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5/19: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I blame myself for entertaining the possibility that Jose Lopez might not suck.

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John Olerud?

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by qrsouther on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which, as long as we're on it...

…what really was Olerud’s deal with wearing the helmet at first?

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by qrsouther on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Lucky to have been alive.

by Wilder. on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is fucking stupid

I would prefer we use a dead guy at 2nd base, at least he can’t hit into DPs

by Gihyou on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, I think he was out

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly feel like vomiting

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE LESS OF A FLAMING FUCKTARD

I AM GOING TO FIND YOUR VENEZUELAN LITTLE LEAGUE COACH AND CRUCIFY HIM

by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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"A couple years ago I was a thrower, not a pitcher. Now I am a pitcher. I located all of my pitches today. I don’t want to throw 97 in the middle. I just want to go at the corners and throw my two seamers. They have a pretty good line up and you have to locate your pitches. Michael Young is a great hitter, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys out it will be fine."

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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"A couple days ago I was a pitcher, not a thrower. Now I am a thrower. I located few of my pitches today. I wanted to throw 97 in the middle. I didn’t want to go at the corners and throw my bendy things. They have a pretty mediocre line up and you have to locate your pitches. Chone Figgins is an annoying little ass twat, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys on it will suck donkey balls."

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh man

I just realized that everyone is probably so pissed at Felix right now that that isn’t even good bait. :(

by johnbai on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joh!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don't blow this Endy

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Cause we are playing for that ONE RUN!!!

We need to pad our “Losses by 1 run” stat

by d0nkey on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Ronny.

If you had let that pitch go by, you would’ve been one strike away from earning our everlasting love.

by Decatur on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, nevermind.

I should pull mlb.tv back up.

by Decatur on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he got the run in, didn't pull a Lopez

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

Wish he could hit though

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick throw by Beltre.

Yea, I said it.

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with him

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a member of the Royal Society of Preventing Capital Letter Neglect

Please don’t send more capital letters out into the cold rainy night.

by Graham MacAree on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that one was directed at himself

But we do try and make a point around here to use proper capitalization. Helps increase readability of comments

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem

You don’t act like a crazy or anything, so you’re doing ok around here. Just one of LL’s little quirks is an effort to make comments contain proper capitalization and grammar.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd stop being depressing and start being extremely funny at around 0-50

At that point I’d probably be rooting for more outs

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CLONE RONNY

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ronny

Looks like some sort of bird..GIF time anyone?

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Lopez how can you be so awful

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So we're bringing in Batista eh?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah.


I’m ready.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

By the way

Is there any way you could stick in some bunnies or something? That’d be perfecto!

Now you see it, now you don’t.

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not clever enough to make the original picture.

You can find it on www.miguelbatista.net. It’s real, and it’s spectacular.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

I was introduced to it not too long ago. I was once lost, but now am found.

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that would be ridiculous

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you even allowed to pinch hit?

Wak and I thought they changed the rules to stop that bullshit.

by Gihyou on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they're trying to shorten game times.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Abreu?

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Dear Joevan, Develop motor skills. Love, ATQ.

by qrsouther on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty much a shitty game in every way

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Robert Abreu

John Lackey. Jeff Mathis. Mike Napoli. Chone Figgins. Brandon Wood. Nick Adenhart. Joe Saunders. Brian Fuentes.

by seattlebruin on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though it's pronounce "Sean", Chone is still not a normal name.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick....

Oops.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tardiness Fail.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why did we pull Lowe in favor of Batista?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Wak is worried that 9th inning suckage is contagious between people with diabetes.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batista shut them down.


Time for the Mariners to open it up!!!!!!!!!

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

YESSSSSSSSS.

A shame the original thread of this imagine (with the LSB troll) got deleted. Such is the price of eternal vigilance.

by Decatur on May 19, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 for a 11 in save opportunities.

Fucking insensitive terrorist bastard.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuentes look like

he eats nothing but refried beans

by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank God they're actually pinch hitting

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Fan-fucking-tastic

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So unless Ichiro homers we lose

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That is my prediction

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck would they pinch hit Sweeney for Gutierrez

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup...

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team with a passion

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised

Players are still allowed to use them.

Just some stuff I found here and here

Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?

by melenious on May 19, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Halo Heaven
HOW: Well the way to beat the Mariners is to score more runs than they do.

by Mariners116 on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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