5/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT
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AH!
It’s like the Predator taking batting practice!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Don't worry the Angel's will find a way
to error themselves into an L. Plus there’s always our bullpen of terrible.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
I'm somewhat surprised he didn't call him out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
You can take the Beltre out of the lineup....
But we have never-ending supply of feeble copies.
Yeah I'm fucking sick of umpires
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He must've been in one of those Samuel Taylor Coleridge-type trips.
Because that was massive and brilliant.
As a new person, I am highly interested in the differences between the two sites.
This site seems MUCH better.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This site's commenters are much younger and OT
if that’s what you’re looking for, than LL is the right place. USSM has analysts who are just as talented as the ones we have here
by seattlebruin on May 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Our layout is far more conducive to readable comment threads
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus your content is more conducive to readable, funny threads. I do like it.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he was banned a long, long time ago.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, it's part of the progression.
USSM commenters often switch over to LL after awhile.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Many of the younger ones
I think we frighten the elderly.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the"Why David J Corcoran destroys everything he touches" post
But I never happened across any confirmation that he was banned until today.
These calls are drastically affecting the game.
What the crap.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if he would do better if he rotated counter clockwise instead....
Almost like some sort of boost, like a power thing.
Griffey!!
That makes me feel a little better.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I am.
I’ve never not loved anything they make.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's disappointing for a pilsner.
It is Beer.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a good Pils? I had the chance to try it the other night
But went with my first Dogfishhead instead
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
For an American Pils I don't think it can be topped
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, now I vaguely regret my choice.
I would have tried Dogfish eventually, but I rarely see Victory around here.
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually not that orgasmic over Prima.
But I need to taste it again. Chuckanut locally actually makes a decent pils
Balentein hits a HR I'll find a nacho hat and eat it.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Against Lackey I mean.
At this AB.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
And ... like the midget cowboys ... getting old.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Three weeks ago I was Midget cowboys' biggest supported. Hilarious, funny, who doesn't love a tiny little cow?!?!
But … it’s too much now! And it’s not even in HD. Cheap … and getting old.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh FUCK ... I am SOOOOO tired of that shit-eating "SOOOOOOO BIG" kid.
Plus … I don’t want to see an 11 year old in a bathtub every night. Seriously.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we have a new catchphrase for the long ball.
It’s hit to deep left field … that ball is … SOOOO BIGG!!!
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason it reminds me of that shitty video for Black Hole Sun
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Tonight's Commercial Break question from Me:
Does anyone know if they sell those badass Yellow “S” hats still in any official capacity?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not sure why they skipped the Torii Hunter 3 run double in the game recap
That seems like a fairly important play
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A BENDY PITCH THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A STRIKE!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
WAs that on TV back to back bendy stuff holy crap!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Well
If they want him to pitch at least two innings, I don’t think there’s any way we will see just fastballs. He has to throw something else.
Right?
They're going to fix Morrow by stretching him out over longer stints.
Might I suggest that by using him as the first pitcher of the game, you can better control how many innings he throws and under what circumstances?
Sweet mother of Jesus he's throwing in the bendy stuff.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Today, Brandon Morrow gave up runs.
My life is average.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Gutz appeared to be really close to getting that
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Right handed Matt Thornton!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Yeah
Morrow should definitely be a starter; that way, we’ll know how badly things are going to go without watching 5 innings of a game…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
It's remarkable how much more fun this game was when we were winning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
If it weren't for all the semen in his belly Gutierrez may have been able to jump higher
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Good Lord!
Why am I laughing so hard?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
If I have box immunity I could kill it in no time flat.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this cuzza the screaming in the face thing?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Except of course that was Brett and not acblue.
Fuck my life I am a LL failure at least once a thread.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew leaving the house was a mistake
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
These high fastballs are working really well for him
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Please for the love of God option Morrow to Tacoma.
by BrianL on May 18, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Well in his last 3 appearances he's given up 7 ER in 1 1/3 IP
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm sorry Brandon, but you deserve this.
Brandon Morrow is throwing his fastball up in the zone and with poor command?
Brandon Morrow is a closer?
(surprised man’s face)
ignacio
Aybar has first and third eyes.
He can stand on home, face second, and look at first and third.
I hate to ever paraphrase Bill Krueger,..but
“I don’t care if you throw 110, you have to mix your pitches, you can’t throw all fastballs.”
Actually if you locate a 110 MPH FB you could use that all day I'm sure.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I miss George. And JJ. And, oh, that one guy who pitches for Atlanta.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Wow things are going really well for us
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Uh well I just know we have been more unlucky in the past
I’m not a friggin jukebox
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll say. >:(
When am I getting my $2.25 in quarters back?
Anything with Richie Sexson in the field
Or Carl Everett
Or Bobby Ayala
Or Jose Vidro
Or….
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Recently
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA200705150.shtml
The score might not show it but a hole bunch of pussy hits by the Angels for Felix’s first game back
Wouldn't be surprised if that run scored somehow
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And the second base umpire doesn't get a lot of action so even for us that's a stretch
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'd be happy with three for this inning
We seem to do well in close games at home
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Our offense showed up
But not our pitching. Can we get both just once
April 28th vs. Chicago White Sox
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Continued muscle performance.
Alll natural muscle and muscley goodness.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
I WAS EXCITED AFTER YOUR FIRST COMMENT
NOW I AM CONFLICTED!
Geoff chides Ichiro for not diving for that Tori Hunter double
Washburn then walked Bobby Abreu to load the bases and Torii Hunter doubled past a lunging — but not diving — Ichiro in right center to bring three runs home and give the Angels a lead.
On that particular play, doesn’t it make more sense to run through it than dive for it? Unless Ichiro knows how to dive upwards.
Shut up, Geoff.
God. Why must you undo all the good that you do with utter trash like this?
I like how it's passive-aggressive
He’s learning!
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That was terrifying
A double play there would have been very demoralizing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
My beloved Mariner lost 14-1 today to the LAAOA in my pre-game matchup on MLB '09 The Show
Keep in mind I am fucking TERRIBLE at MLB ’09 The Show.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
In my MLB '09 The Show Mariners Franchise Carlos Silva is 3-2 with an ERA under 3.50 and 3 complete games
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Seattle Rodiners does I bet
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that you don't
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Actually not as much as you think.
But … my pre-game matchups are eerily prescient.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Your e-mail is in your profile.
Go nuts Seattle Rodiners!
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Guti.
Fuck you Juan Rivera for confusing me.
"That'll get the run and then some"
Not quite, Dave
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So that's why Branyan went for 3rd
He knew what he was doing!
Morrow has pitched a grand total of 15 innings this year, including Spring training.
Why isn’t he in Tacoma or West Tennessee or Peoria?
Because we want to break him.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I'd drive to Everett to watch Morrow.
It’s probably where he belongs right now. I think they start early next month.
Hey remember when the same thing happened with Morrow once
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Our WE% didn't increase at all after that homerun.
I don’t get it, apparently, but I’ll still take it,
HAYGUYS WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
LET’S GO M’s!!! FUCK YEAH!!
IM PUUUMPPPED!!! YEAH FASTBALLS!!@!
BRB Gotta go feed this thing some balls..
by d0nkey on May 18, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Huh.
Is there some sort of training camp I can go to where Russell Branyan slides into me repeatedly at third base? Because I will write a check right. Now.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
What?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
One person's training is another person's fantasy, I s'pose...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I would like for this game to die in a tragic house fire.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
No, no it wouldn't
But I would pretend to cry on TV…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Don't you ever fucking learn
Stop throwing fucking fastballs up in the zone over and over
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm surprised no one saw this.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on May 18, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Ichiro! is a zen master in quantum physics
He will will strikes in.
To those that doubt,
when Ichiro was up in the 5th, this came up, and it flashed to Morrow in the BP. Look back if you have MLBTV.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And fuck flash, damn dvr controller disappears every once in a while while I'm trying to ge a screenshot.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Odd that Ichiro is a Righty
But I’d believe it from him
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I posted that, and then my brain clicked
And I realized I’m a dumbshit
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Chavez is a righty too.
Also, a shit ton of other major leaguers
There was just a long series on THT about this.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
Logan,Boone
Perez,Juan
Gonzalez,Mike
Gunderson,Kevin
Hampton,Mike
Rodriguez,Wandy
Wright,Wesley
Guardado,Eddie
Davis,Doug
Robertson,Nate
Rapada,Clay
Romero,Ricky
Oliver,Darren
Gonzalez,Gio
Miller,Trever
Reyes,Dennys
Ludwick,Ryan
Dumatrait,Phil
Olson,Garrett
Ross,Cody
Meyer,Dan
Hinckley,Mike
Detwiler,Ross
Johnson,Randy
Lowry,Noah
Misch,Pat
Cecil,Brett
Given that I didn't read the article,
it appears a good number of these are pitchers, that would be taught to swing righty to protect their arms.
Close?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
GET MORROW THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
For once our offense is doing well and our pitchers aren’t fucking giving us a chance to win
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Too much range, Lopez!
Just as bad as not enough
What on earth is wrong with Morrow
He was neat before we broke him.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Way to hold runners on Brandon.
Another feather in your cap!
Hmm, might get out of this
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
our team is slap happy with RISP
and we bunt when we’re down 8
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
3 AB's to score two runs against the Angels bullpen
Not hating our chances
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And then some of them aren't
All in all they don’t have a very good bullpen
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Pretty sure we'll get to hit in the 9th too.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess an asteroid could hit the stadium.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Must've slept through the whore of Babylon
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This was the 666th comment in this thread.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I reloaded the front page right after I made it and it said 666 comments.
I choose to believe my version of history.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a fastball right down the heart of the plate.
Morrow is lucky. Lucky lucky lucky.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Seriously he went to Cal.
He’s supposed to be anti straight things.
Wow that was a shitty inning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
We need a white middle infield.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
I really hope they take out Oliver
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is a fucking depressing game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ichiro
Just fucking climb into the stands and go back into the crowd and snatch it. Why the fuck not.
Did you see the first foot print in the wall? It was about 5 ft up. Crazy!
If he had a few more seconds he might have done that.
That would be the best FUCK YOU JETER for ever time he dove into the crowd.
Ichiro is a goddamned spider...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I thought diabetics couldn't get erections.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
This team needs to do something about Ichiro.
He didn’t dive for that Tori Hunter double and he didn’t fully leap over the fence to bring that home run back.
If his heart isn’t in the game, bench his sorry ass.
So in summary
We were supposed to win this game but we arn’t. And DFA Morrow and Stark
Why would you DFA Morrow?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
We'll sign him again in the morning
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when we were 15-10?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I was 3, so not really, no.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Brandon Morrow's head has exploded, Shawn Kelley hurt his oblique
and now we et to watch Denny Stark predictably give up HRs
ignacio
Spoljaric... now there is a name I had forgotten
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking Abreu to get to Hunter worked well last time - why not try it again??
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Because it's Science!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorta
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
But the titanium helps your blood be better
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like putting a magnet on your transmission pan.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Those necklaces freak me out
Like some kind of scientology something or other.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes
Jesus fucking Christ you could give Miguel Batista a run for his money in a taking too ass fucking long to throw a pitch contest, Stark
When's RRS coming back, anyway?
I’m tiring of Jak.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Being less Australian is a positive thing
RRS is an exception
I am from New Zealand
We have a mutual dislike thing with Australians, much like many Americans and Canada or Mexico
Well, yeah.
I was making a Flight of the Conchords joke.
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A friend of mine became a fan while living in Japan
He got me hooked and I am yet to forgive him for it
You don't want to know.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Nevermind ha. It hit the bag
Wait no Beltre makes it still
Hello my baby hello my dolly hello my ragtime galllllll
FUCK YOU GRIFFEY
Jose Arredondo's ERA is high which of course means he's a bad pitcher
Guys, I think we’re gonna score here
It's gonna take a few more of those but that's helpful
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Even though we're probably going to lose we can take away from this game the fact that our offense did well
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Against a good RHP, no less
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Must have Branyan provide a pleasant surprise.
Please make me smile, Muscle.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
You were mistaken my friend
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I've heard that somewhere
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Johjimer here ties it.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
FUCK TORII FUCKING HUNTER GOD DAMMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Fucking suck my dick Hunter.
Your gold gloves don’t mean shit.
We will give Gutz a beautiful male escort if he hits a home run.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
It just doesn't get old
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I do not like him now that he appears to be learning
by Dewey N on May 18, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where's the big RANDY DAY where fans get to cheer as he strikes out Cedeno?
Or boo the first player to hit off him?
Oh, wait.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well thats game.
Stupid fucking asshole infield popups dick asses.
That's an ideal time for a pop up
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
Chris Hansen is gonna bust in on everybody for watching that little boy in the bubble bath.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Hansen jokes were dead the minute they showed up in the worst sig in LL history
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a joke about how pleasurable sex with a girl was.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Certain characteristics mimicked those of a minor.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no Fogel was wrong I'm still reading
My sensibilities!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't he have a kid?
