4/23: Open Game Thread, Part 3

I really like David Aardsma.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome pitching through 8.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Now for the top of our order.

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Oops. Forgot.

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni has NO FUCKING POWER.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma = Awesome

FSN = Crap

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

OH Longo

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU LONGO

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Finally Longoria fucks up

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Hah I knew Longoria sucked at defense.

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

All trades are off!

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder if Morrows grandmother calls him "Sugar" just to rub it in that she is unhappy at being such a young grandparent.

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Looks like the Vicodin is working nicely

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe she just rubs him with sugar

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

YES FUCK YOU LONGONOREA

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Burke beats Longoria! Domination baby

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Wow. Burke got one by Longoria?

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Longo Errored?

Hey now.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Most probable best case scenario...

Ichiro hits another solo shot?

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Nope Burke is on.

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

WOO!

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Will only happen if Burke is caught stealing.

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

2 RBI shot man.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

With a runner on?

No thats a feat!

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha fuck you Longoria.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Bullpen time.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

Ha ha, Burke found a way to get on base.

Hit it at their star player. Go figure.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

When they said the game was going to be on tv I thought it meant there'd be sound and a picture

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

What a sucker

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what I assumed too.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Fire up JAP.

The game might be over by then, though.

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Not worth the trouble

I would if it was the first inning

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Use your brain.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought positive thoughts and the game came back on!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Atta boy.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember that Dave Cameron Fangraphs

about the Rays’ JV squad?

I think they would probably out-hit us over the course of a year.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Texas down 4-1 in Canada.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Shibby.

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

As a side note

I think I’m starting to miss the quirky MLB.tv commercials

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

OH MY GOD FSN LIVES

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

YAY FSN

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

OH MY GOD FSN IS WORKING!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

ICHIRO HITS LHPs

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Fun note:

Our entire bench right now consists of Ken Griffey Jr.

by Matthew on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

STOP CARRYING 12 PITCHERS

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Batista.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Hear! Hear!

by zeeehjee on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Worst bench in baseball!

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Smallest bench in baseball!

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Both!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Washburn can play the OF!

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

and 11 pitchers

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

No Co.?

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Did GMZ take the week off or something?

Why hasn’t he put anyone on the DL and brought up Shelton and assorted others?

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Theoretically all 3 of them are "just about healthy"

and it’s not worth it to lose one of them for 15 days. But that damn “just about healthy” thing always seems to drag out. I bet at least one of them is still unavailable for our next game.

by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember the clone commercial?

Why worry.

"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman

by Big Jared on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, we're back in business.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

This guy looks like an electrician.

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

HEY LOOK! This game is on the TV!

by mark sobba on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Oh hey...TV...neat.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Not a good swing there.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Why isn't Burke stealing??

Wak ball…..!?

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Fun fact

Runs scored in Angels series = runs scored in rest of home stand

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

That IS a fun fact

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

That wasn't fun at all.

Not one bit.

Ok. Maybe a little.

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

An insurance run or two would be nice

by xavier42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

With this lineup, we should be thankful for the one we have and not get too eager.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how Ichi! get that in the first, it's been the Keystone Cops with gloves, and a tight zone ever since.

Good game to be at.

by Kermit. on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

ICHI!

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

What did he do??

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Stole 2nd, no throw

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Got it!

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

ICHIRO!

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

STEAL!

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

Is that when a mom says

Finish your food because kids are starving in Africa

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

Ichiro Speed Impact Moment

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

Ichiro is fast

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

Do that two more times Ichiro and we might be in business.

by Matthew on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

When was the last time someone legitimately stole home?

Like Jackie and Maury Wills did?

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Good thing the Satellite hit didn't affect MLB.tv

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

There was a satellite hit?

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

A satellite relay station in Atlanta was hit by lightning apparently

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

At least that's what they've been saying for like the last 30 min while the M's have clung to their lead

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Steal! A run is now possible!

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

What Matthew said

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

RE is 0% right now

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I was operating under the assumption that Endy could hit a single which was clearly ridiculous

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

At least you realized you made a false assumption

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

CMON MORROW!!!!!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

Fucking shitballs

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

Both teams have more errors than runs

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

PLEASE DO NOT FAIL ME BECAUSE IT WILL CRUSH ME

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

It's interesting that we were hitting so well with RISP for the first week or so

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow time.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

DON'T FUCK THIS UP MORROW

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

I BEG YOU, PLEASE. PLEASE BE GREAT.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

I SECOND THAT BEGGING

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrow time!

