5/19: Open Game Thread
Los Angeles Angels at Seattle Mariners, May 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
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Rangers lose.
And their Morrow-Powered 7-game winning streak is over; By Dontrelle Willis of all people.
It just doesn't feel right
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Lineup?
Ichiro RF
Gutierrez CF
Griffey DH
Beltre 3B
Branyan 1B
Lopez 2B
Johjima C
Cedeno SS
Chavez LF
No Wlad, but no Betancourt either.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Aaaand
We’re done.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It's not that awful, at least Gutz is in the two hole
I’m starting to wonder how long Beltre is going to stay in the cleanup spot though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm just fearing the worst
That way, if we win, it will be a pleasant surprise…
Someone on 710 was wondering the same thing today when I was listening at work. Are they trying to make him walk off his slump or something? With their willingness to bench Yuni, and Wak’s deal with saying that playing everyday is a privilege, not a right, you’d think Beltre might sit at least one more day…or at least be sent further down the order….
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Pick your favorite
Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, AiC, or Heart
I can eliminate the last two pretty easily but jesus
I just realized how dumb the phrase "had ya going" sounds.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
I'm just glad we were finally able to chase JI out of this place
He was a real cancer to the community
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit he's back what have I done
Now I’m the cancer
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Soundgarden hands down
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
I don't know. Mostly likely the same reason Seattle is full of Boston fans.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
So what's up with the funky rotation?
Did I miss something along the way? Washburn-Felix-Jakubauskas-Bedard?
The Ms moved Felix up a day after their offday last week in order for him to start in Texas
and for Jakbauskas to start at home against Boston.
Noah Lowry is revolting
SAN DIEGO (AP)—San Francisco Giants left-hander Noah Lowry(notes) was scheduled to undergo surgery Tuesday to remove the first rib on his left side, due to symptoms from thoracic outlet syndrome.
The measures people go to in order to get a suitable wife...
by Dewey N on May 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same here, screw FSN.
I don’t like a blank screen. Maybe when we’re getting crushed, but not 4 minutes before opening pitch.
Steal outs?
I feel like we usually generate a surplus.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That national anthem rendition totally blew.
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Did FSN drop out for anyone else?
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Huh, maybe it's a regional thing.
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Yeah
I didn’t have any problems, either…I’m even watching boner pill commercials currently. On FSN!
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I am trying to have sex with a television channel.
by Dewey N on May 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Like that chick who married part of the Berlin Wall!
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Continuing this subthread would be like continuing Tuesdays with Sean Green
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So hey when are we going to see Tuesdays with Sean White?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit!
I was going to supply proof!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
So where are we trading Fogel?
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When's that coming back?
I want to make passive aggressive comments about how unfunny it is rather then tabinig over to the next thread
Working fine for me as well
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well, I could've picked 4 other days of the week that I'd rather enjoy having FSN be blocked out on.
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I am pleased to report that FSN is working in McCall, Idaho
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In 30 years none of these players will be Seattle Mariners
That will make me smile
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woohoo good start
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That's not a good start
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
From the camera angle they provided he looked out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This game is already bad
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
No but he can't throw strikes
6 balls, 1 strike so far and the 1 strike was a hit
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This isn't fair to those whose FSN took a shit.
Is he actually?
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And here I thought they were motivated and diligent
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually he does look a little fatter in the face
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA oh man i need to catch my breath HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY SAVE US!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
No, it's not full Dave
You’re close though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix is stupid
I fucking hate you Mariners
So he can't locate his fastball, yes that's all he's throwing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix really knows how to crash a party
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
And somewhere in the seattlpi blog somebody will post a story about how Morrow/Felix are useless and will never develop and are complete bust.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I'd really prefer if we didn't lose this game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I would pay extra to see it...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Hahahahaha bvendy stuff!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
He still hasn't gotten an out...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I hate this team
Also, where the fuck was Lopez playing??
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Imagine it could be Denny Stark.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Whatcha got?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well this is retarded
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix gave up 2 runs in the 1st inning. MLIA
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
There are still 0 outs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I was at the game and didn't think he got all of it.
Was surprised that it kept carrying.
angels fan in seattle
So...
I’m Venezuelan (Mets fan) and all of Felix’s bad starts are the ones that the local sports channel have broadcasted. They’re showing this one too so now I’m certain they’re jinxing him.
I thought you guys would like to know that.
Well, everyone knows he's fucking awesome.
But not many people can see him because he’s on the west coast, so we don’t see him too often and he’s forgotten sometimes. His peak of popularity was when he outdueled Matsuzaka on that awesome 1 hitter on Fenway a couple of years ago.
I love him, he’s the only Venezuelan i care about outside my team.
I'm glad I still haven't gotten around to hooking that converter box up.
I can’t give into temptation to watch this team.
HOLY LIVING FUCK THAT WAS GOOD.
Please step down from Mt. Olympus and grace us with your presence more often, Felix.
I think this was the irony of it
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Sorry, that was supposed to reply to your above post
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I was wondering this too.
I guess so. I thought maybe it was something I just didn’t notice before.
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KK
Would be nice to get out of it with only two runs in
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's a nice pitch right there.
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I had never noticed the dad winking at his son in the "SOOOOOOO BIGGGG" commercial before
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Did all the outs come on non fastballs?
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Napoli struck out looking
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I hate Napoli more than any other player in baseball. I have no logical reason for this.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
More than anyone
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Angry Whopper sounds like something that would give you the kind of Hershey Squirts that makes your butt burn
by Poochie on May 19, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That wasn't a strike
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Has g00tz's average suddenly climbed like 45 points in the past week?
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I guarantee you Griffey homers right here
by Poochie on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
You eat a hat if he doesn't.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I think a requirement should be imposed that one must be able to spell their own goddamn first name before being a starting major leaguer.
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Wow fuck Chone Figgins, three nice plays that inning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I would be okay with Figgins catching a ball in the face.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ichiro has looked different for the last few games
What’s missing/added?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
If only I could vouch for that.
Life would be perfect.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Robert on May 19, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Felix's smile resurrected Lazarus.
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And it's funny
Because it’s a pun!
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I bet Chone Figgens does cocaine.
...and now I'm here
It's a fastball count every time DAve.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
KENJI!
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I've always wondered...
When you’re at the park, and you see those guys putting up the “K” signs, what happens when a pitcher strikes out 3? This is a serious question.
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People pretend to not notice
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
They put up another 3
And then all the black people there get disgusted and leave
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
K, not 3
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 19, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm looking for a Branyan steal.
...and now I'm here
He had one yesterday
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Why does Jose Lopez look like a 6 year old swinging a heavy wooden bat?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Man Abreu makes that play looks hard.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
A lot of people believe Randy Johnson's the best pitcher in baseball today?
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CEDENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...and now I'm here
RONNY RONNY RONNY RONNY RONNY RONNY
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Mmm not quite there yet.
Still working on my first beer of the night. Give me oh, another hour.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
SEX MY RONNY I WANT YOUR CHILDREN BREWING INSIDE ME LIKE A WARM POT OF MOCHA JAVA
by abender20 on May 19, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ronny Cedeno likes his job
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Having the lead is much more comfortable
It would be nice if it lasted this time though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
The Mariners seem to be hitting a lot more home runs this year than I'm used to
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Playing up the middle for Hunter is working really well for Lopez tonight
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jose Lopez dives so much you'd think he's his WAR
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Oh snap he's gonna need some ice for that burn.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
That looked like a foul ball
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
IS THAT THUNDER OR DID SILVA COME UP FROM THE CLUBHOUSE
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Zoolander is a fantastic movie
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN TORII!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
He's hot and he's cold.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I believe Jeff had a post and accompanying image many months ago about this very tenet.
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I'm totally now picturing Yuni as Tom Hanks in Castaway now
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Swing motherfucker swing.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Beltre needs to start corking his bat.
...and now I'm here
So apparently Silva
could be done for the season. Frayed labrum and rotator cuff.
by jimmylauderdale on May 19, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
That pisses me off.
Another idiot playing through pain and discomfort and hurting the team. Frayed labrum and rotator cuff seem like things you would feel.
On the other hand, this is awesome that he might be gone. Fuck him. That sucks that we still owe him this salary this year regardless.
Or they're really committed to the lie
by Jeff Sullivan on May 19, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"Such fraying can be normal in a pitcher’s arm"
Easy to commit to a lie that can be technically true.
...and now I'm here
Carlos Silva
In other news, an MRI done on Carlos Silva yesterday revealed an impingement in his right shoulder. It also showed fraying of both the labrum and rotator cuff (uh-oh!). The results were reviewed by team medical director Dr. Edward Khalfayan and have been forwarded to Dr. David Altcheck for a second opinion. No matter what you may think of Silva, he’s under contract for two years after this one. So, no, this is not good news.
That said, it’s not necessarily season-over time either. Such fraying can be normal in a pitcher’s arm and a guy can work through it without surgery, That’s what second opinions are for.
quick question gang - my dad wants to know what happened to Mike Morse, and I don't have an answer. can anyone fill me in?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Hmm that lead didn't last too long either
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow they're running a lot tonight
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Helped them in the first but not since
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Way to try and pull a pitch on the outside of the plate Jose.
"If your good at something never do it for free." - The Joker
We should see if we can get Anthony Ortega for him
That guy’s a fucking stud
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Taking one for the team!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Can anyone explain this to me?
I missed this pitcher that got tossed after what, 2 pitches?
And I live in a cave.
Thanks
If he hadn't lifted his arm that may have hit him directly in the face
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I tried. It just doesn't seem to be working in my firefox browser right now.
It’s working in google chrome though.
I want to fly home and apparently JetBlue is giving away free tickets to Angels fans tomorrow
is it worth my dignity to get a free airplane ticket?
You "have to dress in Angels gear from head to toe"
by seattlebruin on May 19, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think it's a contest I think they're just giving them to Angels fans
I could be wrong though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Did they specify LAA?
Or can you just put on some giant white wings and a bed sheet.
...and now I'm here
Actually, that might win because of the creativity.
And you wouldn’t have to forfeit your dignity and honor.
Taking another pitch would have been a good idea.
Or swinging better.
...and now I'm here
A hit here would be fantastic
LETS GO GUTZ
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Bad time to have a terrible AB
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Come on Guti
you’re supposed to be the patient right hand bat.
Our pitchers hate pitching with leads.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Felix seems pretty determined to lose.
...and now I'm here
That seems to be a trend this year
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Cool, 2nd and 3rd, one out
This should end well
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It appears the Angels are trying their hardest to make sure Yuni starts the rest of the year
by taking out his competition.
...and now I'm here
This is fucking ridiculous
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So who are we gonna see Morrow, Stark, Whit or Tits?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Sean White is the only one I'm even remotely comfortable with right now
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He's missing from your list of favorite people.
...and now I'm here
5 bucks says he forgot how many outs there were.
...and now I'm here
That's what it looked like
I fucking hate you Mariners
This is absolutely pathetic
What is it with this team and holding leads lately
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Everyone knows that though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I want to watch Glee at 9.
So, foolishly, I was hoping for that fast game, where Felix pitches deep into the game, saving his bullpen.
It's their Don't Stop Believing commercials that hooked me in...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I'm deciding whether to watch Glee as well...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I think that was supposed to be literal.
As in “why the hell do they keep breaking.”
...and now I'm here
Apparently global warming causes collective umpire blindness.
...and now I'm here
I've always wondered on that last play
Since the 1st baseman tagged the runner instead of getting the force out, if the runner scores from 3rd before the runner is tagged why doesn’t it count? Is it just because the runner never made it to 1st?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Not considered a break in the play.
...and now I'm here
All he wants is for Griffey to get a hit
Not even a homer, a single will be fine.
The bar is low for Griffey these days.
Those walks are so sexy
Here comes the inevitable Beltre DP though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ha you would have lost, he struck out on 3 pitches instead
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
At least Russell is up
HE DOESN’T DISAPPOINT!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh no it's Lopez's turn to mess up.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I wish Lopez was dead
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So Lopez is trying to single handedly lose this game for us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Was that on the first pitch too?
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New game thread up
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880757/5-19-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880757/5-19-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880757/5-19-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880757/5-19-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880757/5-19-open-game-thread-part-2

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