Maybe the comparison was that only kids like him.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I salute you for going in this direction.
by Aaron Campeau on May 18, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that before or after the suck pitch diary?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah I'll go out on giant limb here and say that's the ballgame
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Neihaus sounds tired and kinda pissy tonight. Must be bad food in the booth tonight.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
After those Rangers fans invaded our threads I thought Texas may have supplanted LAAA for most hated team.
Nope.
Fear the NPE
What the fuck Betancourt?
Seriously what the fuck was that?
He said depressing.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What's it going to take to get Wak to show the emotion of anger?
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mean the game
I mean the broadcast. Sims sounds like he stopped caring hours ago.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup...
Jack Wilson please…
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Good thing Yuni will have his failure fresh in his mind as he goes up to bad here in a minute.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Blowers: "Mariners bullpen is usually pretty good"
Mariners bullpen usually doesn’t feature Morrow and Stark doing mopup work.
Right before our four game sweep.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What a terrible game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Every time this BK minis commercial comes on, and I'm not looking
The first girls squeak scares the shit out of me
by Robert Lintott on May 18, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
It's a toss up for worst commerical.
Between that and Match 4. As as we’ve said earlier tonight, plenty of competition of the stupid ads category.
It's the kind of thing he probably says while he's driving or in the shower.
Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni will ironically reach on an error
beltre FB pinch-hitting for cedeno
ichiro infield 1B
lopez, eh GIDP
sweeney PH and singles
balentein 2B
Russ FB
Thanks! I guess I don't have to watch the game now!
by .Taylor on May 18, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a home run if the field were the size of the yard out my window
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Should have thrown the bat at the catcher
by Dewey N on May 18, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is a baseball site, not a joke site.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Alright, we get it, you like jokes
But this is a Mariners site and there are other places you can go to discuss jokes
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. As if the Mariners weren't the biggest joke of all.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cubs fans have nothing on us. Mariner fans know the true depths of despair.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes and we have/had the Sonics and Seahawks
Please nobody say the Storm and make me throw up in my mouth
You guys just play right into my hands
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Simpsons did it!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What season is that from?
I don’t recall the context
?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on May 18, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Homey don't play dat!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Mythbusters said that they aren't very slippery though
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh great we dead-meme'd him into having problems with his appearance
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"The Mariners have had several very quick innings, and this is one of them"
What the fuck are you even talking about right now Sims
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Google images disagrees
The picture of the chick in a bikini is also oddly unrelated
by Brian Floyd on May 18, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
On further inspection its two well placed beer taps
And a beer belt bikini bottom. Im in love
by Brian Floyd on May 18, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember one time I did a GIS for spatula
And ended up with a picture of ugly old people doing it in a car in a Wal Mart parking lot. GIS Roulette is much more entertaining with Safe Search off
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by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
At its best, yes
You still get some bizarre non-sequiturs when doing searches anyway
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by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, from urban dictionary:
1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.
Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.
by Brian Floyd on May 18, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wowza
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez single, Griffey single, Wlad walk, Branyan walk off grandslam
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It's the thought that counted
Good idea, poor execution
by Brian Floyd on May 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Think about it a little harder
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
TOrii Hunter everybody!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
It pisses me off that the last out was made by Torii Hunter
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I think his name is Tori and he has a big ego and assumes we're all yelling at him
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by tootthekazoo on May 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, I see now.
I completely failed in my reading comprehension there. At first, I thought he was imagining a stream of consciousness sequence running through Torii Hunter’s mind or something.
Is that a common misspelling?
Being a Tori must be hard.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 18, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it annoy anyone else when they show highlights of moments where it looked like we were going to win?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Absolutely. It's like memories of your childhood you wish you could go back and do better.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And if we re-enacted my baby pictures ... it would even be accurate down to the Mariner loss.
Whether it’s at the Kingdome or in Safeco. Fuck.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 18, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I changed the channel. Sorry.
I’m now watching American Psycho II. I’m thirsty. Later. God bless.
ignacio
HH has readers?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I figured they were largely illiterate, with a few BrianL-quantity commenters that padded everyone else's stats.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Suck it, Mariners.
That work for you?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 18, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Check with Fogel in like five minutes.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't even care if it makes the team worse I want Yuni gone and Morrow in Tacoma tomorrow.
Fear the NPE
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