4/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2

First game of the year! I just got laid off today, but this is diverting my attention. Dear Mariners, please win for me. Could you also give me a job?

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by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry mate. :(

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, shit happened.

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by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry mate :(

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry to read that Kev!

by Schuxu on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

So, the State doesn't care if little children get poisoned....

by msb on Apr 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently not.

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by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Redman

racist.

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.

but if felix askes… ill fist him

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TWINS ANNOUNCERS?

TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING!

by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

I'm giving up

I can’t keep up with this thread.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

We need a separate thread for the ones without T3

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

The more people give up, the easier it will be to follow

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I feel like this Twins announcer is a 2-TWSS-a-minute guy

by khmer luge on Apr 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

What is TWSS you ask?

by khmer luge on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

We didn't

by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd love to hear about your fantasy team.

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by kevin_ess on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

YAY I MADE IT TO THE END OF THE THREAD!

by d0nkey on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

KKK!

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

THAT WAS SEX

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

K!

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Yay for commercial break

Time for more beer

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Beautiful

by ColeFitz88 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

holy shit...... dirty

by bon_ton on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK PITCH

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

ALL HAIL KING

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT A FUCKING PITCH

KKK

FUCKING AWESOME

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

goodbye. K

by MFAN on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

BEAUTIFUL!

by Fett42 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

YES BENDY THING!

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Sit the fuck down!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

K!!!!!!!!!!

by forte40 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

<3

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Sliders.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Hells yeah

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Nasty

breaking ball. Was that a slurve?

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

See how not fastballs work better Felix?

by Matthew on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

by deacvision7 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

KKK!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Yay curveball K

by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Save gifs for the recap, dammit!

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

That was a fine pitch to end the second.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

TOO BAD I CAN'T SEE IT

MLB.TV is fucking me for the second consecutive opening day.

Not enthused.

by cwel87 on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

IM RAISING MY REAR TO YOU LIKE A PUPPY THAT WANTS IT MORE

by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs

YES YES YES

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

King of kings

by krb on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

SERIOUSLY THAT WAS A FUCKING AWESOME INNING.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

FELIX FOR CLOSER!!

by Mbad on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

WE NEED MORE OF THOSE

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

he is ready for it, fast track to the big leagues!

by forte40 on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know whether to flag or rec this..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Felix is a sexymachine and i want to make sweet sweet curveballed love

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

I still have a frozen picture

I hate Charter, at least I’ve got audio

by Heydude on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Go to the first thread and find the twins baseball feed

Charter is the fucking death of me but at least I can watch the game. Seriously, Charter is the worst company in the history of ISP and cable providers.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I have to run home from work to catch this game

I wont ever bother trying to catch up on this thread

by d0nkey on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Amazing.

by ThundaPC on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, I'll start...

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

MORE MORE

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

NOOO

by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Noooo giffs are going to break the GT

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't even like this one very much

by JLC on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

egghead!

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Please no Club LL right now

My bandwidth is stretched thin enough

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha

I have newly laid fiber in a largely still-under-development neighborhood

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm on a University T1 3 hours before people start their homework

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Verizon in your neighborhood?

by BrianL on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

nope

Highlands Internet. The Issaquah Highlands are apparently too good for letting outsiders run our utilities.

Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!

by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay, i'll wait to 9th

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Or not at all

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah im struggling, but staying affloat luckily

by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

NO GIFS IN THE GAME THREAD

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs

Rec this up, people

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm a good listener, no need to do that

by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

It's for all people to see and reference

by Wilder. on Apr 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

39 RBI last year?

Hot damn!

by katal on Apr 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Yay patience!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

NO HABS NO

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

First?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

NO HABS NO

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

CAMPOLIIIIII

by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

To Charles Armstrong or Whom It May Concern

Dear Sir,

It has come to my attention that your star pitcher, one Felix Hernandez, seems more likely to throw devastating offspeed pitches shortly after being slightly injured. I’m a team player with 25 years of experience in mildly injuring people. It is my intention to apply for the position of Felix Griefer.

Attached please find my resume with references from David Folkins (soccer game, 2nd grade) Jess Mason (sexual awkwardness in top bunk) and my sister (numerous). As you can see, I’m trained in multiple techniques—a wide variety of physical disturbances and injuries. You can count on me to kick Felix in the ankles until he throws curveballs.

Sincerely,
Khmer Luge

by khmer luge on Apr 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs