Luke Scott Is Tanner

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 12:08 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

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If that's an AP photo

can’t you just embed it now, rather than taking a screenshot? Or do you only get access to certain photos?

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by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Embedding it would take the authenticity out of the caption.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh right they would fix that eventually.

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by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Bingo!

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Fahey would have been better.

Maybe next time they can confuse Bocock with Uribe.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions

Badonkadonk.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

That's not Luke Scott.

Luke Scott has a mullet.

by r0ry on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Look how tan those legs are!

by MFAN on Apr 20, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions

I can't wait until this site gets it's first black user.

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

Fogel?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Well if ningwers can be black, why can't Fogel?

And what about johnbai? I hear he’s as black as the night.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't be black.

I like hockey.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions

True dat

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

But I hate hockey

and occasionally beat the crap out of racist posters after challenging them to put a face to their comments. Except for Robert. I give him special treatment.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions

That's because I feed and money the poor

by Robert on Apr 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I approve of using "money" as a verb

Also, I’m scared of your all-bum army.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm in his all-bum army.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Watch out for kevin_ess

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I call the big one Bitey

by Robert on Apr 20, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Did you end up recruiting sharpening-knife-on-the-sidewalk bum?

That guy was hardcore.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions

That was me.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you for not stabbing me and taking my beans.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

You're welcome. We all need beans.

And I prefer not to stab anyone, really. I prefer to just give them a very, very painfully close shave.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Ingrown beards are the worst.

by Matthew on Apr 20, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Worse than being stabbed?

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I imagine so, yes.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I just don't want any hobos stabbing me in order to spare me from the discomfort of ingrown facial hair.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

The only cure for ingrown bears is stabbing yourself multiple times.

In the face!

by Matthew on Apr 20, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Best typo evah

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

You're all over it whenever people say "bears" in a comment

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a Stephen Colbert thing

Him and me have an understanding… about bears.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was a fat hairy gay man joke.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

So he plays but doesn't enjoy it?

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Does he look black to you?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Honestly I have to tell you I don't see color.

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Black isn't a color

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions

In fact it couldn't be further from a color.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Explain

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Black is the absence of color

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

In light, but not pigment.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

...

http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/Phys/Class/light/u12l2e.html

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

No way

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Jarome.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions

So, yes.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He's Canadian.

Doesn’t count.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Mike Grier

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions

It's like trying to find the good non-black non-Canadians in the NBA.

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I love that there's a special section for it on Wikipedia.

Huh… I didn’t know that Donald Brashear was from Indiana. I want that man back on the US National Team! If we can’t beat the elite teams with skill, we’ll just beat ’em.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions