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5/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Wait when did the Giants make the NLW competitive?

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YES, K!

Okay now just get Blalock and Byrd please

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Scared the fuck out of me

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh

When’s Kelley coming back?

by Omerta on May 13, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck when he does throw offspeed they're terrible

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Another heroic effort from Cariac Aardsma.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

^Cardiac

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score runs please

Can’t take much more of this

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Since when does this site have popup adds?

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It must've come over from another site.

To my knowledge I have never done anything ban worthy.

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on May 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

False hope!

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to see Gutz here.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong country.

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexico is a continent silly

"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 13, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck? Why did he bunt that then just stand there?

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What would davidcameron say of that bunt?

Besides the fact that Lopez is a fucking idiot and just stood there.

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is up with the no PH policy?

I’m not just talking about this, either. But WTF?

"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney

"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck submarine pitchers

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was great

I hate our fucking team

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre, don't be our stupidest out tonight.

too late.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm turning on the iPhone Gameday Audio and going to the gym to prevent a heart attack.

Not an attack from being unhealthy … but from watching this game on the television. So long, farewell, goodbye LL. Until tomorrow.

by Seattle Rodiners on May 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

6H 3HR 1BB 9K

Why is Greg Halman hitting for everyone?

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on May 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more swinging strikes for Davis

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we didn't walk their least dangerous hitters

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LATE

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I really want to hide this picture.

I still wonder how that picture of Carl Everett was taken.

by Fin on May 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two different eras.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK WE NEEDED THAT DOUBLE PLAY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Please get Kinsler….. please

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Andrus on our team

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked out

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GOD NO DON'T WALK HIM TO GET TO YOUNG

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hell

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You got to be fucking kidding me

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpires hate us 2 of those balls weren't balls

I hate Michael Young

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it could be more...

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish our pitchers didn't walk so many fucking hitters

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GODAMMIT!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good God

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't have video right now. Should I be angry?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on May 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Very.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think you should be angry.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the FUCK, ladies?

These guys are going to ass up Washburn’s possible win?!

Thank fucking GOD for Ichiro….

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I miss something?

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that we're tied apparently

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that much I got....

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU GUYS FOR KILLING MY BLOOD PRESSURE

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs, we need them, now.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when the camera guy picks out a hot chick in the stands somewhere.

Simply because they are hot. They typically aren’t cheering or anything

by d0nkey on May 13, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit that pretty well considering how bad of a pitch it was

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing*

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON GUTZ DON'T BREAK MY HEART

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Please hit a gapper

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE ELVIS ANDRUS SO GOD DAMMNED MUCH

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Andrus so much

Why couldn’t they have kept Young there?

by Graham MacAree on May 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my.

Andrus is quite good.

by ThundaPC on May 13, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sims: That is why they put Young at 3rd!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No...

But I’ve had a lot to drink since a time when I could imagine that happening

by spikefriedman on May 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently we keep White in

Gulp.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gootch didn't seem to be running too hard on that one

I think he assumed that he had the base and was trotting a bit

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was nice...

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

K!

Love the sequence too.

by Zwakamatsu on May 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES FUCK YOU HAMILTON

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK

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by JI on May 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU LOPEZ

That better not fucking cost us the game

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SPLENDID!

LOAFERS YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.

by Omerta on May 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU LOAFIE

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SEAN FUCKING WHITE BITCHES

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO FREE BASEBALL

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

CJ WILSON COMING IN CJ WILSON COMING IN

YES!!!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RONNY CEDENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ronny!

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 13, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LUCK LUCK!

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 13, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKING LUCKY

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was one of the worst pickoff throws I've ever seen

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow fuck Mike Napoli

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 13, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WE.BETTER.FUCKING.SCORE

Don’t fuck us over Lopez you son of a bitch

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Lopez.

NOW is the time for you to flyout. Let’s get a sacrifice fly.

by ThundaPC on May 13, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great move.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CJ Wilson is one crazy motherfucker

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear CJ Wilson,

Please continue sucking.

Sincerely,

M’s fans worldwide

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0!

Draw the walk, C’mon.

by Heydude on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PH for Griffey if Lopez walks?

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

?!

Nope…

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

With who? Sweeney? Yuni?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Griffey

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Salty is saving CJ Wilson's ass right now

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate the Mariners

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

aw man

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on May 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.tv users

What was Dave laughing about going to commercial and saying "good call – You think someone in the booth was like I guarantee a DP? Too funny

by phil333 on May 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Griffey

We can blame it on a chronic injury. Seriously…

by Rachmaninoff on May 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I am terrified of this game now

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes you cunt

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it's live journaly, but...

When Griffey GIDP, there was a temper tantrum that looked something like this

I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ

by Fuzz on May 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how that works.

Give someone a shot and they might just prove to be better than the incumbent.

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLF FUCK!

INFIELD DEFENSE WHAT!?!?!?!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cedeno is the MAN!

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning run aboard..

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck it's Cruz

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Kinsler’s up now :)

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if we get out of this inning, next inning won't be fun

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, we're currently not losing!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Andrus hadn't hit that RBI triple

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

LETS SCORE SOME RUNS!

by phil333 on May 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Mr. Olson.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinsler has a touch of Yuniitus.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop hacking Beltre is CJ fucking Wilson

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA MICHAEL YOUNG YOU STUPID BITCH

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES HAHAHAHA

MICHAEL YOUNG YOU ARE A GIFT

by JLC on May 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SUCK YOUNG

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Rangers are trying to give us this game.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll take it.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt?

Meh… Too much wak ball.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That was odd

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CONGRATULATIONS WAK YOU JUST PISSED AWAY AN OUT WITH OUR BEST HITTER

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting with a guy who hit a homer earlier?

And who has been our best hitter?

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WLAD!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WAK IS A GENIUS!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD

WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WLAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WLADDYYYY

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WLADTASTIC!!!!!

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BALENTEIN IS SO AWESOME*

*May be result based!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets get some insurance

PLEASE

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CRACK HEAD

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wak ball bitches!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was smoked.

Much like the weed Hamilton used on his way to discovering cocaine.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo... Morrow has to face Young, Hamilton, and Jones

Gulp

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that!

Morrow’s gonna smoke those fools! That’s just how he rolls!

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, someones got to face them.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORROW UP=NEED MORE BEER

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a GIANT man-crush on Balentien lately

And if that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right….

But this inning is going to kill my heart….

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Man crush?

But you are a woman right? Wouldn’t it just be a crush?

by Fin on May 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's platonic

And therefore = man-crush.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not Gutierrez....

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeee!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urrgghh

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So it begins....

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

HE DOESNT HAVE TO THROW HIS FASTBALL EVERY PITCH BLOWERS

by spikefriedman on May 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe.

He may also miss and and the runner may end up on third.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic, tying run at 2nd with nobody out

Good throw might have had him

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I.AM.GOING.TO.HAVE.A.HEART.ATTACK.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck this umpire

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Got hosed on that one.

Finally threw some bendy stuff too.

by Heydude on May 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a strike.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Boned.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know whether to be happy about that or not

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason that walked pushed their win expectancy up over 50%

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

walk*

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN OUT

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was inches from being bad.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Blalock and Byrd

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The killer B's

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be so glad to get the fuck out of Texas

But that’s pretty much what I think every time I’m there, so this is no exception…

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCK!

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BAHAH.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 13, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Free Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on May 13, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We're not going to the playoffs, are we?

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god.

The stress of a playoff race probably isn’t healthy.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

God really hates Mariners fans

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a little disappointed that didn't leave the yard.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.428 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on May 13, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Morrow.

Go back to starting you selfish asshole.

by Fin on May 13, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That seems likely at this rate

Considering he’s doing a terrible job

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on May 13, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His starts would be short and miserable.

He’s only good for closing, if that, as evidenced tonight.

Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".

by Sinking Away on May 13, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to reload.

Trade Beltre, Bedard, Washburn, Ichiro, and hey, why not Clement while you are at it.

by Fin on May 13, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just bulldoze Rangers Stadium?

Anyone?

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 13, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

But it’s the thought that counts.
Also, I just really want to drive a bulldozer.

~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~

by section331 on May 14, 2009 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

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