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

AND THAT'S GREAT IN THE RESULTS BASED WAY RATHER THAN PROCESS.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Brandon in..

Game……?

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Not beginning.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Sad

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

in or around 9th inning

by IceStormV1 on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I have absolutely no doubt in my faith of Brandon Morrow against Carlos Pena and Pat Burrell

by Matthew on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Urghhh...

:(

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I have no doubt either

by Graham MacAree on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't tell what you mean here

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Suga suga how you get so FLY FLY AWAY

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

The power of positive Matthewthought

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

We've only scored runs via the long ball the past two games.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

It's 1997 all over again!

Griffey, bitches!

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

MORROWTIME BITCHES

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

This is one of the weirdest baseball games I have ever seen

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 23, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Hey!

DON’T FUCK UP!

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

Pena scares me shitless

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

Fear not.

And keep thy shit.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe in you Morrow!

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

Someone hold me because Brandon still scares me

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

More or less than Kazu

I’d say Kazu scared me more

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Kazu did have the benefit of being FUCKING AWESOME

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Kazu threw strikes

wasn’t scary at all despite being the opposite of durable.

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Would if I could dear

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Carlos Pena just agreed to.

He can’t bear to see someone scared and worried.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

He's actually very good

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

So this is an LL gamethread

Fun time

by James Kannengieser on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Its incredibly tame tonight

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm a Met fan, here for Endy

I’ve heard about legendary game threads here, and something about “Club LL”

by James Kannengieser on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah. Well, hello.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

You picked a laid back game

(crosses fingers)

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Club LL got raided and is currently under renovation

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Fucking kids and their E-Bombs

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

You missed to Yuni breastfeeding abomination

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it hidden? I saved the image just in case I ever need to repel a demon.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Your hard drive is going to melt

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I liked it

If LL has taught me anything, its that we will gif him/her at the first sign of boredom.

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

The shift worked!

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

The shift prevails!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Thank god for the shift

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

1 pitch 1 out

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

1 DOWN

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

SHIFT!!!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Hey nice use of the shift!

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

The shit was on?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

It was bananas.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Aaaaand the shift works.

1-out.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Yay shift

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

1/3 of the way there!

by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Hells yeah the shift baby

by Kermit. on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

2 MORE OUTS

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

Watch Lopez, Yuni.

He knows how to position himself.

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

TASTE IT!

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Adios Carlos

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

I hate this fucking ump.

by russak on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

2-0!

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Strike?

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK THIS UMP

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

God that ump is terrible.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

n

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Irony.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Give me a strike call please

by SkipT on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Walking Burrell could be predicted.

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Should be 0-2

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

That was a strike, dickhole.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

This strike zone is crap.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

If you’re a boss and you catch your employee shaking at his desk, staring at a computer screen, because “Brandon Morrow is closing out a game”, do you fire him/her or hug him/her or walk away and act like nothing happened.

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Pay raise

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Hug and walk away.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Offer him sick leave.

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Well those looked good to me

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow's first pitch out of the zone results in 3-1 count.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

This ump needs to die

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

here we go

by IceStormV1 on Apr 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MORROW

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

WHY WHY WHY

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

MELTDOWNNNNNNNNNN IN MY BED

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday liked those offering better than the umpire

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Three strikes.

He threw 3 strikes there.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Those were not bad pitches dammit

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Here comes the DP

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

3 of those balls were actually strikes.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

at least according to the handy dandy Gameday

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Tracer showed 2 pitches out of the zone in that AB

and the last one was just inside.

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

The Fit Man is running now, be afriad

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

I have confidence in the GIDP here.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

5-4-3 DP is the only approved option.

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh well it's Pat Burrell

Only Jesus can not walk him.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

The bat

indeed

"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman

by Big Jared on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Ben Zobrist needs to ESD

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

I would approve of this umpire being waterboarded

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

That's torture

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Your point?

