The World's Most Uncomfortable Hug
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT
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Johnson: I knew you could do it, man, I just knew you could do it. C'mere you!
Morrow: dude
Morow: dude what are you doing
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If I didn't know any better
I’d swear Johnson was a vampire moving in for the kill. Does artificial light count as daylight? Because that would rule out vampirism.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Remember when Blade fought Decon Frost in the temple?
That was lit by artificial light. As I understand it, it’s not the entire spectrum of light, but ultra-violet light that harms vampires.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out the vampire expert over here....
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You know THAT dude owns a few silver bullets
and I’m not talkin about Coors amirite?
30 Days of Night confirms this.
The chick vampire got burned by the UV grow lamps.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of UV...
That’s the spectrum the Predator used to find and kill Gary Busey. It’s all connected.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That's going to fucking haunt me for days.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This is a fucking abomination and I would like to see it burned.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Busey scares the crap out of me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It's more the fact that Orson Welles has been replaced.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly don't even know what that is from.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Crap, it is!
I thought it was just some random (real) image of Busey clapping, not something that wa shopped.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Busey's son
is pretty much next door neighbors to my parents in Lake Havasu, and I got to meet him a couple years ago. Talk about a nut job.
I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -
I was stunned when I happened upon it somewhere else,
given that the applauding man gif shows up here occasionally. That someone Buseyfied it is amazing.
Dude you need to brush up your vampire mythology
here’s a book to help you out
He gives the book out for free so I doubt he's making money.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you make money on the films.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The film was the best thing ever
seriously. I watched it by myself. I did not stop laughing for four hours.
Yes yes yessssss
though at that point I had already been laughing at Kristen Stewart’s “acting” for the whole movie and Rob Pattinson’s fake accent, so I was already in hysterics
The best thing about that whole movie
is that you can go through and explain line by line why it sucked (I’ve been to Port Angeles, it’s sunny! - So they glitter in the sunlight, so fucking what? - So she’s 17 and he’s 100? — He’s too good for the girls? that’s why he doesn’t date? suuuuuure — He’s not hot: he’s wearing lipstick and how long do you think it takes to do his hair?: he’s a gay. — If the vampires have super speed and can run faster than cars, why do they chase each other in cars? — Why are these two people in love? they have no common interests, they don’t make each other laugh, and they sure as hell don’t fuck — Stay with your boyfriend even though he breaks into your room to watch you sleep, and threatens to kill you, yeah that’s a good message to send. — Exactly why does she need to hurt her father again? — Oh they end up at prom? BARF — Why exactly do they need to attend high school? etc) to people who liked the movie and they will refuse to acknowledge they they liked it solely because “OMG they’re so hawt”
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone needs to be like NOLA and finish all four books
they sure as hell don’t fuck
I only saw the movie
I cannot fairly rip on the books without having read them, although I am 99% sure they are of poor quality.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It isn't because the author is...
…oh yeah, that one rule about no…right.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen any of the movies, but now I have to.
I hated almost every character in those books but couldn’t stop reading. Incredible. Next time I have a long plane ride I’m sure I’ll read at least one of them again.
I hated almost every character in those books but couldn’t stop reading. Incredible.
Heh
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of two.
Alice and Jacob.
Although still creeped a bit by Jacob.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Seth, dammit
and I don’t care what thewyrm says, I loved Esme
Oh yes, Seth.
I’ll give Seth.
But hearing Renemee or whatever it was spoken over and over in the 4th movie is going to be hysterical.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LIke I posted on your FB wall
the movies fill me with an excitement like no other because if the first one was that unintentionally hilarious, I cannot imagine what will happen in 2 and 3, and especially Breaking Dawn.
At least 50% of the scenes are not PG-13 at all, and yet they’re critical to the storyline. That is going to be one fucking amazing movie. I hope Kristen Stewart doesn’t learn to act between now and then though…
I don't know how I got past them describing Edward's skin for 300 pages per book.
I GET IT IT’S FUCKING COLD AND HARD AND SPARKLES IN THE LIGHT FUCK!
So I always wondered in Twilight if Vampire’s blood was like venom I tough all their bodily fluids would be as well if you catch my drift…
You got slurved bitch.
What I don't get is Stephenie Meyer's thing for having A LOT older guys hook up with A LOT younger girls...
Edawrd(100+ Years old) <→ Bella (18)
Jacob(17) <→ Esmerenee (FUCKING 4 MONTHS OLD)
You got slurved bitch.
I read an article on slate about Twilight
that explained that the chick in the books is so boring and mundane because it makes it easier for female readers to replace her character with themselves.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Holy crap, she was in that?
Loved that movie, but every time I’ve seen her doing press for Twilight she’s been odious.
Everything I need to know about vampire mythology I learned from tthis young lady
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair she's not a girl
but she has been 12 for a long time.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
just cause it was a pretty fucking good movie.
Pretty good is a dramatic understatement my friend.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a genre redefining film.
The next generation of great horror auteurs will name check LTROI like crazy.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with the crappy english subtitle planned for the DVD release
I’ve heard they take the soul out of that movie and replace with something not at all threatening in anyway.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 9, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Vampire Rules seem to change
from mythos to mythos.
by msb on Apr 9, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It's amazing that this doesn't involve Guttierez
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He produces now too?
Man that guy is talented.
Johnson: Look I told you buddie it's only gay if the balls touch.
Morrow: Are you sure?
Guttierez:Yep.
You got slurved bitch.
Dude. Dude? Dude...
DUDE!!!!!!!!!
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That hug would be infused with more manliness...
…if the Mariners had a British Racing Green alternate jersey. I’m just saying.
Umm... What?!?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Dude
Don’t tell me an away top in this colour wouldn’t scare opposing teams into submission while providing lucrative merchandising opportunities.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the color,
I just have no idea what it has to do with the M’s.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
M's logo
The compass is colored in silver (representing technology) and forest green (representing the North West’s environment). Technically the A’s already employ forest green though, hence BRG.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing you'd be a fan of neon green jerseys for the Seahawks as well then?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What kind of a monster would support that?
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You take that back.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It's an accent color, not a primary.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You take that back too.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Never
The Seahawks will now be able to permanently blind their opponents. “Not such hot shit now are you Big Ben? What’s that? Can’t see your receiver? WELL TOO FUCKING BAD!”
All that from a retina-searing uniform. You’re welcome
by Robert Lintott on Apr 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's used more than the green is on the M's.
If you’re talking about making trim colors into alternate jerseys, that would be a logical progression (although I agree it would be hideous).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Put the width you want where I put the italics in the picture HTML
<img src=“http://blahblah”width=x pixels/>
Now it's tiny.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Come here, is baby Mac hunrgy?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Rickey says you need to put Rickey down right now.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just saw Gutierrez's catch.
WOW! That is some kind of awesome.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Where did you find it?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Saw it on SportsCenter.
The guy ran, what seemed like, 25 meters and then laid out to catch it inches from the turf.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to get home and see a replay or highlights.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That's the one. I'm still in awe.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
God, sweet catch.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn quote
“I gave him a big hug,” Washburn said. “I’ll probably give him another one.”
(referring to Gutierrez and his defense)
Lots of hugging in the M's clubhouse...hmmmm...
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
:o
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the best catches I've ever seen.
I’ve seen OFers dive and catch before, but this takes the cake because he had to run quite a ways to get to it.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That bastard better bring my cake back.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Good luck catching up with him
and by the time you do he will have eaten your delicious cake.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Such an amazing catch. Gutierrez is going to be one exciting guy to watch.
blame mlb.tv and their shitty no functioning DVR/archives
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You can do better than this
but mine will get more recs
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to rec Jeff's but not yours
one-rec swing!
SBN need a feature where my gifs can not be viewed more than once unless they are rec'd
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks to work, I have viewd your .gif zero times
and fully expect to see Jeff’s in all its glory when I get home
In all fairness I should be modded to make this competition fair.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In my own defense I thought Fogel was the best choice for moddom
and perhaps that hurt my application
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooo! Pick me!
I’m a Robert too… the continuity will be stunning.
by Robert Lintott on Apr 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
John Olerud Sucks because he died in a fire... lol
by Robert Lintott on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn...
It was worth a try. I thought the shared name would help…
by Robert Lintott on Apr 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray!
Though auditioning for the role of rebel feels somehow wrong. Whatever, LaHairCats!
by Robert Lintott on Apr 9, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec baiting?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one cringing at the direction his glove goes after the catch?
The only reason Gutierrez escaped a devastating snapping of the wrist is because his skeletal system is made of adamantium.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a little scary, but not as bad as it looks.
I’ve done this quite often playing in the outfield, and it’s more the glove bending than his hand.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What the shit
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
From the Yahoo! postgame write-up, the inevitable happened:
Sprinkling a brand new sinker in with his usual assortment of offspeed pitches, Washburn kept a Twins team that had six extra-base hits on Wednesday night completely off balance. Morneau nearly swung out of his shoes while ripping at a 65-mph slow slider for strike three to lead off the second inning.
The Original "Death to Flying Things": Bob Ferguson
Interesting: Bob Ferguson, who played for the New York Mutuals, the Brooklyn Atlantics, the Hartford Dark Blues, and the Troy Trojans, among others, during his 1871-1884 career, is the original bearer of the name “Death to Flying Things.” I think it’s kind of cool they came up with this nickname almost thirty years before airplanes began flying. Wasn’t Dave Neihaus the first guy to call Gutierrez by that nickname? If so, insert old age joke here. But I think Gutierrez will do Bob Ferguson proud.
And if the name “Bob Ferguson” sounds familiar, that’s because one Bob Ferguson is a King County councilman today.
The top picture is quite possibly the best thing to ever be on the internet.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned, Franklin Gutierrez is DFT from now on.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I cannot believe how shitty JI's GIFs are
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 22 recs
It just struck me,
the other great thing about this catch is he had the guts to run that far and dive for it, knowing that Endy was heading his way full speed.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This is the same fucking thing with a few frames cut out
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
=
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/9/828942/the-worlds-most-uncomfortable-hug#13944464
I would argue the gif maker and not the screen capture is the main difference
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm agreeing with you.
All of those gifs had the similar source material (same person doing identical AVI encodes). The only difference was the gif creator used.
No matter how hard you try to trick into spending $25 on avi edit I'm not gonna do it.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
I don’t remember getting a cut of the LL donations so I could by a gif-o-matic that lets me edit the video file frame by frame and in top quality.
I just figure people came here because they loved baseball and not special effects.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who made this?
(and if you say Jeff I will fucking kill you)
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's such a nice change of pace that we're giffing defense because of something good instead of something bad.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I'm still making one of my own because fuck you guys
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The last 10 feet before the dive it doesn't seem he has any chance of getting there. WOW
I fucking hate you Mariners
Congrats to the rec leader
in this particular race, that is
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 9, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
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