12-7, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Doubleheader tomorrow, kicking off at 2pm Seattle time.

Biggest Contribution: Russ Branyan, +0.0%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -0.0%
Most Important AB:
Most Important Pitch:
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): 0.0%
Total Contribution by Lineup: 0.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Tomorrow= Felix day?

by CKel on Apr 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions

Tomorrow was always Felix day.

by Matthew on Apr 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Oops

Didn’t see the note at the top

by CKel on Apr 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

God, Yuni sucks.

by ThundaPC on Apr 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions

I can't see anything in that picture,

but god would it be fun to see two teams compete against one another in a snowball fight.

by craig3410 on Apr 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Well this game is rained out, but Tacoma's playing.

Jeff Clement is playing 1B tonight.

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Russ Branyan can hit left-handers!

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by Corco on Apr 27, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

I find the implicit assumptions of this WPA chart to be delightful.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

I think somebody is getting groped in the game shot.

by Paytheline on Apr 27, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Woohoo... go Cliff Lee

shut those Bosox down boyo.

by johnbai on Apr 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Hey wait, the game was postponed due to rain

What are you trying to pull here?

by Mariner John on Apr 27, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Can't wait for Felix day!

by forte40 on Apr 27, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks White Sox.

Per Baker:

Game 1: Chris Jakubauskas vs. Bartolo Colon
Game 2: Felix Hernandez vs. John Danks

by ThundaPC on Apr 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Sounds good to me

by .Taylor on Apr 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

That is wonderful.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Better

by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Well that's stupid of them

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by Corco on Apr 27, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not sure I like this

We went from having almost a sure fire win in game 2 to something far less sure. We straight up suck against left handers this year let alone a darn good one.

by Scrupio on Apr 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

The way I look at it the Sox went from having a surefire split to not being guaranteed either

I’d take the split, when I’d argue the Mariners still have the overall advantage right now

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by Corco on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

We're 4-1 against lefthanded starters

by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

We have an OPS of .579 against them

by Scrupio on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

But we're amazingly RH

by Mariner John on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Over 167 PAs.

That’s not much of a sample size. Certainly not enough to argue that the .190/.234./250 team line for RH batters against LHP is legitimate. It’s a fluke, once Beltre and Lopez start hitting you’ll see that line turn around. Reverse platoon splits for hitters are pretty much a myth.

by Vatinius on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm sure you're right, we'll eventually regress to the mean

I was just throwing it out there that we’ve struggled so far against leftys and John Danks has been pretty darned good so far(lefty or not)

by Scrupio on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope this means Felix pitches Sunday.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Game 1: Chris Jakubauskas vs. Bartolo Colon

Together, they make the number 10!

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Well played sir.

Although I doubt know if Colon fat jokes are dead memes.

by Mariner John on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Just a heads up, section331 is a lady.

She knows what we’re about, and she can take what we dish out. That’s not easy.

by Kermit. on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know if I would call myself a "lady", but your mileage may vary...

And I have yet to see anyone make a Colon joke, but since I’m relatively new, that means nothing…

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

You've got style, you've got grace, you're a winner!

by Kermit. on Apr 27, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh yes it definitely worked.

I just am not sure if it applies to all fat jokes or just Silva and Vidro.

by Mariner John on Apr 28, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't think the problem is with fat jokes per se

Most of the time the point of dead meme’ing stuff isn’t so much about the content as it is how creative the jokes that arise from that content are. It’s an effort to get people to not go for the easy joke, and most fat jokes are too easy to the point of not being funny. But if someone puts some thought into it and comes up with a good one that’s probably okay.

by OlSalty on Apr 28, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions