Bad News!
According to California state law, buying a personal firearm comes with a ten-day waiting period.
The Mariners have abandoned, for now, any plans to have former No. 1 draft pick Phillippe Aumont continue in a starting role.
..."We felt that this was a guy, who, if used in a relief role, could be on a real fast-track to the major leagues,'' he said. "And we're talking a real fast track.''
In the end, Zduriencik said, it came down to whether the team was willing to wait several more years for Aumont to develop as a potential front-end starter for the rotation -- never a guarantee -- or go the more likely route of becoming a top bullpen arm in a much shorter timeframe. (Baker)
Phillippe Aumont is 20 years old and just used his A-level heat and sharp breaking ball to sit down some excellent hitters in the WBC. Now, out of nowhere, it appears he's being moved from the rotation into the bullpen. After appearing in all of 15 minor league games.
This may not be permanent. Dave mentions that the front office has been talking about moving Aumont to the bullpen temporarily in an effort to manage his workload. But the way Zduriencik comes off in Baker's piece...I didn't hold the Morrow thing against the organization, because that was simply a matter of his body not being built for such a demanding role, but if this is true, and if this is permanent, then it's an unforgivably, unbelievably, irresponsibly short-sighted decision.
Phillippe Aumont is 20 years old. TWENTY YEARS OLD. There is absolutely no reason to do this.
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I may be jumping to conclusions, as I might be misreading Z's comments, but...
FUCK!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Apr 5, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THE WBC!
And did we not just experience a painful lesson about putting a dominant starting pitching prospect in the ‘pen before we’re forced to?
by PissedMick on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
There goes my high from the Good News!
by MFAN on Apr 5, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
I am starting to really wonder about Z
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on Apr 5, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK
WhA% THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU FUSCKING H+HIUNK YOU’RE PLAYING AT YOU GOD DAMN CUNTING SON OF A BITCH.
I HOPE YOUR ANUS IS INFESTED BY RABID BAGERS AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS CHEESEGRATED TO DEATH IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
SO NOW THIS TEAM HAS NO STARTING PITCHING PROSPECTS AT ALL
THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
this post is four days late. Don’t play.
by PissedMick on Apr 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zduriencik said that when you look at Aumont’s size, most notably his 6-foot-7 height, it lends itself to being a top-of-the-line reliever.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just saw that.
So, Randy Johnson should have been relegated to the ’pen as well, eh?
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Apr 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE STUPID AGAIN!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to have no starters and 12 relievers.
6 pitchers per game!
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PERFECT!
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Revolutionary!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And some of people wanted it gone.
HAHAHAHAHA!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand this at all
The whole offseason it seemed like Zdurenciek understood that a bullpen could be put together of low cost/high reward types with live arms. He seemed to get that spending a lot of money and/or draft picks on the bullpen was not a smart move. If this turns out to be true we will have 3 first round draft picks used exclusively for relief purposes in Morrow, Fields and now Aumont.
I hope something change with this otherwise I am going to be really upset. Our rotation is Olsen twin thin and it’d be nice to have an electric arm like Aumont’s waiting to join Felix in a few years. I know that Aumont becoming the SP we all hope he will become isn’t a sure thing but it doesn’t seem worth shirking that risk by lowering his potential value in making him a reliever.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side we're never ever giving up runs in the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings
Unfortunately we’ll be losing 12-0 before that happens
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Relievers are volatile and none of Morrow, Fields, or Aumont are guarantees
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SORRY I'M JUST TRYIING TO FIND SOME GOOD IN THIS
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURN THE FUCKING TREE WITH SEVERAL BLOWTORCHES FUELDED BY THE ZDURIENCIK FAMILY'S BLOOD AND DESPAIR
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I had to rec this.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Apr 6, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK EVERYLONE
WE’VE DRADFTED RELIEF PITCHERS IN THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND 3 FUCKING YEARS IN A CUNTING ROW.
FIRE ZDURIENCIK AND FUCK BOB FONTAINE
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS GODDAMN TEAM
WHAT THE HELL COULD POSSIBLY BE THE JUSTIFICATION FOR DOING THIS
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SO IN THEORY THE GAMES ONLY NEED TO BE 6 INNINGS LONG FROM NOW ON
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The home team does make the rules...
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO IN FACT IF THE GAME IS RAIN SHORTENED WE ONLY NEED 3 INNINGS OF STARTING PITCHING
I LIKA THE WAY OU THINK MR Z
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call High School rules at the start of the game
by Fuzz on Apr 5, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE CAN DO THIS ?
WHY HAVE WE NOT DONE THIS ?
i CALL SHANNNAIGENS
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get Strasburg and put him in the 'pen, too.
He could probably throw 110 gajillion miles per hour from the bullpen. Let’s do it!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOW I'M GLAD WE WON'T BE GETTING HIM
AT LEAST WE WON’T BE ALLOWEd TO FUCK UP THE BEST PROSPECT TO COME ALONG IN YEARS.
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Capitals really don’t express just how loudly I shouted this
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MOTHER FUCK MOTHER FUCK MOTHER FUCK CUNTHORSE FAGFAJITA
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously the motherfucking honeymoon is motherfucking over what the rusty fuck
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but his comments in that article are mind-boggling.
I was really geared up to have a GM that got it, that understood what it meant to actually build a team, that understood that you can build a bullpen for cheap and that you can win without a team of superstars. This move is completely anti-that-train-of-thought.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Apr 5, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record, I'm not giving up on the guy.
But this move sucks.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Apr 5, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So..........who's the top reliever in this years draft class.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was supposed to be a question.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIME TO BOMB SAFECO
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'LL BOOK MY PLANE TICKET TO SEATTLE RIGHT NOW
IT’S TIME BITCHES
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The water cooler at Safeco is fucking spiked with acid.
There is no other explanation.
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow I get, but now GMZ has fucked up with Clement and Aumont.
I thought he was supposed to be good at this whole player development thing.
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah fuck that
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And even if there is some magical way we manage to snag Strasburg this year
This move still doesn’t make sense. Even with Strasburg it’d seem you’d want to keep Aumont as a starter to have to the potential Felix, Stras, Aumont triumvirate as opposed the the trident of bullpen arms in Morrow, Fields, Aumont.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I feel like the lust victim in Seven.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 5, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like Brad Pitt at the end of Seven.
And we all know what happens to Kevin Spacey at the end.
by PissedMick on Apr 5, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
full time...
I asked GM Jack Zduriencik about it earlier today and he confirmed that the plan is to convert Aumont to a relief role full-time.
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS JUST IN FELIX HERNANDEZ WILL NOW BE CATCHING.
IN OTHER NEWS, RANDY MESSENGER IS STILL CATCHING
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAYT THE CRAP WHY
IS IT BECAUSE FRECH FUCKJING CANADIENS CAN’T THROW FOR VERY LONG WITHOUT EXPLODING
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready for the offseason now
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Triunfel is supposed to have a canon arm right? He'll be our righty setup man!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the 5th Inning?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please intervene Chuck Armstrong
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH YEAH
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIRE JACK Z!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LVOE RELIEF PITCHERZS THEY FILL ME WITH EMOTION`
LIKE HEY FUCK YOU
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY WE HAVE LIKE SIXTEEN FUCKING CLOSERS NOW
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MAYBE GMZ IS SO FUCKING AHEAD OF THE GAME WE'RE GOING TO HAVE NO STARTERS AND 12 RELIEVERS
AND EVERYBODY PITCHES TWO INNINGS OR SOMETHING BOY WE’LL SURE LOOK SILLY THEN
OR MAYBE HE’S FUCKING RETARDED
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRANDON MORROW DOESN'T HAVE DIABETES
ZDURIENCIK JUST WANTS TO MASTURBATE OVER THE THOUGHT OF WAKA CALLING THE BULLPEN FOR HIM
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I'M GOING TO GO TRYOUT TO BE A STARTER FOR THE MARINERS
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't try too hard
they’ll like what they see and move you to the fuckin pen
by marinerdan on Apr 5, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm the opposite of Aumont though
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A short lefty-submariner who speaks English
and can’t throw hard enough to get the ball to the plate
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He better have diabetes.
Because this is fucking retarded.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HMM LETS SEE WHO ELSE IN OUR FARM SYSTEM HAS VALUE THAT WE CAN RUIN
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO FOR CLOSER
BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just don't get it.
We’re converting a first round pick to a reliever in hopes of what? He becomes the next Jeff Nelson?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE A THEORY THAT GMZ SUFFERED SOME SORT OF BLOW TO THE HEAD LAST WEEK
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE A THEORY THAT HE WILL SUFFER SOME SORT OF BLOW TO THE HEAD THIS WEEK
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
GOOD MAYBE THAT WILL CORRECT THE RETARDNESS THAT RESULTED FROM THE ORIGINAL BLOW
IT WORKS IN CARTOONS
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A NEW DAY A NEW WAY!
A NEW WAY TO FUCK US OVER!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our last three first-round picks are fucking relief pitchers.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DONT FORGET THE BUST IN THERE
OUR BEST DRAFT PICK HAS BEEN TUI!!
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have posted the Bad News first.
The the Good News could of calmed us all down.
by MFAN on Apr 5, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY DAVE SHOULD REDO HIS FRANCHISE RANKINGS
THE MARINERS WOULD BE #31
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND WITH THE SECOND PICK IN THE 2009 MLB AMATEUR DRAFT, THE SEATTLE MARINERS
DRAFT BRAD BOXBERGER, CLOSER TURNED START SOON TO BE CLOSER AGAIN
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK DID WE FORGET THAT THE CARROT WAS BITTER
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK
THIS IS SEX COMPARED TO THE CARROT
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness though I don't exactly see the point of this move
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HEY LET'S SEND THE BENCH TO TACOMA AND GO WITH A 16 MAN PITCHING STAFF
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So ummm...
……..
We’ve got no awesome starting pitchers of the future.
Any ideas on how you’re going to rectify this, Zduriencik?
by ThundaPC on Apr 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is mind boggling
IF ANYTHING I THOUGHT PLAYER DEVELOPMENT WAS THE THING HE WAS GOOD AT
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There. Is. No. FLOOR!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wondered how long it would take you jackbags to turn on GMZ
by Gomez on Apr 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it fun when people 'leave and never come back'
And they come back anyway?
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change and evolution are great things
Wait… are they?
by Gomez on Apr 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we'll always be able to look back fondly on that five-month span when we got to pretend everything was going to be OK.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is like the 5 month long version of the Manny rumors/Doyle trade/Soriano trade.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't need 4 closers?
Three is plenty
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE CLOSERS RETARD
DO YOU FOLLOW BASEBALL??? YOU CAN ONLY HAVE A CERTIAN AMOUNT
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dissapointed you choose not to go with the pun there.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just emailed Tango and asked him to talk some sense into GMZ
Now I am done. I will simply tell myself that reading this post was a bad dream.
by Decatur on Apr 5, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm NOT Corco
Hey man, M’s fan here in cheyenne. Your the 1st ive seen in Wyoming!
by surfdiego on Apr 5, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOW IS NOT THE TIME
UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE AUMONT NOT A CLOSER
Wyoming is awesome though
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is only one way GMZ can make up for this
and that’s to put together the best motherfucking draft ever this June.
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As soon as I calm down I will put things into perspective
BUT FOR NOW HE CAN FUCKING DIE
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY LOOK WE HIRED ANOTHER OLD, BAD WHITE GUY TO BE THE GM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SEASON TO BE OVER!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR ROTATION NEXT SEASON
FELIX
SILVA
SHIT
FUCK
COCK
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WOWWWWWWWWWW
Maybe, just maybe the idea is the get him the the MLB quicker
With the idea that the sooner he faces MLB hitting, the quicker he’ll improve
Maybe they think that going from an MLB pen to MLB rotation would be an easier adjustment than going from a AA/AAA rotation to an MLB rotation
I’m trying to have hope here…
by mariners124m on Apr 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that sure worked out for Brandon Morrow, didn't it?
by BrianL on Apr 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE LIBRARY HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A HOUSE OF LIES
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"WHEN WE GET GOOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE GOOD FOR A LONG TIME."
UNFORTUNATELY WE WILL NEVER GET GOOD BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK
by acblue on Apr 5, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because that's a totally standard development path that people have been doing for years with success
Unlike that other one
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Scariest Part
“We felt that this was a guy, who, if used in a relief role, could be on a real fast-track to the major leagues,‘’ he said. "And we’re talking a real fast track.’’
That sounds a helluva lot like Bavasi…
by tait644 on Apr 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK GM AND THE FINANCIAL INDUSTRY
MARINERS NEED A BAILOUT!
by Tony S on Apr 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pineda and Ramirez would be awesome
in long relief
by marinerdan on Apr 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCK SHOOT ME
I’M WATCHING WRESTLEMANIA 25 YEARS LATER
by Tony S on Apr 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CARLOS TRIUNFEL WAS TRADED FOR BRANDON LYON
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
When I saw “Bad News,” I was sure this was the thread with a Spoiler that it is Cuddy that dies tomorrow.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WILL PERSONALLY KILL CUDDY WITH A RUSTY SPORK IF IT MEANS THAT AUMONT STARTS STARTING AGAIN
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to reiterate,
spoilers are not allowed. This has been a long standing policy.
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's next? GMZ starts skimming Dominican signees' bonuses?
by Decatur on Apr 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WOULD GET HIM FIRED SO THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could be worse, guys
The Mariners have abandoned, for now, any plans to have Felix Hernandez continue in a starting role.
“We felt that this was a guy, who, if used in a relief role, could be on a real fast-track to a Hall of Fame career,‘’ he said. "And we’re talking a real fast track.’’
In the end, Zduriencik said, it came down to whether the team was willing to wait several more years for Felix to develop as a potential Cy Young contender — never a guarantee — or go the more likely route of becoming an all star closer in a much shorter timeframe.
by Gomez on Apr 5, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck...
I thought Jeff was trolling us, I didn’t believe it until I clicked the link.
by ColeFitz88 on Apr 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I FEEL LIKE BECOMING BULIMIC IN HOPES THAT MY VOMIT GETS DRAFTED A SHUTDOWN CLOSER
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You've got it backwards.
Your heart would probably get drafted as a starter, then downgraded to a closer 1-3 years post draft day.
Your vomit, on the other hand, might get awarded a 4 year $48mil FA contract to be a starter. So probably you should try the FA route, rather than entering the draft. More money, less loss of valuable materials.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Apr 6, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck me in the earhole
Z needs to be tea-bagged…soon.
by bilbo on Apr 5, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gorilla masked with super glue
it’ll last longer.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 5, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did you expect?
This is what happens when you hire a Scout with no front office experience. He can find talent but he doesn’t know how to handle it. I hope we stock up on SP from the Bedard/Beltre/Washburn/Yuni trades
Too close for missles, switching to guns.
by Paseman on Apr 5, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn this fucking organization
Rays in 09
by phil333 on Apr 5, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't actually believe this is happening. It's like Jack Z just ripped off the mask to reveal Allard Baird underneath.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just rummaged around in my soul for any shred of excitement left about this season
I found nothing.
by royalcurve on Apr 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS DRAFT STAFFORD AND PLAY HIM AT LINEBACKER!!!
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Fast Track"... Who the hell cares about the fast track.. Who the hell is this guy??
I thought this sonofabitch was about the future??
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro looked really good pitching for Japan, but didn't have the endurance to throw many pitches:
RELIEVER!
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEN WHY OH WHY ISN'T JAMIE BURKE ON THE TEAM
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ENJOYED WATCHING HIM PITCH
IT MADE ME SMILE
by royalcurve on Apr 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is such a short-sighted move it makes me sick.. this organization hasn't changed a bit..
What’s next, just drafting the best college pitcher available with the shortest path to the majors even if better long term talent is on the board?
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CRACKED THE CODE GUYS I REALLY DID
Z MUST THINK LE START MEANS I DONT WANT TO START ITS THE ONLY THAT MAKES SENSE
by Robert on Apr 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunsen, why?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured as much.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's clearly no accident that Beaker is being forced to look at a hog during his humiliation.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fools! You don't understand Jack's genius!
He’s going to trade each closer for alot talent build an entire team that way!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar Minaya isn't THAT stupid
There are only six or seven BP spots, you know…
by tait644 on Apr 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what I honestly think he's thinking
He wants to trade JJ Putz every year for the next 3 years
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else really hoping for this to be a
Geoff Baker misunderstanding…I don’t think it is but man..
by marinerdan on Apr 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it was, he needs to be burned alive.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want Baker to be wrong
because I like Baker, I think he’s a brilliant beat writer, I’m just looking for anything to make this decision not true.
by marinerdan on Apr 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an entire constituency of the LL/USSM readership that's desperately looking for a way to blame this on Baker right now.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunch of experts on journalism...
NOT.
by tait644 on Apr 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Baker retracts this, I will be so happy I won't care
Hear that, Geoff? Everything’s cool? Just tell us it was a misunderstanding and we’ll all chill out. No hard feelings. Really. Honest.
by Decatur on Apr 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he's lying. We will set you ablaze.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preceded by 7 kicks to the groin!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4th sign of the apocalypse is
2 Canadians in one starting rotations, duh.
by marinerdan on Apr 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet God has diabetes and he's venting His wrath on us.
by Decatur on Apr 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed

On a side note, a word of warning. If you are going to be doing a GIS for the above image, DO NOT misspell it as “Diabettus”. If you do, you will get the above image, and many other images you do not want.
What the fuck Google? Seriously. What the fuck?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to it.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy guacamole
ew
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit that's a lot of cartoon fucking
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BLAME GMZ FOR THE CARTOON FUCKIING AS WELL
me so cool
by Humongo on Apr 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's it, I'm taking a cab tonight. Chinese and booze please.
by royalcurve on Apr 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
He was throwing 97 mph at the WBC and we think he has a chance of duplicating that at the big league level.
“If he’s going to start, then he’ll have to learn a whole bunch of other pitches,‘’ Zduriencik said. "He’ll have to perfect a bunch of different pitches and that could take some time.
There’s no such thing, in the big leagues, as too much depth at any position,‘’ Zduriencik said. "You have to remember, the reason they call these guys prospects is because they’re just that. They’re prospects.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, did this guy not see the sinking fastball and disgusting slider this kid has?
His sinker is so filthy he could probably survive as a starter without throwing anything else…
But the crime is that he has a crazy slider to go with the sinker..
Z is acting like Aumont can’t throw anything but a 97mph fastball
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
“There’s no such thing, in the big leagues, as too much depth at any position,‘’ Zduriencik said. "You have to remember, the reason they call these guys prospects is because they’re just that. They’re prospects. They’re not proven big league players. To annoint any prospect as your team’s future closer is, in my estimation, an awful big leap to be taking.
There is such a thing as two much depth at a position if it comes at the expense of too little depth at another, jackass.
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New Theory: Jack Zdurencik reads LL and wants to impress us.
But the only thread he read was the Chad Cordero signing thread. So he’s decided to give us more relievers!
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I THINK GMZ HAS DIABETES
AND WATCHES CARTOON PORN.
me so cool
by Humongo on Apr 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was getting a little concerned about GMZ's righty reliever stockpiling over the offseason
It seemed to be happening ad nauseum
I didn’t realize this is what gets him on
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahaha
“There’s no such thing, in the big leagues, as too much depth at any position,’’ Zduriencik said
BAHAHAHA
“You have to remember, the reason they call these guys prospects is because they’re just that. They’re prospects. They’re not proven big league players.
This from the guy who’s been excellent at drafting…
I…
just…
what?
What?
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am starting to suspect he's not really the one in control of this team anymore
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How would Armstrong or Lincoln make this decision?
I mean, seriously.
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just don't see how or why Chuck and Howard would make that call.
It’s not a pig PR move (no one outside of knowledgeable fans will care that much) and it’s nothing thats really gonna hurt/help ticket sales.
by MFAN on Apr 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know I'm just looking for someone else to blame who has a better chance of getting fired
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But seriously maybe he's listening to the wishes of his players entirely too much
Or going with some group consensus of retarded holdovers from the last organization instead of making his own decisions.
Because it doesn’t make sense for anyone to make this move, whether it be Z or Armstrong or Lincoln, anyone.
by OlSalty on Apr 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Z and his scouts just don't see it happening.
This move pisses me off and I want to break things, but a part of me wants to say “Hey, he’s a professional scout with a hell of a track record. Maybe he doesn’t see a starting pitcher in Aumont.”
And I doubt he made this decision without his scouts’ input. This just doesn’t add up. We’re missing something.
Because fuck this makes no sense.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On a team with no starting pitching depth close to the majors, gutting anyone with a chance at helping there makes no sense.
You can always turn him into a reliever later if the starting thing really isn’t working out.
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the one hand I trust his judgment, but on the other Aumont is 20 years old with basically zero experience
Give the man some time!
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Z has the same fetish for relievers that Bowden had for outfielders.
by Fin on Apr 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Together we're halfway to a full team!
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't the Jays have some fetish for white players?
We could add that and move the M’s to the deep south.
by MFAN on Apr 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't work.
Philipe Aumont is too french of a name.
by Fin on Apr 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny that the combined half should happen to be
the most fungible parts of roster construction – relief pitchers and outfielders.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Apr 6, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why oh why can't he be treated like Kerry Wood?
