How to Win Games Against Edwin Jackson


Seems pretty easy to me.
Branyan pic: Scott Eklund / P-I
Clement pic: Somewhere in the deeps of MLB.com
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Something tells me that if we're going to make a push for the playoffs
Jeff Clement is going to have to be a big part of it.
Clement hitting a long flyout in a near-empty Safeco is how to beat Edwin Jackson?
Something tells me if Jeff Clement has to be a big part of a push for the playoffs, we are not making the playoffs.
by lemonverbena on Apr 19, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Phil is a stupid redneck that exploits people will real problems for monetary gain but putting them on television.
That’s not really what Mike Sweeney is
Sweeney was picked over Shelton in part because of his diplomatic skills, right?
Of course ascertaining the value of diplomacy or leadership in a clubhouse as of this point remains elusive (Isn’t Bill James working on it?). Perhaps associating Sweeney’s skills with that of someone who is not licensed to practice psychology anywhere was silly, but maybe it’s appropriate. Sweeney isn’t licensed either.
As a side note, the jab about exploiting people is merely a matter of perspective. Technically anyone who charges for their services in mediating or solving a dispute could be labeled as “exploitive,” but that topic is beyond the scope of the forum so I’ll shut up now.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 18, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You just wish you'd thought of it first.
Dr. Phil may be all of those things, but he sure does know how to make a livin’.
I think he means we have to have more white players
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Latin players don't know how to hit.
by Mariner John on Apr 18, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
At his point, Felix doesn't know how to pitch, either.
I just got an eerie premonition that Felix will be an ESPN Baseball Tonight analyst in 2030, although I’m having trouble visualizing exactly what that would look like.
Clement beat the shit out of Detroit last year
That would have been nice tonight
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
or the other team could have negative runs
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 18, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions



















