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So uh, about that Erik guy...

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Endy should hit a homerun next time up

Just to complete the list of highly unlikely things for him to be doing.

by OlSalty on Apr 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So lets clear this up .... how was yuni safe?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb Luck.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went like this

foot got in there first then came off when the tag came (should of been out) Ump missed that and Yuni is safe.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni?

Accurate throw?

The hell is going on?

by cwel87 on Apr 7, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh. Good play from Yuni.

I’m having trouble acknowledging it.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MMMM, bendy things.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

this isnt even fucking fair

those things are fucking grossly filthy

by deacvision7 on Apr 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My favourite pitch in the world is eriks curve.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BE QUIET GARETH

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

:(

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Jeff, JI, anyone who knows....

…will the new media player used this season make it harder/impossible to create .GIFs?

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Harder.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice erik

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I have faith

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Chavez got there fast.

I can’t tell if he’s that fast or if I’m scarred from years of Raul

by Smegmalicious on Apr 7, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll go with Mark. Both.

Plugging the upside since 2006.
Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a FUCKING CURVE

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Delmon Young.

Eat shit and die.

Sincerely,

The World

by abender20 on Apr 7, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

K!

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YUEYEHSDBWNBDKNSKN

KKKKK

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THIS IS EXCITING AND GREAT FUN

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ERIKKKKK!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

160.5 GAMES TO GO

TWINS BAD TEAM

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I like to see!

Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Apr 7, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So Griffey is doing just fine

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Three walks?

By a pitcher who doesn’t walk?

I’m actually sort of impressed!

by cwel87 on Apr 7, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too early

for a pinch runner?

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So I'm living in the stone age

But I don’t get FSN in my cable package nor do I have a radio in the house. What is the best cheap way to enjoy the M’s game? I’m dyin over here.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I do

I’m over in Out in Spokazakhstan

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANYAN!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

1st-to-3rd

We are coming for you, Scioscia!

by Wilder. on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll be waiting for you.

It’ll be fun. :)

Plugging the upside since 2006.
Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 7, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st to 3rd

Easy Jr. Easy.

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OH KILLER

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god

is lopez really that slow?

by AtomicGarden on Apr 7, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT TAKE A MOTHER FUCKING PITCH

NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE NOOBS AND THE OLD GUYS

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Loafie.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No way.

He looked safe at 1st.

by JoeBlazer on Apr 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS GOING TO COST US

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't be mad at Loafie after that

He looked safe, and that was a ridiculous play by Punto

by cwel87 on Apr 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

His CB has generated a silly amount of SwSt

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro please return

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wowwwww

So we need Ichiro soon

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Ichiro,

Please get well soon. We miss you. Wlad and Griffey suck in the outfield.

Love,
Brian

by BrianL on Apr 7, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ERIKKKKKK!

HOLY FUCKING CURVE BALL FROM HELL SEX ME RAW HAHAHAHA!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Morales is going to be scarred for life.

Plugging the upside since 2006.
Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 7, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Die Twin die.

(it’s German. It means “The Twin, the.”)

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

When Erik Bedard hits a batter

It is because he wants to set up the double play

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOULD SOMEONE EXECUTE PUNTO ALREADY?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wowwwwww

Shitty

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart :(

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MY SHIT

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Erik

Stop getting behind hitters

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 BEDARD

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA!!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE

KKKKKKK

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

There, that time it was strike 3

Counting was supposed to be learned in kindergarden

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CORCINTHEBULLPEN!

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS A HUGE AB

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF DID THAT MISS

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GameDay condemns the umpire!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niehaus says

“Massaging the baseball. VIGOURSLY!” I dunno where to be turned on or disgusted.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE UMP

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

2 runs on the ump

WHAT THE FUCK

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY FUCL YOU PRICK

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh christ

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WERE FUCKING CRUISING IN THIS GAME

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SO THATS A STRIKE AND THE OTHER WASNT???

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuddyer's hit

should be charged against the ump in the WE

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Erik Bedard cared more

He would have willed his way out of the inning by now

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I still feel cheated

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ERIKKKKKKKK!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU BITCHES!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He's at 85 pitches.

I want him to go pitch the 6 then Aardy-Lowe-Morrow punch out.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bedard has a new tv show!

Curve Your Enthusiasm!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Philip Humber?

When the hell did this trade happen?

by JLC on Apr 7, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Johan! Santana!

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

I got Humber confused with the other generic white bread pitcher the Mets have.

by JLC on Apr 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's Joh, Wlad and Yuni up?

Time to sneak outside for a smoke.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 7, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm...Griffey?

Or does he not count because no race can claim him, The Kid belongs to us all?

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Melvin

 on picture in picture, how awesome.

by marinerdan on Apr 7, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a woman?

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

85 =/= 95

Oh well

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not easy to pitch when it's

“That time of the month”. Or at least that’s what I learned from “A league of their own”

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

That’s how all my little league games ended.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only tears?

The last time I worked It ended with me curled a ball sucking my thumb. But, whose hasn’t?

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Crede

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yuni

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni

not sucking as much!

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bert Blyleven

“Bring back Ichiro”

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 7, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn it betancourt

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

A steal!

He moves well for a fatass!

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Waka to scouts: "What do you have on the Twins?"

Reply: “We’re 78% sure their catcher is not Joe Mauer.”

by Fett42 on Apr 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Twins are just terrible without Mauer

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh

There’s the Endy we had advertised

Welcome to Seattle

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, well put

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is where I start to get angry

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CORC0.00 tRA

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This'll be interesting

We get to see GMZ’s bullpen in action. I’m looking forward to it.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIDGES?!?!

This game sucks… no footage of the Minneapolis bridges at ALL.

by bamassippi on Apr 7, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Griffey!!

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES 1-2-3 SHUT UP HAT3RS

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm 2 FB outs

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Corco GB% for 2009: 33.3%

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH

HE SUCKS RELEASE HIM

by mariners124m on Apr 7, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bastard

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cor-cor-cor, Cor-cor-coran!

I’d pay dollars for someone to prank him and have him come out to Barbara Ann.

by James F'n X on Apr 7, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Whatever, Gutierrez is still awesome

by JLC on Apr 7, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a neighbor try to get my cactus drunk one time

“I thought it was a party cactus!” he pleaded. Needless to say it died.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So our offence has now finished scoring it seems.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Corcoround two

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by Corco on Apr 7, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Beltre

Someday you’ll capture casual Mariner fans’ hearts with your hitting. Just not today. Til then I’m more than willing to bask in the glory of your stupendous glovework.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We can only hope

Despite all the love Tui got from Wak during ST I still dunno if I trust him to man the glove at 3rd.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 7, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care how much of a homer he is, I love Blyleven the CC guy

For those of you not watching the Twins broadcast, Blyleven just circled the 8yo girl that Fett42’s talking about and said “Hello, little lady! You are hereby circled.”

by khmer luge on Apr 7, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOF

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WGAHAHHEH!O>

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS OLD SCHOOL

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE HIM NOW!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Fat Yuni would’ve never made that catch

by bamassippi on Apr 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WELL DONE ROY MY BOY

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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