4/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT
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PrintRoy Corcoran striking out two Twins in two innings kind of takes away from Erik Bedard striking out eight Twins in five innings.
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Seriously!
Say what you want about his 8 k’s but only 6 innings? BAH!! Might as well pitch underhand
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies!!!
Did you never see the M’s commercial where they came up with the “y” nick names? That was tough work
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news: Alfonso Soriano just hit the HOLY LIVING BEJEEZUS out of a baseball.
It came within 2 inches of flying out of Minute Maid Park altogether. Tied the game in the 8th inning.
That’ll teach you to rely on LaTroy Hawkins as your setup man.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I'm as surprised as anyone. But it was only 2-1, so it's not as if they were actually HITTING or anything.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Corcoran doesn't look like he feels good about himself
he looks like he’s kinda depressed
Are these game threads
always like, 3/4 pages long?
Huh.
This is much more fun than the USSM game threads.
No
Interest wanes as we suck.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Or twisting his ankle covering first, or twisting his ankle fielding a foul ball
Or twisting his ankle getting a beer from the fridge
It calms down as we get further from Opening Day
but don’t expect things to be easy to keep up with if the team contends.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
For the start of the season yes
Since the upgrade to SBN 2.0 at least
Richie's greatest achievement in 2009
and i witnessed it in person
argh... 2008
but still better than anything this year for him
Agreed.
I really really want Aardsma to make me fall in love with him right now.
7 pitches in one inning!
There’s the M’s offense we know and love.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I love Sims' funny stories
that end with the punchline of Silva sucking.
Im scared to death right now about the next six outs.. blowing this game would send me back to a year
ago, and just demoralize me
Mummy I am scared
Remember what happened game 2 last year Queens?
:(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
When does Cocro not strike out when Twins are invovled?
by Robert on Apr 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
It's a shame this will be hidden by the masses
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 7, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I only care because if you delete mine
Whenever I sign up on a new blog they will only see several hundred bannings with no context
You're inspecting his member?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Flawless
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
David Aardsma is alphabetically the first player in major league baseball history, no?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
As a person of latino descent
I take offense to this.
/pulls out switchblade
Let’s go!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what happens when you come to the Sharks turf
/dances away with bike
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it always?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what she said
Now I only have 6 months to live :(
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm excitedto see this
I am convinced he is our future closer
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ack!
Heart attack city already. I don’t want to see another ball hit that hard tonight.
Gimme a bucket o balls
cos we got a range mother fuckers
F-Gut!!!
Such a nice change from the blackhole of suck out there named Raul.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
He only has to face Michael Cuddyer and Justin Morneau.
What could possibly go wrong?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
What the M's fans & the Twins fans have in common...
…when the game is over in our minds, the wave begins in our stands.
Whoa!
He definitely did not have the intent to swing on that. But FUCK YES!
Dude's gonna get fucked if he pitches up in the zone so much with 93mph heaters
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 7, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
He
got lucky this inning. Both those hit balls were hit really damn well.
FUNNIEST INNING ... OF THE ENTIRE SEASON ... SO FAR
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
That was quick.
Thanks for making things exciting, Wlad.
It's sort of like "BRAAAAAIIIINNNSS." It could catch on, you know.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Maybe that is GMZ's idea... Felix is starter and everyone is in the bullpen. 1-3 innings a piece!
Now that is thinking outside of the box!
Dave Niehaus is making me sad.
He couldn’t tell if the ball was caught out in RF. He did something similar a couple innings earlier where he was unsure if the Twins 3B had caught or dropped the ball.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
The Metrodome is notorious for being hard as hell to judge flyballs under.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
As much as I would like to believe that
I think it’s more like he’s losing them in the senility
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
In case anyone is interested, Aaron Heilman is in for the 8th to preserve the tie for the Cubs....
….AAAAAAND he just walked the leadoff man.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I missed 2 game threads already?
and you are NOT the ‘new girl in town" Nicole. You’ve been here a year. It would be very sad if you are still ‘learning your way’.
when FSN re-played that clinching game last month
they ended by showing some of the clubhouse hoopla, with champagne showers and happy hinjinks — and there, stomping around in the background was old Bobby.
by msb on Apr 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Luis Ayala's name would make tremble enough all on its own if you had seen him relieving for the Nationals last year.
But still, he’s no Bobby.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
So this has likely been covered extensively
but man this line up would look so much better with Clement’s bat in it. hurry up, Jeffie.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
SSS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
dont suck here Yuni
dont you dare fucking suck
I don't get it
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But I'm always hungry 30 minutes later
after eating Chinese.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
if thats a strike
where the FUCK was Bedard’s pitch in the 5th!??!?!
As opposed to Yuni
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Won’t bunt with Yuni and none out, but will with Chavez and 1 out?
Nothing says "Endy Chavez" quite like a perplexing sacrifice bunt.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Guiterrez is quickly becoming my favorite Mariner.
YES!!!!
This F-Gut fellow is quite good so far
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
IF ALL GAY PRON STARTS ARE AS SEXY AS YOU JUST CALL ME KING OF THE BOTTOMS
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh, could we bring them back? To Safeco?
I’d like to see that.
by msb on Apr 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes oh yes oh yes!
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
This is fantastic but makes me very, very sad inside
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Michaels is coming to EQC and I'm stuck on the wrong side of the mountains
WHY???
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
If Morrow was Erik Bedard's son his name would be Morreau
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
that would explain him
being such a fucking pussy
Well I'm stupid
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You have been warned, folks....
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You bastard
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This could have been Tim Lincecum closing this game....
by Robert Lintott on Apr 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Or sulking it away
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's because he's a pussy and not because he's an idiot.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Will Morrow supplant Wilford Brimley
as the Diabetes spokesman?
Contrary to Sims' warning, he WANTS to face Kubel.
He’s just that much of a man.
by msb on Apr 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
GIVE ME ONE MORE OUT AND I WILL FUCKING SNORT YOU LIKE THE SEXOCAINE THAT YOU ARE
by Robert on Apr 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WHY THE FUCK IS GAMEDAY CRAPPING OUT?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?
GAMEDAY IS BUSTED AND I HAVE NO FEED RIGHT NOW.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Damnation Morrow
This isn’t cute!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Seeing Batista warming up
makes me want to puke.
Ruh-roh
Beluga Tits up and throwing in bullpen. No good
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I think Sims
just said this was a nut twisting inning. And he’s damn right.
Oh well that fake pickoff changed everything
ignacio
by ignacio on Apr 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How can it possibly be that we are actually calling for Batista to enter the game?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
22 pitches?
Sweet goggly moogly!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Just throw one over the plate
who the fuck is Buscher anyways?
Gameday died again, can somebody PLEASE actually mention what is happening instead of just cursing?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Morrow is stretching himself out
for his new role as a long reliever.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Good thing I got a new pacemaker recently
Otherwise this game might end with me in the hospital
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
WE ARE LIVING ON A PRAYER
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
The one dude who is entering balls and strikes went for a pee-break.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I FUCKING HATE YOU GAMEDAY WHY ARE YOU BROKEN AGAIN
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
ZOMG
just end it already!
fuck! its God damn april and im already too worked up
FUCK A DUNK WITH A BIG BLUE TRUCK
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
FUCK YOU BRANDON MORROW AND YOUR COMPLETE AND TOTAL LACK OF CONTROL
I HOPE YOU GO HOME AND GET HIT BUY A TRUCK FULL OF BREAD
Sugar
It’s more ironic
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it!
Beluga Tits?!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well I might as well turn it off now
Batista is in. Fuck you Mariners. Fuck you to hell.
I WILL INCREASE MY PANCREATIC FUNCTIONS JUST TO SPITE YOUR QUITTER ASS
by Robert on Apr 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this
for the biological smack.
by 88fingerslukee on Apr 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MORROW WOULD STRUGGLE WITH CONTROL ITS NOT LIKE HE'S DONE THAT HIS WHOLE FUCKING CAREER
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
THIS WILL NOT BE LIKE 2008 NO FUCKING WAY
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Batista will come in and get the out.
Then he’ll take over the closer position and wait until a later day to break our hearts into little pieces.
It just makes sense.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
You poor, poor soul. Is this what being a Nats fan will do to a man?
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The gods have forsaken us!
We have turned our backs on their mercy offering of Cordero! Repent! Repent!
Oh my god.
Fucking someone seriously kill me.
What the fug?
Ugh! Kick my balls in
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Griffey to Morrow
‘if we lose this I’ll shoce sand up your ass and fuck you"
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
time for a beer run
fuck baseball. fuck it in the ass
DJFI EJFI JOIF UCKFHEHATEE EI HATE EVERYTHING
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Wow!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
Fuck
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, fuck me
That was no fun.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Oh
my fucking jesus fucking ass christ. I feel like the season is over. Is that rational? Or not?
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
All things considered 2008 actually treated me quite well.
THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
...
“After seeing’s Brandon implosion today I realized that we needed someone who is lights out and has control.” said Wakamastu on Morrow’s performance. “That’s why we decided to convert Felix into a closer, he has the stuff and has the bulldog attitude we like. Morrow will stay as a reliever until he can figure out his control problems”
You got slurved bitch.
by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We just lost. With the bases empty and two outs in the ninth
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, someone needs to post this little episode on that site. This is pretty awful.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened?
Gameday is sucking as I’m sure the M’s are too.
GREAT ITS 4AM AND I NOW HAVE TO TRY AND SLEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I HOPE QUITTER'S MOM LIKES THE HPV VIRUS CAUSE SOMEBODY IS GETTING A YEASTER SUNDAY SURPRISE
by Robert on Apr 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL TITS SO HE CAN'T WRITE ANY MORE SHITTY CRIME NOVELS AND RUIN OUR SEASON
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Cool.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK IS MORROW NOT CRYING?
HE SHOULD BE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CRYING.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
HE WON'T BE FUCKING SMILING ONCE I'M THROUGH WITH HIM
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
We need to hang Morrow's jersey in the dugout tomorrow.
I fucking hate you Mariners
The Mariners have a problem with control in their bullpen?
Can’t wait until Strasburg’s our closer by August.
by eponymous_coward on Apr 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
The mariners have a problem with a batista in their bullpen
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista didn't walk the the world in that inning.
That, and “RHP with decent fastball but bad control” describes a good chunk of the bullpen.
by eponymous_coward on Apr 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did we really not have anyone better than ol Beluga Tits
in the pen? Fer fucks sakes
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
So Erik, what did you think the ninth tonight?
Bad.
by Decatur on Apr 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hah.
Wow, I totally saw that coming. Welcome to 2008 redux.
seriously i just lost my enthusiasm for the season
it couldn’t be any more like last year
I feel like my fucking life just got ended.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
MORROW SAID HE LIKED THE PRESSURE OF THE NINTH BUT IT SEEMS MUCK THE OPPOSITE
WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
The bullpen:
11 Straight outs. 3 Straight Walks. 2 Straight Hits.
I'm sure glad we have Carlos Silva going tomorrow
Gives us a good chance to rebound from this painful loss!
I don't think he is
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We still have the Sounders!
I fucking hate you Mariners
There is only one way to settle this
It is quite clear that those responsible for the loss must have their nuts crushed by an elephant. It’s the only way. Set an example. Just like in the Bronze Age.
So, Brandon, about that closing thing?
I think we need an updated cockpunch picture here.
by eponymous_coward on Apr 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
I NEED MORE FUCKING BEER TO DULL THE PAIN
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yeah, thanks alot.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Honestly, it doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
I think I’m growing cynical. Sad.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
It hurts because it's Morrow.
I expect this sort of thing from any of our other relievers.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
The anteater above made things better for me.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ari Gold rapes ant eaters for breakfast
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I wish I was souless like you.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I also don't agree
that hurt very very badly
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
ugh
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Aquaman sucked.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Queen's Boulevard was solid
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Ok I can think rationally now.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY AND MY NEXT DAY YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. I’M GONNA WAKE UP FEELING LIKE SHIT IN THE MORNING ALL FOR NOTHING.
I WANT TO BECOME RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A MEMORY WIPE FOR MYSELF AND RESURRECT AS A RED SOX FAN.
SERIOUSLY I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DID THIS TO US – AGAIN – AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR IN GAME 2.
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING TO DO TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OTHER THAN CUTTING MY FUCKING WRISTS.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I can't sleep now wayyyyyy too angry and aggitated and restless.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess the only reason this sucks so bad is
I forgot the Mariners were the Mariners for a while. that’s a shitty reason.
the question is
will it be worse than lowe’s -89.7 last year?
It's gotta be you.
It sure as hell ain’t me.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Just for the record, guys, I was busy doing stuff and only able to watch two innings of the game
the bottom of the fifth and the ninth.
You’re welcome!
Chad Cordero
is smiling somewhere. What a sadistic bastard.
Chad Codero sucks
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that Aumont is now on the fast track.
That means he’ll be here next month, apparently. So, Chad’s screwed either way.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Twinkie Town's Game Thread had 89 comments
The our pain to their pleasure ratio must be about 35 to one.
Beer.
And lots of it.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Season over buddy. Go find something else to jack off to for 6 months.
Go get a Red Sox cap or something.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh. Indeed.
If you’re wondering why Chris Jakubauskas and Shawn Kelley made the roster, perhaps we need look no further than the walk rates for the rest of the relievers – Morrow, Aardsma, Batista, Lowe, and Corcoran all struggle to throw strikes consistently, and that’s essentially the high leverage portion of the bullpen. If a starter gets in trouble and needs to be bailed out of a bases loaded situation, Wakamatsu’s options for relief range from Guy With Bad Command to Guy With Horrible Command. You’re going to see several late inning bases loaded walks this year. Given this group of relievers, it’s inevitable.
by eponymous_coward on Apr 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck.
Why didn’t you send Waka that before he opened the gas can?
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Because Waka has no non-gas can options in the bullpen?
Basically, the M’s bullpen in composite = JJ circa 2004. OK, but there will be some days where they will make you take the gas pipe, because they won’t be able to throw strikes and they’ll lose games because of it.
by eponymous_coward on Apr 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If the A's beat the Angels
we’re still in first place! At least!
…right?
You know what's hilarious...
Beluga Tits will get the blown save.
Nah...
It’s one of those quirky stats that goes to the guy who is in the game. Even if the runs aren’t his.
That's fucked.
I’m sending a letter to the commish.
it says morrow got the loss
and tits goy the blown save
Our entire bullpen sucked tonight.
Realistically there is no way there should have been no baserunners innings 6-8.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I want Brandon Morrow to choke on my honey-dipped dick
I look forward to seeing some great .gifs tomorrow
why cant felix just pitch everyday
then we would be set
The starter wasn't the problem.
Bedard did pretty well. Nonetheless, I agree.
Cards Fan Here
Just wanted to let you Mariner fan’s know it is a lot better the next day. I feel your pain
Stat Whore
You get a freebie.
Your team won it all recently.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
When your team has won 9 Rings and has the best hitter since Bonds those things have more meaning.
We have 8 closers and the possibility of more closers.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
But cheers anyway.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes because we're not used to this at all.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I wasn't expecting someone else to have the same avatar as me on here...
Also: Fuck Brandon Morrow, he’s done nothing but anger me lately.
This is an excellent SN, by the way
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
There are nothing wrong with commas
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think if we win tomorrow behind Silva
all will be forgiven in my mind.
I really did forget what this felt like
And after last year, I didn’t think it could feel like this again. I hate baseball so damn much, and I always come back. Fuck…
I love baseball but hate the team that I support.
Which absolutely sucks dome.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yes
I too love baseball, but it always seems to kick me in the nuts.
by Robert Lintott on Apr 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM GLAD YOU HAVE DIABETES AND I HOPE IT GETS WORSE, BRANDON.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Fuck this I;m gonna try and sleep for a bit.
Hopefully the murderous rage subsides when I wake up.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
i hear the word fuck more every night in these threads
more than i hear it in everything else combined ever
It's almost like you're on a Mariners blog
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Cards fan here
You guys should settle down, we had a lousy bullpen last year too, but you have to shake those things off. We were picked to finish at the bottom of a bad division and we were competitive all year long!
by JI on Apr 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is your fucking problem your fucking puritanical fuck
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ow my freakin ears!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to the post-game show
Some genius called in saying Bedard is not suited no be a SP and he should move to relief.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah I don't either typically
But it’s on in the background and man, there is a reason I stay away from it.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Although...
Shannon Drayer is a nice change from FSN’s attempts at analysis. Normally I just turn it on mute and stare at Nicole’s Zaloumises
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to make me sound like a Goddamned killjoy.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sayin yer not?
I keed, I keed. Qaulity movie though. On that note, top 5 clown movies
5. Killjoy
4. IT
3.Shakes the Clown
2. Raze (Tommy the Clown is the man!)
1. Killer Clowns from Outerspace
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it a LL reader in jest?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I sadly doubt it
The knowledge level of casual fans is rather scary
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't expecting this team to be any good.
So .500 is OK with me. And better they find out right away if Morrow is a bust. Gutierrez looks good meanwhile, Endy Chavez, Griffey, Beltre…
ignacio
So it sounds like the mariners acted like
the mariners?
Blowing games after 8 2/3 innings of being pretty much perfect is not usually our modus operandi
Most of the time we just suck the whole way through.
Seeing as Putz was our closer the last 3 years...not really.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
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