BTW nice Mountain Goats sig

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

zomg

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

But it's only for pure malevolence's sake, not for information.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

No torture is Brandon Morrow in a close game with a fun-size strike zone

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I thought fun sized was fat?

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Think candy bars.

by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

More candy seems like it would be more fun

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah the name doesn't make any sense in reality.

But that’s what it is.

by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Should you be saying that?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe not

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

No... technically, no.

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Just checking

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

What kinds of answers would you be looking to get out of him?

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I love waterboarding in the summer

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

(6 times daily)

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT DID HE DO WHAT DID HE DOOOOOOOO

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

BB

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

:(

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Zorbist time

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Zobrist

Is that German?

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

No idea, but I prefer Sims' pronunciation.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

It's Nazi.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

STRIKE THIS..

AND THE FOLLOWING FUCKER OUT

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Ok Morrow ONE MORE

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

ITS TIME FOR HTE MORROW BENDER

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Morrrow needs to stop throwing to first.

That’s and E1 or E3 waiting to happen.

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Die Benzo die.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

0-2>>>>>>>2-0

Learn this Brandon.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

2-0 wasn't really his fault

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

96 MPH,

by russak on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

GOD DAMMIT JOHNSON

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

That's on Morrow

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson, good defensive catcher.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKITY FUCK FUCKING CATCHERS

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK GODDAMM FUCKINGFUCK

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT ROB JOHNSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Oh bugger.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Oh fucking goddamit Johnson I HATTTEEEE YOUUUUUU

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

That was as wild as wild gets

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you Rob.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

More good catching by Johnson.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

GO BACK TO AAA YOU PIECE OF SHIT JOHNSON

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

ROB YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Really need a K here.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon splitter

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Clement catches that BTW

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

NO.

NO NO NO NO NO. NO. NOOOO. FELIX WILL WIN. FELIX WINS, MORROW SAVES. THAT IS HOW IT WORKS.

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

So much for the double play

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Was that not a foul tip?

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

He didn't swing at it

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK UMPS

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

(Not a strike, not close)

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

(some were)

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

{wrong at bat}

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

BENDY CURVEBALL PLEASE

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

I don't get why he wont throw his filthy filth filth

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

losing a 1-0 game due to our catcher

and Clement is nowhere to be found

by IceStormV1 on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

BOOOOO I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THIS UMP

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

YEAH IM ANGRY TOO

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

BEEN THROUGH WARS!

SIMS SAID IT!

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Shit shit shit.

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

THROW A STRIKE!!!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

Control

He’s losing it

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Grrrrrrr

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

AARDSMA FOR CLOSER

by IceStormV1 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

MONKEY MUFFINS WHAT IS IT NOW

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

IT WAS THE MONKEY

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

THANK YOU UNI FOR ONCE

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

er Y

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

A harmless popup!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

WOO

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

He can afford to walk this guy

by d0nkey on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Ha ha, got him to swing at ball 4.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

YES 2 OUTS!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

God forbid we leave Aardsma in.

If only his baseball card said “closer” on it.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

2 OUTS! YES!

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

1 FUCKING OUT LEFT

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

BOOM POP UP NO BIG DEAL TWO OUTS CAN A FUCKING CORN

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Ok, exhale

by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

ONE MORE OUT

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

2 OUTS

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Oh god, my heart.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

YUNI ALMOST FUCKING LET THAT BALL POP OUT OF HIS GLOVE

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

FUck that almost came out of his glove

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

YES

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

WE WIN

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

What?

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS GAME IS CLEARLY WON!

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni, never call off Endy again.

Ever.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

2 outs Yuni didn't fuck up yes yes yes

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Why does Yuni go out so far on those pop-ups

Is he compensating for something

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

YES! POP UP!

JUST K THIS BITCH AND LET ME GO HOME!

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Still very afraid.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

There we go. One more

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

WHEN Morrow closes this Felix will lead the AL in Wins and Ks

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

DUDE!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

IF WE WIN

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Why???

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Where will Aardsma stand re: holds?

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

2nd

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro had a game winning RBI in the very first atbat of the game.

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

CLUTCH!

by tinit on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

DID WE WIN? DID WE WIN?

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

NOT YET

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Not yet

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

NOT YET ROBERT IS FUCKING WITH YOU

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Please.

Please!

