8-5, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 19, 2009 6:16 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Ronny Cedeno, +10.4%
Biggest Suckfest: Carlos Silva, -25.1%
Most Important AB: Cedeno homer, +12.3%
Most Important Pitch: Inge double, -12.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -27.7%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -22.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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It was only a matter of time until someone insulted Silva by calling him a girl.

by JI on Apr 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

I was limited by what pictures were available

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Alternately I could have gone

lol silvas so fat he has manboobs and needs a mansiere

by JI on Apr 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

It's a good thing Silva lost all that weight this winter....

You can really see a difference in his performance…..oh wait….

by oneseasoncom on Apr 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by Vatinius on Apr 19, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs

So you're saying that it had nothing to do with him being fat

so all the complaints about him being fat were actually stupid?

by johnbai on Apr 19, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I think the complaints about him being fat were justified

once he started complaining about his back towards the end of the season.

Being fat myself, a little extra weight does affect things like that more than most skinnies realize.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Apr 19, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

This is the start of that inevitable 10 game losing streak isn't it?

by OlSalty on Apr 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH

Staving off the last shred of my pessimism… something just broke in my brain.

by johnbai on Apr 19, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

No! Don't think that way.

Griffey provides us magical protection from extended losing streaks.

"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 19, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Jarrod Washburn is a stopper!

In all honesty, I feel much better seeing Jarrod Washburn out there than Silva.

Any time you feel much better seeing Jarrod Washburn out there than someone else, that someone else is pretty terrible at what he does.

by cwel87 on Apr 19, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

With our OF defence, I feel fine with Washburn going out there.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 20, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions

The last time we lost 2 games in a row we won 6 in a row.

C’mon M’s!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 19, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

I like this optimism

It’s just too bad that everything we have ever known about Seattle sports is that it gets insanely difficult to stay optimistic after seeing games like the last 2.

by d0nkey on Apr 20, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions