Luke Scott Is Tanner

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 12:08 PM PDT in Miscellaneous Comment 98 comments

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If that's an AP photo

can’t you just embed it now, rather than taking a screenshot? Or do you only get access to certain photos?

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by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Embedding it would take the authenticity out of the caption.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh right they would fix that eventually.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bingo!

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fahey would have been better.

Maybe next time they can confuse Bocock with Uribe.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Badonkadonk.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's not Luke Scott.

Luke Scott has a mullet.

by r0ry on Apr 20, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Look how tan those legs are!

by MFAN on Apr 20, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't wait until this site gets it's first black user.

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fogel?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well if ningwers can be black, why can't Fogel?

And what about johnbai? I hear he’s as black as the night.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't be black.

I like hockey.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

True dat

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But I hate hockey

and occasionally beat the crap out of racist posters after challenging them to put a face to their comments. Except for Robert. I give him special treatment.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's because I feed and money the poor

by Robert on Apr 20, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I approve of using "money" as a verb

Also, I’m scared of your all-bum army.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm in his all-bum army.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Watch out for kevin_ess

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I call the big one Bitey

by Robert on Apr 20, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you end up recruiting sharpening-knife-on-the-sidewalk bum?

That guy was hardcore.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was me.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you for not stabbing me and taking my beans.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're welcome. We all need beans.

And I prefer not to stab anyone, really. I prefer to just give them a very, very painfully close shave.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ingrown beards are the worst.

by Matthew on Apr 20, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Worse than being stabbed?

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I imagine so, yes.

by royalcurve on Apr 20, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just don't want any hobos stabbing me in order to spare me from the discomfort of ingrown facial hair.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The only cure for ingrown bears is stabbing yourself multiple times.

In the face!

by Matthew on Apr 20, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best typo evah

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're all over it whenever people say "bears" in a comment

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a Stephen Colbert thing

Him and me have an understanding… about bears.

by johnbai on Apr 20, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought it was a fat hairy gay man joke.

by acblue on Apr 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So he plays but doesn't enjoy it?

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does he look black to you?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Honestly I have to tell you I don't see color.

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Black isn't a color

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In fact it couldn't be further from a color.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Explain

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Black is the absence of color

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In light, but not pigment.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

...

http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/Phys/Class/light/u12l2e.html

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No way

by JI on Apr 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jarome.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So, yes.

by abender20 on Apr 20, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's Canadian.

Doesn’t count.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Grier

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's like trying to find the good non-black non-Canadians in the NBA.

by Mariner John on Apr 20, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love that there's a special section for it on Wikipedia.

Huh… I didn’t know that Donald Brashear was from Indiana. I want that man back on the US National Team! If we can’t beat the elite teams with skill, we’ll just beat ’em.

by ningwers on Apr 20, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs