4/23: Open Game Thread
Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners, Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM PDT
Fun fact: through three starts, Felix has allowed nearly as many fly balls as grounders! That's almost as encouraging as going in for an exam and having your doctor mutter "well that's new" under his breath while he pokes around your colon.
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Speaking of colons
Felix’s picture looks like the last thing you see before passing out and waking up with a sore one.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
That's awesome.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck would you want to sleep through that?
by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish Felix would examine my ass.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Drayer raises the spectre of Burke at 1B
He was out there taking balls during BP, and Sweeney & Branyan are still out …
Yuni is in fucking-A shape for a motherfucking monkey.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
if Branyan can go, he’s out there. If not, Burke goes back out after his (brief) stint last year.
Per Baker, it's Burke today.
Link.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 23, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And now reading that closer, I see that it's not an absolute.
Whoops.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Balentein has never played 1st base before in his life
Burke at least has
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He's working that old Wak-Magic
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cedeno hurt his right hamstring when he scored on Lopez’s home run in the fifth inning last night.
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God he's actually more retarded than Yuni.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't sure if it was gone.
Pulled up and tweaked something I guess.
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT
WHY DO ALL MY FAVORITES HURT THEIR HAMMIES?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of interleague play
where I’d get to see ten innings every year of Edgar Martinez at 1B. I don’t know why, but at the time I found it to be endlessly amusing.
James Shields looks ashamed of his facial hair in his photo.
It might have something to do with what he’s doing in the photo, but still…
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Today is St Georges day. Today is King Felix day.
Be awesome, my King.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ITS FELIX DAY BITCHES
GIVE ME REASON TO GARGLE YOUR TOXIC SEX TONIC FROM THE GODS
by Robert on Apr 23, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You know, the Felix homoeroticism is getting a bit over the top at this point.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I would like Felix to make me his midnight maiden and pin me to the wall, grunting and thrusting while I shriek with delight at the warm feeling of having Felix inside me
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
(For the record I don't feel any differently.)
by royalcurve on Apr 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Irrational homophobia
Regardless of the fact that I really have nothing against gay sex, there is an immediate visceral reaction to it. Sorry.
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have explained it, but this is neither the time nor place for this conversation.
You know?
Fear the NPE
If there's anything old people like it's the internet and sex jokes.
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU AND ME JEFF, AND FELIX, NOW.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, if Felix ever sees this, good luck getting any further FO cooperation for LL/USSM meetups
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I'll make sure the proper authorities see this, Jeff.
Don’t you worry.
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So apparently Griffey is sitting today as well.
With Branyan and Sweeney likely out, who’s DHing? Wlad?
No wait, I'm a fucking moron
Felix is DH’ing! And you know why that’s a good idea.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
It seems like
Griff should get a sufficient number of days off just by sitting games against a LHP. But whatever. If Felix pitches well today could be a 1-0 11 inning contest!
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This lineup is going to be weird
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Woohoo lineups per MLB.com
RF Ichiro
LF Chavez
2B Lopez (hitting third!)
3B Beltre
DH Balentien
C Johnson (!)
CF Gutz
SS Betancourt
1B Burke
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Someone needs to tell Wak that we don't have to give the Rays 'a chance' against Felix because they are actually quite a good team.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet mother may I that is the worst lineup in MLB history.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If Raul was a DH perhaps
playing the field it’s a wash
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with ac
When you’re talking about a lineup, it’s pretty well understood you’re talking about the offense only.
I agree that, outside of some lineups the Giants have thrown out recently,
this is completely and totally horrid.
I agree that, outside of some lineups the Giants have thrown out recently,
this is completely and totally horrid.
I have a feeling this lineup will score 4+ runs because fuck logic
by Dewey N on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be stunned if we don't blow them out
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I'm calling a Burke grand slam in the 2nd.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Apr 23, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm so looking at the lineup if Felix doesn't keep it to below 2 ER we are screwed.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
It looks like the high school kids vs. the middle schoolers in kickball.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Rob Fucking Johnson is batting sixth in a Major League Baseball Game
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That would make me smile
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and then he would continue to fail at blocking offspeed pitches, suck at throwing out runners,
and flail helplessly at changeups.
He would do that regardless of where in the order he is hitting
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Is John McLaren managing today?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The lineup sucks but Wak's hands are kind of tied.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no harm at all in sending a pitcher down and calling up an extra position player
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I don't think either of them have options left
I was thinking Sean White
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I thought Corcoran had options left but I've been wrong before
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm frankly not sure
He had all that time in Montrashington and then we burned a year this year so I can’t imagine he has any left
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I know he used one in 2003, and I know he used one in 2008. If he used one in 2004 then he's out, but if he didn't he might have one left
But given that he went back and forth from Montreal in 2004 I think he’s out
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I'd be perfectly fine with either.
Also, Burke for Clement wouldn’t cause me to cry at night.
I wouldn't want to mess with the 40 man roster just for what will hopefully be a one day thing
It’s not worth risking losing Burke or Corco. If somebody claimed Batista off waivers that would be really stupid but fine
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If he got claimed off waivers we wouldn't be responsible for his salary which would be awesome
If not we could still bring him back to the major league team, assuming he agreed in advance to a minor league assignment
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We could demote a pitcher and call someone up
or we could DL Sweeney or something
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
(coughSheltoncough)
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Paraphrasing but
The more fastballs he throws the hard he is to hit
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The more fastballs he throws, the harder he is to hit!
You’ve got to stay away from those breaking pitches!
HE’S A GENIUS!
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the word moist
but I don’t like the word Willie
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like baseball
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He's like a Magic 8 ball that always comes up with "Murder that bitch and stuff her in the freezer."
Norm - "I've never seen that many dead hookers in my life!"
Random dude – “Lord knows I have…”
Isn't that supposed to be his father?
And yes, that’s exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote that.
God I love that movie. I love that movie like Jeff loves Felix.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
"What hurts the most is the lack of respect, you know?"
“That’s what hurts the most. Except for the anal rape.”
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Butchered.
“You know what hurts the most is the…the lack of respect. You know? That’s what hurts the most. Except for the… except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most. "
Not at all butchered.
He really says “anal rape.” Read his lips and you can tell. It was merely dubbed over to get the film a PG-13 rating.
And yes, I did leave out the second half.
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WHY THE FUCK DOES HE EVEN HAVE A JOB?
FSN SHOULD IMPORT ME TO DO THEIR PRE-GAME ANALYSIS BECAUSE HOLY CRAP I COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN THAT TROGLODYTE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have the made for TV hair.
Or I hope for your sake you don’t.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But do you have the hair? Cause that's all that matters, apparently.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
DIE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 23, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not talking about the interviewee, but the interviewer
Just the way she was asking questions and acting. Awkward.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a paper sack over here head?!?!?!?!
Cuz’ she’s unattractive? Amirite?
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Burn.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hide the clothes you want to keep and start dressing stranger and stranger
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I at one point tried to convnce my girlfriend and platonic lady friends to go along with me on this but my girlfriend refused on the grounds that it meant she could never do the same thing.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ms AC dresses most wonderfully and does not need the show
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well so do I but that's not the point.
$5000!
And yes she does.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't do men anymore.
Much to my dismay
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The advantage goes to the Mariners?
Have they seen the lineup?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
So if Felix throws a first pitch breaking ball, does that prove everything about Rob Johnson being a defensive wizard?
CERA, baby!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
"The Rays are a smart organisation and their hitters will be sitting on first pitch fastballs all night"
Discuss.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
My audio works like a champ
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Wait I'm still listening to the radio
and the feed hasn’t started s howing anything that should have audio
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But now it's on and working
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Someone should tell FSN that their Felix bumper has his rookie number, 59
instead of his current number, 34.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
THROW FASTBALLS DOWN THE MIDDLE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I would, but that would mean getting off the couch
And also missing Leonard Cohen tonight.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT YUNI GAVE BURKE A HIGH-FIVE BEFORE THE GAME HE TRANSFERRED HIS DEFENSIVE SUCK TO HIM
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
4 straight fastballs
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
If Burke gets injured who plays 1st
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We'd lose the DH
I’d say they probably bring in whichever of Branyan/Sweeney is feeling less crappy
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So Felix has allowed more flyballs,
but his fastball is lower velocity…making me think it was his 2 seamer, but 2 seamers are supposedly grounder incuding. IT DOESNT ADD UP. SOMEONE HELP ME.
ALL YOU NEED IS A FASTBALL
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Catching Felix is much easier then catching Betancourt, I'd imagine
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Gameday put ball 2 completely in the zone
by shinallsrevenge on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Burke was, Jamie Burke is still here.
If you were being sarcastic I apologise.
The other Burke
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You're thinking of Chris Burke.
Jamie Burke was our backup-backup catcher and surprise relief ace from last season.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
LL has forever ruined that term.
Every time I read it I think “dead meme”… even if it’s like in the AP game story or something.
ICHI!!!!
That was a pleasing inning.
Almost as pleasing as the other thing.
So I hate the fastballs too but if he can throw 96 on the inside black at the knees I hate them less.
WHY IS ICHIRO SO AWESOME
I LOVE YOU
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YESYSEYESYESICHIRIICHIRO!!!!!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
That's what makes it awesome
Just look at New Yankee Stadium to see how stupid a re-re-re-release of something is
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right.
And we should change the site logo, too.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I sort of think we should.
Although the site logo’s more excusable given that you can’t really tell it’s Richie. It’s more symbolic.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
In closing re-doing it would be totally lame because it would lose all it spontaneity and charm
I mean, the team doesn’t even use “Funk Blast” anymore
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't?
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That sucks monkey balls
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Keep in mind that I never thought we should've gotten away from the sinking ship.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I kinda like it.
I get to look at Richie and think “your sorry ass is probably drinking at a dive bar in Vancouver, haha.”
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The other day they played "Shout" after HRs.
Are they bringing the FB back?
by shinallsrevenge on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm currently writing an essay on
whether or not it’s possible for foreign policy to be wholly ethical, but fuck it this game is better.
I'm outlining for my Contracts Final...
This game is better than that too
Offer + Acceptance = K, provided performance.
There, you’re done. Now pay attention.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
If you want a great contracts outline, let me know, I've got one for ya
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 23, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Studying for part 3 of the CPA.
Yes, the game is better.
ICHIRO HURTS THE TEAM BY HITTING FOR POWER
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
The trajectory of that ball, relative to the swing Ichiro put on it, seemed to defy the laws of physics
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Like Maury Wills use to tell Koufax:
“There’s your run, make it count.”
Thank you Ichiro
He didn't go.
Cmon Beltre time for that first HR
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
You are correct sir.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I'm a tad concerned about Mr. Beltre
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He has still hit a few balls right on the screws (clearly right at people),
but he certainly has looked awful a ton as well.
That's the funny thing about slumping players.
And the reason I could never be a scout. I can’t count the number of times I’ve watched a player look totally overmatched in AB after AB only to finally ‘find’ it again. Remember Ibanez mid-2007?
I don't understand why they don't always throw outside breaking balls to him.
by shinallsrevenge on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday just posted the Ichiro homer clip.
That pitch was wheelhoused. He just took a BP cut at it.
He didn't go.
Felix looks fantastic today
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh for fuck's sake!
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
This whole "Burke at 1B" thing isn't off to a great start.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
This is why carrying 12 pitchers is stupid.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
OH FUCK
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FELIX :(
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FUCK ME GODDAMM IT.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
FUCK ROB JOHNSON
CATCH THE BALL. CATCH. ITS PART OF CATCHER YOU FUCK
Oh my fucking God now Felix might be hurt, thanks a fucking lot Burke
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Felix's ankle spazzed out when he leapt to catch an errant throw from Burke.
Trainers came out and talked, but he’s still on the mound.
Jaime Burke played first base as you'd imagine, panicked at threw the ball away past Felix
Rob Johnson then struggled to pick up a motionless ball near the Mariners dugout and Burrell advanced to third.
Oh, the play in general.
Burke tried to field a routine GB that could have been a DP. Bobbled it, then rushed the throw well wide of Felix, allowing the runner on second to advance to third.
THANK GOD
I might have turned off the TV if he would have had to come out
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Because he has the ankles of an old lady.
We can’t all be perfect.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The homophobia on this website is appalling.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You a disgrace to your gender
seriously how are we supposed to take women’s literacy seriously?
by JI on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooooo Felix and Endy!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
HOORAY DEFENSIVE RANGE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Don't ask for a baptism then dingbat
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
I find it hard to believe that this has not come up
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't watch the game.
Can someone explain what the dang happened with the Burke/Johnson debacle?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Burke misplayed a grounder, and then...
Overthrew Felix covering, then Johnson misplayed the overthrow and fucked up throwing to 3rd.
Imagine watching the bad news bears.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
And that sounds utterly terrible. Like watching someone puke and poo at the same time.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Except it was 2 guys at once, and it almost injured Felix
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Total wins by sb for calling the over: 1
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope that is for the game so far.
For the inning, as I wrote in the subthread above, he only threw 3. You lose.
angels fan in seattle
Somebody tell Wak to switch Johnson and Burke's position on the field.
At least then we’ll have one passable defender out there.
Looking at Gameday with Zobrist up,
It looks like Felix went to a two-seamer trying to get the double play ball. However he didnt get the sinker down around the knees and left it in the hit-me zone. I like this idea, dont like the execution.
He didn't go.
Dave has said it many many times.
I’ve personally heard it three times or so, and many more reports in the game threads.
angels fan in seattle
Wlad taking pitches?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Wish our hitters would stop hitting weak groundouts on 3-1 counts
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
That does not change anything though
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
True. My response should was probably more related to the post below
stating, “God Wlad sucks”
Rizzs says Escobar is moved to 60-day DL
Excellent….
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm still angry that the Angels are gonna get Strasburg
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels have disaster year get #1 pick in 2010
Washington drafts and fails to sign Strasburg.
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He also has a bit of a habit of being awesome
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the Groundball Show!
Starring Wlad, Johnson and Yuni! Rally-killing double plays come free with the package.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so excited for the strikeout when everyone just posts "KKK!!!" over and over
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday says all three of those were in the zone
by shinallsrevenge on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT YUNI AND BURKE
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU YUNI WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Boy looks like I turned the tv on at the perfect time
Booniesky Bootanboo fucked up again
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
The official scores is shit too
That’s not an infield hit you cunt.
They really are retarded.
Last night there were two or three plays called hits that shouldn’t have been.
angels fan in seattle
Time for Johnson to work his magic.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Burke has a few innings under his belt at 1B
Doesn’t seem to be helping him though.
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES SIT THE FUCK DOWN KKKKK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Does Yuni have an error in three games in a row?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 23, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions

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