Of course he’d could be a lights out reliever. God how unbelievable would Tim Lincecum be as a reliever? Verlander could throw 100 for 15 pitches at a time. The philosophy SHOULD be “Hey kid, you’re a starter until you ain’t.”
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT IS HUMOROUS THAT YOU MENTION TIM LINCECUM!!
by Matthew on Apr 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know he would've been a reliever if he were here too.
by Fin on Apr 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that sounds plausible.
His delivery wouldn’t hold up to a single season, let alone the six years we care about.
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
by misterjonez on Apr 6, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Apr 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hold the phone.
Isn’t is possible that Z just wants Aumont to face big league pitching sooner, in relief, rather than later? Maybe he isn’t off his nut. Maybe he just wants to know what he has now rather than in 2010 or 11? (He’s got to get rid of Washburn and possibly Bedard in the next several months). He’s got to know what he has to replace that with. Aumont is a big guy with no stamina or diabetes issues. He could pitch in relief or start. He should start, but let’s see if he can, let’s see what he needs to work on over the winter. HE WILL BE A STARTING PITCHER. Z is not designating him to the bullpen, just letting him get some experience there. Didn’t hyphen start (sic) there? This is not the end of the world (Bavasi showed us what that looks like). Let’s give him a chance. Most of the other decisions he’s made have been quite good. We’re 0-0 tomorrow. Let’s give him a little more time.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wishful thinking. He is wasting valuable development time, even if you go by the idea
that they will turn him back into a starter in a few yrs
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, he can't be this STUPID.
Surely, he knows he doesn’t need three closers in the pen. He’s got to think that Aumont is in his starting rotation once he’s seen what he needs to be there.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being good enough to get three or six guys out is completely different from starting.
You can’t look at how good a reliever is in MLB, then just plug those stats in as a starter. You need more pitches. You have to have something to get lefties out. You lose a few MPH on your fastball, so you have to have other pitches to complement it. You have to have durability - which you’re not going to have if you’ve been pitching in one or two-inning increments for three years. You have to know how to pace yourself. Etc. Etc. These are all things that don’t develop if you’re a full-time reliever.
It’s not like once he gets called up to the MLB bullpen, he’s passed the finish line and is now ready to be at the top of the rotation.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The SBN hyphen bug finally gets me.
I thought I had it figured out and it would never harm me. Oh how today blows.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys who come up through the minors as relievers don't just turn into starters once they're here.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the conversion in the other direction is easy! That's why you should always make your starters into relievers as early as possible.
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you the conversion, but he doesn't have time.
Washburn (hopefully) and Bedard are gone. He desparately needs a starter sooner rather than later. He needs to know what he’s got. Aumont is young and strong. He can adjust. He’s not Morrow or as fragile as Bedard.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do we know he's not fragile?
He’s thrown like 8 innings in his whole life. Dude didn’t even have a high school team to play on. We know nothing about him, other than he has the potential to be an incredible starter, but it’s going to take some time. He should be given that time to see how he develops. If we tell him, “hey, throw only the sinking fastball from now on, and you’ll pitch one inning every day,” how is he ever going to learn the things he needs to learn to be a starter in the majors?
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A successful major league starting pitcher needs an entirely different repretoire then a successful major league reliever
A reliever can get by just fine with one or two pitches. A starter needs 3+ to be successful.
It’s awfully hard to develop your secondary pitches at the major league level.
It worked with RRS because he already had 3 pitches. Morrow kind of did. Aumont does not.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There has to be some value in learning to face people more than once in a game as well, pitch economically, etc.
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All that too
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by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 5, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't need three pitches if you have the type of power sinker that he does..
If he got to the point where he could command that thing, he could throw is 80 percent of the time and probably be very effective.
He also has a pretty filthy slider. If he spent the time in the minors getting his arm stretched out and working on command of only those two pitches, he’d be pretty damn good in the rotation.
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the man who does this

also has a change, a slider, and a curveball. The man with the best sinker in the bigs throws something like 70-75% of the time. (I’m having trouble finding pitchFX data to confirm).
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
80 percent, 75 percent... whatever.. my point was that he's a mediocre changeup away from
already having a devastating repetoire for a starting pitcher.
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webb's curveball and change have developed into above average pitches as well.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 5, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webb is a beast. My whole point is that he already has two above average pitches
that obviously need to be perfected and commanded through repetition and development.
They toss an average changeup in there and he’s a top of the rotation guy. Is he Webb? No, but Webb is an elite guy.
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome if you were Z or some FO guy defending the decision.
I know its very hard to prove, since this is the internet, but I am just saying.
by Fin on Apr 5, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not Z or from the FO, but Z hasn't really f'd up yet, except for maybe Tui
and that’s only a two week mistake. Give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. Aumont can get another pitch. Aumont can see what he needs to develop in the bigs. Morrow was never going to be a starting pitcher. He doesn’t and never will never be able to sustain for 6 innings. Aumont is young and strong and I fully believe he can develop into a solid #2 starter. If he is forced to do that by 2010 that is a big positive for the M’s. I wish he didn’t have to be rushed, but that is sometimes the nature of things.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow almost threw a no hitter in his first ML start. I fail to see how he "can't sustain himself for six innings"
His move was BS too. Same deal as Aumont. Jack didn’t want to wait and gamble with Morrow when the bullpen was a disaster.
It’s all coming together now.
by Rudy4three on Apr 5, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bullpen is a disaster because nobody in the bullpen can throw strikes..
Oh wait, more and more of them can throw strikes as more and more get added to the bullpen. Throwing strikes is important both in the starting rotation and in the bullpen. Z has to know how his prospects can both throw strikes and avoid bats. This is a rebuilding year.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bullpen is the only part of the roster that can be built from spare parts and bubblegum
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly. You don't need 3 closers in the bullpen.
One is enough. I think you’ve got that in Morrow. Aumont is going to be a STARTING PITCHER. And you can trade that other guy.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this slows his development as a starting pitcher.
by Graham on Apr 5, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give up. I'm trying so hard to believe that Z is really going to change things.
There has to be a good reason for him to do this. I cannot live with another x# of years of mismanagement. Tomorrow morning we’re tied for first in AL West., and that hasn’t been the case for a while.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a rebuilding year...
there’s no reason to have a shutdown closer. It’s worth losing a couple more games if it means you have Morrow in the rotation for the next four years.
by PissedMick on Apr 6, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Phillipe Aumont is a No. 2 starter in 2010, I will give you everything I own and be your own personal slave for eternity.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, if I was in to that sort of thing.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Apr 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they made a magic "develop third and fourth pitch" mushroom that could be snacked upon in the bullpen,
then I’d be living in a world so awesome that even being a man slave could not ruin my demeanor.
by Teej on Apr 5, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariner's fandom.
Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your ass round the clock, and the only way out is suicide.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 5, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The bleeding ulcer seems to be contagious
by royalcurve on Apr 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which makes sense, as we all collectively had a sub-arachnoid hemorrhage earlier.
by abender20 on Apr 5, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am off to rock with Chinese. I will hoist a glass for you, abender20.
by royalcurve on Apr 5, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was, yes. AC's band is called Chinese.
They absolutely shred. And I did hoist 2. Well, more than two.
by royalcurve on Apr 6, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What in God's green earth if going on here?!
Make it go away! Make it go away!
by Mariner Melee on Apr 5, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeesh.
Damn you Seattle guys have it rough. You have my condolences.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 5, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am still in shock about this
Hours later and i still cant believe the M’s have this quickly stepped back into the retardation that oozed out from the bavasi yeares.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on Apr 5, 2009 11:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, worst overreactions ever
HE WILL BE A STARTER, JESUS H TAP DANCING SON OF HOLY BURRITO CHRIST! This is 100% to manage his workload and not rush him into becoming hurt like most of the other past SP draft pics
Who dat says they gonna beat dem Saints?
by Pebohead on Apr 6, 2009 12:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you see the words "workload" or "inning count" or anything even remotely close to that?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 6, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's totally obvious that he's going to be a starter, based on the completely fucking clear quotes from Zduriencik that he's not going to be a starter.
by Teej on Apr 6, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Misdirection
Jack’s playing possum.
by PissedMick on Apr 6, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Nothing is carved in stone,'' Zduriencik said. "This is an experiment we're doing to see if we can get him to the big leagues quicker.''
And besides, you know they are going to give up on this. They are way to smart not to. Or, all you you guys can continue down the “OH NOES Z IS BAVASI TIMES 2 ZOMG I WANT TO KILL MYSELF” path
Who dat says they gonna beat dem Saints?
by Pebohead on Apr 6, 2009 2:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why all y'all are trippin;.
Aumont’s Inverted Q is a huge risk factor.
by acblue on Apr 6, 2009 3:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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