5/19: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM PDT
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John Olerud?
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by qrsouther on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which, as long as we're on it...
…what really was Olerud’s deal with wearing the helmet at first?
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Had a seizure
and wore it as a precaution
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it had something to do with brain protection.
Thanks.
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Seriously, you hate the Nuggets more than the Lakers?
by Wilder. on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
I was meaning to get to it after the other thread was closed. I won’t debate about Olerud’s condition considering you have inside info on the matter.
I don't give a shit about basketball and I hate Kobe.
by Aaron Campeau on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What is Loaf's win expectancy contribution thusfar tonight?
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This game is fucking stupid
I would prefer we use a dead guy at 2nd base, at least he can’t hit into DPs
Thank God for Cedeno and Ichiro
And Griffey, I guess
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
But we are down so much more
in terms of hope
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We sincerely need to practice the pickle drill.
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Uh, I think he was out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix's night isn't done yet...?
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I honestly feel like vomiting
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So, uhhhh, about Felix turning the corner...
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE LESS OF A FLAMING FUCKTARD
I AM GOING TO FIND YOUR VENEZUELAN LITTLE LEAGUE COACH AND CRUCIFY HIM
.
"A couple years ago I was a thrower, not a pitcher. Now I am a pitcher. I located all of my pitches today. I don’t want to throw 97 in the middle. I just want to go at the corners and throw my two seamers. They have a pretty good line up and you have to locate your pitches. Michael Young is a great hitter, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys out it will be fine."
...and now I'm here
.
"A couple days ago I was a pitcher, not a thrower. Now I am a thrower. I located few of my pitches today. I wanted to throw 97 in the middle. I didn’t want to go at the corners and throw my bendy things. They have a pretty mediocre line up and you have to locate your pitches. Chone Figgins is an annoying little ass twat, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys on it will suck donkey balls."
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh man
I just realized that everyone is probably so pissed at Felix right now that that isn’t even good bait. :(
It'd be like being mad at a kid with down syndrome for having trouble with math homework.
by Aaron Campeau on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a contrarian
It just so happens that you guys are often right around here… which means that I have to be wrong just to satisfy my contrarian nature.
Have you and marc w ever had beers together?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But does he write strange, unprompted, short posts about his awfulness?
...and now I'm here
Honestly, he pitched better than his line by getting a ton of groundballs (9GB outs, 3 FB outs, 5 or 6 hits were ground balls), many swinging strikes.
But this just makes his astonishing thick-headedness even more painful.
Oh but they did
What’s the run expectancy difference between runner on 2nd no outs to runner on 3rd one out?
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't blow this Endy
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Cause we are playing for that ONE RUN!!!
We need to pad our “Losses by 1 run” stat
God dammit Ronny.
If you had let that pitch go by, you would’ve been one strike away from earning our everlasting love.
What was the point of that?
Does anybody on our team know how baseball works? We need base runners, dude who’s already homered tonight has a 2-0 count, what’s he do? Perfect.
At least he got the run in, didn't pull a Lopez
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Palmer isn't pitching
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
No I believe he was referring to my behavior circa last season.
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It's feeling better now
But for all the great improvements, it still breaks up too much at the the MLB server end.
HAHAH RANDY JOHNSON IS BIG UNIT!
...and now I'm here
Nice play
Wish he could hit though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Sick throw by Beltre.
Yea, I said it.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Well that could have been it if it wasn't so suck.
...and now I'm here
What the fuck is wrong with him
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Someone needs to hit him in the ankle
by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
In the celebratory clubhouse, third baseman Adrian Beltre joked to Hernandez that he was going to whack him in the ankle before his next start.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No I just decided I wouldn't mind Branyan's wiener in my mouth
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Branyan's sexiness
is what dictated the change
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The same reason we capitalize words in the English language.
Steroids and Cocaine.
...and now I'm here
What the hell, man? This doesn't make any sense, idiot.
...and now I'm here
I'm a member of the Royal Society of Preventing Capital Letter Neglect
Please don’t send more capital letters out into the cold rainy night.
by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that one was directed at himself
But we do try and make a point around here to use proper capitalization. Helps increase readability of comments
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem
You don’t act like a crazy or anything, so you’re doing ok around here. Just one of LL’s little quirks is an effort to make comments contain proper capitalization and grammar.
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes because none of us act like a crazy
by Aaron Campeau on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I started to question my use of that word as soon as I hit enter
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy; All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
See? Totally ineffective.
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Which is something I'm not entirely used to on the internet (attention to grammar) but I'm willing to adapt.
Now back to heartache and pain.
The most we are going to get for Beltre is a case of bats.
...and now I'm here
If he keeps this up, all we'll be able to get for him at the deadline is..
A bag of balls and some left over pink bats.
Imagine if this wasn't a contract year and he wasn't trying
He’d be about 0-120 with 87 Ks
It'd stop being depressing and start being extremely funny at around 0-50
At that point I’d probably be rooting for more outs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ronny
Looks like some sort of bird..GIF time anyone?
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
A sexy bird with a phenomenal ass
Or so I hear
by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, yes. An hour has passed.
So yes, Decatur.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Fahey in the hand is worth two in the bush?
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I'm not entirely sure who or what this is exactly.
But, it made me smile. Thank you.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
I'd like our chances of scoring more next inning if it weren't for Lopez, smack dab in the middle
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Those retards are running way too much
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Cedeño even tags better than Yuni.
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Also like 6 more of them than anyone else on the team
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Griffey has a couple
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jesus Lopez how can you be so awful
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I am now thinking of you as a fucking retarded brother, Loafie
God, this is the worst game I’ve ever seen one player not named Brad Lidge play
I AM CURRENTLY RECONCILING JUSTICE WITH FAITH
by seattlebruin on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So we're bringing in Batista eh?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
It almost feels unsporting to make fun of him, he makes it so easy.
He’s like that poor, chained bear that Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot.
Where's Eileen and Estefania
Our new best f@#@$$ friends forever.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
By the way
Is there any way you could stick in some bunnies or something? That’d be perfecto!
Now you see it, now you don’t.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
I'm not clever enough to make the original picture.
You can find it on www.miguelbatista.net. It’s real, and it’s spectacular.
...and now I'm here
When did Batista decide he would grow some puny ass sideburns?
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Yeah that would be ridiculous
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Are you even allowed to pinch hit?
Wak and I thought they changed the rules to stop that bullshit.
Yeah, they're trying to shorten game times.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Then why did they bring in Batista?
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, lets walk the leadoff man in a one run game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is pretty much a shitty game in every way
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So does anyone on the Angels have a normal first name?
...and now I'm here
We have a player named Yuniesky and a player named Wladimir
by Aaron Campeau on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert Abreu
John Lackey. Jeff Mathis. Mike Napoli. Chone Figgins. Brandon Wood. Nick Adenhart. Joe Saunders. Brian Fuentes.
by seattlebruin on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though it's pronounce "Sean", Chone is still not a normal name.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Chone seems normal now because it is a projection system.
I expect Marcel, Zips, Oliver to become popular as well.
Yeah, Torii is normal
for a chick, maybe
by seattlebruin on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Or did he get sent down
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Nick....
Oops.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Tardiness Fail.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
So why did we pull Lowe in favor of Batista?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Maybe Wak is worried that 9th inning suckage is contagious between people with diabetes.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
This, in no way,
feels like a close game
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHA you got K'd by Batista!!!!
Feel your shame
Batista shut them down.
Time for the Mariners to open it up!!!!!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
YESSSSSSSSS.
A shame the original thread of this imagine (with the LSB troll) got deleted. Such is the price of eternal vigilance.
If we win this game it will definitely be a statement win
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
9 for a 11 in save opportunities.
Fucking insensitive terrorist bastard.
...and now I'm here
Fuentes look like
he eats nothing but refried beans
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Oh thank God they're actually pinch hitting
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Looks like somebody forgot to check the lineup card
Wlad’s a loose cannon
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think some hooligans are calling it "pinch hitting"
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow
Fan-fucking-tastic
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Perfect pitches always invoke the sorts of reactions that took place above.
by Aaron Campeau on May 19, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But perfect pitches are never called correctly by the umps
Like Gihyou said below that was a lousy time for the ump to correctly call a strike
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by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So unless Ichiro homers we lose
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That is my prediction
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Why the fuck would they pinch hit Sweeney for Gutierrez
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Does it feel to anyone else that Ichiro has ended several games lately?
...and now I'm here
I was just thinking the same
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this team with a passion
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What a consolation prize! We get to watch the guitarist of Pearl Jam take batting practice!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Our middle infield has 100% justified my racism
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a white infield!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Or an asian middle infield.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Jack Wilson! Kelly Johnson! Blake DeWitt!
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Wilson! JJ Hardy! Chris Coghlan!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
This game really puts a damper on the Silva news
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
I'm surprised
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angels fan in seattle
I stole an out once...
I was immediately ejected from the stadium
by JamMasterJesus on May 19, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I might average more than once an hour
by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
824 fucks by Graham in LL history
You’ve been here longer than a month. Nice math fagface.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAHHHRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to kick a puppy
When you have no fastball command, you obviously have to throw more fastballs to feel it out
by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
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