5/2: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 2, 2009 7:58 PM PDT
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Yes he does
and if not for some stupid baserunning plays we’d probably be up 3-1
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow stop fucking swinging at the first pitch
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
A hero to people who wish to be greatly overcompensated for mediocre performance everywhere
I think if Clement is not called up in the next two weeks I am going to have a psychotic break.
Pinella 14?
Wha?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Replaying, it looks authentic.
Who the fuck buys an authentic jersey of Lou?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Indeed Cahill sucks
That’s why he lasted six innings against the Mariners while allowing 10 baserunners.
It seemed like he was pitching up in the zone a lot for a extreme groundball pitcher tonight.
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Andrew Bailey is Oakland's Shawn Kelly
I wonder if we can trade Silva for him.
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
One can dream
Some day Beane’s bad trade virginity will be broken and the sabremetric god will fall.
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've all but given up trying.
You’d think MLBAM would work out all the bugs in something before releasing it.
I-CHI-RO
COME ON ENDY!!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
We're not exactly known for capitalizing on bases loaded situations
by JLC on May 2, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No team is known for that.
I don’t know how much of that kind of clutch hitting I would buy.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
Now would be a good time to get a hit or a walk Griffey.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow thanks for fucking ignoring me
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The FSN guys were expecting more...
Showed a 4-1 lead after the hit, and changed it back quickly.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
FIRST PITCH SWINGING YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Centered fastball, elevated in the zone.
He ought to be swinging at that.
Lowe has a hold.
We should make a stat for 7th inning relievers next.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Now would be a good time for a K
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh God, please get Giambi out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The Official Website For People Who Dream Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan
How wonderful!
This should lead to some interesting google search results.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Good thing he's not Ellsbury.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
His beard is weird.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I fucking hate you Yuniesky Betancourt, I fucking hate you
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That changes nothing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Someone needs to put a hit out on Yuniesky
Anyone….
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Take Lowe out before he fucking loses us the game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Not Lowe's fault Endy missed keeping the ball in front of him.
And Giambi and Holliday hit really good pitches.
That changes nothing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I didn't say he hadn't I just don't think they should keep him in to face Cust
I want him to strike him out very badly though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Holliday making contact on the slider is impressive
3 in the zone in a row and still no out, poor Lowe
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No likey dead-even fan graph
This is getting old.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I don't have TV is Mark Lowe really sucking that bad?
Or did he catch a couple tough breaks?
You got slurved bitch.
He's pitched pretty poorly.
Although he got hurt by groundballs, he gave up a couple line shots too.
I like how the linedrives were caught but the groundballs are the ones that hurt him.
You got slurved bitch.
Stuff is great
But Holliday is a great hitter and Lowe forgets his control at home somedays. His Slider is devestating if he can locate it.
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's Cal Ripken Junior?
I know of only one Junior.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
You're right.... haha this run is awesome
37: Chiang Kai- Shek / Soong May-Ling
38: Hitler
39: Stalin
40: Churchill
41: FDR
42: Stalin
Then Marshall, Ike, Truman, Byrnes, Marshall, Truman, Churchill
Did not know you could win it twice
Churchill 1940, shakes head.
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know who it is, but I know it's not Hitler
by JLC on May 2, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That Diamond Club woman ...
… has a full head of hair that resembles a sasquatch or a wookie. Gross.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Wish they could make contact
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That was just a fantastic AB for Rob Johnson.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Sterling Savings Bank commercials are just plain retarded
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Even if they are they're still horrible, horrible commercials
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
by gregrabble on May 2, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Has anyone yet deciphered the Japanese code words on the backstop ads?
Secret messages perhaps?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
"If you can read this, you're playing right field"
by abender20 on May 2, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK THIS UMPIRE THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Who are collectively 5-for-9 tonight.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on May 2, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what you get for having long ugly hair, jackass.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I said just kidding
Jeez
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Next time they should do a throwback to 1943 and make Wak stay in a cage in the clubhouse.
by Aaron Campeau on May 2, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKIHNG FIRE
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
You dumb shit
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
HE WAS OUT BY A MOTHER FUCKING MILE
GO TO HELL JOHNSON
I fucking hate Rob fucking Johnson
Jesus Chris his defense must’ve cost us like 8 runs by now
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
THE BALL WAS THERE HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE BALL AND CATCH THE BAL
CATCH THE FUCKIDG BLLAL UYOU GOD DMAN HORSEFUCKINGGNSDNPOSDJFPOSH!!XCDVFZS
That goddamn throw was placed perfectly.
Jeff Clement and his slow brain makes that fucking play.
You know Jeff Clement probably does the same thing
But you know what? Jeff Clement also could have driven in any of the runs fucking Johnson has left on base tonight!
Fuck you Rob!
No, he probably doesn't
You couldn’t have possibly asked for a better throw.
The irony is if Kenji pinch-hit for him last inning, Kenji would be in. And Kenji makes that play.
It was not a good throw
short hopping the catcher is always a bad idea
But the throw still beat him Rob Johnson had time to get the runner out he just fucked up.
You got slurved bitch.
There is no way that isn't a good throw
It just wasn’t perfect
by Graham MacAree on May 2, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wuertz? I thought Ziegler was the closer
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That was the most demoralizing thing to happen this year.
Well, probably second to our introduction to the Ministry of Silly Walks in Minnesota, but still.
How are we fucking losing to TREE LEAFS?!
The Oaks are among history’s all time stupid mascots. Right up there with Montgomery Biscuits.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
God dammnit
We’re fucked
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Now might be a good time to bring out a PH
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I know :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Great fucking job Yuni
You’re such an asset
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
GOD DAMMIT
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WHY THE FUCK DID HE SWING AT THAT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What's this taking pitches
when they cannot find the strike zone, heresey!!!!
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
We played far better than Oakland in every aspect except catcher defense and managerial prowess.
I’d say it felt like we (Mariner fans) deserved a win, at least.
Rob Johnson is my favorite person who I want to pee-slap.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Piss all over my hand and then slap him with it.
OK I don’t really know but my stream-of-consciousness anger/cursing is off scale right now.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to get completely blitzed.
I am drinking 100 beers, and toasting each one to the Deadly Johnson Assassination Team.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
None of Oakland's pitchers could fine the zone
so naturally we managed to lose somehow.
Also, Rob Johnson for the bullpen. His innacurate arm would fit in there perfectly
by tdot mariner fan on May 2, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Karma's a bitch.
Silva pitches like crap and we find a way to win. Washburn tosses a quality start and we do everything we can to lose.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Ok so we lost a game today that we probably shouldn't have lost
but last night we won a game we probably shouldn’t have won
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