutes ago
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Exactly
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by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Do you all have fond memories of Winn?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Yeah, I guess so
I always liked him
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And they could hit a bit too, right?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Not really
When we got him for Lou Pinella, he was under a lot of pressure to be all-star material. He was decent, but never outstanding… he was better once he left Seattle (maybe the park just depressed his numbers.)
Always Liked Him....Seemed Like A Bright Guy Too...His Parents Were Doctors Or Something...He Was Embaressed To Be Just A Ballplayer.
by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
I think I'm going to miss him after this season
But I don’t want to see him when he’s no longer a good player, so I’ll be ok.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Supersonics, for future reference, when you're responding to something someone posted, click reply on their post
Don’t just post a comment
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Thanks
Figured That Out When Mine Wasn’t Pasty Yellow
by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, whenever you reply to a comment, yours is automatically white.
None of your own comments will ever appear yellow.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh also, no chat speak
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ok I'm Reading The Rules...Is This A Cult?
by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No. We simply hold our commenters to a higher standard of communication that do other blogs.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok. I Can Dig That Thanks For The Help I'll Lay Low A Little Bit.
by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to pile it on, but most people
on here (including me) are nazis for correct capitalization. Capitalizing every word might be an invite for snarky responses.
Yeah.
It’s a steep learning curve. Trust me, I know. You ought to read this: http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/1/5/701676/ll-off-topic-commenting-gu
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That page doesn't have anything about Randy Winn
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's bullshit, that fourth pitch wasn't even close to the strike zone
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
You are an oasis in this desert.
(Just practicing my brown-nosing.)
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
This is an extremely generous umpire
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
5 k's in 3 innings for Vargas.
I know it’s the Giants, but the Putz trade looks better with every passing day.
Wak in the post game interview last night said he was batting him second to try and get him going.
Felt like last year all over again
C'mon... the small sample size of this year's numbers is a lot less important
than the history of what he’s done over the last 3 years. (And if memory serves, AB has done well historically in the #2 slot.)
Yeah, he’s slumping right now, but it’s not like the team is going to be better over the long haul by putting Endy in the #2 hole. You could make an argument for Gut, though.
This game is looking eerily like last night's game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HOLY SHIT look at that Vargas Line!
After a Leadoff HR he’s been perfect with five Ks? Has he looked as good as his line looks?
He's looked real good
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Emmanuel Burriss...
And Randy Winn
And…. I think that’s all.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Yeah that's pretty much it
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Don't forget Aurilia
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Randy Johnson
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
And you don't watch it regularly.... it's been worse
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Don't feel bad, ours is barely better
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That shows us as being ahead of them by .01
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
In wOBA yes, but they have pitcher hit too.
That’s why their weighted runs above average is -43, while ours is -44. But it’s a tiny difference in any case.
Aaaand the streak is over
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ask Bruce Bochy
Maybe a failed hit and run?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Wlad... what's happening to you?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
My point was that he was starting to show a lot of promise, and he's looked bad lately
He got our hopes up, was what I was trying to say
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He sucks on 09 The Show
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Looks like he's got the Beltre Disease.
jeez this lineup is aggravating for its lifelessness
Randy
You look a teeny tiny bit more attractive with a tan. Way to go,
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
So this game looks exactly like last night's game
We’re getting one runner on every inning, but not scoring at all. I had to witness this misery in person last night, now I’m witnessing it again on TV
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I don't know but we're at 21
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He's talking about for a team
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I found from Baseball Reference that the Mariners have been perfected against for the first three innings 7 times in 40 games this year.
That sounds about right
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I don't know if Randy Johnson at age 45 is much better than Joe Saunders
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I disagree, Saunders had a good year last year
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Am I the only one on this site that doesn't know all about these complex stats
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I feel like looking too much into stats would take away from my enjoyment of the game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I've just replaced ERA with tRA and FIP in my mind.
But I understand your point. Sometimes it’s better to just watch the game.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Like, if I feel like a player is doing well and helping the team, I don't really want to know if they're technically sucking
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well, I think it's safe to say
that here at LL, we never statistically evaluate performance during a game. We just cheer. However, one could argue that the essence of the site is statistical analysis.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, things like clutch hits
I felt like I’d lost my innocence when I found out here that “Clutch” doesn’t exist
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I was told by about 8 people that it doesn't when I mentioned someone being a clutch hitter
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is debatable.
They way I think of it, clutch hitting obviously exists, but the ability to be a clutch hitter might not. Someone might have a year where they get a ton of huge hits (Ortiz in 2004), and he’s labeled “clutch” for life, even if the rest of his career he hits pretty much the same in clutch situations as he does in low-pressure ones.
Dave Cameron pointed out in an earlier thread
that A-Rod has statistically earned his chocker label.
Is this because the sample size is now big enough?
I don’t doubt that clutch hitting (and the opposite) resides in some people. it’s just hard to pinpoint it, and it gets emotional and often illogical when you try to.
I think to discount the notion of clutch hitting is to discount human psychology
but at the same time being a good clutch hitter doesn’t morph you into Superman if there’s a runner on second and two outs.
Yes.
A player’s skills do not suddenly increase in the bottom of the ninth inning.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn't it be argued, though, that adrenaline or focus might increase in important situations?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
For some players at least?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Impossible to measure this without hooking them up to a bunch of machines while they hit in pressure situations.
Absolutely the opposite for me.
I spent the late 90s being in love with baseball before the entire sabremetrics thing reached public consciousness (Moneyball came out in 2002, right when I lost interest in it). But I’d been in the goddamned dark ages about what actually wins baseball games that whole time, and I would’ve enjoyed the game immensely more if I could have actually told someone why Mike Cameron, my favorite player of all time, was a borderline MVP candidate, which he was during his time in Seattle.
It all comes down to coming as closest as possible to learning what TRULY wins baseball games.
Exactly.
It’s that sort of thinking that could have saved Bill Bavasi. People often ask themselves the wrong questions in analyzing a player. For example, Bavasi ought to have investigated why Carlos Silva was so successful, and to what degree said success was affected significantly by external, uncontrollable factors; in other words, how effective were Silva’s raw pitching skills?
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Their problem lay in their choice of statistics. Bavasi accredited Silva’s low ERA and low walk rates to his success. But he seemed to miss that the guy couldn’t buy a strikeout. And that the M’s defense was extremely sub-par, while Silva was a contact pitcher.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There are plenty of archives about tRA and FIP and dERA and such.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
For everything you've ever wanted to know about this stuff.
See the Encyclopedia Lookout Landingica. I mean everything..
Also, that was supposed to be in reply to Greg, but still.
It’s baller. I’m not sure why it’s not sidebarred.
According to his userprofile, his name is Griffin, not Greg.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It really doesn't matter to me.
I’m completely used to being called Greg online, since this is the user name I use most of the time
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I started following this stuff closely about three months ago.
And I’ve only gotten a handle on tRA in the past couple of weeks.
Surely not.
But you’re talking a lot so you get the responses. :)
tRA was created by Graham. StatCorner.com has a good explanation of it. It really makes a lot of sense if you think about it. It tries to get rid of a lot of the defensive context and just look at what a pitcher can control (strikeouts, walks, line drives, groundballs, and so on).
It’s a pretty saber-happy site.
Yeah, but a lot of the batters that aren't striking out are getting hits (excluding tonight, obviously)
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It seems like it would be, but I'm no stats buff
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
His pitches do look more hittable this season...
More of them are catching the middle of the plate. But I don’t expect that to be like that for the rest of the season.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
From watching him, he does appear to be throwing some meatballs.
But the K’s and no walks are still sexy.
Oh yeah
So sexy. I’m hoping Sabean can swing him to a contender if we’re out of it by summer.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
He most certainly is.
His tRA+ was 130 last year and he was worth between 5.3 wins. Fangraphs has him at 3.8 wins last year, as measured by FIP. Either way, that’s a pretty legit ace season. He’s only been screwed by the home run rate this year, but his strikeout numbers are still good.
Combination of both, I guess
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Please don't suck Sweeney
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh wow.
Having Yuni makes me feel a bit better. And I never thought I would say something like that.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Fucking hate our team
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This might get bothersome
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Do not take Elvis Andrus's name in vain
I am an Andrus’s Witness. I have taken it upon myself to come here and spread the Word of Elvis.
by Adam J. Morris on May 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Vargas is pitching very well
It’d be nice if we could get some fucking runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Haha just tuned in...
I remember in some thread on this site yesterday, someone commented that this series would make mediocre pitchers look good. Nice.
In Relation To Sweeney....Charles Barkley On A.C. Green..."If God Was So Good To Him Why Didn't He Give Him A Jump Shot".
by Supersonics1984 on May 22, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Despite being a 1 run ballgame, 1 out and 2 speedy runners on had never felt less of a chance
with Beltre and Sweeney coming up.
Fuck it, why can’t Guti hit 2nd and Branyan 3rd for gosh sakes? And Griffey 4th, regardless of the matchup.
And Wlad’s sucking should get Chavez and his good glove a little more playing time. Sure Chavez may have a weak bat, but Wlad hasn’t been doing anything recently. (looks like he’s in a major funk).
In general, you should put your fifth best hitter in the #3 spot.
Per The Book. And hot and cold streaks have almost no predictive value and aren’t reflections of true talent level. Wlad might not be good for cleanup, but he’s not really as bad as he’s been the past few games.
Hey its the 6th inning and we have no runs.
Way to live up to expectations M’s.
"If your good at something never do it for free." - The Joker
Yeah, let's have our biggest home run threat bunt
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I think that was the logic
Because no one was expecting it.
I think The Book kinda advocates big sluggers bunting once in a while to keep the opposing defense from playing too far back.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I'm going to incorporate that phrase into my next argument about baseball.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I think you can read most of it online at Amazon.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Branyan is yet to put a ball in play tonight
Someone needs to fucking step up and get a big hit
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Branyan just got Randy from 90 to 100 pitches. That counts for something too.
Although I would like a hit or four, please.
He has had good AB's, but two of them have ended in strike outs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This team can't hit anything with a pulse.
"If your good at something never do it for free." - The Joker
I think if it was on bushes all the little kids would have eaten them all
People at least need to work for their food.
Only this time we have Lopez and Yuni instead of Beltre and Sweeney
Much better!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
After seeing him give up a homer to the first hitter, I definitely didn't expect this from Vargas.
Kudos, kid.
Ac's getting a hell of a show tonight from RJ and Vargas.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
I was planning on going to this game :(
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Bill Kreuger seems to be doing an alright job as color commentator
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
RJ's thrown 110 pitches. I doubt he'll go any longer.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
I'd be surprised if this wasn't his last batter
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
HOLY FUCK A RUN
HOLY FUCK LOPEZ DROVE IT IN
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Oh snap
He finally did something right.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
They're keeping him in?
What?
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
YES! HOORAY FOR BLOOPS!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That moment just now gave me goosebumps
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Bruce Bochy says
“hey mariners!, have a win!”
He is a fucking disgrace.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yep. Definitely a feel good moment
Now lets win the game
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
The standing O was nice.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Classy Randy
And good game Mariners. Hope to get you back tomorrow.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Who is the Big Eunuch
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That's retarded.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
So you're appropriating the epithet and turning it into a good thing.
What is this process called again (e.g. nigga, queer, Turk (originally derogative but appropriated by nationalists in the 19th century), etc? Teej? I know there’s a perfect, specific word for it but I forgot it.
I kind of know what you're talking about, and can't put my finger on it either.
This isn’t what you’re talking about, but some great links and a lot of interesting reading. The phrase or word you’re looking for, I think I’ve run across it in a link from this.
We love you, Randy.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Gutierrez has not been impressive at the plate, lately
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
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by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck?
I don’t understand how that even happened. That was just mind boggling!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
The fat bastard pisses me off.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
I've never seen the third out get recorded at home with the bases loaded and two oats.
Thank you Kenji for giving me a unique spectacle.
"The bases loaded and two oats"
That’s an interesting visual to say the least…
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't start pitching badly now Vargas
We’re no longer losing!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yeah, I think he's going a decent job
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
He's talking about the one thing where he actually has some idea of what the fuck he's talking about - pitching
I like how arbitrary his keys to the game are
“Yeah, the Mariners didn’t hit worth a damn, but I’m going to go ahead and give them a green check mark anyway, because who the fuck really watches this post-game shit?”
Jason Vargas just outpitched Randy Johnson.
Hot damn.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
BELTRE! HOORAY FOR BAD OUTFIELD DEFENSE!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
RUNNER ON 3RD 1 OUT FOR THE SEX MUSCLE
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
My bad, Balentien, THEN the sex Muscle
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Curacaoian sex muscle
Or is that name specifically reserved?
This is fucking pathetic
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Dear Wlad,
Please make contact with this pitch.
Love,
Taylor
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Why does no one ever listen to my suggestions
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
True
What were you going to give to Wlad if he followed through?
I was thinking more along the lines of "C'mon you sex inferno, stoke my fires!".
Doesn’t really work with Wlad though.
God Branyan is missing a lot of balls tonight
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
He's been facing two lefties with sick movement on their fastballs. I'm quite happy with his night, all things considered.
Yeah two walks is nice, just seems like he's swinging right through everything
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Well, he is Russell Branyan.
If you want the homers and walks, you gotta put up with the contact problems.
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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/6/867425/a-peculiar-comment
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Fantastic
I love how we’re not able to score more than 1 run in a game. I sure would love to see more of this
Good recovery after almost fucking up
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Wow, Yuni played some good defense that inning
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Side note:
You joined LL about a month ago, and you already have 2400+ comments. That is impressive. I’ve been here a year and a half and I only have 5300.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I often make a point to stay home during Mariners games
And since I joined this site, I pretty much just sit at the computer during all games ( I also have a hard time shutting up)
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You've made a much nicer first impression than did Coach, Quinn, or I.
Kudos.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, I've talked my way into looking stupid a few times though too :)
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I started it by saying something stupid I think
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Not really, but I only focused on the part where you mentioned you're not stat heavy.
I’m not either, compared to the analysis side of the table. Some of them are really really convenient though. Saves some time from sorting through a guys hit totals to figure out just exactly how he’s doing.
Dear Seattle Mariners,
Please score a run this inning. If you do, I will give you all a cookie.
Love, Taylor
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Not exactly looking good
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Hooray! I was sure they were going to score
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AHAHAHA KENJI
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I'm lovin' it!
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I mean the part where he fixes the essence of baseball on RISP. Just seems kind of odd.
About as arbitrary as apple pie, grit, hustle, strikeouts, and walk off home runs I guess.
I want a walk off home run, we haven't had yet this year
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There's just something ridiculously exhilirating about a walk off home run
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Problem is, adrenaline keeps you awake for an additional 2 hours afterward
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool with me, it's Friday night
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Ok aren't low scoring games supposed to be shorter?
What the hell?
Batters made the pitchers work.
Go through Gameday and you’ll see some crazy long at-bats (Branyan 10 pitch, etc.)
He's gonna hit it SOOOOOOOOO BIGGGGGGGG!
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Extra Innings
This team sure plays a lot of extra inning games don’t they
I blink more then Brad Adam does
Beltre!
BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP.
Why wouldn't they pinch hit Griffey here? I really don't get it
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED THOUGH! WINNING RUN ON 2ND 1 OUT!
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Pinch hitting carries a huge penalty.
Hitters suck when they sit all night. Like minus .030 wOBA suck. Matthew explained this somewhere a couple days ago.
There was an instance where diving into first base was actually the smart thing to do.
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COME ON WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Love the follow thru on that slide.
Veteran grace.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Alright, so we just need a base hit
I’m assuming they’re going to walk Branyan
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Oh shit, Griffey coming in for Johjima
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I want a walk off grand slam so desperately right now I can't even express it
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While a base hit wins
I want the classic Griffey HR swing
2-0 holy shit
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Fuck Dave Sims
Seriously
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DAMN DAMN DAMN
They way it was called I figured it was gone
All Daves are on fucking notice as of right now.
Don’t toy with my emotions.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Dave Thomas from Wendy's is dead.
Cross at least one of these fuckers off our list.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
It looked like he got under it but the way Sims was yelling I was convinced
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7 swinging strikes, 2 foul tips, 6 strikeouts through the first 3 1/3
Then he was more pitch to contact, but it worked. Many fly balls, 2 ground outs.
Actually I think t hat's for flaccid penises
by Poochie on May 22, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're a genius. This is not a sarcastic comment whatsoever.
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Hats for penises?
Keep penises warm. Make penises happy.
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we have an Andy Sonnanstine waiting in the wings?
Get Felix out to bat, stat.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Yes. He ran for Sweeney
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Griffey's ball was not hit soooo big. It was hit ....

by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
Like a mini sirloin burger?
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For some reason I can't make this comment stop being yellow
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KK
SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS
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I don't get how other teams can't hit our bullpen
I know they throw hard but you know whats coming everytime
Fuck, Angels took a 3-1 lead in the 8th
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Erick Aybar is having a nice night over in LA
0-4, two bunt pop outs, one GIDP and one K
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This just in: Peter Gabriel's debut album is really, really good.
Also, The Girlfriend Experience is a pretty crappy movie. You know what that film needed? Some good hardcore fucking, that’s what.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
This is the front-page review from imdb.com
Bottom line, this movie is unwatchable.
I have no sympathy or connection to the lead actress in this movie and it is unbearable to watch a film where the main character has no personality. This movie was boring, treacherous to sit through and is embarrassing for all parties involved in the creation of this utter waste of time. I am always glad to see horrible movies fail, this is no exception. It proves you actually need talent to make some money in the movie industry.
Don’t waste your time. This should also be rated PG-13, there really isn’t anything sexual about it, just a few boring people talking to each other.
Was it this bad?
I doubt it
It’s getting 60% on rotten tomatoes, and a lot of people don’t like moveis where you have to think.
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nowhere near that bad.
Just thoroughly banal. Were it not for the non-linear editing of scenes it would have been a thoroughly humdrum story. Sasha Grey is a fairly terrible actress, though.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Have you seen a lot of other Soderbergh movies?
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Including the one this resembles the most
sex, lies, and videotape.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Well at least it's not one of the Ocean's movie.
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget My Evil Sluts 3.
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That's the best porn title ever
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Mariner's front page headline: M's Slow Johnson's Quest for 300
How about: Retarded M’s Retard Johnson’s Quest for 300
How about:
Retarded Seattle Maritards retard that retard Johnson’s retarded quest for the 300 of the most retarded pitching stat that any retard ever thought of – wins.
Did anyone just hear that lady say "Oh come on"
She clearly was talking about Yuni, not the pitch.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
I don't like today's version of Gutierrez
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This game sucks.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Yeah, and they could have flown out to the warning track with the bases loaded
Oh wait.
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he start into the Grand Salami speil?
by Smegmalicious on May 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Our bullpen is fucking them up
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Holy crap
The Giants SUCK. Bad. Like, worse than us.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
I love your name.
A lot.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I wish Ichiro swung at ball four less often
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See: 11-3 victory over the Angels, 2nd home game of the year
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This is really depressing we need to fucking get hits
Ichiro swinging at ball four there is really frustrating. If he draws a walk we have the winning run on first base with tremendous speed and nobody out. What’s so bad about that Ichiro? Huh?
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Rowan looks just like John Petrucci
For those of you aware of the man.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
This is true.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Orlando Hudson looks like Akon
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It's a measure of my desperation that I'm beginning to find that "4 little numbers" commercial to be catchy and even endearing.
Well that wasn't a very good bunt
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That's quite the statement. Reminds me of:
THE ANGELS WIN THE PENNANT!!! THE ANGELS WIN THE PENNANT!!!
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Aaron Rowand
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I hate Rob Johnson. Kenji would have thrown him out easily
God dammit
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Is this the time in the game where I lose all hope?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Cuz it's not a Mariner game unless I feel it at some point.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Yuniesky Betancourt you worthless fucking monkey
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FUCK
…
Fuck.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
FUCK GUYS I THINK WE LOST OUR CHANCE TO GET CHASE HEADLEY
by JLC on May 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You are one lucky piece of shit Yuni
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That was a 6 out of 10 on the scale Mariner Commercial Greatness.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I miss the Edgar bat commercials from the 90's.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Absolutey, they are.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I almost wish we would have lost after that.
It could have been the last straw.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Wow I just came home and the game is still on.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Yep. This has been quite the....uh......game....
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You better fucking take you son of a bitch
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The muscle needs to end it, I don't want to see Rob Johnson bat
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That Sleep Country lady is so smooth.
A very natural actor.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't seen this before.
Brilliant. This kid is my hero.
by 88fingerslukee on May 22, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Than we have something in common
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WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS FUCKING GAME
AREN’T WE???!?!?!?!?!!
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BRANYAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING AWESOME!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
RUSSELL BRANYAN IS THE ONE MAN I AM NOT ASHAMED TO CONFESS MY LOVE FOR
FUCK YES WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO AMAZING
BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT
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Sweet
See what happens when you don’t bunt your fucking best hitter?
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
Thank the good lord Rob Johnson is up
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Rob Johnson will hit into a triple play.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Infield mound visit as Giants just decided to give up this game.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Walking him is the right call
on the other hand walking Rob Johnson would make me feel like a total fag
I will laugh it Rob Johnson actually walks.
That pitcher would have to feel like shit.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Bahaha...
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
And it's Lopez.
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We can fuck this up
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Woooooooooooo!
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
JESUS HE ALMOST HIT A WALK OFF GRAND SLAM
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN!!!!
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THANK FUCKING GOD
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JOSE LOPEZ IS A WALK OFF MACHINE GIVE THAT MAN THE CLUTCH AWARD
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It looks like they were actually fucking punching him in the head, like hard.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
"They're going to pound Jose Lopez"
Sims is absolutely on fire today.
by Manzanillos Cup on May 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
fucking told you guys
we have this shit DOWN.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
No one seems that excited
Well a minute afterwards anyway
I'm going to write in Rob Johnson
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by gregrabble on May 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Foregone conclusion
once Bochy put Misch in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
God they're pumelling the shit out of Lopez.
Then again this is their only opportunity to take their anger out on Lopez.
Somebody needs to get pied.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Bill Kreuger
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Now for the ceremonial clubhouse raping.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions
You're spewing out some strange comments
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I forgot how nice this feels. I've been ejaculating for 10 minutes now.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually curious as to what you mean by it than
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As in where are they when inappropriate posts need to be hidden.
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not that bad. If it's a word they say in sex ed it can't be all that inappropriate
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Predictive value
FTW
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
So
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Then technically we lost that battle tonight?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Basically
The opposite of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Is that a contest one wants to win?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Our June schedule is chalked full of bad offensive teams, so that might be fun
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Thanks, I looked at the schedule more carefully, looks like there's hope indeed.
Even when the M’s are sucking it seems they don’t do so bad at interleague play.
We widened our lead over Oakland!
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I got goosebumps, that was a great moment
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They could just as well ask him to get down
by .Taylor on May 22, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're talking about what to nickname Vargas on the post-game.
Umm… how about FUCKING AL CAPONE.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 22, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions
Remember how the Mets could decided on a 5th starter? And then settled on Livan?
Maybe they wish they had this Vargas guy.
That was so awesome
And I’m SO glad I let my friend talk me into going.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Randy Johnson is a true HOF's.
His post-game interview was great. He is awesome! We were so lucky to have him and Mr. Snappy in his early years. He was super and this win was wonderful.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
I'm thinking of going down to T-Town tomorrow to watch RRS get a rehab start.
I’ve never been to a Rainiers game, seems like this would be a good opportunity.
I haven't been to Cheney since I was a kid, but I recommend going at least once.
Minor-league baseball has its charms regardless, but knowing that they’re potential Mariners makes it much more fun. Particularly when you know a lot of their names.
Oh, MAN!
That would be so sweet – but I have other plans that I cannot get out of. Have fun!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

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