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

The Rays are boned!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Reverse reverse pyschology?

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Sure

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Strike 1!

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

This guy IS batting 1.000 vs Morrow

by d0nkey on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

ONE MORE.

by themoose on Apr 23, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Morrow come on come on I need oxygen

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Eh...it's overrated.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

K! FUCKING K HIM

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

1 more strike pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

THROW THAT CRAZY BREAKING PITCH

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

1-2, 2 outs, come on Morrow!

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Finish him Morrow!

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Where is the bendy thing?

by d0nkey on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

1-2 PUT HIM AWAY NOW

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Please please please the chubby toddler is done dancing and PLEASE FINISH

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKITY

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

5 bucks says morrow blows this

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Robert stifle!

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

You are Mr. Sunshine today.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Shut the fuck up

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll take that bet

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I love having the fastest feed

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

SUCK IT

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Humor is the best medicene

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

:p

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

BULLED SHIT

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

FOR NARNIA......AND FOR ASLAN!

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU WHITE WITCH

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

wut

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

JUST GO WITH IT

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

GOOD PITCH

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

"The fans are umpiring with their hearts"

Exactly, Dave.

by themoose on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMNIT

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

END! END!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

END! END!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

every time?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

THE SIGN SAYS PUMP IT UP

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

Too bad our closer can't do that

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

MUST BREATHE SAVE ME BRANDON

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAGH

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE YOU FUCK

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

NOW he throws Mr. Bendy

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

SHOULD HAVE THROWN THAT ON 1-2

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BEATING

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

DAMN HE THREW THE BENDY AND IT FAILED!!!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

Finally the curve....in the dirt.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

ROB JOHNSON, REALLY?

by themoose on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT JOHNSON

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR MORROW!

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Oh fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. I can't take it.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

FOUL GOOD GOD STOP

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

SHUTOUT OPEN UP THE BAG OF DICKS AND COUNT THEM UP THATS A LOT OF DICKS ISNT IT JOE MADDON

BOOM BOOM BOOM DINGGGGG DONG

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

NO GOD DAMNIT NO NO NO FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON YOU BUSH LEAGUE HOMOPHONE

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Told ya so

$5 Robert

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH!!!!

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Oh wait. I thought that was a K.

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Joy

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

MOTHERFUCK YEAH

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Swung at ball four.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Twice

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

OH MY FUCKING GOD

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU ROB!!!

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Lame.

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Ugh

by phil333 on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

THE SEASON IS OVER

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

WTF ROB JOHNSON!

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON FUCK YOU

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Please.

PLEASE!

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Wait what

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Still 3-2

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

GOD DAMN IT ROB JOHNSON

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

I love Dave

But he is killing me this at bat.

by themoose on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU LOGIC FUCK YOU NO OFFENSE

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

ITS NOT OVER

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

DID DAVE NEIHAUS JUST SAY "FUCK, the RAY's still alive"?

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

No.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

GO AWAY ROB

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

CURSE YOU GAMEDAY

by d0nkey on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you, Rays.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

STOPIT WITH THE BULLSHIT FUCKING FOULOFFS

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

STOP FUCKING FOULING AT SHIT

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Throw the curve, one more time, please.

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

He has no idea where it's going.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK ME WILL YOU END THIS BEFORE I END ME

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Throw your fastball!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

HE'LL NEVER SUSPECT

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

9 strikes

10 balls
this inning

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Nutty strikezone

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Your 2009 Seattle Mariners

Making things interesting

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

GIROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

STOPIT WITH THE BULLSHIT FUCKING FOULOFFS

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU DIONER

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING HELL

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

This is what hell must feel like.

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING END IT FUCKER FUCK YOU

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Just die dammit!!!

"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman

by Big Jared on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

You gotta be kidding me...

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Oh God.

Please tell me this’ll be over soon.

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

This can only end in tears.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

TEARS OF JOY!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a shame we blew the game after the game was over

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

20 PITCHES

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

DAMMINT NAVARRO GIVE UP ALREADY

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Someone bring in the defribulator

by russak on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

FINALLY

by themoose on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

guUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTI!

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

:]

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

HOLY SHIT YOU REMEMBER THAT SHOW TOO???

THAT SHOW WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY MORNINGS THE SUMMER OF 98

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He really is sex in midair

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

OH THANK GOD

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

BALLGAME

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

YESYESYESYESYES

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Yay.

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

$5

by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

yay

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

GAME OVER!!!!

Suck it Navarro!

by Heydude on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

ACCORDING TO FANGRAPHS WE HAVE 1005 WIN CHANCE

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

The max is 100

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

God damnit. I forgot to hit shift.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by Teej on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Word.

by SethGrandpa on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.

by gregrabble on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

GUT GUT GUT GUT GUT WE WIN!!!!!!!

by Decatur on Apr 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

WOO-HOO

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

GAME OVER GAME OVER GAME OVER

SUCK IT SUCK IT WE PLAYED NO OFFENSE AND STILL WON FELIX IS A GGGGG

by abender20 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by marinerdan on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

WIN WIN WIN WINW INWI NWINWIN YEAAAHHHHH

by Nick S on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WON THE SERIES WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Whooooooooooo

by SFMariner on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOO

Go King Felix and Ichiro!

by phil333 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES DANCE WOOOOOOOO

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

THAT GAME MADE NO SENSE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

WIN!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Dear Dioner Navarro,

Please strike out.

Love,
Taylor

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Dear Dioner Navarro,

That is good too.

Love,
Taylor

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

For some reason, to me anyways, this is the funniest comment of the game thread.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 23, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEX CRIMESSSSSSSS

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES

"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."

by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

DID WE WIN? DID WE WIN???????

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

10-4 little lady

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

YES

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro and Felix won

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

THANK THE KING AND HIS ROYAL CLOSER

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Aardsma!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

BITCHES!

3 ERRORS
1-RUN
MARINERS WIN

by Wilder. on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

GET THE FUCK IN!

by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEW RAYS STRIKE AGAIN

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

HOW FUCKING STRESSFUL!?!??!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

MARINERS WIN WITH ALL POWER!

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

RAYS = HUMILIATED

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Watching that inning on Gameday at worst was the most traumatic experience of my life

by Graham MacAree on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Work

by Graham MacAree on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Only 5 months more!

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't normally work through baseball games stupid

by Graham MacAree on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT WAS THE LI THERE, 1AU?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

10-6

I’ll take it

by phil333 on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Brandon you drama mamma you

"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman

by Big Jared on Apr 23, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY MOLY THAT WAS SOME AWESOME PITCHING AND AWFUL DEFENCE AND HITTING

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Double-digit wins!

by ThundaPC on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Glad I was here instead of at the Bulls game

yuck

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

HELL FUCKIN YEAHHH

by CKel on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

ICHIRO AND FELIX WON THIS GAME DUAL HANDEDLY.

Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!

by joof on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Pretty funny. Baker said after the 1-0 win vs Oakland..

That we wouldn’t win another 1-0 game all year

by Rudy4three on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE HELL THOUGH HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Ichi homers. Felix dominates.

This is what Mariners’ baseball is about.

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

And the Rangers are losing

by Graham MacAree on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

THANK YOU LL FOR STAYING WITH ME THROUGH THIS ODD AND DULL PAIN

by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Felix should get to punch every other Mariner in the face.

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

!Ichiro!

Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!

by joof on Apr 23, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Everyone but that guy, and the bullpen

by mark sobba on Apr 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

So that's like the 10th 1-0 game we've won!

Yay us!

Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!

by joof on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Win streak in 1 run games

at 4

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

2nd 1-0 game of the season! More to follow, hopefully.

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

3rd, I believe

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

This one and the Bedard game. What was the third?

by .Taylor on Apr 23, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

We took a series from the Rays!

by sammy on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

well

1) Bad hitting (check)
2) Poor fielding (check)
3) Aardsma throws strikes (check)

VICTORY

by JI on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

I told you guys the Rays were one hit wonders.

by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

Their WS appearance was a fluke.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 23, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

They had four hits today dipweed.

by Matthew on Apr 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Talkin' about the entire season

by danduke on Apr 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh my god, really?

Well now I just feel horrible.

Robert, please accept my apology. It was a misunderstanding on my part and my part alone. I meant your upstanding character no harm and shall endeavor in the future to make sure I have your meaning clear before I embark to correct you.

by Matthew on Apr 23, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs