4/6: Open Game Thread, Part 4
Bottom of the ninth edition.
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Morrow might get to get a save after all
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
What is wrong with Batista?
Does he have an ugly wife or something?
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
Maybe
Just to be safe, let’s sign Kris Benson
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He sucks?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
He's a terrible author
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
I WANT TO JOIN ENGLISH MARINER AND CHINN AND MAKE A KARMA SULTRA OF FELIX SEX
AND I WANT MY PARENTS TO FIND IT AND ASK AWKWARD QUESTIONS ABOUT THE POSITIONS THAT I FAVOR
by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
FUCK YEAH
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ow. My eyes.
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
US THREE AND ONE FELIX = LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NIGHT FOR FELIX.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
8 innings of Felix = 3 game threads
1 inning of Batista = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Carlos Silva is sitting in the dugout next to the half of Carlos Silva that Carlos Silva burned off
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We found Pepe!
Someone tell Charlie
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE BEER
what are you drinking?
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ZOMG OPENING DAY
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I HOPE THE MARINERS WIN
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HOLY GROUND BALL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
no fucking chance silva lost any weight
that is one fat fucking piece of dog shit
i hope he dies tomorrow
Christ... Batista is so miserable to watch
This game barely took 2 hours to cover 8 and a half, and now we have another 45 minutes until the game will end. FUCK YOU, TITS!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
If the Mariners hold on
they will be on pace to be the first team to ever win all 162 games in a season
by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
GADZOOKS BATMAN
AKLFJ;EIAHGPOIAEU IO;AEU ;LKAJ; LFA :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
BELTRE SUCKS AT DEFENSE
TRADE HIM NOWWWWWWW
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
WHILE THE OTHER TEAMS STILL THINK HE IS GUD
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by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TUI IS TEH SHIT AT DEFENSE !!1
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by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FFS WHY THE FUCK DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Because it's Batista
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by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista is so bad he makes Beltre fuck up
so fuck you tits
NOT AWESOME
Don’t make Beluga Tits have to get extra outs.
In what world is Wlad considered a DEFENSIVE replacement for Junior?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR DEFENSE DOING
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
FUCK YOU LOAFIE
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
ZOMG
I WANT TO CROSS A LINE I SWORE I’D NEVER CROSS AGAIN
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
INSTEAD I JUST WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A BARREL
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AND VIOLATE YOU WITH THE BROKEN HALF OF BRANYAN'S BAT
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WAKE UP COCKSUCKERS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
WHAT THE FUCK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
What the fuck is Lopez doing?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
THIS IS BACKWARDS WORLD
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
HEY MAYBE BATISTA IS OK?
ERM NO GARETH YOU FUCKING RETARD
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
MIGUEL BATISTA "WIELDING A MAJOR LEAGUE FASTBALL TONIGHT"
It really is a new way.
YES
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
SOLID!!!
OUR PYTHAG IS 162-0 NOW RIGHT?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
M'S WIN! WE'RE UNDEFEATED~!!!!

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't care
It makes me happy
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by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
*it makes me happy THIS YEAR
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't let RJ hear you say that
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wohoooo
Congrats to Don for being 1-0 as a ML manager!
All seattle professional sports teams have yet to lose this season!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Well, time to see what the KIRO post-game show is like
If Salk is in by himself, and if they let Drayer say anything.
GRIFFEY WON THIS GAME SINGLEHANDEDLY
ZOMG THE MARINERS ARE GOING 162-0!!!1
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
3rd try
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, that video sucks.
The song is great though!
What a cool win. What a cool day!
So happy! BRING ON TOMORROW.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
1/2, JI.
Not bad.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
But damn, Motte's going to be good.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is RickRoll, I will rec this post
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Great minds think alike
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
deedledeedle doo doo doo...
deedledeedle doot doot doot …
by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This is normal
it’s cached on your machine, but not ours. And the site you stole it from doesn’t like hotlinkers.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
So this is how it feels to be in 1st place
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
so, KIRO picked up Matt Pittman to keep doing postgame duties— apparently they haven’t figured out what they are doing for an analyst, however. Drayer from the clubhouse, as usual.
by msb on Apr 6, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So as it stands, I've seen that they only have Huard and Collabro. Is that it? Is fucking NY Vinnie there too?
Did anyone listen today? I don’t need two or three locals and fucking ESPN. I have a TV for that. Next they’ll tell me fucking Fain has a show.
Illegible
They've also got Mike Salk
who, based on a sample size of one segment, appears to be a good personality.
Mike Salk occasionally filled in on national ESPN radio in the past.
He was better than the average idiot.
I gather mostly because he thought that was all he was hearing from Mariner fans, that they hated bedard...
by msb on Apr 6, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He used to cover the Sawks
Isn’t that part of the job there? Criticizing the FO?
by msb on Apr 6, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin's getting stroppy.
I was pleasantly surprised.
ESPN feed in the mornings, with Mike & Mike & the useless Cowherd, which I ignored.
Huard & Salk had a pretty good rapport today, and pulled in some entertaining first day guests, including Hasselback. Hueard has a nice dry sense of humor that bodes well.
Calabro followed, and did just fine filing time, plus had Clayton, Drayer, Niehaus, Marques Johnson, Buhner … he is planning on having guys like Thiel & Farnsworth in regularly.
Apparently, Clayton will be now ing his saturday show there, keeping his ESPN ties intact.
by msb on Apr 6, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

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