4/9: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins, Apr 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT
I love these pictures so much. Each one just says so many things. I need to start putting these to more use.
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Actually
The only thing the Glen Perkins picture seems to be saying is “huh?”
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Apr 9, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy, this is one helluva weak lineup. Somebody please tell me that Perkins can't get righties out?
Chavez
Gutz
Sweeney
Beltre
Lopez
Wlad
Johnson
Cedeno
Betancourt
by Rudy4three on Apr 9, 2009 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wak is just on saying that they want to get everyone in the first week, and get some guys an off day (Joh, Beltre)
by msb on Apr 9, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, it's a good lineup given the roster we have. Although I would have liked to have seen Tui get in there
to add a little extra power to the lineup. However, overall it doesnt look like a group that is going to score many runs
by Rudy4three on Apr 9, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a pretty standard (sans Ichiro) lineup against lefties with the exception of Johnson for Johjima.
by abender20 on Apr 9, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putting in a different catcher the day game after a night game seems like a common practice too.
by Jed MC on Apr 9, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking forward to seeing Johnson.
Wait – that sounds…
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 9, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 1st game thread of the season...
…though my enthusiasm is somewhat dimmed by the news out of SoCal this morning, I will soldier on doggedly.
Go M’s! Let’s get the split.
by Omerta on Apr 9, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We've played too well to come out of this series anything but 2-2.
GO M’s.
[you owe me you fuckers].
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE ONE TIME I GET TO SEE A GAME THERES NO GRIFFEY
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been known for at least a week that he was sitting out this game.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have known that there would have been no chance for Griffey to play against a lefty
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A blind squirrel finds a nut on occasion too
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As do certain Hall of Famers.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, do you still have the links to the full body shot versions of the MLB player photos?
Those were always an untapped well of entertainment.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I tried looking for them but they are password protected if your not a member of the press
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure a kind journo would give Matthew the password.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bingo
I think too many people were using them.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned it
but the new mlb player is a steaming turd that need to be boiled in fire
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've had absolutely no problems so far.
by abender20 on Apr 9, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since it has defaulted to not doing HD, I've had no problems with it either
My only problem was with it going back in time a second or two and repeating certain things, which was annoying, but on SD it’s been smooth as butta.
by ubelmann on Apr 9, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to save your nickels and get a machine that can run flash
I had zero problems with it last night.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 9, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It runs, but it's way shittier than the old player
When I tried to go giffing last night the archives flat out didn’t work, and I didn’t have a GT and a tv window running at the time.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drayer on the change-ups last night...
apparently, Joh called them & Silva agreed with the call … that the change-up was what he would have called in the situation.
Wak disagrees with both of them, and talked to them about it….
by msb on Apr 9, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More from Wak (via LaRue)
"It’s not about blame, it’s about accountability," Wakamatsu said. "We’re trying to move this team forward. Kenji called it. Carlos could have shaken him off. And I could have called the pitch from the bench.
"The key is to get us all on the same page. Carlos is a sinker-slider guy who occasionally throws a changeup. I’d much rather throw my best pitch where I want it – even if the hitter is sitting on it – than my third best pitch, which I may not have great control of."
"The bottom line: that wasn’t acceptable. We’ve got to get better, and that’s a process. I include myself in that."
I like Wak.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when tv people add "tragically" to the front everything
1) We know it’s awful, I don’t need you to tell me that being hit by a DD = bad
2) I don’t think tragedy means what you think it means.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Adenhart was a warrior and very brave
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hero for not crashing his car into another.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 9, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tragically, we have to go to commercial, but after the break traffic and weather!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 9, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never froze for me
Dish is actually doing something useful today
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loathe you Bill Kreuger.
I loathe you like I loathe sunshine and happiness in others.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what she said?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In otherwords the keys to winning are to win
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the other keys is not to lose though
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have the kiro feed working yet?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What was the point
Of bringing Tui up as a reward if your not gonna play him? A game where they give Beltre the day off at third and he still can’t get off the bench? We may as well have brought a 13th pitcher for the pen.
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They don't have to sneak him through waivers when Ichiro comes back
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand the rationale
But wouldn’t this be a perfect game to let him play befroe they ship him back to Tacoma?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reward was monetary.
Tui doesn’t actually deserve to play over Cedeno.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I guess I’m a bit higher on Tui then the rest of you, although living in Texas now I don’t get to watch Mariners games so I haven’t really seen him play, I just get box scores.
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cedeno is going to be a bigger part of this team in 2009 than Tui.
It is important to get him at bats.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So in the event that Beltre gets shipped out
Do you see Cedeno or Tui taking over 3b?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see the team sucking and not really caring.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, they may suck, but they care.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If thats the case
Where is Justin Leone at? I’m sure he’d play for cheap
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No talent
-Zach Sanders
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They seriously need to pull that.
It puts me in a slightly shitter mood to start the game.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this FSN intro
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seattle feed on the poor man's mlb.tv?
Sweet!
by darmok on Apr 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Glen Perkins start the game with consecutive changeups or does his fastball just suck?
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could tell you if I didn't have a freeze frame of Bill Kreuger's mug on my tv
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you no conscience?
In light of the Adenhart tragedy I would think that you, a mod, would be more sensitive about these things. Consider LL crossed off my bookmarks.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with Matthew
That’s cruel torture
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
I got a still frame of some Twins reliever scratching his ear with Griffey in the background for the first 3 innings on opening day.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a weird lineup
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Guti is quickly becoming my favorite Mariner.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Took the words right out of my mouth.
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks good at the plate.
He’s put a really good swing on pretty much everything I’ve seen him swing at, and he seems to know the strike zone. Small sample size like no other, but I think he’s gonna have a big year.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love great defensive center fielders
any offense he brings is gravy.
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There you are.
I was wondering when you would show up
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one doesn't really seem so much like a joke as it is a truth about Jose Vidro.
It’s not like something was being elaborated on to try and make it funnier, it just was what it was.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes it's hard to tell when Robert is kidding.
I have seen stranger serious outbursts from him.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have a blackout solution yet?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a proxy in oh say Wyoming
Seems to be working for my friend in Tacoma so far if you time everything perfectly
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are great
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't blow it Washburn
-Zach Sanders
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really really really really
want Beltre to be on the Mariners forever.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woooooooooooo!
I’m really digging our offensive prowess in the early innings thus far..
by Omerta on Apr 9, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The attendance has dropped off quite a bit after Opening Day
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thursday noon start
Who the hell thinks this is a good idea?
by Gihyou on Apr 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least MY schedule digs it.
Overnight shifts aren’t compatible with evening games.
by Omerta on Apr 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Visiting
Early runs FTW
Too bad people can’t enjoy their baseball for breakfast today :(
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Au contraire mon frere
We owe it to the man to keep on truckin’
by Omerta on Apr 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God!
Thanks to MLB getting something right I get a free preview of MLB Extra Innings until the 12th! Now I can see 12 Mariners games this season instead of 4-5!
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always good to turn on the tv and see a lead.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn.
Be serviceable. All I’m asking.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The end of that inning came like the Spanish Inquisition
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching this on the HD feed on my TV for the first time.
Beeeautiful.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Cedeno looks like he’s 15 years old
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He also has a serious Giraffe neck.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked like he was taking his yearbook picture
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GUTZ!!!!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOT DAMN
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUT!!!!!
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my fucking god.
WHOAAAAA. Guti, you are fucking amazing.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY DAMMIT
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am buying a Gutierrez t-shirt next week at Safeco.
You should too.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And That's why we got Guiterriez
Awesome baby!
by MattoB on Apr 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUTIEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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by ThundaPC on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit!!!
There was no way he should have got to that.
by CstSnow on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS LEGIT!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUTFIELD DEFENSE!!!!
FUCK YEAH
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING TITS
THAT WAS AWESOME
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCK CHOPS!
what a fucking play!!
THERE IS NO GAP
by deacvision7 on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gutierrez got that shit
Shut up, Gardenhire
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by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm wet all over
Outfield defense >>>> offense
by cwel87 on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously I'm speechless. I'm in shock. When was the last time you saw a player in a Mariner uniform make a play like thatin the outfield?
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed wouldn't have gotten to that ball.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cameron is the only outfielder I can think of who gets that
Jeremy Reed would have been four steps off
by cwel87 on Apr 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cameron?
-Zach Sanders
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buhner?
-Zach Sanders
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray Chuck
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell did he get that ball?
That looked like there was no way that was being caught…
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Need a screen grab?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was one of the most amazing plays I've ever seen
There was no way he could get to that ball
by Zack on Apr 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WASHBURN 4 CY YOUNG
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The first of many.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ a K looking
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike says Washburn's
Changeup is getting better and better all the time… could also be he can’t throw very hard more and more…
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot about the game, just came in: can somebody tell me about Gutz's catch?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch SportsCenter tonight
That’s the best I can do.
by Jeff Nusser on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ball was hit into deep left-center field
Franklin came out of nowhere with a diving catch to nab it just before it hit the ground.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did it look like the Jim Edmonds catch?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try to ignore Jim Edmond catches
so it’s hard to say. =/
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was shifted towards right
the ball was hit to left center. He covered an impossible amount of ground to get there, laid out, and caught it inches above the ground
by Zack on Apr 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds tight. Hopefully it'll go up as a video highlight on GameDay so I can see it soon.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ball looked like it was for sure going into the gap for extra bases.
Guti went back covered an amazingly large amount of ground and laid out to catch the ball like half an inch above the ground. Really impressive.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With this defense
and the fact that any contending team likely already has a good third baseman, I’m betting that Washburn returns more in trade this year than Beltre does.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Arod cant come back
I’d take one of the Yank’s young pitchers and a swisher type…
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees won't trade Swisher for our junk
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant for Beltre...
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would the Cardinals do that?
How in the world does that help them.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
St Louis has many 3rd basemen in the wings waiting
The trade wouldn’t be worth it
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only is that a ridiculous amount of talent to give up
but the Cards system is deep in third basemen. I would give up that type of talent for Felix, let alone one year of Beltre.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's just that ridiculous Cardinal trade offers are about as played out as Silva fat jokes.
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why the Yankees
trade is more likely to happen, and with Hughes and Kennedy sitting in the minors they could make a deal…
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that A-rod will be back before Beltre is on the market
by abender20 on Apr 9, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im going with the premise
That Arod tweaks it and opts for the surgery he’s gonna have at the end of the season
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No doubt
but he still needs surgery in the offseason, so if he tweaks something that could be it for the year, and the Yanks will not stick with whoever that kid is they have manning third right now
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre isn't junk
Why would you say he’s junk?
by MattoB on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because in addition to Beltre the Yankees would want something more as well
And all that’s left in the stable is junk
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suddenly I have hope for Silva and Washburn
and that hope’s name is Franklin F’n Gutierrez.
by Omerta on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i am still moist
that was so fucking awesome
by deacvision7 on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can somebody please gifferise that catch for me to wank over?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah fuck
I was gonna say let’s go Johnson. Too fucking late now.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rob johnson can at least get flyouts, Kenji.
hit the ball out of the infield you pussy
by deacvision7 on Apr 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gutierrez's catch

AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Definitely went in on the fly
No argument
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beyond my capabilities, sorry
Someone else, maybe?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck that looks awesome... GIF! GIF! GIF!
I wanna see it!
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd been thinking about getting a Gut jersey for the last couple days.
This clinches it.
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that worse than a foot fetish?
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by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does FSN have the new MLB on FOX music, but the old FSN logo?
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This season is gonna suck without GIFs
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've made three .gifs in two days
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I thought that was what you were talking about....because I'm ignorant)
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah no shit
let’s burn mlb.tv to the ground
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm late to the party
But that was one of the best catches I’ve ever seen a center fielder make. Absolutely incredible.
by JLC on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another swinging strike?
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine Griffey ever being a good fielder.
What would his UZR have been [approx.] during his prime? Was he overrated due to his highlight reel plays?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was probably around
+15 I would guess.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know, almost certainly yes
he was probably 0 —→ +5 in his prime.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he was 19-20 he had phenomenal range
and I’m not sure how old timey defensive numbers are calculated, but do they use the same type video data that we’d use from 2008?
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait I get what you mean
I imagine he was closer to +10 when he was really young but I doubt he was that good for his career prime.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I fully agree that in the mid to late 90s
he was probably wildly overrated
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought he was an amazing fielder but
it could be rose colored glasses.
by drm1125 on Apr 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
apparently put me in that same group.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Washburn just struck out Justin Morneau swinging?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod cy young year!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's playing for his contract!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Washburn just strike out a lefty with a high inside slider?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Gameday you know it's true.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's his contract year
He’s gunna do some weird voodoo and get really lucky so he can get paid off by some silly, stupid GM.
by cwel87 on Apr 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the hell even throws that pitch?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Washburn outthinks himself
He’s a 5.5 pitch man who has an arsenal of plethora.
Seriously: You are Jarrod Washburn. What pitch do you throw at ANY GIVEN TIME?
by Tony S on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An 85 mph fastball with no movement is not a different pitch from an 87 mph fastball with no movement.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would disagree
One gets hit 420 feet into dead centre field, whilst the other gets hit 425 feet
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does get a lot of balls hit right at his general direction
Maybe he’s seamless
by Tony S on Apr 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've named yours too?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It IS Name Yourself Day, after all
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn thrown a suck pitch inside and got a SwStr?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The M's are hitting a lot of line drives tonight.
Optimism growing: break open the Sailor Jerry’s!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Endy, bad idea on that wide turn
Get your ass back to first
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if you do play for the M's
FUCK YOU ENDY CHAVEZ
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Endy Chavez succeeds in the leadoff spot! Ichiro for 3rd when he returns!
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm falling in love with our Outfield
…hopelessly in love
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh. He was safe.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MIKE REILLY?!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
really good call by the ump. Really nice bunt by Guti too though.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Endy was out there. But very close.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And by Endy I mean Franklin, of course.
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Endy wasn't close to being out on that play
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These all-glove no-hit outfielders all look the same to me.
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except Franklin Gutierrez can hit
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bit early to say anything, especially given his disappointing numbers in Cleveland...
….but I do agree that his plate approach has been absolutely marvelous so far. Way better than I had hoped.
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given his track record in the minors and his approach and swing, I'd say it's likely he really is a pretty good hitter
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then thank god for Grady Sizemore blocking him.
I guess Omar Minaya actually may have done something right indirectly in pulling off that shit trade. Well, if you also happen to be an M’s fan as well as a Nats fan.
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are an M's fan and Nats fan, you should just answer every question for the next two months with one word
“Strasburg!”
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream last night where we managed to trade up in the draft to guarantee our acquisition of Strasburg
Waking up was a disappointment.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My ONE consolation, if the Nats blow it and pass on Strasburg, is that at least he'll fall to the Mariners.
It’s just that the Nationals desperately need him, far moreso than the M’s.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly I wouldn't mind at all if he went to the Nats
If he can’t play in Seattle, then at least his playing for Washington would ensure that we’ll rarely, if ever, face him.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be funny when both teams pass on him and he signs with the Padres for $3 million
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by funny you mean Tim Lincecum pt. 2
only eight times worse.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
great bunt, Franklin
mike reilly deserves to die
by deacvision7 on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Safe
Never mind. PLOW THROUGH THE FUCKER, GUTIERREZ
by JLC on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Gutz even step on the bag?
It kinda looks like he missed it.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunting in front of Mike Sweeney?
Really?
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Reilly needs to retire
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope, he just missed the bag
One of those “game of inches” things
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was BS
can the pitcher run in front of the runner like that?
by Zack on Apr 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the inside line, yes
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he cant block the bag
That was mighty close to being interference
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many games until Wak pulls the carpet out from under Sweeny?
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd give it a month
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to manufacture that run gents
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Mike Sweeney delivers a veteran, professional pop out.
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait why are they cancelling the Angel's game for?
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a player just died
it had to be cancelled.
by deacvision7 on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where have you been
Last night’s starting pitcher died
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm seeing it right now...
Damn that’s sad and he was just starting his career.
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Angels-A's game tonight
Due to the death of Adenhardt
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perkins will implode in 3...2...1...
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With our lineup, would anyone notice if he did?
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that depends on whether he actually collapses into a singularity or just sucks really hard.
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game canceled due to black hole.
Just our luck.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than game cancelled due to death of player
:(
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 9, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a black hole materializing would cause the death of all the players
so not really =/
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere today
An Angel is meeting another Angel…
by Tony S on Apr 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm already tired of Mike Sweeney.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too
I’m not sure what it is. I think it’s the fact that he has little upside and his swing is ugly looking.
by JLC on Apr 9, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the fact that
Shelton is waiting in AAA makes me slightly more already-fed-up with Sweeny.
by Zwakamatsu on Apr 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he gets hurt.
That way we can DL him and still use him as a “Clubhouse presence”
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by James F'n X on Apr 9, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could get this broadcast =(
I am thinking about getting Gameday audio and streaming it over my new phone once I get it. Anyone tried this?
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than those amazingly obnoxious Jared ads.
You clowns deserve to pay for expensive jewelry.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEFENSE!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCK CEDENO!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
-Zach Sanders
MLB Notebook.com
Roto Rat.com
by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<3 Ronny Cedeno
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre-esque
-Zach Sanders
MLB Notebook.com
Roto Rat.com
by mlbnotebook on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like the spirit of King Awesome just possessed him.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Ronny Cedeno is good at defense.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully that fucked up Sweeney's back too
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre who?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not serious.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm DVRing SportsCenter tonight
Just to make sure we get our two web gems.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Be prepared
for disappointment.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome approves!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome is like I can do that play blindfolded.
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This whole "defense" concept
Is pretty spiffy
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
Did Beltre get a haircut or somethin
by darmok on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See Silva? All you have to do is not give up home runs.
The D will do the rest.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like our new outfield way too much
I was expecting Gut to get that one
by darmok on Apr 9, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Operation Make Washburn Look Good
Off to a roaring success
by Gihyou on Apr 9, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR D IS GOOD.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn for Cy Young!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Felix had been hit by that ball he'd be limping and making us panic.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The kids in this commercial are retarded
GIRL, in an obnoxious boy: Who’s Julie?!
BOY looks at his cell phone, confused.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She should get out of that boy.
It would be hard to breathe.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I love our outfield defense
That last one was a can of corn probably but still
by Zack on Apr 9, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's he batting so far?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn down another mph on his FB.
how long will this go on?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, maybe this isn't the strongest offense in the league
but goddammit we can hit bad left handed pitching! So… yeah. Go M’s
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 9, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 hits off perkins aint that bad
considering there is no Ichiro, or Johjima in the lineup. Also, Lopez’ terrible at bats notwithstanding we’re making good contact today.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 9, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DVR on MLB.tv is the most annoying feature of all time
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DVR? Expand this acronym?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I am. I assume it's an MLB premium feature?
You have to understand…my connection is so herky-jerky that I don’t even pay much attention to the video…I just put it on the lowest video setting and listen to it as if it’s a radio show.
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by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just amazed you haven't heard of DVR before
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Digital Video Recorder? Rewinder?
I suppose it is amazing, but I’m SO SO out of touch with stuff like this. I don’t own a TiVO, or a satellite dish, or whatever. I don’t even have cable, Jeff. I get all my necessary sports from MLB.com and read books and watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs instead of watching cable.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, see there you go. A feature I wouldn't give two shits about and could never use on my crappy home connection anyway.
(I’m working from home today…ah, it’s fun to be working pantsless)
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even I know what this is
And I shun most technology
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I can't get past how sad the Adenhart death is.
It just brings me down to think about how cosmically unjust it is.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he did something to deserve it
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't sure if it was too soon for that joke or not.
Good on you for going for it.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already made a joke about an hour ago.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff and Matthew led the way
I just followed the cool kids.
by ningwers on Apr 9, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't agree more
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he was a terrible person.
Not like we’d know.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels on Earth, Angels in Heaven
You too have wings esoteric, you just need to figure out how to use them.
by Tony S on Apr 9, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About damn time.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cruel part is that once you opening the link, the game will lay for 30 seconds and freeze
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB.tv and my work computer get along like Macaulay Culkin and bees
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He deserved to die for being stupid
Also, big ups for a My Girl reference
by JI on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Girl was terrible
Dan Akroyd wasn’t funny at all.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was on the other day
and I stopped and watched just enough to see the part where the little girl is in the poetry class. Yikes.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that "The Good Son" or something like that?
The one where he plays the psycho child?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, it was the one where he was allergic to bees and died.
Man I mix up my Culkin films.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that movie.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Yuni is aware that he doesn't have to swing at the second pitch.
by levnclf on Apr 9, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd really like to see a second-pitch-swung-at percentage
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was someone who got excited over commercials
It’s Car Toys’ anniversary bash? Yes!
I do want a great deal on a new vehicle!
New prices from the NADA guide? This is perfect!
I often wonder if such a person exists.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How soon is too soon
To talk about what Adenhardts loss means to the Angels rotation?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And realistically it doesn't mean that much
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With their first three SP out
It could mean a little something for the first month
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over the course of it career it will mean more.
by Robert on Apr 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're my favorite ESL poster.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 9, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel bad that for years I thought he'd never be a successful MLB pitcher.
Also, wasn’t he due to start against us on opening day? I wonder who will replace him.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You won't even notice who's starting for them since Silva will be starting for us
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will before the game, while I still have hope
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan on making Silva starts "Get trashed day"
by Fuzz on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A ton of my students are going to the game
But it’s opening day. I have to drink.
Tuesday has the opportunity to be an embarrassing, embarrassing day.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seek human shields
And shouldn’t those children be in school?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Apr 9, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn right they should be.
The WASL starts that day.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still haven't given up on that abomination?
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Apr 9, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're moving in that direction
But it’s going to be with us for at least a few more years.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still think its lame that students have to take a test
because teachers can’t do their jobs properly.
Maybe it has changed in the last 8 years but when they introduced the WASL it seemed like it made teachers even worse at teaching.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Apr 9, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you throw curses at Silva and then fall over
while trying to hide behind your fiancee
by NOLAmarinergirl on Apr 9, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's actually a question that immediately occurred to me too.
Between Adenhart, that fan who was murdered, and MacDonald schtupping the seeming pre-teen, this is the beginning of a real snakebitten season for the Halos.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Urghh no power at bottom of the lineup.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What if.....
GMZ is turning Morrow and Aumont into closers so he can trade them for players like Gut later on? He is just thinking 4 years ahead…..
by insidetheparker on Apr 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He could have gotten more for them as hot SP prospects than as closers
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oop
My bad. It just came to me when I was thinking about how cute Franklin is.
by insidetheparker on Apr 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like gratuitous overuse of the sirens.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they
were reserved for Griffey FB?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get giddy Wash the Twins lineup is about on par with ours.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Five hits to one hit so far.
FIVE TO ONE, BABY, ONE IN FIVE. NO ONE HERE GETS OUT ALIVE.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dental anasthesia takes for fucking ever to wear off
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What'd they dope you up with? Novocaine or nitrous?
The worst part about novocaine is how it makes sweet drinks taste naggingly sour for hours afterward.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know but I want more of it in more places
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"ME QUICK WANT SLOW"

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I need something to give my dingle less tingle"
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
've been looking everywhere for you."
“Looks like you’ve been looking for dragons….in the future.”
by BHP on Apr 9, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Michael, if I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive."
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about this last week
I went to my job shadow with Jim Moore looking and sounding like a drooling retard.
by Robert on Apr 9, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scott Boras is apparently crying right now.
I didn’t know he was physically capable of such a thing.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What channel?
And is it bad that this makes me feel good?
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLBN, I think.
Wherever the Adenhart presser is.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that, and admittedly I instantly thought "his reptile brain is cueing him to do that for the cameras"
I guess I’m a jerk for thinking that.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that was kind of my thought too.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here:

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hopefully this moment of perspective will cause him to reconsider his contract demands for Strasburg.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Sweeney ever going to get a hit?
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost certainly?
I am going to laugh when he goes 0-24 and gets cut and then retires without getting another hit
by seattlebruin on Apr 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere, Chris Shelton is confused
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 9, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game recap maybe they'll show Guti's catch.
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
Nicole Zaloumis is hot.
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pics for evidence.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch FSN
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's an option for him.
EM, scroll up in this thread.
by marc w on Apr 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope to God your joking or drunk
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awfully early for the latter
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on my way to being there
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's always a day for jokes.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 9, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not on a day when someone dies it isn't.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Lookout Landing.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 9, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People die everyday
So can I never joke?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 9, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So our offence blows.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if there's a Twins fan out there going
“My God, why didn’t we trade for Washburn?”
by ThundaPC on Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S RIZZ!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
S!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCK KKK?!?!?!?!
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is moving faster than Boras to a camera
We might get this done in less than 2.5 hours
by Gihyou on Apr 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing about Washburn is making sense to me today.
I’m guessing it must be the unrelieved suckiness of the Twins’ lineup.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok 11 runs this inning please M's so I can go and watch City in the UEFA Cup
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loafie needs to sit for a game if he Ks agan
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wak should pull him after he homers for not hustling.
by Matthew on Apr 9, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez used all of his good hitting up at the WBC
Another reason to abolish it.
by katal on Apr 9, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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