Dear Lookout Landing
A Letter from Brandon Morrow
Dear Lookout Landing,
From time to time I have read and enjoyed the "articles" and "analysis" on this Mariner's fan community site. I believe the intention of the moderators is good, and that they would like to be taken seriously as a site to discuss and debate topics relating to the M's.. I have also seen the game threads. I understand the passion this community holds for the Mariners and that the audience and contributors often post in the heat of the moment. I do however find the latest postings relating to my diabetes EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. Regardless of what happened in any game, good or bad, no one has the right to attack someone based on a medical condition, that is pure bigotry. I should not, and do not, have to explain the seriousness of diabetes and the problems diabetics face on a day to day basis. I am not writing on my own behalf, but on the behalf of the other 23.6 million diabetics in the United States. The moderators, full time contributors and audience of Lookout Landing should be embarrassed and ashamed at the words they have written down for the public to see.. most are so offensive I would not repeat posting them again here. It saddens me to read that people would wish poor health on anyone, even if the posts are meant to be funny.. to someone with diabetes they are very hurtful words. I would please ask that in the future that contributors Lookout Landing would show a little more class and understanding, I am just extremely disappointed that this seemingly intelligent forum would fall to such severe discrimination. Most of you probably know a diabetic and would be ashamed if they saw those posts.
Sadly, Brandon Morrow
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Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 8, 2009 2:23 AM PDT reply actions
I don't know, doesn't seem like to me that a player, especially one who just blew a save 8 hours earlier, would be up at
2 in the morning, posting on the internets in some random hotel room in Minnesota. Especially when that player has a game tomorrow.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
And just FYI, the account was created about 45 minutes before this post.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
ME BRANDON MORROW
ME HAVE DIABETES
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I give this a 4/10.
Would of been more believable, had the timing of the post been better, instead of two in the morning with the players on the road.
But, on the off chance that this real. First off, Welcome to Lookout Landing Brandon. Secondly:
By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.
I’m pretty sure that includes the players themselves. In fact, I would say ESPECIALLY the players.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I have a hard time believing someone that went to UCB would use scare quotes.
I also have a hard time believing that a professional athlete hasn’t heard anything worse than this.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
If this is real, I must say I am so proud of this community.
The game threads are epic on their own, but for one to finally offend a player and cause him to post about it? Well done people.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Also, it's more like 4 in the morning there.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear OlSalty
From time to time I have read your ‘comments’ and ‘utterences’ on this Mariner’s fan community site. I believe that your intentions are good, and that you would like to be taken seriously as a user who discusses and debates topics relating to the M’s.. I have also seen the game threads. I understand the passion that you hold for the Mariners and that you often post in the heat of the moment. I do however find the latest postings relating to my emo-ness EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. Regardless of what happened in any game, good or bad, no one has the right to attack someone based on a social condition, that is pure bigotry. I should not, and do not, have to explain the seriousness of being an emo and the problems emos face on a day to day basis. I am not writing on my own behalf, but on the behalf of the other 47.2 million emos in the United States. You should be embarrassed and ashamed at the words they have written down for the public to see.. most are so offensive I would not repeat posting them again here. It saddens me to read that people would wish extreme social anxiety on anyone, even if the posts are meant to be funny.. to someone emo they are very hurtful words. I would please ask that in the future that contributors Lookout Landing would show a little more class and understanding, I am just extremely disappointed that this seemingly intelligent forum would fall to such severe discrimination. Most of you probably know an emo and would be ashamed if they saw those posts.
Sadly, Brandon Morrow
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 13 recs
Despite the questionable validity I will say this...
Apart from a few off-handed comments most of the talk about diabetes has been no worse than anything the mainstream media creates with athletes with the disease. I’m a Gonzaga and Denver Broncos fans, so I’ve had a slew of favorite players (Morrison & Cutler) who have had the disease. Every time something bad happens, the disease gets pointed to. The player is always under scrutiny that they will fade at the end of games due to their blood sugar. It’s really as biased, if not more so, than anything LL has posted. It’s fair to criticize Morrow because unlike Morrison and Cutler he seems to have taken the path of least resistance instead of trying to prove the critics wrong.
I wish.
Well, no, because I don’t want Diabetes.
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well played
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm diabetic and nothing herein offended me.
In fact I posted “Who slipped Morrow a Twinkie in the 8th inning?” (Though maybe it was a Snickers, America’s #1 selling candy bar, also popular in Greece and the Sudan. In Kazakhstan it’s outsold only by the Khschnozzlebar, rumored to contain blood of the virgin lamb. Don’t knock it it if you haven’t tried it. When I came back from my time in the Peace Corps I was totally addicted. The wrapper also functions as a halfway-effective condom. Better than nothing, man, in the heat of the Kazakhstan night.)
ignacio
Dear Brandon
How do you respond to allegations that you are in fact a big Kashi-eating pancreas-quitting pussbag?
Fucking hell
You ask for the closer job, ACTUALLY COMPLETE THE REQUISITES OF A CLOSER, A LA THROWING STRIKES, COMPILING 3 OUTS AT THE END OF A GAME, ETC.
FUCK IT ALL
Dear Brandon
Vaginal itch affects millions of young women in the United States today, and along with being a socially embarassing condition it can also sometimes lead to infection and other serious medical problems. I find it extremely offensive that you would make light of the plight of all these women by acting like such a sandy vagina .
Sadly, OlSalty
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I kinda hope that this is actually Brandon Morrow as it would take Lookout Landing to whole new pinnacles of hilarity
So we're confident in assuming this is a troll? I'm guessing that baseball players up at 4:00 AM don't usually bother to use proxy servers.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I will stop with offensive outbursts and enroll my self in a diabetic sympathy class if you get Felix to start posting here.
You really are a raging homo Robert
You know, I would not be surprised to walk into the house sometime and see your walls covered in pictures of Felix like a 14 year old girl
great, now the Castro family's going to be all pissed off at LL
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Seattle is father away than most cities from their missile range
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
that would be delicious
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Communist Island countries don't teach reading in their schools
They only teach swimming 101, building a boat MacGuyver style 205 and sea navigation 404
Cuba has a 99.8% literacy rate
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahem
Starving people in a country that are better educated than the average high school educated American is no laughing matter. Especially friends who have perished trying to live a better life coming here on make shift rafts. Cuban people are very sensitive when their culture and nightmares from coming here are made fun of even in satire. Very poor taste.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
From what I hear even the natives don't think Cuba is that great:
I knew from the beginning that I had the talent to play legitimate baseball in a real league. I just had to hope that someone – anyone – would take notice and fly me out of that hellhole.
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was what the Ahem was for
*note: I did not really think this, NOLA
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I assume this is sarcasm...
Else you are wildly hypocritical.
So?
You can make fun of diabetes but not Cubans?
Seriously?
Your logic is absurd. You can’t declare what is and isn’t appropriate based solely on your assumptions of the type of people who frequent this website. (Granted, yes, you really CAN do whatever you want, it just seems wildly hypocritical).
I happen to find both Cubans and diabetics to be great to make fun of, I just think you gotta let both go or let neither.
When is the appropriate time to tell him that this is all sarcasm?
Now? Is now the right time?
No. You need to regular the timing on sarcasm awareness.
Some people cannot handle large influxes of sarcasm at once. Sarcabetes I believe it is called.
Hmm
Considering I have no idea what Graham looks like or who he is, ie whether or not hes Cuban, black, pink or Asian, how would I know that this was sarcasm?
God has most certainly not damned Cuban people
He gave them the gift of ingenuity. How else would they learn to make rafts?
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Graham being Asian is only mentioned like once a day on LL...
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
We used to have the worst subthreads ever
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I miss the old LL
Too bad it was ruined by four people and is never coming back
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
All of you do nothing but post all day. It's pathetic.
I work, go home, drink, and then only post about the girls I’m supposedly hooking up with. It’s called a life, maybe ya’ll should get one.
by katal on Apr 8, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Ouch
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad =(.
But in my defense, everyone was participating and no one told me to stop. I had only been on LL for like… 3 months at that point, and it seemed like common behavior.
...and now I'm here
I will now silence myself in shame.
...and now I'm here
Perhaps abender assumed that the sarcasm was obvious
Given that Graham had already posted a comment making fun of Cuba.
Your best bet is to take no one seriously here.
Except for Kevin_ess and Robert since they are straight shooters at all times.
Cubans also have it a lot worse off.
While Graham is a most remarkable success story, I sure that had he not won that scholarship he would have gladly traded his insulin for a chance to actually be proud of his country. You can take a shot to fix diabeties but if you try to fix Cuba you will likely get shot.
Why do you assume you know Graham so well?
or Cubans? Or diabetics? Maybe you should walk a mile in their shoes first. Or raft a mile (or 90) so you can know what it’s really like
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Rafting to England was a total bitch
In retrospect northeast was a bad direction to choose
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
His kind weren't welcome here at the time.
by Robert on Apr 8, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey buddy, I don't know why you presume to know my country but let me assure you that horses are most welcome here.
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
We don't take kindly to large white flags though.
Those are reserved for the French.
If always thought it was funny that people hate the French
for preferring fucking, drinking wine and eating delicious food to dying.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's their number.
I don’t buy it. To be that high that would require that almost no Cubans have learning disabilities.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Dear whomever LL has collectively offended,
None of us actually want diabetics to die. Now please Morrow, wherever you are, stop blowing games like an adult film star in a helicopter.
A passenger was videotaping when Martz let an adult film actress perform a sex act on him during the 2005 flight, and an edited version eventually became public.
The judge watched the unedited tape in chambers and took testimony before his decision.
Really?
I'm no lawyer, but I'm sure he had to
Otherwise the defendant can always argue “watch the tape, I was in complete control the whole time, it’s no big deal” and may be able to win on appeal (or at least have his case heard on appeal) since evidence in his favor was ignored.
This happened to the pilot?
I can’t read the article at work. For some odd reason, web-washer thinks this article is erotic (70%)
Yep
GARDENA, Calif. (AP) — A judge says a commercial helicopter pilot videotaped in a sex act while flying over San Diego committed gross negligence and cannot have his license back.
Regardless of what happened in any game, good or bad, no one has the right to attack someone based on a medical condition
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, no one has the right to dictate others their rights.
You don't have the right to say that
amirite
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Today-ay-ay-ay, I consider myself-lf-lf-lf
The biggest puss-ss-ss-ss in the world-ld-ld-ld…
by waldo rojas on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not to be a party pooper
But has anybody considered that this was made by somebody here that suffers from diabetes and has issue with the way it is talked about? I know the disclaimer about reading game threads and all that, but there still seems to be a strange double standard with regards to some of the humor around here. I wasn’t in the game thread last night but I can imagine all the different things that were being said. Obviously, I have no problem with any of these jokes, but to see people get shot down for making poop jokes while watching other jokes about school shootings and diabetes and the like being made with no complaint seems a bit hypocritical.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
But poop jokes aren't funny
(Unless expertly executed)
Ugh, that episode was terrible.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Please nobody take this as an invitation to disprove that assertion.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I just stopped myself from using a .gif to show poop humor.
Was that the right call?
No I think you should continue
The context of this argument shows there will clearly be no ramifications as we all share a likewise opinion regarding fecal humor.
Nice catch!
You’re no dummy, but every society needs idiots. There’s been extensive research on the subject.
I never said I wasn't an idiot. Or a dummy.
I just know when I’m being set up.
Good thinking not falling for the trap.
Apparently intestinal discharge isn’t funny, and can result in a person being stabbed! Holy moly I love goofy stuff like this.
I considered it and thought it if that were the case it'd be a whiny little bitch thing to do and they should get over it
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
My initial thought was that somebody didn't their insulin this morning.
by Robert on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You skip from one thought to the next without finishing the first.
Or second, or third.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 8, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If that happens all you have to do is smash it hard against stuff until it breaks
And once the finger has been broken, it is much easier to pull out because it will be more malleable
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yeah you learned that punching uncovered fans is dumb.
The fact you thought it wasn’t was incredible in the first place.
It's wonderful to use as a replacement for boiling water while cooking
You ever had 87 octane Top Ramen?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Now you're cooking with gas!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's where the phrase came from Robert
Trust us, it’s safe!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Alright now, I'm ok with him huffing gas and all
But if he does attempt this, this potentially hurts me too as I live in the same house
If I lived with Robert I would always have my stuff boxed up
This way I could evacuate move out at a moment’s notice
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I'm sure this was the case. It doesn't change the fact that it's all in jest, and coming onto LL to complain
as if we actually all hate diabetics is useless.
There is a diffence between offensive and gross.
And in 99% of the cases offensive is much more creative and funny
We've always been pretty clear that double standards exist
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Totally agree with you and my comment was global not LL specific.
No person can claim perfection yet rules are made by people. Therefore creation, enacting and enforcement of any rule will fail to be perfect.
In regards to LL, I think people should feel comfortable voicing to you guys when they do not like the inequities that come from your rules. Whether you act on them or not is your choice and it will shape how certain people view you.
That being said, if this was written by someone in the LL community then shame. They should have just emailed Jeff directly.
I don't think we're generally that unreasonable when people come to us with concerns
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Although I'm really bad about checking that email account
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
My experience is that you are quite reasonable, so I agree.
But it would be foolish to expect you to agree with every single complaint. Life just does not work that way.
I will say again though that this Fanpost was unnecessary because it would have been better dealt with behind closed doors.
I still assume it's just someone trying to be cute
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The "A Letter From Brandon Morrow" header is when I stopped taking it seriously
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Very unnecessary if it is in fact an alt account created by somebody to publicly complain
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
To clarify,
I wasn’t saying necessarily that poop jokes are funny, only that in some people’s opinions some of the other joke-types are not funny. As I said, I am right with many of you with regards to my inability to be offended by something but to some people, offensive=disgusting
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
And if those people were moderating here, the rules would be different and the website would suck.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely
Like I said, I’m not complaining at all. It just goes back to discussions in the past where a point was made of trying to not use your personal opinion of what is and is not funny/cool/good/etc and impose it on others. This fanpost is a perfect example of somebody doing just that thing. They don’t find the jokes funny, and are trying to make everybody stop by complaining openly about it. However, though, it does go both ways and is something to keep in mind.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
The only thing that comes to mind is..
A dude wearing makeup screaming and crying LEAVE BRANDON MORROW ALONE!!
Notice I changed my Mike Morse avatar...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Since this is our de-facto OT post
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I can't even tell you how excited I am about this
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It will finally make Jane Austen worth reading
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Damnit, this in addition to my required reading for classes
I don’t know man, this may put it over the top and make me a zombie
Zombies in the pre-shotgun era is a scary thought.
by waldo rojas on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
a 100 lb halberd to the back of the head
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Well done.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I love it that my joke has 0 recs and Matthew's asking for clarification on my joke is green.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Killer Bunny is worth a million recs.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the section there about what people purchase after looking at that
37% buy a book about Uranium and how it changed the world
26% buy Extras: The Complete Series (including the Series Finale)
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Entertainment Weekly raved about this book
For the longest while I assumed it was just a novelty, but apparently it was also written quite well.
I saw that in the Brown bookstore. What the hell is it?
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is really Brandon Morrow posting,
then mention how hurtful we are during a postgame news conference.
I promise we’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever make fun of you or your diabetes ever again.
"Brandon Morrow called us out!"
“Now it’s time to goad Washburn!”
The day Washburn posts on here that he's pissed at us, is the day this place has reached it's peak.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
That would probably be
One of the greatest moments LL could possibly have
by mariners124m on Apr 8, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You are wrong
It would make us more likely to do so
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED POSTS WITH AN INTENT TO DECIEVE UPTHREAD YOU IMPOSTOR
oh wait. You were serious.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you really?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm skeptical
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is fantastic.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I just noticed the brown surprise lines around his head.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brown Surprise
Sounds like the name of a band, or a fetish.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it that my joke has 0 recs and d0nkey's clarification on my joke is green
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
There was work involved in this one though.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my first green!
I want to bathe in this moment for a bit..
Where was that video of the porno helicopter?
You mean the dildo helicopter that got swatted out of the air?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yeah I know
But I had just finished reading your comment when I noticed this and it seemed to fit pretty well.
h/t acblue
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
If this is Brandon Morrow.
I demand you take a picture of yourself next to a computer with LL up before I believe you.
You know, my dad is a 69 year old diabetic, who is also a life long cigarette smoker, and he still runs his own business. Yet, I never once hear him bitch about his diabetes.
You know what Brandon, if this is you, you fucking chose to play baseball, and you were drafted to be a starter, so you should’ve thought about your disease affecting you before choosing to pursue a professional baseball career. And you know what, it is fucking unclassy as hell to bitch about diabetes affecting your game play. So suck it up and pitch better.
pretty sure it ain't him but that's an admirable level of righteous anger you got there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is really pdb, show up Opening Day and show me a picture of you drinking with me before the game.
Illegible
I'll be soliciting donations for Jehovah's Witnesses all day on Tuesday
how about Friday the 17th instead?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not be attempting to get said item for I care not for such frippery
plus it takes away from drinking time.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This is very true
However, I will need to make a solid effort at coming home with one lest my son finds out I’m a pathological liar
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Aw, same here.
I think it was for health reasons of course.
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No I'm busy
But I’ll try and be there for the sixth or seventh Seder
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yeah, you don't want to miss
the Seven Seders Casino Seven in the Seventh contest.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
O_o
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
"Dear LookoutLanding"
By Kevin Youkilis
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 8, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't diabetics often suffer from nerve damage, extremities being affected first?
I really doubt it’s an issue for a guy that young who’s been managing it from the get go.
You mean as in the initial side effects?
I think once it is under control with insulin, it shouldn’t affect someone.
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, neuropathy is usually a longterm effect of high glucose.
Your nerves don’t respond well to living in maple syrup.
As far as I know, my dad is fine.
I think sometimes its hard for him to feel his feet, but I think that could be from reduced circulation from being old.
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If you look at this from the right angle he looks like Bruce Campbell.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 9, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
In all seriousness, though
Does it matter? Paypal has been made to be pretty much the only way to pay on eBay and sellers will generally only ship to Paypal approved addresses so it’s all the same really
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
If you are asking the question on WHICH address it's linked to,
its the address you have listed on ebay, except based on how you pay, the company’s (e.g. Paypal) shipping address can overrule that.
Huh, big bunch of Rock Band tracks announced today to coincide with the PSP's "Rock Band Unplugged"
Jackson 5 – ABC (SWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!)
Audioslave – Gasoline (Not the best song ever, but more Chris Cornell is always a good thing)
3 Doors Down – Kryponite (Crappy band, crappy song, but I have to admit that in my younger days I enjoyed this song. I’ll still be able to sing the shit out of it. “If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman…” Fuck. Yes.)
Freezepop – Less Talk More Rokk (Don’t know this song, but Freezepop is generally fun)
AFI – Miss Murder (The AFI song in RB 2 is fun, and Miss Murder was pretty damn fun in GH 3)
Tenacious D – Rock Your Socks (Not my favorite D song, but I’m still pumped to sing more Jack Black)
Black Tide – Show Me the Way (Don’t know this song, but the Black Tide song that came out as DLC yesterday was fun as hell)
Blink-182 – What’s My Age Again (HELL YES. So far they’ve released two Blink songs, and even though I don’t like the band, the songs have been awesomely fun. This should make three awesomely fun songs)
Alice in Chains – Would? (YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
That song was a bonus track on GH2, IIRC.
Fun, but repetitive as all hell.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ABC would be an awesome one to sing
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep hoping for that song but it'll never happen.
Half of the song would be bleeped out.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I really think RB should make a section of uncensored songs for download.
I mean, you can use parental controls on the 360, they could find a way to satisfy stupid parents and people like us at the same time.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
A thousand times yes
But they’ve made it pretty clear they never will. Sucks, I hate singing a song with an F-Bomb and getting all screwed up because it’s gone.
I just say those extra loud so that everybody knows how cool I am
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I was just thinking the other day how I would love a ton of Audioslave songs on Rock Band.
Good luck singing Cornell, though.
I can actually sing Spoonman.
But fucking “Jesus Christ Pose” is beyond me as a vocalist.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazingly Ben Sheperd and Matt Cameron were pretty good at singing
but never did so in Soundgarden
by JI on Apr 8, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like they made songs that will sell rather than songs that value musicianship.
Besides Would…?
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And this surprises you why?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume of course that you have already gotten Don't Stop Believing.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
But of course.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So was Anvil a real rock band?
Checking new movie trailers last night, there’s a documentary about a metal band called Anvil. It looks like This Is Spinal Tap, if this is real it would be amazing.
Spinal Tap is a total joke and they absolutely shred.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe Anvil played a show in Seattle not too long ago in conjunction with the film
the film opens here in three weeks and I can’t wait to see it. That kind of perseverance needs to be rewarded.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it was either just past or just ahead
I wish they were playing down here with the film, but no such luck at last check.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
But they made it known that it was a total joke
For an afficianado such as yourself to make the mistake, then there must be something awry
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Somehow I missed this growing up.
The Nostalgia Critic reviews Moonwalker
Just…Wow I’m glad I never saw this.
The Transformer bit where he turned into a car had me rolling.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I liked it... Mainly the Smooth Criminal segment though.
The rest of the parts kinda confused me since it’s a combo of music videos and other stuff.
You got slurved bitch.
Hey, lets all compare our perfect blood sugar levels in this thread!
I fucking hate you Mariners
If/when the Bengals sign Mike Vick, they will become the most morbidly fascinating team to follow
since the late-90’s Blazers.
I was actually hoping the Raiders or Cowboys would sign him
He seems to fit right into their systems
Early 2000's blazers?
Late 90s Blazers were a solid team with not so many off court issues.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
But, point taken.
Any team with a registered sex offender AND Qyntel Woods (the poor man’s Mike Vick) is pretty tough to argue against.
HOLY SHIT WHEN I LAST CHECKED IT WAS 10-3 BRAVES.
This is even better than the Tigers or (sigh) M’s last night.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
MY GOD THE BRAVES WALKED FOUR RUNS HOME.
And the other four scored on 1-run singles.
What an awesomely awful inning.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
OK, I think this would have upset me more than what happened last night
bases-loaded walks are either the best or worst thing in baseball, depending on which side you’re on.
If I never hear You'll Never Walk Alone again it'll be too soon
fantastic result.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I want them to beat United to the Premier League title if we don't make it
Hooooooly crap I was bracing myself for being slaughtered at Anfield and the fact I was in a meeting for the entire match with just a text saying ‘Torres goal’ for company didn’t help much. Then I check scores and this? Bliss
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still hoping for a late Stoke City run but that's probably not gonna happen
I really wouldn’t mind that much if Liverpool won the Premiership, I just have bad memories from being at the 2001 FA Cup final and having to hear that goddamn song all goddamn day especially after Michael Goddamn Owen stole the cup. But if they beat United to the league title that’ll be a good thing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, I can't get past about 4000 meters today.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Brandon!
Tee hee
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
I guess butthol finally got his SN changed
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHAHA
“I guess I’m the only Indie person here”
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Celui qui vit dans une maison de verre ne devrait-il pas jeter la pierre à d'autres
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
On ne s'ecrit pas le mot "verre" comme ca.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I say this not as a threat (not my style or predilection) but as a valuable piece of information for you to keep in mind;
someone is going to beat the everloving crap out of you some day.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then they obviously didn't do it correctly.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Google translators... are somewhat lacking.
Probably best to in the dark on the Francoise, somehow it adds so much more to the context.
I think the closest thing to that is CJ Wilson posting over at Lonestar ball.
I don’t think he is closer anymore, is he?
by Fin on Apr 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
One, yes, under a pseudonym.
He no longer does.
Looks liks a job for Detective Taylor!
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 11, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still going to figure this out
My guess would be JJ. Seems like that kinda guy.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Picture of lightening inside an ash plume from Mt. Redoubt in Alaska!
Some of you are into the nature pics, this one is pretty nifty
I have fuzzy memories of ball lightening rolling down the windows as ash was falling from Mt. St Helens, Yakima Valley was like a coal mine at mid-night, at noon. Anybody remember anything from that?
My mom and I were poor, so we were staying with my aunt.
My cousin (a girl) and I were out in the back yard playing in the ash with our buckets and shovels. I dumped my bucket of ash in her hair. Apparently you can’t simply rinse ash out of hair. My aunt had to end up cutting all of my cousin’s long, long hair off. In retaliation, the bitch jumped on and shattered my Etch-a-Sketch. I’ll never forgive her for that.
Illegible
I just remember going up to the attic and watching the southern horizon
I was NW of the mountain, so we only got about a half-inch coating of ash.
Also, I got a wading pool that day. Life has really never been as exciting as 5/80.
Dude that's fantastic
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

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