4/21: Open Game Thread
Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners, Apr 21, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
In today's hot new episode of Faces, Jarrod Washburn looks like he's getting pretty tired of you knocking on his door every day at six in the morning to ask if he wants his address re-painted on the curb, and Andy Sonnanstine looks like a 45 year old brick mason.
After an offday of speculation, Yuni's in the lineup tonight, so if Wakamatsu's sending a message, it's a vote of confidence instead of a threat. My hope is that the two have talked behind closed doors and this is the beginning of a probationary period of sorts for our delightfully spherical little shortstop, but for all I know it's just as likely they haven't said a word to each other since March, so whatever. I'd have rather seen Cedeno tonight, but God knows this won't be the last opportunity for Wakamatsu to scare Yuni shitless.
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Personally, I like Woman Under the Influence best.
by sammy on Apr 21, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
No, never saw it.
Never cared much for Cassavettes as an actor, at least in anything he didn’t direct.
Why the hell is Sonnanstine wearing a Devil Rays hat?
No time to get a photo this season or last?
angels fan in seattle
How much money do you think brick masons make?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably because the extra revenue from embracing the electric car
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty good at reading JI normally
but I’m scratching my head on this one. And yes, I know the song.
angels fan in seattle
Yeah, I thought they held back the electric car.
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 21, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
via Baker's blog
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mariners/2009/04/21/wakamatsu_wants_improved_focus.html
- RRS isn’t feeling any better and hasn’t had an MRI yet.
- Wak deflected reporters questions about Yuni specifically, but said the team needs to be better focused from beginning to end as a whole. Infielders took grounders today.
I like what Wak is doing here. He’s building trust with Yuni individually by shielding him from the media’s criticism. If Yuni is ever going to get serious about playing to his ability, I’ll favor this approach over public chastisement and embarrassment, especially now.
It is strange.
Especially since they’ve been in Seattle this whole time. On the other hand, yay for Jakubauskas fans: looks like he’s getting at least 2-3 more starts.
I would favor that approach had the signing of Ronny Cedeno not sent that message already
He should’ve already known he was playing for his job since the start of the season, and he’s still played like crap. Now it’s either a question of him not listening or not caring or just plain being bad, all of which require a tougher response in my opinion. I think he’s had enough chances to right the ship by now and for whatever reason, he hasn’t.
New regime, new manager, new coaches
What I meant to say was “especially this early.” There’s plenty of time for the stick later. Give Wak some time to feel the lazy bastard out; if he can succeed with this approach where others have failed, more power to him. I can guarantee, however, that this approach will not work if we break out the stick now now now. (I don’t think Cedeno was meant to send the message that the media and us interpreted it as. I personally really like Cedeno in the super-utility role.)
You should see some of the position player pictures
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind, I actually decided to explore a little rather than demand to be hand-fed.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Don't you dare fucking ruin this for me
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I'd never see a sentence like that ever.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ichiro is pretty hilarious.
He looks like a 1950’s Catskills comedian named “Shecky Suzuki” or something.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Umpiring is dangerous
From the Rangers vs. Blue Jays game:
“Hank Blalock pops out to shortstop Marco Scutaro. Two out.”
Not mentioned: The barrel of the bat broke and at the end of Blalock’s swing the fat part of the bat flew into the Ump’s face mask, knocking him down for the count. He had to be carried out. Yuck. Hope he’s alright.
Blue Jay announcers
Said that they usually have a back-up ump available. Think that’s what they’re going with.
Didn't some other ump end up with a concussion
at a Yankees game in the past few days?
angels fan in seattle
Was going to mention this, but yes.
The homeplate umpire took a foul ball off his mask which cracked the entire crown. He had to wear one of Jose Molina’s backup masks. Within two innings, he had to be replaced because he was still shaky from the foul ball.
Most of these umpires are 50+, too. It’s crazy they have the stamina to stay focused as long as they do while taking a beating
It's really uncanny....


Guess we know who’ll play him in the Major League-like movie of our 2009 season.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I miss that show damnit.
I fucking hate you Mariners
At least it looks like they're finally putting a movie together.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Why is MLB.tv linky not available yet
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oh holy crap I forgot I don't live in Pacific Time anymore
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Not huge news
But Chris Burke got sent back to San Diego today.
And in "insert surprise face here" news, Rocco Baldelli is now on the DL
Though to be fair, this time it isn’t his unruly mitochondria that have rebelled against him, but rather his hamstrings.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
"It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" is a pretty underrated movie.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
An example must be made to warn the rest
Also, they fear fire.
You have no taste if you don't like that movie. It had andy f'n rooney!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
While Oneli doesn't strike me as much,
he does have some interesting high strikeout potential out of the bullpen.
Some like it hot
Some like it cold
Some don’t like Yuni, Sweeney, and Rob Johnson all in the same starting lineup.
I am all set.
I picked up 6 Arrogant Bastard’s at the store. My plan is to “drink” everytime Washburn throws one of his patented “suck-pitches”.
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
Why the apostrophe and quotes?
Bastards is plural. I’m assuming you’ll really be drinking, and Washburn definitely has a suck-pitch.
angels fan in seattle
Now for a nice refreshing sip ...
Oh God! What the hell is wrong with these things?!?! They are so chalky. It is like someone fermented sweehearts candy. “I wuz you” my ass. I would spit to get the taste out of my mouth, but I like I would leave a rainbow stain on the floor.
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
Oh my god, they're interviewing Bedard on the radio
and he’s actually SAYING STUFF!
He has to he's on the radio
It would sound really weird if he didn’t say anything
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Fuck Michael Young.
May have just won TEX the game.
I wonder how long the Dodgers will continue to let Kershaw and McDonald
throw 100 pitches in 4 innings before Coletti decides to get a Proven Veteran.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Glorious
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a different angle at greater resolution
and not a frame by frame ripoff of the original.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not depressed, he's pissed because he knows he was fucked.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Maybe you can watch your players at a charity golf tourney.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Like my players give a shit about faggy cancer orphans
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd pay to see Jason Spezza try to golf.
And bet on how many spectators Dany Heatley maims.
No shit?
I need to see this
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Now they can't call a goalie interference for the rest of the series.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That's a tough call
Cause hes out of the crease. And while you can get goalie interference out of the crease, what about non-intentional contact outside the crease? What if he was 10 feet out instead of 1 foot out?
If they can call it on the Flyers for a play about 3 feet further out on a true incidental contact, they should definitely call it here.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Refs should be consistent across the board.
They’re all trained the same, they are supposed to be consistent. If a game gets out of hand, I can see calling more roughings etc, but bumping is bumping, and you can’t let a goal in within a couple seconds of one because the goalie has no chance.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well, duh.
But this isn’t a revelation or anything that refs are not uniform.
re: Washburn
that’s more of a cover photo for a soft jazz album entitled ‘Kind of Bleh’
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
This Keystone light commercial makes me smile
Old people getting hurt is always funny
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Jarrod
Jar-Rod
J-Rod
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball
That is a terrible way to start the series!
by katal on Apr 21, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well that's why
Jason Bartlett, walk machine
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What a worthless stat
Number of wins against the Rays, and the top 3 on the list are all within the division. And it counts all the shitty seasons the Rays had before last year
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Well the weather is nice, so people aren't going to come out to the park
Wait for the weather to cool down and the fans will come
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Always looks more empty at the start of the game.
People getting food, still parking, etc.
Washburn's mother's name
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 21, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And thank God that SoCal will cool down before the M's get there
I don’t want to bake and get stuck watching Washburn on the same day
I was just thinking the same.
I’d spend my life savings on crap beer, otherwise
In what way?
Sound seems to be slightly behind for me, but it’s fine other than that
Mines a little choppier then normal but it works
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Retarded on my end
but I’m watching a different game
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMN IT ENDY
YOU’RE WORSE THAN RAUL
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I hate it how just because I'm Asian when I order spicy three at the Thai place, I get white people spicy six
I need more beer
Fuck you and your slanty eyelids!
I can’t even get white people spicy six!
I know what you mean
It sucks
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
At Stone you got white people spicy seven, if I'm remembering right
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not remembering right if it wasn't Matthew =(
Graham only half-counts, anyway
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell and Longo are righthanded
Crawford and Pena are left handed. I SEE A PATTERN
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers won, As lost, Angels losing.
Would be a keen game to win.
My opinion
every game is a keen game to win until you are eliminated
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You wrote an article last October about how this is overused you hypocrite
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
RRS is in tip top shape
and Yuni has been hustling more than ever lately!
I'm out
Hopefully tomorrow all Ray’s fans will be banned or there will be a moratorium on animated gifs.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I can't believe people still play this game.
My computer won’t let me install it when I tried last summer. I hear they are coming out with a Diablo III and I can’t wait.
Only 50 weeks until Opening Day 2010!
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On the brightside
Watching this, all I can think is “This doesn’t bode well for the playoffs!”
The fact that playoffs are even on my mind is probably a good thing.
I liked invading DRB before it was taken over by perverts and degenerates.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Uncool.
We’re not all degenerates. Just mostly.
Sign lady must die.
by EminenceFront on Apr 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
But we're so civil
I could be wrong though
by staplemaniac on Apr 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We were invaded?
What a tiny invasion. I didn’t even notice.
They’re invasions are puny and unmanly like.
Dude, it's Andy Sonnanstine. It's possible.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
On FoxSports.com today, Rob Dibble gave his opinion on if Ichiro deserves to be in the HoF
His shocking opinion: “Yes.”
No it was like those old Mariners commercials
They were talking about where they went for dinner last night
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet if you looked real hard it wouldn't be so difficult to find one attractive girl out of a lot of 500,000+
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That's where the prettiest ones are, generally
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Should have been liveblogging from the upper deck but nooooo
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought eight upper deck tickets earlier today =(
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just wondering
Obviously a lot of people love them, I’ve just never seen the appeal.
For really white people like me
upper deck is better because it’s generally shaded.
angels fan in seattle
Depends how close to HP you want to sit.
But yes, for big crowds, you’re better off just shelling out for the upper deck seat.
Bleacher seats sell out.
That’s one reason.
That’s about the only reason I can think of.
I've always preferred the upper deck seats behind home plate
favorite place in the park to sit for under $25
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Robert isn't manly per se
but calling him a girl just seems overly insulting to me.
Poor Sonnanstine.
His first two “balls” were both clear strikes according to Gameday.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Same calls as for Wash.
This is going to be a long game.
The leaderboard in shown bunts will go Chavez pitcher pitcher pitcher pitcher pitcher pitcher Gomez pitcher pitcher
WAKAMATSU IS TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT SHOULD'VE WORKED
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Shift..tried to bunt it to third..but failed
I fucking hate you Mariners
Dude get on board with the results based analysis
two on one out!
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Launch one, Beltre.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
I'll be honest. I'm getting tired of Beltre at the plate.
I fucking hate you Mariners
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Dear Charlie Relaford,
I hope a swarm of angry bees infests your nether regions and takes offense to your borderline eyesight.
Fuck a duck,
Aron
Inning over.
At least it should have been over long ago, thanks to the failed Jr. DP.
Oops
I’ll spell his name right when he can make me happy consistently
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HA
MIKE SWEENEY CAN HIT
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The fuck?
that’s his first RBI when he’s been batting in the middle of the order all year?!
I'm so sick of him at first
Cairo was more fun
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Cairo was easier to make fun of
he was so hopeless at the plate. Remember the time he almost hit it to the wall?
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeney ain't much of a hitter either
at least Cairo knew what pitch was coming.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
God dammit Loafie
If I faced Loafie I would never, ever, throw him a fastball
God lopez has looked bad so far.
Stupid WBC for getting my hopes up…
Meh
I don’t expect Loafie to ever be much better or much worse than he is right now. When he knows what’s coming and it’s on the inner half, he crushes it. Everything else he swings and misses or pops up.
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, if only he could channel some Dutch pitching to face too
then he might be all set.
Tillman :(
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Marlins have pretty decent pitching.
Want to try again?
08 avg fastball : 87.6
09 avg fastball : 87.9
That difference is probably imperceptible.
angels fan in seattle
Interesting
just seems like the radar gun has popped 90+ way more this season than last
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, generally they throw slower at the end of the year
so that would bring the 08 average down
angels fan in seattle
He's hanging out at 89 today
I wonder if it lasts
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
From the moment the ball was struck
I was sure it would reach the outfield.
I have no faith in your defense, Jose.
Washburn seems to be good at defense.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Listen to your heart, RC
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a Mariners blog. Thanks.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hush.
We’re getting a new St. Vincent de Paul, I’ll have you know!
In an empty carpet store!
Across from the oldest Jack in the Box in the Northwest!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Explains the fucked up drive-thru and 4x8ft dining room.
I fucking hate you Mariners
And a Jewelry store that used to be a Taco Bell!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Kent Godfathers is now closed.
But the one in Covington is going strong!
The one off the Willis Exit?
It’s gone, unfortunately
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
REALLY!? WOOO
I fucking hate you Mariners
On second thought with the trade of Brian Barton he must be the affirmative action hire.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have lived with this mistruth for seven years
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I love black bench players because they're inherently not scrappy.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did you know who Joe Thurston was ten years ago?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten years ago Joe Thurston was a nobody
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Thurston was the hottest Dodger infield prospect since sliced bread.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The time frame may not be 100% accurate
but I can’t recall a time when I didn’t know who he was.
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If Bavasi were still around and he heard that
He’d resign Jarrod immediately, because hey, every team needs a crafty left hander.
I hate these bank commecials
The actor who plays the bank upper-management guy in one commercial plays a customer in another. There’s no believability!
But is there drinkability?
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So crap, Stone's Imperial Russian Stout is good
and strong. soso strong.
Thanks to Lookout Landing
for expanding my craft beer horizons. I am much better off and poorer for your efforts
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gonna lie, I do like a good Belgian white and Allagash is rather good
but holy crap did that stout smoke it
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
I have a bottle of Orchard White in my fridge anyway.
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds tasty.
My tastes have swung towards Belgian white ales hard recently and I’ve been trying everything I can get my hands on.
That Orchard White is fantastic
seriously. Hope you can find it.
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't remember
If I don’t write it down my beer memory sucks. Except for Allagash White. I hated that.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy buckets when did they redesign the MLB player profile pages
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So Wakamatsu really, really likes bunting
must be a Japanese thing. Stupid Japanese
Harry Caray was so much worse towards the end
Maybe Dave could use some glasses though.
Let's not suck!
He has them-- that's part of the problem
look down at the notes & score book through the bifocal, look up at the play & try to re-focus
No matter how many bitch single you hit, Yuni, I still want you benched for Ronny.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Haha Dave sounded like that one didn't matter because it was going to be caught
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
You usually can't teach hitters selectivity
but you can teach them not to be a fucking slug on defense
The lady in the front row there was nearly a huge asshole, too.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I smell a drinking game being spawned before too long
Pound away every time Dave blows a call
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love his call a couple years back when Jose Lopez hit a HR in Cleveland.
It was when we had Jose Lopez, Jose Guillen, and Jose Vidro. He didn’t know who hit it so his call was something like this:
“And that ball is heading out. Homerun by….uhh…errr…..Jose!”
I fucking hate you Mariners
If the Yankees continue to tank
Maybe we can trade for Derek Jeter.
The Nationals are about to blow another 9th inning lead.
Like fucking clockwork.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
you mean the Natinals
That’s just not gonna get old
It seems like
Washburn is really getting squeezed, while Sonanstine is getting calls going his way
Wash got a nice call on that curve to end the 2nd
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
it’s kind of amoebic for both starters
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Outfield defense!
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Are we running a rate of 2-3 bunts per game?
And we’re not even a National League team!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
How long before I start kicking the cat every time Wak calls a bunt?
I give myself until May 15.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ME HAD TO CALL MLB DOT SUCKASS TO GET MY FUCKING
VIDEO FUCK SHIT
by chinn on Apr 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
In embarrassing news, the Nationals have managed to win two games in a row.
Embarrassing for the Atlanta Braves, that is. Both were 1-run games, too. And in fact, the Braves had runners on 2nd and 3rd with nobody out in the 9th just now AND FAILED TO GET A RUN ACROSS.
AGAINST THE NATIONALS.
The Braves have just lost the series to THE NATIONALS.
There are no words for the shame they must feel.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I expect this to be this year's version of the Felix Grand Slam
Complete elation to the point of near-orgasm, followed by mind-numbing tragedy (as Seattle passes on Strasburg).
Strasburg has said he'll sit out this year if he's drafted by anyone except the Padres anyway.
I know it’s true because someone said so here on LL last year.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
No, Money Tree Commercial
We haven’t “all” had late fees. Screw you.
My love for J.J. is leavened by the fact he's not ours anymore...
…and that hey fuck the Mets.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
An incredibly generic reliever
Who netted us Endy “DiMaggio” Chavez!
Regression to the mean?
I know he put up a couple awesome years but he was basically an incredibly generic reliever until he was 30
Let's not suck!
I know it doesn't as a process
But he so quickly went from generic to absurdly good. Of course this too isn’t terribly uncommon for relievers, but they seldom achieve the awesomeness he had for a bit. Good old fashioned decline seems more likely in his case.
Let's not suck!
He learned an out pitch
It’s not like he unlearned it
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've watched countless relievers burn brightly then quicly burn out.
Or are you alluding to something else?
Let's not suck!
His control is not what it was
he could still be very effective if he had pinpoint control
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he doesn't suck solely because he lost 3 MPH
by JI on Apr 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally his Zone% is the highest of his career
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, just checked Gameday.
Triple followed up by a double. Damn.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Does Jarrod Washburn own Pena?
That’s 4 swinging strikes tonight
Hey look, an easy ground ball that Yuni is nowhere near!
Fuck you, Cuba.
I've seen Frank Robinson do that to a catcher.
They were running wild on him.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
That groundball by Burrell looked to be just as hard as Beltre's groundball.
And Bartlett had to go further toward the bag and still made a great play.
Why the hell can't you make it on Sunday :(
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 21, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaylord Nelson would sort of support it.
And Ira Einhorn would pat you on the back, if he could.
Oh no doubt.
Nothing will ever top Mateen Cleaves jumping up and down screaming “We did it n******!!!” during a Kings playoff game.
WOOOO!!
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
On his whip
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
An open letter to Rob Johnson
Please do extremely poorly so Jeffie can come back.
Thanks,
Taylor H
PS: Start after this a-bat.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
ROB JOHNSON IS A BALLER
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
You better listen to me.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
what is t his
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14535791
by seattlebruin on Apr 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So was that the MOST unexpected outcome possible?
Even a home run would’ve been more plausible there.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Wait. A triple.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
What.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robret
by .Taylor on Apr 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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