I LOVE BEATING THE RED SOX
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
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Well he didn't allow a run to them anyway
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Compared to recent closer-related outings though...
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
If he had that exact outing at Fenway, it's an L.
Way to know your surroundings, Mr. Aardsma!
Maybe Aardsma should close when Jaku pitches:
On April 10, Aardsma recorded the first save of his career, pitching 2 innings of relief against the Oakland Athletics. This save also marked the first MLB win for Chris Jakubauskas.
A buddy of mine caught this one. The first one went right over my head.
It was a night of Ichiro glory in Right Field.
I was going to ask if that first one got to you
Looked awful close on tv but the camera guy moved too fast for me to get a clean look with the DVR
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy behind me had it hit him in the mitt and he dropped it.
That play was what started the “fight” and eventual removal of a Sox fan from our section.
Yeah, someone in my area said "Did you know your boy in the green hat got in a fight?!"
Fill me in, I want to know what happened.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 16, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't really a fight.
He had been standing at the top of the stairs all night watching the game from up there. Every time I went past him he was talking smack about Boston.
After Ichiro’s first home run we were leaving to go have a smoke and he got up in my face saying I was a loser for dropping the home run. I grabbed his hat off his head after he got a little too close for me and I threw it on the ground.
I walked away and told my usher to make sure he was gone when I got back and he was.
Generally my response to the threat of physical confrontation is to run away limp-wristedly and skrieking
but I have the feeling that were I ever to get into a fight again it would be with a Red Sox fan.
by Aaron Campeau on May 16, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You do realize...
Your grabbing his hat was you assaulting him first…
A jackass with the smelliest breath can get up in our face, or a little too close, all he wants, but as long as he doesn’t touch you…
Just sayin’… dickhole or not, you might be in the wrong here.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 16, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd have your bail money Sec if any dickbag were to see events this way
by Matthew on May 16, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Appreciated, but Typical is incorrect.
Yeah, I mean how the fuck do you become a fan of a team from a city you've never lived in?
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I kinda understand it.
I mean, for a while there was a lovable loser quality about the Sawx. The whole Yankees vs Red Sox rivalry added a bit of mystique to things too. Then when they started winning WS titles a whole new group of people jumped on.
Like Chris Rock said about OJ “I wouldn’t have done it. But I understand.”
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually just talking shit about Jeff and JI.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
City is implied to mean region in this case.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The vast majority of Mariner fans live outside of the great northwest?
wizzle wozzle?
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Basically I mean places where you can watch the Mariners on regular cable.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seattle is the closest major league city to these states.
In general.
by Mariner John on May 15, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Although Southern Oregon may be closer to San Francisco.
Not positive though. But Giants games can be found on the airwaves at times.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Klamath Falls is ever so slightly closer to San Fran than to Seattle
They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.
Haha, nice work.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Whoosh!
Your jab went over my head like a Dennis Miller analogy on MNF.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Minor league affiliations?
I’m only an M’s fan because of the Vermont Mariners and a depressing lack of modern Expos
I just hate Redsox Nation.
I just can’t stand that people become members of Redsox nation, just because the Sox are usually good and it’s easy to be a bandwagon fan.
by faceplant_04 on May 15, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on a second.
I was a Mariner fan long before I had ever lived in Seattle. I’m also a Saints/Hornets fan and I have never lived in New Orleans.
Fear the NPE
Didn't see much of the game but godfuckendammit why can't lowe always pitch like that
Also, I am terrified of the idea of Aardsma as closer.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
A Griffey jersey that is moving quicker than usual.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
A black dude in Seattle
who is friends with white dudes, one of whom, in spite of tremendous douchebaggery, has managed to outjump his black friend (who has pretty good hops) and catch a homerun ball.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 15, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's embarrassed that our tiny Asian has more home runs than his idol
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That is cause for concern
especially since Griffey was scratched again in favor of the batshit crazy Larry the Cable Guy enthusiast
Right! the cubs shirt!
Who is completely gay for the black fellow and has grunge era jeans on. Plus the annoying korean kid from harold and kumar in the background.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 15, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That might not be the same asian kid...
They all look the same, so who knows.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
And the chick behind the cubs shirt is so proud of her gay son!
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 15, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I hear Cubs fans are the greatest fans in baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that as well.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Well these two things aren't mutually exclusive.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They aren't?
My fanhood has been validated!!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I always smile when I hear a line like this.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
NO!
The best part of that was the Sox fan who’s just off the screen to the right who wants to give the guy a high five for some reason. You see the guy who caught the ball pause, then high five someone else (closer to him). Great safeco moment right there.
And now some fun with fast conversations
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Who's trying?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
I just wish Johjima would've gotten back up at the end
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why don't these players take their gif potential into consideration before doing things
by Jeff Sullivan on May 15, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you should write an open letter to Ichiro and Kenji.
This is much more important than any lousy open letter to Felix about his pitch selection.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Sox 'nation:' You have been Jakubaustracized
He settled down and pitched pretty well.
Ichiro kicked ass.
Wlad wasn’t bad at all.
Nice.
I've done a 180 on Wlad and now I want to bake him cookies.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
We're lucky Gutierrez doesn't post here then.
by Mariner John on May 15, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to run.
There. Just like DFT.
Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Are you talking about having sex with small women
or driving around with spinning hub caps?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't link to what I'm talking about without getting boxed.
by Aaron Campeau on May 15, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This saddens me
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 15, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There he go again
And when he stop they spin
by Teej on May 15, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have clearly not been here very long.
by appleshampoo on May 16, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that it's obvious that every new poster on LL gets imediate special rights.
by Robert on May 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I signed up two days ago.
It was fun posting during the game yesterday… but damn… I have gotten absolutely nothing done since I’ve signed up. ;)
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Wlad is growing on me.
I wish him grand success.
by Mariner John on May 15, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Branyan = 3-4
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
How could you forget Mark Lowe
throwing 98 and spotting his change.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 15, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That was pretty nice.
I was just thinking that Daniel Bard isn’t much, but is somehow a better 2006 draft pick than Morrow, but then Lowe came in and outpitched him, but throwing just as hard. I needed that almost as much as I needed that 2nd Ichiro funk blast.
I went there on a fucking WHIM tonight
Best, $50 spent. EVER.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing!
I may be going tomorrow. My hopes are not high, but then I didn’t think I’d find myself cheering for Sean freaking White tonight, either. Holy shit!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Oh that Ichiro!
For those of you debating whether Ichiro can hit home runs at-will, here’s what he had to say about it.
“I’m not Sadaharu Oh,‘’ he said, smiling. "So, I don’t have the abilities to do things like that.’’
Later on, he observed: "I guess it kind of proves that, in the universe, mysterious things happen.’’
He was just being modest...
He didn’t want to show is true, selfish colors.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
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