4/6: Open Game Thread, Part 3

This is the first live game I have been able to watch this season. It is so freaking weird watching them play for the first time. When Chavez ran down that fly ball in the 6th my first thought was “Jesus, who was Raul training with this summer?” So far I’m digging it.

by TheTank123 on Apr 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

HEY MLB.TV NOT A COOL TIME TO DIE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, so it's not just me.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

And again!

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Stupid fuckers

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

HOME RUNNNNN TO THE LEFT

HOME RUNNNNNNN TO THE RIGHT

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

clapclapclapclapclap clap clap

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Preemptive yesyesyesyesyesyes

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

Nope

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

....

…..

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Chased ball four :-(

ALMOST got the walk..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

In all honesty, seeing Griffey wearing the M's uniform is pretty awesome.

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

It looks almost normal..

Like 10 years didnt pass..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

If only he was 15 pounds lighter

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

New ligaments add what? like 10 pounds? :-\

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

they gave him new ones?

I thought they just removed the faulty connection between the still-working pieces

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Just because he's black doesn't mean he can dribble Blyleven

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

I should buy a 16 game plan

And go to 30 games this summer since I already have tickets to 14 games

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

It'd only cost me something like $500 more than buying an opening day ticket on stubhub

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks Mariners

For advertising on TV that there are still unsold tickets to opening day.

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think that's necessarily true

They say you have an “opportunity” to get OD tickets – not a guarantee…

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm feeling a Lopez homer here

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

Did you feel the breeze?

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Couldn't be wronger. Yep.. Wronger

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Close.

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

What?

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice call dumbfuck

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Go the fuck back to Mexiteria

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

so you know what sucks?

Aumont Aumont Aumont.

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

shutupshutupshutup

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY???

by Mbad on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not used to feeling good

’need a reason to bring myself back down. Sorry. =(

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck you guys

and your working MLB tv spoiling everything

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Well then I have good news

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

The asshat Twins fan begging the ball boy for "just one ball"

is awesome. Thanks MLB.tv

by pmc47 on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

MLB.TV constantly fucking me over

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Same here

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I prefer WBC Lopez

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

same

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Because he plays for a different team?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

ahhh why i smy mlb.tv lagging

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

I'm feeling a Branyan K here

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

(shhhh)

reverse psychology

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

You can slide there, Russ

Just so you know

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

My video card is burning up with this MLB.TV player.

Not even L4D burns this much heat.

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

L4D is built on some pretty old tech.

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Built in the Half-Life 2 engine, isn't it?

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

MLB.TV IS DYINGGGG

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

oh good it's not just me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

FROZEN SOLID LIKE MY JUNK

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh....

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Good thing I decided to hold off on getting my subsciption.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

WHY MLB.TV WHY NOW?!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Whatever this just gets us back to Felix faster

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Not that MLB.tv will allow us to see him

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/twins-baseball

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Well fuck

why am I paying for mlbtv

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Because it's all you've got

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Do these guys have most games?

by BigR on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

At least we were able to hold Liriano's pitches per inning under 13.5

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

wait a second

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

MLB.TV CAN EAT MY POO PEANUTS

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

You delightful bastard.

by royalcurve on Apr 6, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, its too bad for you guys having to watch MLB.tv

I am watching on FSN HD.

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

MLB EI free week woooo!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I WANT THE STUPID OLD CLUMSY KLUGY WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER FEED FOR MLB.TV BACK.

FUCK FLASH.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE MOTHERFUCKING AUDIO FEED YET FUCK YOU MLB FUCK YOU.

Serious, I love using the radio feed. AND I PAID FOR IT.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck opening day

It’s basically a day dedicated to the bandwagon Red Sox fan

by ningwers on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

SEXY SEXY SEXY!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday audio is dead too.

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Bwahahaha

:)

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

I am on plain ol FSN.... i refuse to give comcast any more money then i already do

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

All games are down on mlb.tv

by marinerdan on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUckkkkk

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

It really looks like Felix is throwing more ofspeed stuff.

That is either mildly encouraging or scary.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday quit pitch tracking too

by Malcontent1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

I blame Neo

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you MLB.TV.

You can kindly go to hell.

by ThundaPC on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

If I just said Felix broke his ankle and I could hear it snap on the live TV feed

Would you MLB.TV users believe me?

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

No, let's not let Felix throw 125-130 pitches this season

I think that would suck.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

He should be shut down at 118 for the season

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

So shut him down after his next start?

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Fett42's link works fine

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/twins-baseball

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

one out

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

It's as quick as watching FSN in your house

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

It is rather nice

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

You are more than welcome to go fuck yourself.

Still, great .GIF the other day.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome!

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

by darmok on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like Mlbtv is dead. It truly is baseball season.

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

I heart outfield defense

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

IBANEZ WOULD HAVE RANGED OVER AND CAUGHT THAT

SCREW YOU ALL HE WAS GUD

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

A BALL WAS CAUGHT IN THE OF

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

As long as they keep not hitting it to RF

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix looks smooth

ignacio

by ignacio on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Dear MLB.tv

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR COUCH FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOUR HOUSE FUCK OUR WIFE TWO TIMES FUCK OUR UNCLE FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR LITTLE SISTER IF SHES OF AGE AND WASHBURNS GOT HER IF NOT

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

It'll be better soon

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

The ustream link is working well anyhow

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix FB ave: 91.6 mph.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Is that a mix of his two and four seam?

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd have to assume so..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

And the changeup, I suspect

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

And his slider..

looking over his pitches, not many are below 92

by Malcontent1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

'tis early, + ankle = not worried

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Color me

concerned.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't believe that graphic

It said Liriano was something like 89.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Something is probably wonky with how they defined fastball

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody cares about Nick Punto

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

I bet Batgirl does.

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

for damn certains

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Nick Punto's parents don't even care about Nick Punto

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Kickass inning

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Quick inning for Felix

Sexy stuff right there

by Heydude on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Sweet sexy quick Felix innings

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

NO HABS NO

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Felix is already out of the inning

I love you, Mr. Hernandez.

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

1-2-3

again!

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

90 pitches through 7

give Felix the 8th and let Brandon finish them off.

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

That was like a 5 pitch inning for Felix

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

8 pitches I mean

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Well that was quick. Felix at 90, he can go another one.

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

This video is not available now.

It will, however, be available soon!

:(

by darmok on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

High quality version is playing fine but is behind.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Didn't spring for the mlb.tv premium but thanks

by darmok on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe I should've

by darmok on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

LUIS AYALA? SWEET!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Ayala?

Good omen.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

YAY FELIX IS DOING THE BUSINESS

GOOD MAN.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

So has Jack recovered from getting hit by a bus?

Honestly I didn’t care either way, but he’s in commercials again (even if they’re the same ones we saw before the “accident”)

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

He did.

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I seem to remember some insta-recovery commercial

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Longer storyline than House

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix with 12 GO 4 FO and 5 SO

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

:)

I like it

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

The way this game is going

Those of us on the West Coast will be able to watch House and 24 live!

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

Not those of us who have to work late :(

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I had to work late

I left early anyway. My boss was surprisingly understanding of “it’s opening day, I won’t be able to accomplish any work after 4”. Then again, this is my 3rd since starting at my job.

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix can run a train on me

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Hahahaha

rec’d

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Why did I just pay for mlbtv

this website is free

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

Because that site won't last?

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

The stream goes down and gets put back up after a ten minue break every hour or so

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

This is why I paid for MLB.tv

But if it acts like it is tonight for the rest of the season it was a waste of money

by darmok on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

It won't.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Because stealing is wrong.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

So MLB.tv

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

Happens every year

I’m not surprised, more surprised that it didn’t happen earlier in the day.

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

It's been shit for me all day.

The first 10 minutes when there was only one game going on were good, then it all fell down. I have faith, though.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

MLB.tv had the gall to ask me if I wanted to upgrade.

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

To something that works?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Clever bastards

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Did you fuck 'em?

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

and you have not activated caps lock?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

According to gameDay

Kenji loves to face: Slider
Kenji hates to face: Slider

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

Woooooo

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

That's 5 hits wheeee

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Dynamite offense!

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Two off gloves!

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

2 over fences!

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Putting the ball in play, making things happen!

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Well two off of one particular glove really

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey hey Johhima is standing on a base!

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Johjima!

So far he isn’t the god-awful black hole of suck he was last year!

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

How so>

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

MLB.tv stopped sucking?

That was unexpected.

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Why arent you watching the Spartans get assraped?

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought that wasn't supposed to happen again.

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

What, a team losing to UNC? Man UNC is basically the devil

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought that was Duke.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Because I knew that would happen

It’s North Carolina. I’m not delusional about my Spartans.

Too bad you didn’t know that on Selection Sunday!

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Johjima is going to be stranded

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Watch Yuni hit into a triple play

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Somehow..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Or swing at the pickoff throw

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe they use that no phosphate detergent

Like they’re mandated by law to sell in Spokane’s stores.

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

No, I am smelling a Yuni bomb

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

God dammit I hate Yuni.

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He did his darndest

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

MLB Technical Assistance:

“Just wire me this money and your stream will pop up and you—AAAAAAND ITS GONE! Next person in line please…”

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Yesssssssss

I’d like to return this margarita machine

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry sir we can only help people who have money.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

So, am I right that next tuesday we likely won't be experiencing this same glorious weather?

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Nope.. I'm coming to town, thus, the weather turns to suck.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Hopefully it won't snow like it did last season.

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

ac just said 49 degrees

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't trust weather reports for the week ahead.

I mean the usually don’t even get tomorrow’s weather right.

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

That's because we live in the northwest.

ocean, mountains, sound, mountains, desert.

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

You are probably right.

It will probably be 50 degrees and rain.

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

It's back...

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Interesting...

Adam Jones was 3-3 today…

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

with two walks!

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

w/ 2 Walks...

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Shhhhh

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Kenji has back spasms

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni free swinging I see

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Betancourt has the attention span of a fly tripping on acid

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Wee, its back

by Limerickx on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Not for me...

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

me either

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Swing at every pitch, Yuni

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Everyone in?

Even RRS?

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

The Angles are back

V. Guerrero singled to shortstop, C. Figgins scored, H. Kendrick to second

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Geometry is clever like that

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Not enough 1st-to-3rd

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

If we win this game I will wear my M's hat and Hebrew M's shirt every single game.

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Yuni is seriously going to lose his job soon.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

I'm at the point where I'm rooting for him to fail

Because he’s so painful to watch. I want him traded to the royals.

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

They'd give us Moustakas for him

After all, Dayton Moore almost has a complete set. SS is one of his missing pieces.

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

[Thinks of Chris Shelton, sheds tear]

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

benched.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

LEARN HOW TO TAKE OR YOU WILL ANGER THE GOD YOU PRAY TO

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK DOUBLE FUCKING FUCK

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Great job Yuni

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you Yuni

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Did Yuni change his stance?

Looks like it’s working out well.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

FRENCH HORN

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Get Yuni

away. I hate him.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Why is Yuni stil on this team and not the Royals

Aren’t they supposed to take all our players that suck?

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

BACK TO CUBA MOTHERFUCKER

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

How to Yuni:

Step 1: Swing at every pitch
Step 2: Pop up or hit into a double play

by Mbad on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

FREE RONNY CEDENO!!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Huh?

Yuniesky Betancourt:

Loves to face: Slider
Hates to face: Slider

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Yuniesky Betancourt

Loves to face: Post-game buffet
Hates to face: Pitchers

by pmc47 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

So unbelievably late.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni GIDP

DFA.

by ThundaPC on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

(per ESPN GameCast)

Balls hit to RF: 3
MIN hits to RF: 3
Griffey’s fielding: Sucks

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Name a shortstop worse than Yuni

Anyone?

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Your mom.

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeter

Unless you count offense too

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

ROFLTO JETER!!!!1

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeter!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Bocock?

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Bench his ample bottom.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

and his boots with the furrr.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Bahahaha

The Blue Jays might have to forfeit because the fans are throwing shit on the field

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

And they're ahead 12-5 too

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Like actual feces?

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

How GG Allin-like..

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Why are they doing this?

ignacio

by ignacio on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I think they were pissed about a call or something

And everyone started throwing stuff onto the field, so the game was stopped and they threatened to make Toronto forfeit if the fans didn’t stop.

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Likely Tiger Fans

They live only a couple hours away

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait, what's going on?

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

What?

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Still getting over the WBC, eh?

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Que?

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

A player got caught filimng a dirty porno and to insult him they're throwing feces onto the fields?

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Toronto soccer fans ripped off a section of railing at a Columbus road game and threw it off the bleachers

so yeah, they’re not too bright

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it anything like this?

Swedish Hockey Fans Delay Game with Dildo Downpour

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice, grounding out to a different part of the infield.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

YUSELESS.

AGAIN,

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

Love it.

by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I wouldn't worry too much...

his leash is going to be short.

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

MY GOD YUNI could've walked on four pitches

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

That was annoying

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

LETS ALL SWING AT BALLS SO WE CAN WEAKLY GROUND OUT!

AND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE GROUND INTO DOUBLE PLAYS!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

Weird now MLB.tv is only working for me in NexDEF mode

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

They are forcing people to watch the slower feed.

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

4th Chavez weak grounder.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU TONY BENNETT

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

I HOPE A FAMILY OF VIRGINIA RACCOONS PEES ON YOUR FACE

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

AND THAT THEIR PEE EATS AWAY AT YOUR CHISELED FEATURES

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

us at Wake Forest

arent happy he is at UVa either.

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Bwaaahahahahahahahaha

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix in!

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Felix for GG

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

And please be gentle

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

OH NO BATISTA SIGHTING.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Nooo please not miguel batista

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Batista warming up? WTF?

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not batista warming up

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Batista, YES!

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

PLEASE BE GREAT FELIX SO WE DONT NEED BELUGA TITS

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

BATISTA NO

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

NOOOOOOOO FUCK NOOOOOOOO!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Weak grounder, I like.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus Christ. WHYYYYY

Keep Beluga Tits in the pen

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

NO!

NO FUCKING TITS! GOD TODAY WAS SO FUN AND YOU’RE RUINING IT!!!!!!!111

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Bull fucking shit Batista is not closing out the 9th

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Batista? Really?

Easiest save opportunity in the world and we’re not giving Morrow the chance/easy stat?

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

That was a sexy pitch.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Where is the Splendid Splenda?

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

let felix hit 100 on opening day?

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

pitches that is

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

100 pitches really isn't that many.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

On the first game of the year, it might be about the limit.

I’m guessing.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I seriously doubt they pull him unless he gets in trouble in the 9th.

Throwing an extra 10-15 pitches isn’t going to hurt.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

It appears that he's done for the night.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

KKKKKK

FUCK YOU

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Batista in the 9th?

That has bad idea written all over it, give me Aardsma, Lowe, somebody, anybody else.

by Heydude on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

YEAH SUCK ON THAT LOLLIPOP CUDDYER

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Wooooooo

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I LOVE YOU FELIX

by pmc47 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Sit down.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

I'm getting used to this again

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

You just like to ruin good relationships with unnecessary drama

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Sit the fuck down bitch.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Domi-Nation.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Batista?

PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

I love this fucking kid

Felix, oh my God.

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

SIT DOWN

SIT THE FUCKING DOWN

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

MORE LIKE SIT THE FUCKKKKKKKK DOWN

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix will not allow Batista to pitch in a game that he starts.

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

OWNED MOTHWERFUCKERS

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

INNING OVER

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

SPLENDID SPLENDA TIMEEEE

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

LET FELIX THROW IN THE NINTH

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Give him the CG

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

CG FOR FELIX PLEASE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

I SECOND THIS

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

9 in a row

Let Felix finish!

by Heydude on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

A flyball?

WHAT!? :P

by marinerdan on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

9 innings Felix!

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Felix went through that inning

like shit through a goose

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

He's as fine as foie gras?

by Robert Lintott on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

FELIX HAS BEEN VERY GOOD TODAY WELL DONE FELIX

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

97 pitches

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

throw him out there for the 9th!

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Finish this Felix!

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Better than that Dick's sporting goods commercial at every break

by SFMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Why show me ads for MLB.tv? I already own it morons

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

hahah

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Free preview right now I believe

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know, I was unable to find it beforehand, hence my scramble to purchase

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

but they do that shit throughout the year

“allo, em ictor artinez”

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah that one I didn't get

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

The way GMZ and Waka have been talking

I expect to see Felix in the 9th

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

marrow or felix?

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Felix has marrow.

So Felix.

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

BATISTA!!

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

o'flahery?

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS GAME HAS GONE QUICK THIS IS GOOD NEWS ONLY 3.15AM HERE.

I APPRECIATE EARLY FINISHES.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

and that with the stupid delay at the beginning

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

yea game flew by

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck you CC....

I wasn’t asking for much you douche. You couldn’t even get me ONE crappy K.

Felix and Big Z shouldn’t have to carry you like this. You’re heavy.

by PLU Tim on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

fuk the yankees

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Only 97 AND 9 in a row retired?

LET FELIX FINISH WAK!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Jeff question about Clement

Should I cut him on my fantasy team?

Categories are R, RBI, BB, RC, SBN, OBP and SLG.

I figure I need to because he plays so infrequently.

"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-

by future on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

I CARE ABOUT THIS POST VERY MUCH

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody cares about your fantasy team

and yes

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody cares about your fantasy team!

by Mbad on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

you realize

Clement is down at AAA, right?

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Your fantasy team is off the utmost importance.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody cares about your apparent AAA fantasy team.

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Keep us posted on this

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

THE METS ARE CHOKERS LOLOLOL

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

motherfucking Angels are winning.

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah but at least the a's are losing.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Touché

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Wohoo Morrow in

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow is much better.. But Id still rather see Felix!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Pad stats

FTW

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Then trade Morrow for a boatload at deadline

And bring in Aumont to close

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

You mean Fields

Aumont is third in line

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Is this current intel?

Because last night was kind of a big development

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrow sighting!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

MORROW UP

Thank G-d

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

MORROW UP NOW

You know he’s good because it’s so rare that the Mariners use a #1 pick on a reliever.

by pmc47 on Apr 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Looks like Morrow is warming

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

THE SPLENDID SPLENDA LIVES!

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

That ump is afraid of high pitches

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Take

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Liriano: no walks

ahahaha

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Mariners: no walks

boohoohoohoo

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Until Franklin!

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

11th hour walks yay!

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeff did this on purpose

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Well his command was kinda spotty

But overall a pretty decent start for Felix.

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Felix did damn fine tonite

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

And Felix did it all on a bum ankle

<3

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow in the pen

Much better, I’d let Felix finish, but Morrow > Batista

by Heydude on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Felix can finish on Robert

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Pretty sure Robert would let him finish inside

by OlSalty on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

This is getting close to the line hahahaha

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrow, Fields, Aumont.... GMZ knows SP will be terrible

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

boooo

i want the CG for Felix!

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

LET

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

ME

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

MOTOR

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

BOAT

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

YOUR

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

ANUS

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

BUTT SEX

me so cool

by Humongo on Apr 6, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

ON A PLANE

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

GET

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

BUTT

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

SEX

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

OFF

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

MOTHER

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCKING

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

PLANE

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

CROSS

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I WOULD EVEN BE COOL WITH THAT

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

STITCH

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

The consensus is that Felix has a good haircut

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Consensus of the one girl on this site?

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

<3

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

And the others surrounding me commentating to the tv

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Buzzes are terrific

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Rawr

;)

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

This is a fact.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Dang.

I didn’t notice. I was too busy looking at Rick Griffin, wondering what he was telling Felix about the ankle.

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Are buzzes in now?

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes. Felix has a good haircut.

by royalcurve on Apr 6, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait what just happened

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

BB?!?!?!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT EVERYBODY

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

wahoo!!!

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm starting to fall in love with Franklin Gutierrez

And not that kind of lusting love or infatuation. No, this could be the really thing, diary. Do you think he notices me? Probably not. Oh well.

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

He's mine

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Like hell he is

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Bullshit I staked that claim months ago.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 7, 2009 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions

WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES A WALK

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

WALK OMG

YOU SURPRISE ME IN NEW AND SEXY WAYS FRANKLIN

by pmc47 on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

we have a walk

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY SHIT A MARINER HITTER TOOK A WALK

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING BB

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Gutz taking a walk

That doesnt compute

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Did you just BSOD?

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

What just happened

Can we do that

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

WAIT WHAT A BB!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

IT HAPPENED!

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Everybody dance now!

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

relax, just do it

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll take a 4-1 score opening day next week.

especially if Silva is pitching.

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

oh fuck

I didn’t think about that

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Not sure I still want to pay $60 for a ticket

At the very least they shuffle things this week and I get to see… Uh… Fuck

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Washburn isn't any better

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I think I like Gutierrez

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Yahoo box score doesn't believe in FGut's HR

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

A walk AND a homer?

HALL OF FAME!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Walkamatsu.

by ThundaPC on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

HR and BB in same game for 1 player?

he must not understand what Mariner baseball is all about

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

He must think he's an Athletic

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

That looks really weird without the s

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I like how Jesse Crain pretty much learned how to miss bats overnight

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

DOUBLE PLAY IMMINENT

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

A Griffey HR, a walk, and Felix domination:

as long as Morrow doesn’t blow it royally I don’t know if there is anything else I could ask for.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

I WANT TO PLAY FELIX'S ORGAN

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

THE FLESCH FIDDLE

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S LAST NAME IS FLESCH AND I CANT TYPE FLESH WITHOUT EXTRA EFFORT

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

The flesh fiddle cat?

by Robert Lintott on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

How does Mike Sweeney have a grass stain on his shoulder?

He is a DH.. It’s turf. ???

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Pure

grit

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Grit!

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

When you're gritty grass stains magically appear

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by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He fell on the opening day logo?

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Veteranacity

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Painted on

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

It's actually Alexei Ramirez's blood

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

did we break a record for most posts for a mariners game?

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Not even close

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by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably not even close

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Not even close

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

We might have had more than this just wishing terrible things on Beltran

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YOU SIMS

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

DON'T PRAISE GETTING JAMMED AND HITTING A WEAK GROUNDER

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I WILL SHIT ON YOUR CEREAL

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK I FAIL AT HITTING REPLY

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I PREFER THIS OUT OF CONTEXT

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Mike Sweeney's swing is polite

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus Sweeney is a fucking loser bitch

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Sweeney looks like shit at the plate.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

It was a veteran, professional fly ball out.

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Grifey would have let that drop

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Haha, 5 pitches gives you a "really makes the pitcher work" comment

how excpectations have lowered

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

For this team?

5 pitches is all star caliber

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweeney

makes a “professional” out

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Washed up

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

why is this guy

on our MLB roster again?

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Veteran.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Tie distribution.

by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

This

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Because his job was to create a “feel good gritty veteran” story.

by silly_sysiphus on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey can't do everything.

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

He's not.

You’re dreaming. Wake up.

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

He won the coin toss.

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Waka says

“He’s and adder!”

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

*an

"."
-E. Bedard

by Big Jared on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Free Shelton?

by Mbad on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

shelton is a ginger

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

SOMEONE has a foot fetish

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

I see Beltre's bad luck on line drives will carry over

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

So unlucky

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

And Beltre's bad luck continues.

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre back to lining out.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Nice hitting Adrian

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre unlucky... seems familiar somehow.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Well he started getting unlucky in the second half of 2004

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow the Twins OF is for real.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Nobody in baseball hits into harder outs than Beltre

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Good to see Beltre continue his awesome ability of hitting the ball real fucking hard

and right at people

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre

with even more bad luck!

by mariners124m on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome smashing the ball still

Hopefully he actually gets a bit of luck this year.

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, Span is going on the shit list

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

He is on mine since last year

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I tend to forget about past offenses unless your name is Carlos Beltran

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Spahn has had 3 catches on well hit balls tonight

damn his good defense.

by marinerdan on Apr 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Denard Span is the Devil!

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Beltre hit the ball and didn't get on base

Clearly he is awful. TRADE HIM! BRING IN THE ERA OF TUI!!!

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

One of the worst contracts in MLB history

as ESPN so kindly informs us everytime the subject comes up

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Yay for title of LL..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

He hasn't hit 48 HR ONCE since before we signed him

He’s a total bust

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

DID NO ONE TELL YOU GANDENMEISTER THAT GRIFFEY HIT A HR OFF OF A LEFTIE AND NOW MUST FACE LEFTIES FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

How's that rum?

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe MLB demanded another commercial break

by Decatur on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Gardenheimer

by chinn on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

/DOV

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'm a bit nervous for some reason

by ThundaPC on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Because our bullpen like to walk the world?

And Morrow isn’t fully fit yet?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

As am I.

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

yay sounders!

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

I like how FSN's advertising their replays of matches but basically pretending they're live

by Nick S on Apr 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Willie Ballgame's Wikipedia picture is full of all kinds of memories

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Bloomquist

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I prefer his LL Wiki

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

As a result, some of the Seattle community, especially the stats-orientated blogs, has been known to call him by sarcastic nicknames including “Wee Willie,” “Ballgame,”2 “The Ignitor,”3 “Effin,” “WFB,”4 “WMFB,” “W2008FB,” “The Spork,” “Princess Willie,”5 and “Willie Boom-Boom.”

by redwolf75 on Apr 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions