4/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT
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Somedays I think I should cancel my DirecTV
with as little TV as I watch because of work. But then I think my GF might kill me.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Endy Chavez, the cute little runt
Won’t let Niemann catch him out in front
He’s got tricks up his sleeve
Squaring up, to achieve
The perfectly laid FUCKING CUNT
by khmer luge on Apr 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Obviously after last night
it is his amazing game calling ability.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
PERFECT GAME, ARG.
Prevent the throwing of a perfect game. Perfect game. Perfect. Game. Perfectly perfect. Gamely game.
Trying to cover every inch of a jynx.
Do I continue to watch this game, or do I watch Gamera vs. Gaos on MST3K?
Or maybe Time Of The Apes?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Is it wrong that I'm actively rooting for the unmentionable to happen?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
You want Cthulhu to emerge from earth and swallow the souls of the Mariners' relief staff??
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
An excerpt from Baker's blog.
Regarding RRS still being on the DL
The upshot is that Chris Jakubauskas — tonight’s starter — will remain in the rotation in at least the near future.
I've seen something very similar happen to Ryan Zimmerman.
The ball took a hop and leapt up into the folds between his jersey, lodging inside his shirt.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
This is just pathetic
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I like the beauty of Tampa putting a number up on the board for every inning.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
So there really was a Sexton in professional baseball
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like this even more because A.) they put up a lucky 13; B.) fuck the Cubs.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I love it because 2 of the 5 Cubs pitchers
didn’t allow a run and only 2 of them allowed any ER.
Go Nova
STERLING DEFENSIVE HEY FUCK YOU LOOK IT JUST HAPPENS TO ME EVERY NOW AND THEN I'M TRYING TO MINIMIZE IT.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
He's Rene River Part II
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Rec'd
And I want I try their panormous pizza but when ever I order it, they switch it to two mediums and I don’t have enough of a spine to do anything about it.
by Robert on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The secret to enjoying stuffed crust pizza is eating it while it is still warm
this is where I think previous attempts have failed
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So wait, when Compaq wants to deny you another new computer you man up?
But when the guys at Pizza Hut say something you don’t have a way to defend yourself?
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
The Rays will want to keep Niemann out there through the 5th so he qualifies for the win.
Now is the time to strike!
Hey, that makes it a little more interesting.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
GOD DAMN IT WE CAN'T EVEN GET NO HIT CORRECTLY
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
AHAHAHA that was funny
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Whoa we aren't sucking and we're getting some luck
Major turn around.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
No but the foul popup that got dropped was
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
TAKE THAT ROB JOHNSON HATERS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Seems like he would have requested more
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it weird that I still feel somewhat confident with Gutz batting?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow come on thats twice he's hit a foul HR tonight
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Oh look at that, Yuni swings into a double play on the first goddamn pitch.
Why aren’t you riding pine?
Corcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcoran!
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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844236/4-18-open-game-thread-part-2#14406674
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Corcoran
Stops scorin!
Start soarin
Corcoran!
(Implorin
Corcoran?
No, more un-
Derscorin
My warrin
Adorin
For pourin
On scorin
Or roarin
Corcoran
Good start for Corcoran, we really want to keep that scoring every inning thing going
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Yes a four pitch walk to Carl Crawford is the optimal way to keep momentum you fat sack of shit
Go marry your cousin
Ironically marrying your cousin in an incredibly english thing to do
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently it isn't considered too weird anywhere but America.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
It's an incredibly European royalty or American hick thing to do
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
According to my Grandfather the Corcoran name is descended from royalty
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
I'm beginning to think that despite my love for Roy Corcoran maybe he shouldn't be a Major League Baseball player anymore
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Good Christ.
I could have told you Crawford was going to steal
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
I know he was, but my point still stands
Crawford is damn fast and likes to go stealy on the basepaths
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
Good time for the ump to make a fucking horrible call
And it cost us a run, fantastic!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
You've seen Corco and she's the product of incest.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense on several levels
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
He's ugly and she's inbred, do you think she's likely to be attractive?
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe she's the daughter of Angelina Jolie and her brother
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Angelina Jolie is Roy Corcoran's mother?
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I told Roy Corcoran to go fuck his sister and insinuated she was the product of incest.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh now I get it
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1. JI has never seen me
2. I’m a he
3. My mother is from West Virginia and my father is from Ohio so they couldn’t possibly be related
4. I’m sexy
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I should have known that was coming
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Not that you have access to
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My mother is from West Virginia and my father is from Ohio so they couldn’t possibly be related
That’s what Oedipus said
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You think the queen being as old as his mother would be would be a huge fucking tell
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe she used that magic serum they keep advertising on website sidebars ...
the ones that make you look so much younger .
I just got back from an important dinner...
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? What has been the been the primary downfall besides our pitchers’ allergies to Longoria?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Jakubauskas was horrible, no one can throw strikes and the umpires are pieces of shit
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
This is definitely the least I've enjoyed watching a Mariners game this year
Nothing has gone right whatsoever
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And right on cue, Batista warming up.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
NexDef has actually been quite good to me for the past few days, quality-wise.
I just hate being minutes behind. I had a friend call me to laugh about Yuni’s error 30 seconds before it even happened on my screen.
is the strike zone the size of the logo on johnson's chest protector?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
So let's get something going this inning
It’s a while until Yuni so we might be able to get a nice little rally
uh oh. our ace is warming up...
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wish the announcers would shut up about his perfect 4 innings
It was much more due to our offense sucking anyway
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I think the Rangers scored in 8 innings of their 30-run game.
But they were the home team and didn’t get to play the 9th.
Nope they only scored in 4 innings in that game
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
He's building suspense first
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
time for niemann to pee his pants
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
now you know
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck that must have been a terrible jump
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Small ball isn't really all that helpful when YOU'RE DOWN BY FIVE FUCKING RUNS
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Guess where Ichiro would be now
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
damn. mlb.tv is lagging.
did ichiro get thrown out?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
crud
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well..........
J. J. Putz approves I suppose.
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Put Wak ball into full effect!
Endy steal 2nd base, Griffey bunt!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So, on the 'Selfish Ichiro Needs to Do More' Checklist
Bunt more for a hit. check!
Steal more. check!
by msb on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I really dont like what Ichiro has been doing the last week.
If anyone else was making this boneheaded plays we’d be killing them
I want to see a steal here
Then when 3rd covers the bag, I want to see him take 3rd
That was a really bad looking swing
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I like the walks
I dislike the complete lack of batspeed
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't think Sweeney's done
He just looks really bad sometimes
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels game so much more satisfying right now
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
I'm right there with you
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
How am I power-hungry?
I already have power
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, actually.
First conqueror to pop into my head. Who would you say Graham most resembles?
I like thinking of myself like as the Grand Vizier except Grand Viziers do shit
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone needs to injure Beltre again
He is one of the few players who should play through pain
Adrian Beltre is not hitting well enough to justify any sort of reputation right now.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Two runs score on an ERROR - it should have been a GIDP by Inge, too.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
If it had been the M's, I think we all know that it would have been a triple play, swinging at ball four.
And it would have been Yuni swinging the bat.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Well, I don't know about the GDIP.
They would’ve only gotten one out the way that was hit.
But I won’t complain!
Wait the MLB.tv commercial feed is different
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The Angels seem to suck very, very badly this season.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
So, Oakland loses. Angels will hopefully lose..
How about them Rangers?
Rangers already lost
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Okay i take it back, not an idiot. I just hate listening to him
by TRUguillotine on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why on earth would you hate listening to Simms?
Aside from Dave he’s the best we’ve got.
maybe i should just witch over to the radio broadcast.
by TRUguillotine on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he hates traitors to the Mushroom Kingdom
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
of course not. I just dont like his voice. And besides, if you didn't know he was black I don't think you could tell by his voice.
by TRUguillotine on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He could be partnered with McCarver
It can always be worse!
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
I have a very limited watching the Mariners be shitty tolerance
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
After the first inning, I put on a movie.
Sometimes you just have a feeling that your time could be better spent. I had that feeling before the first pitch.
But with tomorrow comes Felix Day!
That was a shocking noice by Sims
What the fuck he did it again, I’m scared
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
And the top of the order is up
funny how the pen was meant to be the Angels’ strength. They are so boned right now.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
Actually, a pretty good adaptation— a little heavy on wacky stuff for Mme Arcati to do, as they had cast Bea Lillie, and had to justify it.
Who says LL isn't cultured?
We’re talking about Noel Coward adaptations for god’s sake.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
The bases are loaded again with one out.
I want to see Placido Domingo find some missing power here.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Dear god
two pitchers, four runs, one out, and the sacks are still juiced.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
I think we have a legitimate chance of winning this division with under 80 wins
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I don't know and I'm too lazy to look it up
But I doubt it
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Padres came closest
82-80 a couple years ago
whoa
whoa whoa whoa
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They didn't score that inning!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
I don't get it, everyone is still happy
There’s no way I could still manage to have fun at a Mariners game like this. I’d just be too depressed that I spent money on the tickets.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Gary Matthews Jr. just struck out on three consecutive called strikes.
That’s indescribably wonderful.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
He doesn't have the Sid Bream leg
Yet
"...But with the at-bats that Willie (Bloomquist) had tonight, I don't know that I'm immediately going to take him out of the lineup." -Trey Hillman
Ahaha Juan Rivera grounds into DP.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Angels 7th inning:
- Napoli walks
- GMJ strikes out on three consecutive called strikes, never taking the bat off his shoulders
- Rivera GIDPs on third pitch.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
can't someone on this team
start juicing?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
also, if we were allowed one guy to hit the juice...
who would u want it to be?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Please use better grammar and punctuation
To answer your question, Aardsma, just to see.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I never would have thought...
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Also, did you know that Adrian Betlre's favorite show is Friends
And his favorite movie is Love Actually
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Friends must become funny after you translate it into Spanish
by JI on Apr 22, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
( I don't know any Friends catch phrases so I'm doing a Fonzie)
by royalcurve on Apr 22, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Having never watched Friends, I have no idea whether this is actually a catchphrase from the show or not.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I came to fix the copier?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
From Joey's bit part in a porno, as the guy who came to fix the copier, but couldn't because the leads were busy, on top of it.
“There I am. There I am. There I am.”
"¿cómo te va?"
(How you doin?)
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Rachel: Oye, ¿verdad chicos ver los nuevos secadores de manos en el baño?
Ross: Yo creía que era sólo un rumor.
I wish there were hand dryers in my bathroom
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jason Bulger now coming in to face Cabrera/Guillen/Laird
This has the potential for deliciousness.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
That's gotta be like the 5th leadoff walk of the inning.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
What's the little wave thing JJ does with his right hand after the pitch?
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
It looks like a very strange motion to me
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Can someone make an Eva Longoria joke to lighten up the mood here?
Just kidding. That would be crossing the line.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Eva/Evan Longoria jokes are so unfunny as to run you the risk of banning.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
As well they should.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Using chatspeak like "u" and "r" instead of the complete words is another way to see the inside of the box.
Just so you know.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Three outs until we can officially not care too much about this loss.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Bobby Seay looks like he has a terrible, socially crippling skin condition.
Poor bastard.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Wow I was worried I missed a game
Niehaus just told me the M’s have only stranded one runner. Weeee.
The gamethread is better than this POS game, until the abject apathy and despair completely took over.
Huh, Ichiro gonna stand in there for a double now?
My Gf made it sound like some porous Angels OF defense
also took place.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Really hope Felix is good tomorrow
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Just assume he will piss you off and suck.
That way, you can’t get hurt and only have upside-surprise to look forward to.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Adam Everett is 3 for 4 tonight and is currently batting .308
With an amazing (for him) .764 OPS.
Let’s trade Yuni for him.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
The Wendy's commical is kind of depressing.
It is like they are saying: Hey, you will eat the same crappy food for your whole life loser.
M's spent time working on small ball tactics earlier today
But they only scored on a 3-run homerun.
Is that you, Joe Morgan?
Wak-Ball will lead to at least one suicide among LL readers during this season.
Mark it down.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Endy is a wonderful person,
and I love him..
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Wow, there is nobody left at Safeco.
It started as a typical April Wednesday night small crowd. And now, well, I don’t blame them for leaving.
What the fuck Beltre
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Jesus, Dave had absolutely no idea what was going on with that one.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
What is happening to you Adrian??
It’s like he’s transforming into Yuni
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Just got back from the game (it was cold and kind of boring)
can someone explain why Rob Johnson was called back to the plate after the dropped his infield popup? I’m assuming it was ruled a foul ball somehow, but from where I was sitting it looked fair.
angels fan in seattle
I love it!
Beltre is making himself worse so it’s harder to trade him now right?
Yay! He'll never leave us!
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Beltre just Yuni'd!
Defined as two consecutive misplays on two consecutive plays.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Well 3 out of our 5 starters seem to be good this season
Plus RRS maybe when he comes back, so that’s not too bad
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Seriously how can Jeff Clement be so much worse that his bat doesn't make up the difference by a factor of 5?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 22, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe anybody is still watching this
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New South Park!!
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Thank you for the reminder.
Was wondering what to watch next.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
South Park Studios is on the other side of the building from me.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Totally doable
Forget FanGraphs. Jay Buhner is going to the dugout to give a pep talk right now.
Tying run at the plate for the Angels....
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Finally over
Felix tomorrow! Even if we lose, it can’t be as depressing as this game was.
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Shitty loss, off to the Tyranno Lair for me,
those reptites have a lesson to learn.
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