4/6: Opening Day Pregame Open Thread
If the whole Aumont thing weren't such a wiener of a story I wouldn't have had to fake this smile.
The hell with yesterday's news. To 2009, and to finishing as king of this mountain of poop people call a division.
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Happy Opening Day
Here’s to maybe having a little more competition :)

Cheers!
by Ms. Jeff on Apr 6, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions 21 recs
I'll go on the record and say . . .
Despite that disgusting hat she’s wearing and the rapist she’s allowing to reside on her shoulder, Ms. Jeff is awesome.
It started out like Romeo and Juliet, but then it ended in tragedy
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 6, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amazing Simpsons reference.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's one of my favorite lines from any show in the history of television
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 6, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jarkko Ruutu bit a guy.
And he’s taller than his brother Tuomo.
It's like instead of sharing a brain like you and Jeff do
My brain is a take a penny leave a penny dish.
by Robert on Apr 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Romeo and Juilet are stupid people because they are fucking suicidal morons who were together all of 15 minutes
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, but what a 15 minutes
and immortality in drama, music and culture. I’d commit suicide to be immortalized in 20 genius minutes of Tchaikovsky.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
With less East Coast Bias
(i.e. NOT a Red Sox/Yankees thing)
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Apr 6, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
I have an unnamed inside source who thinks the polite thing to do would be to present the new lady amongst us with a gift

by JI on Apr 6, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Every morning at work I look at that towel and smile, because we're champions.
quack.
by Ms. Jeff on Apr 6, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Today is supposed to be my only day to be happy and you are destroying it
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear they played like champs the last time you watched them
50 shots! Well done.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
They'll be playing the Redwings
It’s time to root for an asteroid impact
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget the "dropped" third strike in the 2005 ALCS!
Such a special place in my heart for A.J. Pierzynski.
angels fan in seattle
if I posted clips of every time the mariners have been demoralized
the internet itself might crash.
by Ms. Jeff on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jeff apparently gravitates toward the "cruel heartbreaker" type
Be fair: all Mariner fans do, really.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Yikes
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You dont have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so HAH!
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You couldn't imagine what my hands are capable of.
by Ms. Jeff on Apr 6, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Making delicious sandwiches?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
o_0
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Against my will, I find the monkey on her shoulder to be ridiculously cute.
What does it say about my masculinity that I have a weakness for cutesy stuffed animals? Nothing good, I’d imagine.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Thankfully my gf shares my weakness for them (though I guess she's allowed to, being girly and all)
Over three years and change, we’ve acquired 3 or 4 of our own.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Same here.
My girlfriend still loves them. She would rather me buy them for her than chocolate or flowers.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
If you noticed the monkey first, then you have a problem.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I'm happily ensconced in a loving relationship....
….eh, who am I kidding? She’s hot.
I’m a bit disturbed by the fact that she looks somewhat similar to my girlfriend, though. Since Jeff and I also share the same name, I’m beginning to worry that he might be attempting some sort of Single White Female-type move on my life from over on the West Coast. Creepy weirdo.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Not necessarily.
Bearded people tend to be the opposite of their unbearded counterparts.
So if my analysis is correct, and this is in fact unbearded Jeff, it would not surprise me for him to lean towards the opposite instinct in liking a team that will make him happy as opposed to the masochism that is Bearded Jeff’s interests.
The first is a point in her favor.
The second is just necessary.
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Good for Jeff.

I knew he could do it.
...and now I'm here
Now I am obligated
To post this…maybe it worked? Glad to have helped.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
That was one of my favorite threads.
THAT IS VERY CLEARLY A BOTTLE OF BEER
):<
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:16 AM PDT to parent up reply actions 0 recs
Good times.
...and now I'm here
My god I hope my commenting skills have improved over this year.
I just read through the whole thread. While that was a really fun thread, I can’t believe that its almost a year old.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions
There are times when you should not say what you want to.
I think this is one of them.
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She must have a thing for really ugly sweaters
(omgpleasedontletthatsweaterbeonemsjeffboughtforhimimsorry)
Take off the hat and the monkey and I
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Welcome...
to Lookout Landing After Dark
Pleebus!
This is the first comment of the Mariners season
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
So I am not the only one with an Angels loving GF
hopefully for you her favorite Angel isn’t Reggie Willits!
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Willits is in the minors now :(
And she doesn’t have a favorite Angel because she thinks all of the Angels are ugly
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend likes Willits for some reason
but she does agree that most of the Angels are very ugly. She is especially not fond of John Lackey’s appearance.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I can't believe players on that team have sex
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
"Freshman year, Mark and I used to be good friends
We’re not such good friends anymore, on account of he was shot in the brains."
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Better then the girl I've been dating and her obsession with Dustin Pedroia.
Grrrr.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
I know I have been super busy with work, I had now idea I miss the news that Ms. Jeff was an Angels Fan.
This hurts.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Can't sleep because I am too excited. Feels almost like Christmas Eve.
Plus, I can’t get over this uncanny resemblance, everytime I see one of those MLB 09 The Show commercials.


You're right.
I should quit mine.
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It's somehow appropriate that you couldn't be bothered to put actual PANTS on for this picture.
Your boxers aren’t fooling anyone, buddy.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
'90s Torchiere lamp: check
Unadorned walls: check
Video game cords: check
Last night’s hand stamp: check…
He's just too afraid to go down the tracks instead of across the street.
Definitely not into making it count.
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I'm calling shenanigans
that bottle is clearly empty
Nice stamp fag
what is that your entrance to the leather bar?
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
No the caffeine ban does not actually begin until 5.10
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 6, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
No fun
I was excited to see what Robert was going to look like after going without for more than a day.
Seriously Jack Z, fuck you. You couldn't of waited a couple of days to make that Aumount announcement?
Goddamnit, you’ve killed most of my buzz for the Mariners OD.
Sigh….let’s go…whatever.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
From the guys with the A's avatar to the guy with the KC avatar.....
This probably won’t go over well.
Whatever. I prefer to forget about the bad things.
Things to look forward to in 2009:
1) Griffey
2) Felix
3) Defense
4) Some young players
5) Angel’s collapse potential
6) RRS
7) Game recaps
8) Ichiro!
9) Bedard
10) Washburn’s last game in a Mariner uniform.
11) .gifs

Go Mariners. Make me proud.
...and now I'm here
Seriously how the fuck did we get a pitcher hitting a motherfucking grand slam?
That’s like 112 wins right there.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Not just "a" pitcher.
“The” pitcher. Everything about that moment was perfect.
...and now I'm here
One in a million dude.
Let’s hope there will be more opportunities to celebrate Felix’s awesomeness in 2009 (like finally getting that no-hitter, or better yet, perfect game, or a Cy Young award).
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions
OPPOSITE FIELD!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
That gif never gets old
My favorite part is when Felix takes off his batting helmet on the way back to the dugout and says to himself “did that just happen?”
My favorite part is Johan trying to keep himself from laughing.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Felix's little wink at the end there.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Why is Beltre so nonchalant about this?
by Mariner Melee on Apr 6, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Happy Opening Day.

After my normal late-night running, I decided to put the calories right back in with a cold glass of Manny’s Pale Ale. A good decision, indeed.
GO MARINERS!!!!!!!!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 2:39 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Its probably better that you drank right after running.
Usually the body continues burning calories after working out, since your heart rate was probably still up. Do you go to a track and run, or do you just jog around the neighborhood?
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Treadmill.
I’ve lost 15 pounds, but I’m still a bit chubby. Plus, I can run more on the treadmill—the routes around my neighborhood are only about a mile. That, and I never am really ready to do my running and working out until about Midnight. I have the worst sleeping schedule imaginable.
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I have a love/hate relationship with the treadmill.
I love jogging on it, but then if the next day I always end up with shin splints or something of the sort. I also prefer going to the gym at night, but I am usually dragged to the gym in the morning by my girlfriend.
I think I’ve fucked up my sleeping schedule for the whole week by staying up this late tonight, but I am unusually excited for opening day. Maybe its because Spring Training was too damn long this year.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed, spring training was quite agonizing this year. More than usual, it seems.
Seriously. I love the WBC, but they’ve gotta find a better time for it.
My treadmill was given to me by the grandparents for the low low price of free, so while it only goes to 6 MPH, I can’t complain. The best way to enjoy your time on a treadmill is to listen to music, watch TV, or, as nerdy as it sounds, play a game of Madden…it takes your mind off of how tired you are, instead making you focus on football strategy. Plus, it lasts like 45 minutes or more, so you get plenty of time in on it. Plus, when you’ve got the treadmill sitting right there, it really encourages you to work out. I’m lazy, so I can honestly say that without it, I’d still be at 192…
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Man only 6 mph, couldn't do that.
I usually am at 7 mph, 7.5 if I am feeling really pumped. But then again, could be the cause of my legs getting fucked up from using it. So then I am stuck using the elliptical, which isn’t that bad. But you are right about the treadmill being right there. The hardest part about the gym is motivating myself to go. Once I am there, I can kick my ass pretty hard, but its getting there that gets me.
I really liked the WBC, but I agree with you man, I don’t know if its worth delaying the regular season. Even if its only by about a week, it felt like forever.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions
6 MPH is fine for me at this point.
My stamina is a lot better now, but back when I was started I was chubby looking, but extremely out of shape. I cut out fast food and soda about four months ago, figuring I was going to enjoy beer, I had to choose one or the other. I now only use soda as a mixer when drinking. As it is, I generally walk at around 4 MPH to start a game of Madden, move it up to 5 at half time, and then run .50-1.0 miles after the game at 6 MPH…considering I started last month at around 2, moved up to 3, then ran .25 miles at the full 6 MPH speed, I think I’m doing ok. I definitely feel better now that I eat well in addition to all this. I can’t believe how I got by feeling the way I did. I’m shooting for 160-165, and I’m at 177 now…I can’t imagine how good I’ll feel after losing the next 15, considering how good I feel after losing the first 15.
Seriously, they should start the WBC earlier or something, and just have the season start on time if they refuse to do a mini-tournament instead of an all-star break.
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It appears the whole team has Ichiro's back.
“For now, the Mariners will have to content themselves with hanging Ichiro’s No. 51 game jersey in their dugout, meant as a teamwide gesture of respect, when they open their season today at the Metrodome against the Minnesota Twins.”
It’s nice to see that at least on Opening Day, they don’t want to throw him against a wall.
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I really think that shit is done.
ChiChi is legend.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright, Happy Opening Day!
Counting t-minus 9 days until the real Opening Day at Safeco Field.
And since everybody seems to be doing this, I took a pic of me tonight in my new Felix jersey since I didn’t pay $230 for nothing.

People who are wearing Felix jerseys in the pictures they post in this thread are automatically the best.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sunshine and Lollipops...
The Venezuela jersey is very nice, but in the end, I had to stay loyal to my team as well as my favorite player.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions
#59 does add a degree of awesome, however.
Four years later I’m still pissed at my ex girlfriend for losing my Hernandez #59 jersey t-shirt. >:(
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You're missing a beer
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Apr 6, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
It's good to be back
Missed hanging out at LL on game days.
by phil333 on Apr 6, 2009 4:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's to winning the division!
…….by default, after a three-way collision of the Athletics, Rangers, and Angels’ airplanes in which everybody is injured badly enough to miss the season, but with no fatalities.
Also, here's to our new plan of pitching
of running out 9 closers one inning at a time!
We’ll never lose!
Happy opening day everyone
The opening-day pregame thread has become one of my favorite traditions in life. Here’s to Griffey smiling at the bottom of a (very gently done) dogpile again…
BASEBALL!!!!
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Wheefun!
It appears that even Detecto got into the mood for opening day; he wrote three decent posts ranting about the Aumont deal, versus only one bad one.
I’ll be watching the M’s first game with a group today. That said, I’m still tempted to bring my laptop so I can participate in the game thread.
I'm starting my own website now if I can score delusional Angels fans like that

My Jake Woods jersey isn’t on in this picture because Ma is washing it.
GO M’S!
by Tony S on Apr 6, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
How do you not already have like a dozen
in every ML town?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not him
if it were it would be even more awesome
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, how'd you get a picture of me?
Seriously, what the fuck?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's soo weird...
Having to go into work today on Opening Day since the M’s open on the road…
So, no photos of me in jersey with a beer today. I’ll raise a Westvleteren since I’m pretending anyways…
This signature space for rent.
King Felix is pitching!
Happy Felix Day everybody! Man it feels good to say that now!
You got slurved bitch.
Happy opening day everyone
I hope nobody has slipped into a coma in the night.
Happy Opening Felix Day!
I said: “Baseball is the hurrah game of the republic!” He was hilarious: “That’s beautiful: the hurrah game! well — it’s our game: that’s the chief fact in connection with it: America’s game: has the snap, go fling, of the American atmosphere — belongs as much to our institutions, fits into them as significantly, as our constitutions, laws: is just as important in the sum total of our historic life.”- Conversation with Whitman (7 April 1889) as quoted in With Walt Whitman in Camden (1906) by Horace Traubel, Vol. IV
I will open my first “Bangor Foursquare Tripel Play” Belgian-Style homebrew that’s been aging since I bottled it at the end of the season last year.
Here’s to a fantastic season, of madness, joy, and baseball. Oh, and Felix hitting another grand slam!
GO M’s!
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
I always love it when old famous writer/artist/poet/statemen dudes are quoted talking giddily about baseball.
I like the fact that literary geniuses dug this sport as much as the rest of us.
Although Whitman probably would’ve been a Sox fan, so….
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Happy Opening Day, y'all
Keeping a close eye on the out-of-town scoreboard from club seats at Petco.
Realized that I loaned my fiance my camera for her vacation
Rest assured, I’m wearing my Felix jersey with my Happy Felix Day t-shirt, and enjoying a tasty early-morning Rogue IPA.
I should have worn my new Felix jersey to work,
but I was too scared I’d get ink on it or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Damn that sounds good.
I had a cigarette and a bottle of water for breakfast.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'll be angry when Aumont is called up
For now, I’ll hope that either Z knows something about Philipe’s health that we don’t, or that Baker got the story wrong.
It’s opening day. Being that .500 is our likely zenith, and that by Felix’s 10th start we’ll probably be complaining that he’s still throwing too many fastballs, today is quite possibly going to be the highpoint of the season. Enjoy it!
I know that rationally
but I cannot force emotion.
I survive through lean times by hoping for the future.
I’m not sure where the hope is right now.
My biggest problem with the "Aumont is a reliever" thing
Is why didn’t GMZ instead at least try to trade him for two of another team’s better bullpen arms? Surely a top starting pitching prospect is worth, say, Manny Parra and Seth McClung.
I felt that way all week up until waking up this morning
Now I’m smiley!
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It is 70 and sunny today, which is sublime in Seattle.
Last night’s giggle fest did make me feel better.
Everything about you is a miserable failure
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you notice how everything was going just peaches with the Sens until Matthew jumped on the Bandwagon
And the first person to mention the Canucks pissing away the NW title can habitat the goosebumbs on my balls.
Zdeno Chara will not thrive under the new rules, the Sens sez
Best to keep Wade Redden, he’s a spriteful chap!
You had a chance to push me away from your team.
Reap what you sow dillweed.
This Burrows fellow seems to have quite the retarded jig
Perhaps I will become invested in him instead
They already cancelled today's White Sox home opener in anticipation of snow that NEVER CAME.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
This was ridiculous
I couldn’t believe it while I was watching the Phillies-Braves game…postponing a game a day in advance, when the adverse weather hadn’t even arrived? What the fuck is this world coming to?
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
To be fair, it's cold as shit right now, high 20's/lowers 30's.
But still, there’s no precipitation whatsoever. A lot of people making baseball decisions in Chicago look pretty stupid right now.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Maybe they should have northern teams that don't have a roof play away to start April!
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
...
This is the first time a Rays opener has been postponed, and comes after the Rays had asked MLB to open the season at home.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 6, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently you need to win the WS
To get that sort of treatment
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
But how else will other teams be forced to play something like 20 straight games
in the middle of the season?
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
And hey, better Boston and Tampa have to make up the games than us
On the flip side, that puts NY in a better position… dammit.
I'm not stylin' any cool threads.
and Zduriencik was just on KJR, harshin’ my buzz.
When asked about Aumont being "destined to be a bullpen guy, making it 3 high draft choices to the ‘pen" said he’s a big guy, very aggressive, very powerful– spent a lot of time on the DL last summer, pitched in the WBC, sat down as a staff and looked at him, and thought it was where he was best suited, based on his injury history, his size, his personality, his pitches.
FWIW, Zduriencik says that when they told Aumont they were going to put him in the pen, his response was: "That’s what I thought I was going to be anyhow."
Obviously politics are banned from LL
But I can’t think of a better word to describe the phenomenon that is all of our top-rated pitchers being so thrilled about being headed for the bullpen.
Meh
This actually makes it a little bit better because if Aumount was expecting it for a while that means it wasn’t really as much Z’s fault as we originally said.
While we're here
How can you not be pumped for opening day?
Mark my words, within 5 years Aumont and Morrow will be starters.
IT'S ON.
Bottle of Sailor Jerry’s Rum… Check.
Lot’s of baaaaad but tasty food… Check.
Week off of work… Check.
FELIX RAPE THE TWINS FOR ME.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Is "Felix rape" a new verb?
it doesn’t appear on urban dictionary
RE: Is "Felix rape" a new verb?
No, it’s an honor.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my, Sailor Jerry
Well played sir, very well played
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 6, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, it's so difficult to get hold of that I almost feel guilty drinking my only bottle.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the last opening day this shirt will be relevant

Let’s make this year count.
…also, in spite of the last week looking like December 2006, go M’s woo!
No thank you, Stafford pls.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the Seahawks didn't need a QB
I can’t think rationally about Sanchez or Stafford.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I love Mark Sanchez
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 6, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You would
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I think she's starting to figure it out
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 6, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were trying to keep her from this place?
Because I know I would of.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
The picture struck both of us as a good idea
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably because it's not really her
I’m onto you, Sullivan. Let’s see her holding up a newspaper.
At least Matthew is totally immune to this
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
*claps
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey maybe we draft Stasburg and turn him into a ROOGY?
GO 2009 MARINERS!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
FUCK I always spell his fucking name wrong.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they'll just decide that Strasburg would be better suited as a lefty
And make him convert.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Bastard!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey maybe we can teach Strasburg to throw left handed?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd say you were late but it's probably just an issue with time zone conversion
Things get lost in the mix when going 7 hours back of GMT
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Don't undersell me it's 8 hours for BST! ;)
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Well La Di Frickin Da
All I know is that because of stupid Daylight Savings Time I’m currently GMT -7
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Get Peavy to help him out...
After all he’s done it before to try and improve his chances of being traded. And the fact that he’s Strasburg hero/idol makes it even more fun.
You got slurved bitch.
If Bavasi were still our GM he'd trade the farm for Peavy
so that it might somehow make Strasburg more likely to fall to us in June.
Who wouldn't hate to be the Padres?
All being natural rivals to Seattle, having to face the Mighty Mariners six games a year!
eff
That isn’t a good sign to start the season. I had been feeling amazing all day, then I just put on my Felix jersey and immediately sneezed.
This is going to be such a great evening [if we win].
It’s a full day of baseball from 6PM until 4AM. I’ve got it planned out: Mets at 6pm, Yankees and 9PM and of course us at 1AM. In between let there be much drinking, eating, playing MLB 09 The Show and posting on LL.
Happy days, I love opening day so much but it wouldn’t be the same for me without fellow fans to enjoy it with. Thank you, LL.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I'm just hoping to be able to leave the office early enough to not miss more than the first couple of innings on TV.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'm at work until about 5:30 and have to stop at daycare before I get home
I’m going to miss a good bit of the game on TV, but thank god for radio
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I might be able to sneak out of here at about 5:05,
then about 15 minutes to get to the pub for the game… Opening Day always starts late because of ceremonies, right? RIGHT?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'll be at work for the entirety of this game, which sucks.
Fortunately, with it being a Monday, it’s likely going to be really slow, so I can just throw a camera on a tv and keep an eye on the game.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Throw a camera on a TV?
Where do you work again?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That's right, security correct?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Then you should have no problem "watching" the game!
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
And I'm assuming that is a problem for JI.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Some people have computers that are allergic to flash
those same people like having a window they can dock on top and re-size in order to better make animated gifs
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
It's 5 years old
flash makes the picture choppy the new one may be great if you have a new computer, but the old player gave me a smooth picture
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
So can we no longer export to WMP?
.gifs just got more annoying.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I registered my disgust on the internet within minutes
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, even when I use shit video quality the player is still laggy
I hope they fix this
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
This is going to make the process like twice as long
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You can't really resize the picture either
which is kind of critical to making them not look like shit
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the only good way to do this is to go through CamStudio twice
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless you just want to make a giant .gif
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
If you go to a dual screen you get an small picture
Lord knows if it will be smooth
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
My .gifs are of high visual quality and so may take a while to download with a bigger picture
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes but I don't really feel like using a pay gif-o-matic
and really since it’s your site, yours should look like they were done by not a five year old
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So I'm watching the Reds vs Mets and I've noticed that the summary box is actually ahead of the feed by a few seconds.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
The HD feeds are 30 seconds behind the other feeds.
This will make gamethreads difficult to participate in, but I honestly cannot go back to 800k after seeing this. Maybe later in the year they will be able to show HD feeds live, until then I’ll manage the delay.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
God I fucking love Johan Santana's circle change.
I also love the fact that FELIX FUCKING SLAMMED HIS ARSE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit the 1B ump looks like a wannabe Ninja.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
39 degrees and raining according to weather.com
My wife just passed up an “opportunity” to spend six weeks in Cincinnati for work. Had she accepted I might have had to have her committed.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce" chant for Jay Bruce?
Way to be original Reds fans.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
We chanted "Bruce-Al-Mighty" after he made an error that led to a Cubs run at Wrigley.
People who don’t like him come up with better nicknames.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
OPENING DAY!
Time to crawl out from the darkness.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 6, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Get the sleeping bag for added effect

I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that the inner part looks like entrails
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do I not have this?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 6, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But they may actually create it now
It received too much attention, and they mentioned that they may go ahead with it just to cash in on some easy sales
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Wouldn't be the first time
they did it with the 8 bit tie and jewelry a couple years ago.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Yep
I’m almost led to wonder if April Fool’s day just gives them a chance to market test new products without wasting money on prototypes. Us geeks and nerds will buy just about anything
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Sad because it is true.
I’ve learned to cut back on buying nerd trinkets though.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I remember when DOV advocated acquiring Everett over Church
Not that I’m a Ryan Church fan, but that was retarded.
Awesome DP by Church.
Not so good for the baserunner.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I love how Church took a split second to show that he had the ball in his glove before throwing the ball to first.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
So.... now you have to pay to get pitch/fx in gameday?
this is some kind of bullshit
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
Is it included with mlb Premium do you know?
I know there is a trial period atm but there is no mention of whether existing premium customers will get it for free.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It looks like the Mets-Reds game doesn't have Pitch/FX data.
But the other ones do. They’re introducing a Gameday Premium, but from what I can tell Pitch/FX will still be available on the free version.
From Sports Business Journal:
MLBAM for several years has bulked up its functionality for the in-game tracker, including the addition of Pitch f/x, which graphically depicts the type, speed and break of every pitch. The latest, pay-level version, priced at $19.95 for the season, adds scouting-level data such as hot and cold zones for pitchers and batters, player tendencies and matchup histories.
GameDay Premium also will include real-time video highlights, which have been shifted this year from the free version to this offering, and audio streaming.
Time to go e-mail Cory
Will post answer ASAP
n/m. Just saw the popup when I switched games.
That wasn’t there earlier today.
Yeah I panicked when I saw the 07 version on the Mets game
what’s not clear from their little popup is just how much you will get for free from here on. I don’t care about the audio, and I really don’t care about batter/pitcher matchups. But I want those p/fx numbers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
The matchup stuff has some tremendous data on tendencies
I would hate to lose that.
If you're talking about hitter tendencies in terms of what they hit and where over the whole season
yes, that stuff would be great but I took it to mean tendencies of a particular pitcher against a particular batter, which is pretty meaningless.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean the former.
Plus the pitching stuff as well.
OMG ... PiP on this new player is awesome.
Although I think my internet connection needs an upgrade to cope with all this data.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Yeah, I just started playing with it when the Rangers game started.
Playing both at once is very smooth. I’m liking the little picture in the corner option.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Oh wow I just noticed this
And it’s really easy to switch between games too, this is great.
I'm waiting for the DBacks game and the Orioles game to start so we can try out the 4 games at once PiP.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I guess this means I can uninstall that POS Mosaic.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
God that thing sucked.
I’m trying out the player tracker thing as well. I have the Rangers game on focus and David Wright selected for the Mets game. Let’s see what it does when he comes up.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
That feature never worked with Mosaic in my experience.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So I changed it to Ryan Church, since he was batting 2nd in the inning.
And I’m watching the Rangers game. Church comes up in the Mets. I don’t have PiP on. When Church comes up. a little popup appears in the bottom lefthand corner of the screen saying Church was up(along with the score and inning). I click on it, and it immediately takes me to the at bat
Fantastic.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
And the DVR aspect of it is working perfectly and very smooth.
Seriously, MLB.com gets an A for what they’ve done here. I’ll raise that to an A+ if they get rid of the blackouts.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Oh sweet, if you click on the option to go back to one game, and then go back to the PiP, it remembers the last game that you had in the other screen.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Sweet new Gamdeday feature:
strike zone changes to fit batter. This is pretty remarkable.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 6, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions
I'm surprised they reintroduced it I thought they got rid because it highlighted just how gay some Umps strikezones are.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Kinsler leader off for the Rangers make me think back to that 3 pitch strikeout on Opening Day last year.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Steve Phillips is a Bavasi apologist.
“I don’t think Seattle is better. I think Seattle is less than what they were a year ago.”
There is no way we lose 100+ games this year, Steve. You are a dumbass looking for another GM job.
An ESPN analyst says something stupid?
/surprised face
Steve Philips is an idiot
Steve Phillips just said that the 2009 Mariners suck more than the 2008 61-wins version. And he calls himself an “analyst”.
Don't listen to what TV personalities say as they are retards compared to us.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Before patting yourselves on the back too vigorously
don’t you think you ought to use a stat other than record to determine how good/bad the 2008 M’s were? Otherwise, Phillips doesn’t look that bad… comparatively.
This is news to approximately no one
(The Steve Phillips being an idiot part, not the other part)
Steve Phillips also once claimed he would give Cuban lefty Aroldis Chapman "hundreds of millions of dollars" if he were to come play in the United States
Chapman lasted 2.1 innings against Venezuela
by seattlebruin on Apr 6, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
So I just switched to the Mets feed and it's 10 times better than the Reds feed.
Widescreen!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I don't care who's announcing what, for most of the year I'm gonna watch which ever feed is higher quality.*
*This does not include the White Sox feed. No quality is worth Hawk Harrelson.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
You can get whatever audio feed with the video.
So you can watch a Dodgers game and pull up Vin Scully’s radio broadcast for the audio. At least they said that’s a feature this year. I don’t know if they’ve worked out syncing it with the HD delay, though.
angels fan in seattle
Hmmm, I want to test this, but all of a sudden it's not letting me switch feeds.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Holy shit, thanks for the tip. Much better!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
1.15AM start time = more drinking time!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Go Mariners.
Don’t make me sad this year. Even though it appears to be inevitable.
I had so much hope for five months to start off my first season since 2003 with a happy face. And it was all totally obliterated last night.
So, I guess the proper terminology is ’Don’t make me sadder than I already am.’
:(
So I can't seem to get MLB.tv to load at work
this is most unpleasant. I’ve been staring at the loading screen for minutes.
Was for me, too.
The other night was insanely frustrating until I went to the Help boards and found the answer.
Although I don't get why they broke it all of a sudden.
It was working fine with adblock until Friday.
angels fan in seattle
Have you installed Flash 10 + the new autobahn app?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You're fucked.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Post your issues here their tech support is pretty good:
http://www.mlbsupport.com/forum/
There is also a blog which might have some good advice for you in comments section:
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Feed jumped on me, made it look like they scored two again.
Bah.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Anybody else having the Cleveland feed jump around on them?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I'll say it preemptively
The Beltre and Bedard trades couldn’t have gone worse for us.
I like how Atlanta turned Beau Jones
Andrus, Feliz, Salphabet, and Matt Harrison into 3 years of Casey Kotchman. That takes talent
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how we turned 4 first round picks in 4 years into
three relievers and a catcher whose future in the organization is dubious.
I read a study recently that parents with disabilities want their children to have the same disability.
This is especially true in populations of achondroplasic dwarves.
Is the score bar on the SNY broadcast bugging anyone else?
I feel like it should be higher on the screen and a little slimmer. It cuts off the top of everyone’s head where it is now.
angels fan in seattle
Take that, Cleveland
The comeback, Omar being a punk, the ’95 ALCS… Nuts to you.
Because Dick's Sporting Goods are waiting for your moment of weakness.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not as bad as ESPN 360
For some reason all of mlb.tv is blacked out for me here in Maryland (??) so I’ve got 360 on… each commercial break is a string of espn.com/Steve Phillips/ESPNRadio commercials…. die die die ESPN.
by Robert Lintott on Apr 6, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
ESPN 360 is soooo horrid for commercials.
If I hear Bill Simmons rasp “Fallaway” one more time or watch those two Sportscenter douchebags solicit trunk honks…
Just Inoffensive silent Premium ads.
Hope it stays like this all year.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got to say I am amazed by the picture quality on MLB.tv
The last time I paid for sports on tv on the computer was in 2005 when my Dad and I got College Football Gameplan from ESPN and it was barely watchable
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For both games?
The Texas game has been going in and out for me
I'm having zero trouble with the Mets game.
So I’m just gonna blame Texas for being stupid.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I'll personally bomb the MLBAM headquarters?
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I just really wish they could somehow allow you to watch in full screen on dual monitors
As it is now I have a beautiful 36 inch HDTV of which about 10 inches is used on the actual game
Lame
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Yeah and they basically said that it's too hard for them to fix
more or a less a “Go fuck yourself.” Even though other flash players can do it.
angels fan in seattle
That and it would be nice if when you maximized the window, that the feed would maximize with it, instead of staying the same size.
The quality stays the same if I fullscreen it, but it would be nice to be able to switch between that window and the game thread window.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
That would work too
and seems like a reasonable work around
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Basically they are saying it's horrible and this is one of the reasons why the Reds have 8 straight losing seasons.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Bruce almost fucked up that play as well
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
On the Reds feed they said that improved defense
was a priority this year.
They also think Brandon Phillips could play SS if he wanted.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
He probably could
He’s like +10 at 2B and they’ve had him start at SS before occasionally, but he’d likely just be ~average there.
DIE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That picture has to be 'shopped
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant that more like
I have trouble comprehending that the picture is not ’shopped
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And it bounced about 4 times before getting there
That’s sad
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Awful baserunning
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed their is a clock in the top of the mlb.tv window. Neato.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
My MLB.tv window shows a grayscale MLB logo!
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I forgot he has the same hitting skillset as Jeff Francouer.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Why does Johan Santana keep wiggling his arse like he's some girl in a rap video?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Santana has pitched awesomely.
May he regain his Cy Young this year. I love Johan.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Do people not like baseball anymore?
I felt conspicuous in class today sitting in my Mariners t-shirt and Mariners hat. Nobody else had any baseball memorabilia on
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Only 100 miles from a Major League ballpark?
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Wait, where is he? Wyoming or something?
And hey, you think Corco feels awkward, try wearing a Nats cap and a Mariners jersey at the SAME TIME, while in CHICAGO. Now there’s some “three-headed alien” stares for you.
Though it has proven a good conversation starter.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I have found out that the colors clash
and the gear of two different teams should never be worn at the same time
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The great thing about wearing a DBacks away hat and a M's coat is that not many people even recognize the A on my hat.
More than once I’ve had random people walk by me and yell “Go Braves!”
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
My Nats hat is navy blue, and the M's jersey is also blue and gray, so color-wise it actually works out decently.
It’s only once you shake yourself out of your drunken stupor and realize that the logos of hat and shirt don’t match that the questions begin.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Just walk around yelling "I'm on mushrooms!" like Oscar
by abender20 on Apr 6, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for wonderfully appropriate Arrested Development reference.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I remember always smiling knowingly on opening day
at anyone else I saw on campus in baseball gear.
Except people in Angels gear.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I felt the same way today.
A few Orioles shirts/hats, but I am a TA in a 200+ person lecture, and I was the only person with a hat/shirt on. For any team…
by Robert Lintott on Apr 6, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen anyone in any baseball gear all day today.
But then again I’ve been cooped up in my office.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I left my jersey at home on accident >:(
Apparently my son played in some water yesterday and his shoes were soaked but I didn’t know so I was super late getting out of the house this morning
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wet shoes are always a pleasant surprise.
I just couldn’t bring myself to risk my new Felix jersey by wearing it to work just yet, so I went with an M’s cap and an M’s t-shirt instead.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Students hate sport because most of them are weak and frail and Jocks hurt them in school.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless it's football
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*American football
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You almost have to wonder if he has an undiagnosed eye problem or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That makes him STARTER material!
Any taller and some front offices might start thinking of him as an AGGRESSIVE RELIEF ACE.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
As an aside, three feeds at one team is still nice and smooth.
Waiting for the Yankees-Orioles game to start to test all four.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Good luck Goose!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR GRADE IS PLUMMETING MLB, I MISSED FELIPE LOPEZ's HOMER YOU ASSCLOWNS!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Has anyone commented on how terrible the Rangers new uniforms are?
Because they are.
angels fan in seattle
It's just so weird.
It was a failed experiment before. Rangers should wear blue.
angels fan in seattle
I guess.
It just seems out of place to me. Their primary color is blue. There are too many red teams as it is.
angels fan in seattle
I agree, Red uniforms seem Cliche.
Which is why I am happy that the Mariners where blue and green, my favorite colors.
There are so many teams with Red White and Blue
that it doesn’t bug me anymore.
As crazy man Easterbrook says “it’s the most successful color scheme in history.”
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Woooooo!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
*Sean
Whatever, he’s not on my team anymore and I don’t care
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Hi
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 6, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So do the Mets just plan to take every starter out after 5 2/3 to let that ridiculous bullpen take care of things
Santana wasn’t doing that badly
Ah nevermind
Wasn’t paying attention to the pitch count
He had that injury scare in the spring though.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They're seriously still doing God Bless America? Ugh.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
It's just an opening day thing, isn;t it?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Re-posted.
I found it here first, though.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Please blow this save JJ
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*this hold
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True
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Now that Putz isn't a Mariner I can root against him because he's a big ugly Michigander
I love not feeling conflicted when he pitches
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Not at all
Walking for civil rights might have made Fidel upset, though.
CJ Wilson sometimes wears a cool necklace
But he has chosen not to today.
No hitter should be named Francisco
That’s a pitcher’s name!
1947 was a long time ago buddy
take your racest speil to another site
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know about week but certainly today and a good portion of tomorrow
---
Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
Bud Light party deck seats
I’m glad Safeco doesn’t have these.
So turning nextdef off seems to help if your feed is being choppy.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I had to restart my computer it was that choppy, when that didn't work I had to go to normal and the lowest quality setting. :(
I hope this is all sorted out before we play. I don’t want a repeat of what happened during Opening Day lasy year…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Arizona/Colorado feed is the only one I'm having trouble with(on both sides).
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I think the preferred nomenclature is first people now which is really dumb.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of dumb nomenclature
My dad was born in South African, so he is African. My mom was born in L.A., so she is American. Thus, I am African-American.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I just say I am American
Whenever people talk about what their heritage is (British, German, Irish, etc.)
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want them to go 0-12 on a road trip so i can call it the trail of tears.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My mom is 57 years old and has lived her life to the fullest
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd think you could do better than a 57 year old woman
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(How much trouble do I want to be in I thinks to me-self)
by Matthew on Apr 6, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOLA is Jeff's mom?
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Native American Studies prof who is a full-blooded Sioux says
“Just call us Indians- everybody knows what it means and only the most radical whackjobs are offended by it”
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That's obviously ideal
But when generalizing (as one might say European instead of French) that’s his preferred term
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I was wearing a Cleveland Indians cap one time at Target
And an Indian guy walked by me and said “So, you like to use my people as a mascot” and walked away quickly.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the "I" cap is neat
and the others should be done away with
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not saying he wasn't
Just that he did it in a passive aggressive manner.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely would have been cooler if he'd followed up the question
by punching you in the face, and then scalping you.
When this was brought up to this professor his response was
“Who cares? Vandalizing our religious sites is the problem, not dressing up and mocking us. People mock each other all the time.”
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I was going to say that he's actually hitting 5th in wacky Tony LaRussa Land
but he’s actually batting the pitcher 9th.
---
Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
Wait, Glaus is injured?
Or is he just not playing?
---
Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
Oh wow
I completely missed that, somehow. Did not realize he’d be out that long. Good news for the Brewers I guess.
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Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
So my MLB.tv account is concurrently streaming different games in Tacoma and Wyoming right now without any error messages
Is that supposed to happen?
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I believe you can get up to two people logging in at the same time
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that saves me about $75 then
Hooray
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Next def is flooded
and currently unavailable. What would opening day be without technical errors?
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
*Note: I have very little issues with SBN 2 and prefer it to SBN: OG Edition
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I hate my ISP so much, or more just my location
Seriously, who can only get 512 kbps in this day and age. The new MLB.TV premium sounds so wonderfully shiny and new and HD-ey.
by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 6, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
I can't decide what I want more
for K-Rod to fail during the regular season, or to be good all during the season and than implode spectacularly in the playoffs.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
That's where I'm leaning
the last two Mets collapses have been awesome.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Texas lost on opening day last year and the Mariners had a bad season
This of course means that their win this afternoon = a great season for the M’s!
710ESPN opened up shop today
They seem to have a really good host in Salk, who in one segment called bullshit on callers and other hosts bitching about Erik Bedard and criticized the FO for demoting Jeff Clement instead of putting him on the ML roster.
It was just one segment before they moved on to an interview with Matt Hasselbeck
but it did appear that he’s not going to toe the company line just because the station is home to the Mariners.
This of course probably means he’ll be fired in two months, but for now it’s encouraging.
I hope he never starts when the Yanks visit Seattle or the city might spend millions of dollars to try and airlift back to his natural habitat.
by Matthew on Apr 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
You hope that doesn't happen?
That would be hilarious!
OK sending CC back to Africa may come off as a wee bit un-PC
by JI on Apr 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Some tribes may petition the state
for the right to hunt him.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
CC gets paid $170 million for throwing a ball and eating burgers.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Silva doesn't look too bad any more.
CC looks bigger than last year; that has to impact on his performance someday.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck the O's for crippling our franchise.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
As opposed to CCs hot piece of manatee.
by Matthew on Apr 6, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
No, I'm pretty sure he's implying that CC shares characteristics of a man and Sea Cow.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
Hmm... apparently I'm still in the Balitimore/DC blackout zone.
I wouldn’t mind so much if their games were actually broadcast down here.
Just like opening day last year!
Disable autobahn and you’ll be fine.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Click video quality and move the slider to 'normal'.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's working great for me for the first time all day
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Wait despite the difference in bars at the bottom
I can’t tell any difference between “Normal” quality and “Nexdef” quality
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Well that would do it
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Webb vs Cook= A combined 8 runs in 3 innings!
Wooo opening day!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I had no idea
Glendon Rusch was still around. He got fat.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Orioles go with their ace to counter Yanks' ace
Jeremy Guthrie has to be one of the most meh pitchers to start two consecutive opening days.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
But Tillman will be great opening next year!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have started him this year.
Would have given him more time to make an impact.
by Matthew on Apr 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They could move him to the bullpen?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVAR EVAR say that again.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing Pujols a cockball down the center with a 3-0 count third base open
and Khalil Greene on deck seems stupid to me
There was speculation that he would play for the O's because he's from B'more.
I believe they had an offer on the table, but I’m not sure how much it was for.
I think he's from Baltimore but he signed with the Yankees or something.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
Because Tex wanted to move to a better club for more money.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Jones caught that.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
3 HOURS
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OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I'm really glad the NCAA final is UNC / MSU.
If it weren’t two of my least favorite teams in the world, I’d be compelled to watch it over Felix/Liriano
Adam Jones triples
And I run to Lookout Landing.
I should feel bad, I guess.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Hell no you shouldn't feel bad.
The Orioles got a huge haul for Bedard and you should celebrate like any good fan.
It's all futile at this point
We’re still the Orioles.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
I can't believe that no body has posted this Revhalofan diatribe about the Angels:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCoODfeqMTs
Someone needs to counter this preferably in their mothers basement with kool aid in hand.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Beer is too mainstream, needs to be geeky.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually liked that flavor
but I don’t drink soda anymore.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I hate that untalented douchebag
not hate, feel sorry for.
Former Nationals player Emilio Bonifacio just hit a 2-run inside-the-park HR against the Nats, over the head of our shitty-fielding CF'er Lastings Milledge.
8-2 Marlins.
THE MARINERS BETTER BE FUCKING AWESOME TONIGHT.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Lineup is up!
Chavez
Gutz
Sweeney (!!!)
Beltre
Griffey Jr
Lopez
Branyan
Johjima
Betancourt
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I wish it was Shelton. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye same as the one announced yesterday YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPERM.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
One year anniversary edition!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorrrrrrry
Excuse me for having a life outside of LL on the weekends.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Drop shit like this again, and you won't have ANY life LL related or otherwise.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
M's win...
MLB ’09 The Show on my PS3 with the scoop…
Mariners win 7-1 with Felix going 6.2 scoreless innings. Betancourt, of all people, is the hero with 3 RBI and a homer. Sweeney also homers. Griffey goes hitless and is injured in the 7th.
I can see this happening
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Have the new rosters been released today for opening day?
My TV is broke thus, no The Show today. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to start a new franchise me thinks"
Hope someone releases a roster with the top 100 prospects as well.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to Operation Sports website and the Roster thread
Knight165 will release one with all prospects and minors and it’s estimated to come out this weekend
Awesome thank you.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
worth the wait to start franchise late
it’s crazy the detail these guys get into… and they do it for fun
I’d pay them if they let me
Eh I'd rather not see that road start again
stupid NCAA rosters.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Do you know if they modify defence stats to take into account UZR?
Having Griffey with good defensive stats makes me upset.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just finished a few sims with most recent rosters...
MLB ’09 has the Mariners always starting hot and then tanking in the mid-summer. Median wins: 77.
The last season I simmed had them start 33-15 only to finish 9 games under .500.
But the game also has the White Sox kicking ass…so, who knows.
How many times did it have Jon Lester win the Cy Young?
I ran a bunch of sims with an older roster and Lester won the Cy Young easily 50% of the time.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Didn't really pay attention to the awards...
Except I did check one season and John Lackey won the CY. :(
I check them for the ridiculousness
For a game that prides itself on accuracy they fell into the same trap as most sports game developers of favoring big name players regardless of how good they are in reality.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I played the game on the show myself
and Felix went 5.1 innings striking out 7 walking 1, in came Aardsma and Lowe to finish the game.
Endy Chavez went 3 for 4 with a single double and triple and Gutz hit a 3 run bomb.
Seven to 1 final :)
Ump blew that call.
That was right down the middle.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That sun in CF sneaks up on you
As is evidenced by two straight muffs.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
0-3 K-to-walk ratio for CC. Heh.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
One was a deflection off the glove that went to Jeter...
Other was a slow roller to short as Jeter broke for second since Jones was running.
Jeter shifted
Markakis made him pay.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
His defence isn't helping matters, he's had three weak grounders in this inning alone - with no outs.,
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Make that four weak grounders with only one out.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankee defence has looked shit so far in this game/.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Adam Jones is awesome-for-3 at the plate so far today.
The pain, it doesn’t hurt much anymore.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Suddenly, Ryan Zimmerman has turned into Ryan Braun with the 3rd Base glove.
CHRIST.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
For a crappy team, it is a nice stadium
But then again, I shouldn’t be talking.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
C.C. Slowbathia is earning his Kevin Brown-like keep with the Yankees so far!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Albaladejo is an ex-National, so I predict a grand slam from Gregg Zaun right here.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
That Rockies/Snakes game looks like it has been a 'goodun.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Man, I love Miller and Morgan.
Repeating the same thing over and over and over is great commentary.
Thank you, guys.
Miller is awesome.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Man fuck these schedule makers!
With the awesome weather out, Opening Day should have been in Seattle today!
Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck.
And watch it be overcast or rainy when it is opening day next week.
ACCORDING TO THE NEW MLB GAMEDAY:
Gregg Zaun:
Loves to face: Changeup
Hates to face: Changeup
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Well shit
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The system will analyse pitches from 2009 only so it'll take a few months to become useful.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Loves to face: Washburn's Changeup
Hates to face: Mark Lowe’s Changeup
Hey guys! Hanley Ramirez just hit his first grand slam! Off of the Nationals' relief staff! It's 12-5 Marlins!
Fuck everybody!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
What the hell do you expect as a Mariner fan?
To have your heart crushed despite irrational hope at the beginning of the season, that’s what.
Only I get to experience it twice.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Perhaps you missed the "irrational" part.
I know that objectively speaking the Nats are going to be terrible until they get some decent starters and fix their pen. But there’s something beautifully irrational about preseason hope.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
No, it really wasn't.
Don’t get me wrong, the M’s were/are a much better team on paper than the Nats (though with Clement heading to AAA, Morrow to the pen, and Griffey to the outfield every now and then, that’s taken a hit). But their relative levels of hope were pretty damn similar.
I will happily consume my shoe if the M’s come anywhere close to contention for anything except last place (jockeying with the Rangers) this year. Doesn’t mean I’ll be thrilled (and full of delicious leathery shoe) if they make a run, of course, but still.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
No, they really weren't.
The Nats are behind three vastly superior teams in their own division. The Ms are not.
This is of course true.
But come on dude, don’t harsh my pessimistic mellow here.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I would laugh at you, but I'm a Knicks fan.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
At least we’re not Pittsburgh.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
True, you guys have good potential.
You are just forever doomed until they change up the divisions.
by Fin on Apr 6, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There is hope
If Tampa can compete without money, then the O’s can definitely contend should they be able to construct a solid farm system and complement it with cash.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
When is a sponge not a sponge?
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But then where would the people sit?
Seems unfair to give tests seats
by Graham MacAree on Apr 6, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, we got a shitty pitcher and an OF/1B we don't have room for for him!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Shawn Hill will be out of baseball before the end of the season, mark my words.
I would actually bet money that he doesn’t last more than three starts with the Padres, not even making it out of April.
I would love to be wrong, because I like Hill a lot and I think he could really do well in PETCO with his great sinker if he’s healthy. But I’ve seen too much of him to think otherwise.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
So has anyone tried the new mlb app for the IPhone yet?
And if so, how fast are the video updates and how good is the quality?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
The New York State anti-smoking PSAs on YES are hilarious
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
No kidding.
I remember people laughing at me when I told them cigarettes will someday cost $7-8 a pack.
£6 here for 20.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I chew.
My nicotine delivery system is more efficient, potent and has (arguably) less side effects. All for cheaper!
Exactly
Plus a giant wad of Beech-Nut tastes a lot better
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Try some Camel Snus
It’s actually dip but it’s delicious, you don’t have to spit, and leaves your breath minty fresh
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The refrigerated stuff?
I gave it a shot a few months ago when it came out. It wasn’t bad, but I don’t like packing my upper lip, which is where it is designed to go.
Yeah
I usually put it in my lower when I use it (I save it for use when I’m around women) and it seems to deliver the nicotine sufficiently
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No thanks
I can’t even fathom how ill I’d get from putting something like that in my mouth.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
First-timers are funny
Usually they feel hammered for about 10 minutes and ask how they never discovered it before. Then they throw up for the next 30 and claim they’ll never do it again.
The second time usually goes much better and gets you hooked.
Non Snus dip makes my stomach turn lately
I used to be able to handle the Copenhagen Whiskey Blend Long Cut but not too much anymore
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Potentially dangerous.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
because cigarettes are so safe
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 6, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Grilli has been really impressive.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Weird
Yankee’s color guy:
“He played in that Bud Selig International tournament they had.”
Multiple times he refused to call it by name?
Oh he told Guthrie he wouldn’t, weird.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Jim Palmer
Is not the Yankee’s color guy
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Ah I thought I had the Yankees audio feed.
True story I first learned to pitch from a book by Jim Palmer in my elementary school library.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Better and more desirable: Adam Jones or Skittle-shitting unicorn?
Tough call, but I go with the unicorn.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Chaaaaarlie....Chaaaaarlie...
I want some Skittles, Chaaaaarlie….
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ADAM JONES IS SMART ENOUGH TO CLOSE HIS EYES WHEN HIS PICTURE IS BEING TAKEN
….because he realizes that unless he does THE CAMERA WILL STEAL HIS SOUL.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
let 'em think it though
it’ll make the September playoff-race elimination that much sweeter for the rest of us.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 6, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Go count your dick!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to avoid being so direct about saying that.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Dodgers get first two on against Peavy
next two fly out :(
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
The Dodgers don't care about my fantasy team. :(
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
UPDATE: No one gives a shit about my fantasy team!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 6, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Peavy
and I’m still rooting for the Dodgers. Fuck my fantasy team. Real victories are more important.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
He's probably the most unappreciated
of the young Dodgers.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I think Dodgers fans are down on him
because he hasn’t blossomed as a home run hitter yet.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
JETER= CLUTCH
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He needed a fan to go over and grab it for him however.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 6, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So Adam Jones had a hell of an at bat there
:(
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Verlander getting anal pounding in Canada.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
He's not all that great. I mean, the guy walks 90-100 batters a year.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 6, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And Travis Snider's awesome too. Snazzy.
The 2006 draft class was so damn good. Morrow really better be some 4-win relieving god.

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