5/12: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT
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I'm as excited as you are that Vargas is getting the start, but he'll be facing a lineup with seven righties and Hamilton and Davis as the lefties in a brutal ballpark. Try not to judge him by the results he gets in this game and just be happy if he flashes a half-decent changeup. And also be happy if we maybe score three runs. Is Scott Feldman pointing at something? Perhaps something more interesting than Scott Feldman?
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Why would he wear a Rangers hat to a prostate exam?
by JI on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you never seen any TV commercial ever?
Based on their entire sample, I can confidently state that baseball players are wearing uniforms at all times no matter where they are.
by Matthew on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I always love watching guys make their debut
or first start in this case. I guess because it is the possibility that you might be witnessing history.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
This can turn out to be really good or really bad.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Vargas!
You got slurved bitch.
Doesn't Olson's slider/curve/slurve have more vertical break on it than Vargas's?
Wouldn’t that make him more effective against a primarily right-handed lineup?
Batista throws many pitches and is only marginally effective
thus he cannot go deep into games
by JI on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs More Jamie Burke...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That rotation almost happened!
It just turned out to suck.
Juan Pierre has a higher slugging percentage
than every Mariner but Russell the Muscle.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Clayton Kershaw still seems to have spotty control
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Pharaphased
1) Five is fine (This is a ridiculously bad matchup for Vargs)
2) Something about Feldman owning RHBs, so the lefties need to have good games
3) ? It seems I have forgotten already
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I am new here and don't want to step on any toes but I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
Maybe I am missing something.
I'm sorry
I think you misunderstood my metaphor. What I was referring to was Shelton’s hot start back in 2006. If you are unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm perhaps you should read this entry, learn the proper fangraphs buzzwords, consult the LL style guide and learn to parrot Dave Cameron before you comment further.
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm just stunned as to why anyone who is a baseball fan would give two shits about hockey when the Mariners are on
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I could be at WingMasters right now eating delicious french fries, but instead I chose to stay home and watch…..this.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
The 1911 Superbowl will be in Dallas
Confirmed. Dave.
What's with Ichiro getting such bad jumps this year??
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ryan Howard just stole a base
mind you it was a double steal but still.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
TAINT
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Always, what a waste of space.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What a glorious return for Josh Hamilton
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Of course Jason Vargas would throw a 4 pitch inning for his first M's start in Arlington.
Of course he would
Gameday shows 5 pitches. Is it borked again?
Kinsler: 1
Young: 2 (first called a ball)
Hamilton: 2 (first called a strike)
I wasn't paying that much attention
I may have missed a pitch
by Graham MacAree on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Google Results for Al Capone and Jason Vargas
by Seattle Rodiners on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
The muscle is due for a HR
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I don't know why but I think it's cool
that the two starters are born 5 days apart.
Ian Kinsler can eat dongs
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
We should hit less badly
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Excellent, my buddy Yuni will be leading off the 3rd.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Sexy.
Although I don’t know if he’d even be able to hit himself back up here, with the way this org thinks of him.
by AtomicGarden on May 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to feel the same way sadly.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
It seems the team doesn't want him so just trade him for a good pitcher to replace Washburn, then trade Washburn while he still has some value.
… He says from the comfort of his living room.
I was at a game where he hit two
thank my lucky stars for that because there was no write up that evening and I would not have known how to feel about his performance had I not been there in person.
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
In the bleachers
the one thing I will take away from that game in the smug satisfaction of knowing each homerun was gone before 99% of the rest of the stadium did.
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Adam Jones cause he is just the next Chris Shelton
by JI on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How so?
He seems to have a completley different skillset as Chris Shelton or am I not getting something?
Wow - I never noticed they had Gameday for the MiLB.
Pretty cool. Do they ever have pitch f/x fully working in the AAA games? Right now it’s just the strike zone location with no other data.
You seem to be pretty good at links.
Everytime I try it, I always get a tangled mess. What is your secret?
by Right Guard on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LLHowto:
Here’s the Guide to Posting Links and Pics. What Teej said. Also, make sure you check the little box that says “open in new window” for every link you post at LL – it’s the courteous thing to do.
Did anyone else catch the story aboout how Bedard and Guti were ona boat fishing when a "6 foot Alligator" got caught in the line?
You got slurved bitch.
I heard a little of it....
I think…..but not enough to catch the significance…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Well it just sounded kinda dirty seeing Guti is a male pornstar.
Their fishing trip turned short when Bedard found a 6 foot alligator.
You got slurved bitch.
HA!
I didn’t hear that much of it; but yes, that would have been funny, if I had heard it……though I’m pretty damn tired right now, so it might not have gone through that part of my brain…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Wasn't Guti.
per Drayer:
“Wak, his kids, Jarrod Washburn and Erik Bedard went bass fishing and had a great time. “We hooked an alligator!” Wash exclaimed.
Excuse me?
“He came swimming up by our boat and Frenchy said you can catch those easy!”
Sure enough Bedard dropped a lure and the gator chased after it. Erik pulled the line up before the gator could get it but Wash hooked him.
Then what do you do?
“After a minute or two he sunk and did a quick spin and it popped right out. If it got close to wrestling I would have cut the line.”
Haha Wash called Bedard "Frenchy"
That just brightened my day
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
These fly balls are scaring me
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jesus another one
I love Gutierrez
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It's like watching a Ryan Franklin gem
circa 2003. Only with the potential for some missed bats.
Vargas actually looks
More like my friend Jason, though he does bear a striking resemblance to Al Capone.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I don't think that would work for everyone here...
Wait…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Feldman has thrown a tonne of fastballs down the pipe on the first pitch
Time to start swinging away
Yeah, the first one on Johjima had to be an order from the dugout
He wouldn’t have let up on that one otherwise
by shinallsrevenge on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What just happened?
Mlb on my phone said Ichiro! struck out, now it says he’s on first
Is it possible to throw Ichiro a ball when he has 2 strikes on him this year?
It seems like he’s being even more crazy about swinging out of the zone with two strikes.
He can afford the best meth, after all...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
He is from Graham/Spanaway isn't he?
A meth addiction wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Saltalamacchia!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Does Vargas need glasses or something?
He keeps squinting at Kenji…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Our outfield defense has already saved us like 3 hits today
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ichiro!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
These pop ups are just scaring me shitless. I have no more shit.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Have you seen his UZR this year?
Raul is the best ever! Hmm, or not.
Eat dongs, Kinsler!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Baseball players I wish were in Nick Adenhart's car:
Carlos Silva
Yuniesky Betancourt
Ian Kinsler
Rob Johnson
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
This is fucking terrifying Jesus Christ
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Griffey!
He’s not sucking anymore, it’s nice
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow I'm already fucking sick of Andrus
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Beltre is like a pregnant woman
He’s due and I’m expecting him to deliver in 9 months during the offseason with a new contract with the Angels
How are we getting their hitters out
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Minus the 25 warning-track fly balls, yes.
Dude is scaring the shit out of me. But that changeup is sexy.
God I hate it when I accidentally listen to the opposing team audio feed on my iPhone.
There’s always a “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DAVE” moment.
by Seattle Rodiners on May 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
That's a great first pitch to swing at Yuni
An inside breaking ball at your eyes
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I call it, just put him back in the cage.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but how will we lose?
Will Morrow walk the winner in in the 9th, or will they score eight runs in the 7th?
by shinallsrevenge on May 12, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone else catch the new Strasburg nickname?
From the BS Report, “The Anchorman” because, like Ron Burgundy, he’s from San Diego, and they couldn’t use “Whales Vagina.”
Agreed
I don’t know what the BS Report is, but this is lame.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Incredibly
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was bound to happen
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
We're going to lose 1-0 in Arlington
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
But lousy at throwing the ball correctly
Although now that I’m thinking of it, he seems to commonly make those “tough” throws. What a weirdo
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The fuck?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
Rhinoceros, for future reference. Or Rhino-ass-asaurus, depending on what you were trying to spell
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He's ok coming in
but is terrible laterally.
Offense is barely doing anything.
And all these guys can talk about is Jarrod Washburn’s lack of “run support”.
I'd be enthused if we could score
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Haven't watched much of the game since it started right when I left work
But I seem to recall like 5 balls being caught at the warning track, with a stiff wind blowing in to the field
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like Batista is the only guy we ever have warming up
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's because he's a long reliever
Considering the other choice is Garret Olson against this lineup I’m fine with Tits
by Graham MacAree on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
KKK! TIME TO HEAD BACK TO THE CRACK HOUSE
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well that was a strike
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So we suck
2 hits through 6 innings off of Scott Feldman
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm just desperately hoping it's going to end
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Only 73 pitches for Vargas?
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Please don't pitch horribly Miguel
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
3-0 that's a great start
2nd pitch was a strike, though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Before I get a sarcastic answer, what I meant was - he looked out to me
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
How many Angels can dance on the head of a pen? How many stars in the universe?
Yet another question the greatest minds will never be able to figure out.
The odds of me coming back to this game with a 1-0 score were pretty low.
Vargas pitched pretty goddamn well, didn’t he?
They seemed to be hitting him pretty hard
But our outfield defense helped him out a ton. Still he was pretty solid.
Since I literally just walked in right after Vargas got pulled, can anyone give me some feedback on his outing?
To keep this lineup to 1 run is pretty nice, was it luck? Missing bats? I need DVR really bad.
Missed some bats thought he only K'd 3
It was a pretty good start considering where he is pitching.
by Mariner Melee on May 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Ump probably wouldn't have called that pitch
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Did Batista give up the HR?
Otherwise isn’t he on the hook for a no decision at best?
I was about to type that same thing exactly until I saw that you already had
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HOLY SHIT HE STRUCK HIM OUT
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Now just strike out the king of rock and we can try and score some runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Please don't make Elvis Andrus look like a hero Please don't make Elvis Andrus look like a hero
Please don’t make Elvis Andrus look like a hero Please don’t make Elvis Andrus look like a hero Please don’t make Elvis Andrus look like a hero Please don’t make Elvis Andrus look like a hero Please don’t make Elvis Andrus look like a hero
The event was over by the time you had finished typing this.
You just wanted to make sure your hopes came true.
I can't beleive
tits got out of that with no runs. Awesome.
So....about this offense.
Yea, we’ve gone 26.1 consecutive innings without scoring a run against an opposing right-handed starting pitcher.
Wow that was 2006 Mark Lowe-esque only less awesome.
Get into a jam but Tits didn’t strike the side out,
You got slurved bitch.
He hit that ball a ton though
just too high.
He didn't go around
The pitch looked like a strike anyway though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I gave up at the plane level because it was lame and tails always fucked my shit up on halfpipe
by JI on May 12, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't beat the game till I got it for xbox and I thought Tails had died for nearly 16 years because a friend told me
And every further appearance of him was a clone.
Thankfully this will be his last inning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Derek Holland is much better, and their closer is a freak.
The time is now
Francisco apparently has shoulder tendonitis
Not sure if he’s available or what
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Frosted
No doubt about it
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 12, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET CARMELIZED TAINT THAT WAS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED
by abender20 on May 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Carmelized taint.... intriguing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Well this rally is over - Yuni is up
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
God I hate you Yuniesky Betancourt
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yuni has the incredible ability to transform any at-bat into a pile of shit.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Because that's an extremely important statistic
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
God I fucking hope not
I feel shitty probably going to go sleep shortly after the game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I hate how Sims is so pleased that we tied the game. Totally
ignoring the fact we couldn’t get Joh home from second with 1 out
I want Roy Halladay on the M's so bad.
When’s his contract up? We could shell out for him.
by .Taylor on May 12, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
I really hope we see the good Mark Lowe tonight
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He's looked fine defensively so far this season
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's flat out terrifying
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I hate Michael Young a lot
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Was it mentioned that Clement homered tonight?
Given another futile effort against pedestrian right handers, now would be a lovely time to bring Jeff up
I hate my life and this team
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I knew it was gone immediately after he hit it
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That was smart to leave Lowe in
I fucking hate you Mariners
Screw you Lowe.
Especially your ERA in the 10s. I know ERA isn’t the best number in the world, but it’s still ugly
You're a little late
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Things are going smoothly this inning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That's what happens when you have to exert maximum effort to field
a routine grounder.
Thanks Yuni
Just cost us at least 1 more run
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
FUCK THE A'S FOR MOVING TO OAKLAND
CAUSING FUCKING LOCAL LEADERSHIP IN FUCKING KANSAS CITY TO FUCKING DEMAND AN EXPANSION TEAM FUCKING PUSHING UP THE DEBUT OF THE FUCKING SEATTLE PILOTS CAUSING THEM TO FUCKING PLAY IN FUCKING OUTMODED SICKS STADIUM AND FUCK DEWEY SORIANO FOR SELLING THE FUCKING PILOTS TO FUCKING BUD SELIG CAUSING THE FUCKING LAWSUIT FILED BY FUCKING KING COUNTY LEADING TO ADDITIONAL FUCKING EXPANSION AND FUCK LATE ENTERTAINER DANNY KAYE AND HIS FUCKING INVESTMENT PARTNERS FOR FUCKING DECIDING TO FUCKING FOUND THIS FUCKING MISERABLE JOKE OF A FUCKING TEAM
by shinallsrevenge on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Double Yup.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see that scary looking red headed kid get all pissed off for not getting that foul ball?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This offense is to blame. These fucks never score in the first five innings.
And then they max out at 4-5 runs on a good night.
This offense is so fucking lame
At least we broke our 27 Inning scoreless streak against right-handed starting pitchers.
Or something…
Decent. Against a very strong line-up.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He should be fighting for the spot with Yuseless.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not like it even matters at this point
This offense probably won’t score 1 more run, let alone 6
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Im still laughing about Yuni's play on that routine grounder.
He exerted all energy to get there. It was such a routine play
Well, in all seriousness
The only bad plays were Betancourt’s and maybe Branyan’s. All of the balls hit off Lowe were well hit – nothing cheap there. The Mariners really aren’t great at that.
This is retarded just end the inning so we can hurry up and lose this game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So to sum it up Lowe sucked, Yuni sucked we all sucked pretty bad out there...
You got slurved bitch.
It'd be 3-1 if not for Yuni
Just want to make a point of that….
I hate him
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
If Lowe could actually get guys out once he's in a pitchers count we'd be out of this inning.
You got slurved bitch.
This is also true
But I hate Yuni and his error was awful
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I still love Lowe but my urge to hate him is over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAMD!
Good stuff very inconsistent (Well now he just consistently sucks). Needs to spend some time in AAA to clear his head or something.
You got slurved bitch.
Do the announcers really have to be this optimistic all the time
They’ve been watching our offense all season, they can’t truly believe that we have a chance to “get right back in it”
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Dave Sims was a cheerleader in high school
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Guys, I hate to keep repeating myself and all, but COME ON NATS.
Ryan Zimmerman – 30 game hitting streak and counting.
Hitting well enough to win a Gold Glove!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
He's 2 for 2 now.
The man is simply incapable of making an out these days. Batting .372!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
God, Why couldn't I have been a St.Louis Cardinals fan?
Seattle has never won a championship in any sport and yet you guide me toward the most pathetic teams.
It's a new stat
Supposed to be better than wOBA.
by Robert Lintott on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And to cap off a great night Eddie Guardado will make fools out of our hitters
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yes
Lowe got lit up, offense is a joke…..
Lowe shouldn't have been thrown into a tie game.
i used to think “Wak surely knows something that I don’t”. I don’t think that anymore
My list of people to blame. Some deserve it more than others.
Mark Lowe
Our entire offense
Carlos Silva
Rob Johnson
Wak
Miguel Batista
Miguel Batista didn't even give up any runs
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
But I completely agree with you about Rob Johnson and Silva
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Batista barely got out of that jam and he was about to face the top of the order with Kinsler so he probably would've had a Mark Lowe explosion.
You got slurved bitch.
Yuseless should be on your list at least twice.
Waiting to spit out the "Doublemint Twins".
by Sinking Away on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That happened to my brother but it landed on his foot and cut his left big toe clean off
Was a really tough time for my family and I
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
by .Taylor on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
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