Can We Get a Mulligan On This Week?
by Graham MacAree on May 10, 2009 1:07 PM PDT
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PrintJesus this team cannot hit righties at all. Yay we won somehow.
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I trust that Jack Z and Co are all too aware of this teams deficiencies, being that, are they just looking for the right players to try to deal for? They have to know who needs to be expunged from this roster. How long must the fans suffer through this abortion of a middle infield?
by jimmylauderdale on May 10, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe we shoud call up some LHB from AAA? Say, one with power potential? Who could maybe play instead of a big black hole in our lineup?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Black holes everywhere
will not take kindly to being compared to Rob Johnson.
by jimmylauderdale on May 10, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Que?
Denny Almonte is in intermediate-A. He also struck out in more than half of his at-bats this past week.
Pick Carp, or Saunders, hell, pick LaHair. It’s a shame we just have few places to play any of them. We need a LH or SH middle infielder, badly
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Hey... that's uncalled for!
You should never out someone that’s in AA. That’s their business and theirs alone.
I'm Greg Halman, and I'm a Hackaholic.
“HI GREG HALMAN!”
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
So, you're saying the Mariners should take up golfing?
I imagine that’s pretty likely to happen in October, at this rate.
by eponymous_coward on May 10, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Unless of course this was not a game thread
in which case I retract my statement.
...and now I'm here
Yuni's BABIP is extremely predictive.
Yuni’s BABIP = Yuni’s OBP.
LOPEZ!!!!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIF THAT QUICK.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 10, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey's now OPSing .729.
Good to see he’s decided to stop being a black hole.
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Bill Krueger: "That tape needs to be sent to the head of umpiring, that was terrible umpiring."
At least someone has the balls to call out a shitty ump.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
THAT MORON DOES SOMETHING USEFUL??!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on May 10, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Bill Kreuger kind of
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yeah, his analysis is pretty sucky but he's not afraid to call people out.
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by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
While I was listening to the game on the radio on my way to work, Dave came across with this call
“And that’s at the knees for strike….pardon me that’s ball. Yeah know…I use alot of pardon me’s with this man behind the dish.”
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on May 11, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fun Mariners Fact:
Yuniesky Betancourt has hit an absurd 37.2% infield flies, second worst in the majors. Despite these 37.2% automatic outs, his BABIP is .296. His .286 OBP is actually better than he deserves.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
How is Rob Johnson still on this team? Come. On.
by Charles Gipson is a Mangod on May 10, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Like Kevin Garnett
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by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What are the chances
that the M’s run out a rotation of 4 lefties when RR-S returns?
by jimmylauderdale on May 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems likely actually
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
RR-S is about 3 weeks away from returning.
It seems rather unlikely to still have Vargas in the rotation at that point and have RR-S take a spot from a righty.
If we could just get rid of that ass clown Felix
we could have an all lefty lineup.
Bedard
Washburn
Hyphen
Vargas
Olson
That would be so fricken sexomatic.
That's generally what's called a rotation
by Graham MacAree on May 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Left handedness always equals sexomatic.
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by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
5 lefties seems like it would be easy to combat
in playoff. And what about Felix? He is always sexomatic.
I didn't say Felix wasn't sexomatic.
Just that left handedness is grounds enough for being sexomatic.
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by BrettJMiller on May 10, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. I'm sure that one underage girl would back me up.
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by BrettJMiller on May 11, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
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