4/29: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Matthew on Apr 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT
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Post-7th inning update: Yep.
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he was clearly illegally blocked.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre would've been safe if Ramirez hadn't been blocking the base.
That was a pretty good play by Ramirez – Beltre had no way to even touch the base there.
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Isn't that illegal?
I know you can do it at home, but I’m pretty sure the other bases are not allowed to be blocked.
I'm not really sure about that.
It’s been 2 years since I’ve read the rulebook all the way through – maybe I’ll go check now.
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I can't believe the calls these announcers are making.
“Quentin would like nothing more than to untie this ballgame.”
Suck dick.
I bet he'd rather have world peace
Can we offer him that to take it back?
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Quentin
I’m out
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
3-1 TO 3-4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
TRY PLAYING IN A REAL STADIUM WHITE SOX
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Quentin's gonna get his.
At least it wasn’t Lillibridge or Anderson orsomething.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What a great way to start off the thread
Any newbies today will be putting the "delicate sensibilities’ waiver to use
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
FUCK MY LIFE
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
In the ear
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Without lube
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow okay I'm gonna get off the computer and go hang myself
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Thanks for reminding me why I hate Chicago sports, WGN.
God these announcers are fucking awful.
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Kelley's FB still looks like shit
His slider was death but he either didn’t throw it at all or didn’t throw any fastballs to keep hitters off balance
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Maybe they'll show a mini sirloin burger commercial next
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS GAME IS WORSE THAN AVIAN FLU + SWINE FLU COMBINED.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Get rid of all the Asians and the Mexicans?
Who would be left to play baseball… The Canucks?
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Or get converted to releivers
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Mad Cow Disease
That’s a good UK-centric outbreak
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WERE CURSING UNTIL YUSELESS RUN US OUT OF THE INNING,
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I trust you mean cruising
And that we’ve been cursing since then
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE CURSING ON THE MIND.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And knocking Yuni's fucking monkey head clean off?
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I LIKE YOUR SIG
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like where it came from!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The heartfelt sentiment overwhelmed me
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we should do that.
Since our OF defense is so good we could just stick Endy in the stands when Washburn or Silva starts.
DOES WEARING THE RETRO UNIFORMS MEAN THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO USE OUR BLACK PLAYERS?
AND THUS YUNI CAN’T PLAY?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Back in the day you were white or you were black
There wasn’t a distinction, just ask David Allen Coe
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's possibly my second least favorite player in the majors.
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Ditto
I wish both painful deaths
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of feel like I need to take a walk of shame
And get away from this game before the TV wakes up and realizes I’m gone
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
White Sox offense: Needs more Yuni
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THE LAST HOUR HAS BEEN WORSE THAN THAT TIME I SNAPPED MY BANJO STRING.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
You have other holes for the donkey penis to violate
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Anderson looks as po'dunk bland as JI
JIM THOME
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Yep
Sounds like a hip flexor
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
For Anderson
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU READ THE SCORE DIFFERENTLY THAN I
CURRENTLY I READ IT AS “-2”
by JI on Apr 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well my laptops about to die - I'll be home in like an hour to check the results
God I hope we rally
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
WE ARE ONLY TWO RUNS BEHIND WE CAN STILL WIN WE HAVE A 2% SHOT
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Yeah I factored in the Mariner Equation.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized that if this were true Bedard would in fact be a girl.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In that case
Aardsma’s going to keep pumping the fastball.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they just not picking it up? Seemed dodgy yesterday too.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT THE BALL WLAD
HIT THE BALL
dfksjhsdjkhgjkdsflghsdfklj
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
by .Taylor on Apr 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
god wlad pisses me off.
hes fallen behind all day. fuck the rest of the m’s too. jesus christ on a stick.
Let's see Rob Johnson hit a homer to start an improbable comeback :o
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More likely he turns into a ball of yarn.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
POP UP!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
More pop rocks
Less pop ups
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Rob Johnson is both ugly and bad at his job.
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A pimple ... on your ass.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A pimple ... on the inside of your ear/
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's actually herpes
From getting ear fucked by the White Sox
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck this i'm out
besides the felix game, the m’s have played like retards.
on base!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
No
I’m willing to sacrifice this AB if it gets him his rightful spot on the bench. He has no business still playing in this game.
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad
he’ll swing like a little bitch and get himself out. aargh.
I'd compliment your guess...
but it really was too easy.
I'd like to score one this inning.
Of course, I’d love for two or three, but I’d settle for one to make the 9th potentially interesting.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
If Yuni ties the game, I will refrain from booing him until the Texas series starts.
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DITTO
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bargaining is one of the stages of grief
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
pitch in the dirt
And Yuni doesn’t swing? DOES NOT COMPUTE
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
If you can't hit it out here
We need to trade you to Cincinnati. Or better yet, Texas, so we can play against you 18 times(ish) a season.
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
So basing your username on Yuni ... I bet whilst it seemed a good idea at the time, you'd rather have chosen 'Pujolsform' instead huh?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But what's the fun in rooting for a player/team that always succeeds?
That’s like rooting for a casino. Or death.
I'd love to root for a casino.
Especially if Yuni developed a gambling problem there and my goons got to break his fingers with a hammer.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Eheh....eheh.....ehehEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……HAHAHAA….haah…ha..hah……ha….
*sob
by .Taylor on Apr 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Ah ha a Mariners fan.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Lowe needs to pretend he's not bad
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The best thing about this game was the part where I convinced myself we would win, and then didn't.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Fuck well we screwed the pooch in Chicago
lost two of three despite outscoring them
Cause this walk crap drives me nuts.
Similar idea worked in Major League 2. When Hays wouldn’t keep the ball on the ground. He wanted to “go deep”
Hello Mark, I am the strike zone.
Just wanted to introduce myself should you need me at anytime.
by Sec 108 on Apr 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I just realized how amazingly mediocre the American League is right now
Only four teams have winning records.
And we are one of them!
WE CAN BUILD ON THIS
by seattlebruin on Apr 29, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
YUNI DO YOU KNOW WTF A TAG IS!?!?!?!?!?
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
STOLEN BASES ARE NOT FUCKING FORCE OUTS
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Apr 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish it wasn't finals week so I could just get wasted right now, because what the hell mariners?
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Stop being so bad at pitching. It's Brent Lillibridge, asshole.
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Rob Johnson you are so so so so so bad.
GO AWAY
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I HAVE WASTED OVER THREE HOURS OF MY VERY LIMITED SPARE TIME ON THIS SHIT.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
FREE CLEMENT
Johnson, you are a thorn in this team’s asshole.
Screw you guys, I'm going home
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
It's rash and illogical, but I really am just done with Mark Lowe.
Watching him last year and this year, I just have a horrible feeling he’ll never get it back.
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His velocity is there, his control is just awful.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Niehaus had the voice of dread on that pop up.
I was sure it was going to be gone, especially in that stadium.
Well this was a waste of a morning/early afternoon.
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He wants Jenks' FIP to get below 4.60
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Back-to-back-to-back home runs. I'm calling it now. :o
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I was close.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So those 6 LOB in the first three innings really look a lot worse now.
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I never thouht I'd be happy about this, but sweet god Kenji is back on Friday. Couldn't come soon enough
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I'm still not sure what to think about it.
Rob’s wOBA >> Johjima’s 2008 (and 2009, of course). Some of that advantage may be offset defensively, but I don’t think we know that at this point.
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