5/1: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Matthew on May 1, 2009 9:38 PM PDT
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PrintShawn Kelley threw nine pitches in the strikezone and got two strikes out of it. Kenji Johjima comes to the plate and gets himself in a 1-2 count on three pitches out of the zone.
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Promising start to this inning
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'll honestly say zero.
And we are talking unintentional walks here I hope
Ah good point.
Don’t know why I would think he would hit anywhere but 9th..
He's hit sixth this season.
Gutz has been at the bottom, which works just as well, burying worse hitters with some speed.
So.. that still makes zero right?
My math is bad
Yeah, but he won't go the whole season without one.
Unless he never plays again (wouldn’t be the worst idea).
But it’ll happen. He’s not a cartoon character.
This is what would happen if Yuni was cartoon character
by Mariner Melee on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
RAPE IS NOT ABOUT SEX IT IS ABOUT VIOLENCE
by Aaron Campeau on May 1, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm terrified of this inning, anyone else?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
A let's go Mariners chant...I feel like we're in the Kingdome again.
Sadly, the feeble home crowd failed to fuel it and you could actually hear a “Let’s go Oakland” chant countering it.
K!
Now please get Holliday
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Finally. Someone who can throw strikes.
(Also someone who throws something the umpire recognizes as strikes)
K
SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKER
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
"Shawn Kelley threw nine pitches in the strikezone and got two strikes out of it. Kenji Johjima comes to the plate and gets himself in a 1-2 count on three pitches out of the zone."
It’s been interesting behind the plate this season.
What gaywads do we have coming to the plate?
by chinn on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck Giambi and his height
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Sweeney does not look good
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Sweeny is swinging like Happy Gilmore
looks like he’s running up to the plate and almost falling down.
YES WINNING RUN ON 2ND BASE!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Once again it's just you
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Soooooooo close
COME ON RUSSELL!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Unfortunately yes.
I can’t un-love my favroite player. No matter how bad he is.
Yes it's totally my fault
1000 apologies to your religion
by JI on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lopez is clutch
This could work out well
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
...and now I'm here
Oh and I set it up so it can bark at anything.
Suggestions?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 1, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good.
I guess Silva is the anti Rally.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on May 1, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that he wasn't calling those earlier
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Damn this ump and his inconsistency
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I blame the ump
fucker would have rung him up
by Mariner Melee on May 1, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
THE LAST THREE PITCHES HAVE BEEN BALLS
THIS GAME SHOULD BE OVER
The strike zone has been a fucking joke.
He has to protect.
by Aaron Campeau on May 1, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There's been at least 6 balls this AB
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
5 straight balls swung at
My balls say this next one is a hit.
I have one signed by Morrow, and bite marks on the other on from Sec108.
Illegible
Ugh that one wasn't even close!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU ENDY
STRAIGHT STEAL HOME BECAUSE LOAFIE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE ZONE LOOKS LIKE
Six in a row
Now I just want to see how far this can go
I think Nomar Garciaparra
or someone on the Dodgers a few years ago fouled off way more before hitting a GW homer.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Quote:
Foul balls are not an official statistic of Major League Baseball so there is no record of who faced the most pitches/ hit the most foul balls in one plate appearance.
Baseball didn’t start keeping track of every pitch of every game until the late 1980’s. According to Bill James – noted baseball authority – Roy Thomas who played 100+ years ago supposedly hit 22 foul balls in one plate appearance.
More recently – and well documented – is Alex Cora who on May 13, 2004 hit 14 consecutive foul balls before hitting a home run.
angels fan in seattle
I LOVE HALF OUR MIDDLE INFIELD!!!
...and now I'm here
HOLY FUCK LOPEZ YOU ARE A HOT PIECE OF BALLPLAYER
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SALKDASLF;OWEJFROIWAEJFAWO;IEF EW
JOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HE DID IT HE GOT THE HIT WIN WIN WIN WIN
LOPEZ IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE HIS APPROACH AT THE PLATE NOW
WHAT AN AMAZING GAME
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm gonna say that was my favorite win of the season so far
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
"Like Jose Lopez said, that was a beautiful game today." - Niehaus
Damn, he’s an amazing announcer.
One of the few great things about following this team.
Considering that the Mariners are 5 games over .500 and 3.5 ahead in the AL West a turning point would be a bad thing.
by Aaron Campeau on May 1, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fine
when we’re winning, we’re better off with a happy clubhouse. Even if Silva is a horrible person and pitcher
by seattlebruin on May 1, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Say what you will about the Rangers
The Gorgon was an excellent free agent acquisition
Spice must flow
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 1, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This team
Has officially got me hooked for the season.
I was hooked after the first series
When they fought the Twinkies and somehow got a split despite not playing great…
Proud member of Duck nation!
So in case anyone is going to the game tomorrow I will be there.
I will be the guy with the M’s hat on. If you see me say hello.
I look like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/marksobba/122463565/in/set-72057594097514369/
Do we het the same ump tomorrow as well?
Douchey umps follow the M’s around,
Yes
But they’ll rotate who does which position, they set crews for each series…
Proud member of Duck nation!
So basically, whichever base Jim Joyce is at tomorrow
any runner will have to put their foot on the precise middle, or else they’ll be called out
by Indigo_Satellite on May 1, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU CARLOS GODDAMNED SILVA -
EVEN YOUR SUCK CAN’T STOP US, YOU FRUIT. I WANT YOU STUFFED.
Illegible
I think I just delivered it wrong.
...and now I'm here
Celebrate by stuffing Carlos Silva?
I’m for it!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how I would prefer to win every game Silva pitches.
...and now I'm here
Silva is an example of why tRA is better than FIP.
I cannot for the life of me accept that he is a anywhere close to a league average pitcher, or even slightly below league average.
...and now I'm here
How could it remind you of 2001 in a bad way?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Although our response to that
When we clinched was one of my best sports memories ever…
Proud member of Duck nation!
I was thinking solely in terms of the Mariners
And this season so far couldn’t really remind him of the ALCS
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Skywalker I think Omerta is accusing you of being crazy
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I root for a team that didn't have a winning season
For the first lord knows how many years of its existence. If that’s not crazy, I don’t know what is..
Proud member of Duck nation!
Nothing can
Except the (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) Yankees. I just don’t want to jinx us by invoking 2001…
Proud member of Duck nation!
Nothing about 2001 could possibly be a jinx.
by Aaron Campeau on May 1, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We need to get the sign back
That says “Two Outs so What?” that we had in the stands all that year when we would get 2 outs and were batting…
Proud member of Duck nation!
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